THE TIMES, NEW UL00MF1EL1), PA., SEFfEMUEll 28, 1880. Professional Cards. JOHN CALVIN WA1.L13, Attorney at-Law, aud Ulstrtot Attorney. New Uloomlleld, Terry Co.. Pa, sTOfnee over Mortimer's new More. All legal business promptly and carefully transacted. May 4, luau. JK.JUNKIN. Attorney at-I.aw. New Uloomlleld, Perryeo., Fa. -Oluoe Next door to the residence ot Judge JuuHln. . 2i' AM. MARKKL. Attorney at-Law, . New Hloomtteld, Perry county, Pa. Office oppoalte the Mansion llouse.and .three doors east of the Post-WIlict. T BW1S rOTTKIt, " ATTOBNKY AT LAW) NEW BLOOMFIELD, 1'KHKY CO., PA. WCIalm promptly secured collected Writings and all legal business carefullyattend ed to. " 1" OHAttLES II. SMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Bloomlleld, ferry Oo. Pa. sTOni two doors emt ot Joseph Smith's .hotel. Augusta, 1872 HTM. A. 8PONHLEK, Attorney-at-Law, W Olllce adjoining his residence, on East Alain street, New Bloomlleld, Perry oo., Pa. 821y w M. N. fiElBEKT.Attorney-at-l.aw, new nioomueiu, i errjuu., i . Bloomlleld, S 33 lv. TKWI8 POTTER, kotart pubi.io, New Bloom 1 Hal.l Pal-ftf !n. . Pa. Deeds, llonds, Mortgage and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take tieposiuousvo oe ,u any court in the united Btaies. i "t OHAS. J.T.MoINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld. Perry oo., Pa. All profoMlonalbnslnesspromptlyandf alto, (ully atteudedto. 3 2 lv. ATI, jn.. muimiw". ...... .titHTtnif mr tub PK ACKand OENEEAL COLLECTOR, NbwHbkmantowh, l'erryoo.,ra. sT-Kemlttanceswiuoe maae promptly " " Collections made. OUAS.A. BAUNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld.Perryco.,Pa m-Oltloe on high street. North side, nearly op poslte the Presbyterian Church. 8 2 ly M, L. LIGGETT. Attohnby-at-Law, Newport, l'erry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl aess miurers cninmiueti io iiinunm. Ulhoe, No. Hit North Second Street. Newport, April 2? 1878. T SUNDYTMTa U Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Treated permanently In the borough of Bloom, field. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomtlold and surrounding vicinity. Calls lathe country nttended to promptly. Olllce on Carlisle street, the one formerly occupied by Dr. Ard. 1 6m K. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa. Office on Carlisle, Ht., directly opposite the Pres byterian Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. a.Ai.i. Vokk Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 J W. ROWE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Donlist. Office near Blxler'a Mills, where all professional business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted In price and quality. May 25, '40, ly. MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. DISCOVERER OF LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. The Positive Cnre For all Female Complaints. This preparation, a Its name eigrnlflcs, consists of Vegetable Properties that are harmless to the most del caU! invalid. Upon one trial the merits of this Com pound will be reoognlsod, as relief Is Immediate i and when Its use la continued. In ninety-nine cases in a hun. dred, apermanentourolaeffected,asthousands will tes tlfy. On account of Ita proven merits, it la to-day re commended and proscribed by too best physicians In the country. It will cure entirely tho worst form of falling of the uterus, Lenoorrhatt, irroffular and painful Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Floodlngs, all Displacements and the ooo oquent spinal weakmess, and is especially adapted to the Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus man early stage of development. The tendenoy to cancerous humors there is checked very speedily by Its use. In tact it has proved to be the groat est and best remedy that has ever been discover ed. It permeates every portion of the system, and gives new life and vigor. It removes f alntneaajlatuloncy, de strays all craving for stimulants, and relievos weakness of the stomach It cures Bloating, neadachos, Nervous Prostration, Oeneral DeblUty, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi gestion. That feoling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always permanently cured by ltsnse. ItwlilrAalltlmcs.BjldunderaU circumstan ces, act in harmony with tho law that govern, the female system. For Kidney Oomplslnbi of either sex this compound Is unsurpassed. Lydia E. Pirtkriam's Vegetable Compound Isprepared at 233 and t35 Western Avonue, Lynn, Han. ' Price tl.OO, Six bottles for tUM. Bent by mail in the form of pills, also In the form ofLaEengca, on receipt of price, tl.OO, per box, for either. Mrs. FIXKHAli freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pam phlet. Address as above Mmtiim thi paptr. No family should be without LTD LA E. PINKHAM' LIVER PIIUJ. They cure Constipation. Biliousness, and Torpidity of the Liver. &5 cents per box. GKO. A. KELLY CO,, General Agents, Pittsburgh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Ktrlck. ler. New Blorinfleld, ra. 27uly TjISTATK NOTICK. Notlcels hereby gl. XU en that Letters of Administration on the estate ot Andrew J. Bnrd. of Bulfalo township, l'erry county. Pa., deo'd. have been granted to John Potter of said townililp. All persons Indebted to said estate are requested to make Immediate Davment. and those having clulms agalust said estate will present tuem duly auiuBuiiuaieu ior settlement to JOHN POTTER, Administrator. Lewis Pottter, att'y. ly ot. 