8
THE TIMES NEW BLOOM FIELD, FA.. MAY i, 1880.
A Cat-astrophe.
The Ilaltlmore "Bun" says : A west
end man hatl the flat roof of the L of bis
house tarred, find when nix or seven oats
got on It, the following night, thoy could
yell nnd nroh their backs and try to get a
pull on all four feet at once, but ttiey
couldn't lift thomselvos free, and their
singing was frightful, and people in the
neighborhood began to chuck things at
them, and the owner of the house forgot
about the tar and went barefooted and in
his robo do milt upon the roof to chase
them off and pretty soon he found he
couldn't stir, and be began to whoop and
swear., and a policeman got a ladder and
climbed npon the roof, and when he came
up over the edge, on his hands and knees,
he had to remain In that posture, and be
used very emphatio language. Meantime
the bootjacks were fulling in a shower
about and upon them, and the man's mother-in-law,
in looking out of an upper win
dow that overlooked the L roof, to ask
them if they were not ashamed to be out
on a roof playing cat at that timo of night
unfortunately knocked her wig off, and it
fell in the tar ; and then she rushed down a
flight of stairs and went out on the roof
to get it, and couldn't pull the wig up, but
got her hand stuck to it ; so she couldn't
let go of it, and of course her position and,
her bald head make a dead give away, as it
was quite light, when some one finally
came with boards to put down on the roof
for them to be got on to when they were
cut loose from the tar, and the old lady
didn't feel a bit worse than the policeman,
who had to walk through the streets with
the knees of his trousers cut out, and left
stuck on the roof and a great hunk of tnr
stuck to each hand, and got a reprimand
when be reached the . station. And the
house-owner himself blistered his feet try
ing to melt the tar off of tbem by holding
them up to a hot stove, and when the cats
were cut loose from the roof and put on
the grouud,they tried to gnaw the tar from
their claws And got their paws stuck in
their mouths and rolled about and yawled
and carried on so that folks thought they
were mad nnd killed them. And that
liouseowner's mother-in-law hasn't yet got
,vor Jawing bim ftbont that tar roof.
Another Tornado,
Tatlorville, 111., Aptil 25. A terrible
cyclone, scarc'y le violent and distruotive
than that which visited