'ft? it -iJsss. Jm,,iiMmtm.tmJ'-'S Philadelphia Advertisements Ready Mixed Paints ! JUCAS' READY MIXED PAINTS ! NO WATER, NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE Oil, TAINT. READY FOR USE. Numplo Olll'tlw. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF ;rAIIfT BENT BT MAIL. ITIH PUT ONMKK OTIIER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD ANUOIL. VIZ I NI(!ELV llltUHliKI) OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATElt PAINT TRY IT, And Ton Will IVove It to be tlio Best Liquid l'ulnt In the Market. JOHN LUCAS .te CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Oieen, WHITE LEAD. COLORS. VARNISHES, &c r tS For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, Now Bloomllold, Pa., or to John Lucas A (Jo., Philadelphia. ilGLERSt SWEARINGEN . . SUOOOBBOTB to HH AFFNEK, ZIEQLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, fslloves, lllbbons, Nuspeinlers, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 60S MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 1 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO,, BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers in CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALBO . Publishers Ot Sandera'New KendAra anrt Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Knbert'a liutn, ui the UnltedStates.Folton'sOutllne Maps, So. LOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON j WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, Fenn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 133 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Delersl n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, V ' ' Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 420 Market street, above It b PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisement. WITH kii:jm:, hcott co., WUOLKHALB DEALKIIS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL OJLOTIIS, Col (on fc Woolen C:iinln,o. No. 833 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wlshlnn to select from as lare a stock as can he found In the city, and at the LOWEST I'AHII P KICKS, should give me a call. Ausust SI, ISSO.tf . j VHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Aroh Street, Philadelphia Penn'a, J S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLB8ALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 1U MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN TI,Y GOODS, January 1, 1879. MOUEAU'H Medicated extract of maijT akd iu:i:f. CURES Cnmsumptlon, Diabetes. Blight's Disease, Epilepsy iSt. Vitus' s Dance, Scrofula, If destruc tion Is not carried too tar, and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take it and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Price, 11.00. rit. E. O. LTJICS QEHMAN ANTIBILIOW POWDER IS a radical cure for Sick and Dull Headace, RlllousneHS, Habitual Constipation, Piles, Palpi tation of the Ileal t, Impurities of the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Skin, Drowsiness, &o. It is a mild purgative and adapted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price SO ctt. MOKEAU'S MALT FARINA. The best food tor Infants and the most nutri tious diet for Invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, is easily di gested and does not change In any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 60 cents. DR. E. C. LUK8' German Soothtnff Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Byrup, of pleasant taste, lor all painful allections of Infants and children preceding and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings sutler but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists. Price, 2ovts. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strlckler) PHARMACIST, NEW IIL003IFIELD, PENN'A. HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Strlckler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make It la every way worthy the patronage of the public Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presolptions. ho as to insure accuracy and guard against accidents. BEAR IN 1IINI that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything ot the BEST QUALI TY. The publlo may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I UAYE C0XSTASTLY OX 1IAXD HAIR OIL and POMADES HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. SURGEON8. TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE aud FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi cines of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, dtc. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purposes. Terms, Strictly Cash. By strict attention to business. I hope to merl the eouodenoe aud favor ot the public. JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. G. April 29, 1879. A NEW DEPARTURE! BEST plow In the WORLD 1 ,...TV;f?T'Vfc. THI SYRACUSE CHILLED PLOW C6. of Syraouae, N. V. Am now putting on the market a now thai Is as much auporlor to any Plow horctoforo mtidn as tho Plows of tho pout few years karo boon Biiporlor to thoso mado bolt a century oga It combines all tho excellencies of any VtnW la use. It obviates all the objections made to any other Plow. In add I lion It embraces; several new feature Tt the greatest value, for which we have ob tained exclusive Patents. Its Bcam,Clovl8, Jointer Standard and Wheel fltnndard will be STEEL, and Ita mold board will be a composition of Steel and Iron chilled under a process for which wo have also obtained an exclusive Patent It will be called THE SYRACUSE CHILLED STEEL PLOW Its weight will be eighteen pounds less than our present style A flrat-clnss Steel Plow, mado In tha or. dlnary way, full rigged, retails for twenty-two dollars. .Inforlor Steel I'lowa retail from six teen to nineteen dollars. The price of our now now will bo but Rerentven Dollara, and It will be tho chenpefft Agricultural Implement ever sold. Its mold board will outwear three ot the very best klnqa of tho ordinary steel mold boards. It will scour In soils where nil steel plows and all other plows have hitherto proved a failure. With this Flow will bo Introduced a corru gated Plow Point and Jointer Point, on which we have also obtained a Patent, and which Is also a groat Improvement, both as regards strength and wear. The Jointer can be shifted so as to take moro or less land, and also nioro or less pitch, and It can always bo kept on a Uno with the Plow. Tho wheel will run under tho beam or one Bide of It as desired, and nlways kept In line. Tho beam Is adjustable for Spring or Fall riowlng, and olso for two or three horses. The handles can be adjusted to accommo date a man or boy, on the some Plow. It Is a perfect Plow. Wooden beams arc going out of use because they shrink, Bwell aud warp, and never run two seasons alike. Iron beams are too heavy. Malleable beams become demoralized and bend, which Is much worse than to break. A Steol beam Is the necessity of the day. It Is three times as strong and very much lighter than any other style. When ict say a Mold board Is chilled, the fanners know It Is bo. Wo do not palm off on them a composition of various metals and call it chilled metnL We want agents for this new Plow In every town In this State. Wo can give but a very small discount to them, but we will pay the Railroad Freight We propose to plaoe this Plow In the hands of Farmers as near tho cost of manufacture as possible. It will be the bent Agricultural Implement ever sold. It shall also be tho clieapett Persons therefore who are not willing to act ns agents on the principle that "a nimble six pence Is better than a slow shilling," need not apply for an agency. No Plows on commission. AU sales absolute. C nils Is the only Steel chilled Plow in the World. Bteel costs several times more than Iron. But this Plow, full rigged, by giving small discounts, oan be sold for Seventeen Dollars. Compare this price with that of any Iron Plow over made. It Is cheaper than any other Plow now made would be at Ave dollars and a halt Where there are no agents we will, on re ceiptor Seventeen Dollars, send a Plow to any Railroad station In the State and pay tho freight. Address, SYRACUSE CHILLED PLOW CO. 0r 8yraous, N.Y' Jos. Garber & Co., Andersonbnrg. Bower & Dromgold, Landlxburg, and Uench St Drom gold, lckesburg, Agents. , 26Al3t Benj. f. Gbafton. Stout B. Ladd, JlAUlEKT E. PaINB. Late Omxmiiuttoner oj Patents- PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, Atlorneys-at-lAW and Solicitor of American and Foreign Patents. No. 412 Firth Street, AVnsliiiffto I- C Practice Patent Law In all its branches In the Patent Othco, and in the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stamp for postage. 35 ri f f A MONTH guaranteed. 112 a I " I I I I I day at home made by the Indus- II I Itrious. Capital not required; we V I I I I will start you. Men, women, boys 1 1 I I I land girls make money faster at r fill II work for ns than atanythlngelse. v ' v The work Is light and pleasant, and such as any one can go right at Those who are wise who see this notice will send us their address at once and see for them selves. Costly Oulllt and terms free. Now Is the time. Those already at work are laying up large sums of money. Address TRUE & CO., Aupusta Maine. MO ly A FULL ASSORTMENT or HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New ltloomfleld. wn m b Don't you want some cheap rnoas ior ranis ana Bints T you do, don't lall to ex amine the splendid assortment for sale by F. MOKTIMEU. You ean suit yoursell In style aud price. XT ST AT R NOTICF.. Notice Is heieby given SJJ that letters of Administration on the estate Sarah Uptegralt have been granted to the under signed. All persons Indebted to raid estate are requested to make Immediate payment aud those liavlug claims, to present them for settlement to J. K JUNK1N, Administrator. New Uloomlleld. Perry Co. , Pa. Augutl7,1880-Hit t IT Why Is a miser like a man with a short memory 1 Slecaune he Is always for-gettlng. , ' C3T A Bunday school boy was BBked if his father was a Christian. He replied: " Yes, but he Is not working much at it now." Too many Just such Christians are around. 87A Bunday School teacher asked : " What bird is large enough to carry off a man?" Nobody knew, but one little girl suggested : " Mamma said papa wouldn't be home till Monday because he had gone off on a lark. IIT" Lucy" wants to know " What will take the smell of onions from my breathy" Don't eat them, dear ; but if you must, take your breath out, boll for two hours, then sprinkle with a little cologne1. This will do the business. tT " Who do you love V " said Jones to his sweetheart's baby sister. " I loves 'oo," was the reply, " And who does Sissy love V " Sissy loves Mr. Smlf, 'tos he tls- ses 'er." tj" " If you are a quiet, honest citi zen of Galveston, how did these skele ton keys and brass knuckles happen to be in your coat pocket V" " I reckon, judge, that me and the po liceman must have changed coats in the scuffle, We were very much excited." ("" Hold on darl" said a colored man, hailing an acquaintance. "Does yer cross der street ebery time yer see me ter keep from paying dat little bill?" " No, I doesn't." " What fur, den V" " Ter keep from being axed fur it 1" HT " Are you guilty or not guilty V" was asked of a colored prisoner., " Well, boss," he replied, " I was in de na'bo'hood when dem hams was tooken, but it don't look jis' light to beat dis respectant crowd outen de pleasurebleness ob seeln a trial do it V Da'fo' I pleads n. g." Ijy Some admiring poet said of his best girl, " Upon her face a thousand dimples smile for me." Which only adds more emphasis to the adage, '' love is blind." How like the mischief a girl would look with a thousand dimples on her face. The poet must have meant freckles. j sy A lawyer In Virginia, not remark able for his clean person, appeared at a party awhile ago with a rose in his but hole. " Where do you suppose it came from " said he to a brother lawyer, who was examining it. The latter looked up and down the en tire length of the questioner, and with great deliberation responded, " Why, I suppose it grew there 1" Where the Difference Came In. A certain gentleman requiring legal assistance had been recommended to one of two brothers, but had forgotten the Christian name of him he sought; so he called at the office of the one first found and asked for Mr. Podger. " That is my name, sir." "But there are two of you of that name here in town " " Yes." "Well, I wish to consult with the Mr. Podger excuse me for the allusion who wears a wig." " We both wear wigs, sir." " Well, the one I seek was divorced from his wife not long ago." " There you hit us again, sir." " The man to whom I was recommen ded has recently been accused of forgery, though, I trust, unjustly." "There we are again, my dear sir. We have both had that gentle insinua tion laid at our doors." " Well, upon my word, you two broth ers bear a striking resemblance. But I gueas I have it now. The one I am after is in the habit of occasionally drinking to excess sometimes to intoxication." . " My dear man, that little vice is un fortunately characteristic of the pair of us, and I doubt if our best friends could tell you which was the worst." "Well, you are a matched pair certain ly. But tell me," continued the visitor, "which of the twain it was that took the poor debtor's oath a few months ago?" "Ha, ha, we were both in that mud dle. I was on Bob's paper and he was on mine." "In mercy's name!" cried the appli cant, desperately, "will you tell me which of the two is the most sensible man?" - " Ah, there you touch bottom, my friend. Poor Bob, 1 can't stretch the truth, even to serve a brother. If you want the more sensible one of the two I suppose I must acknowledge the corn. I'm the man."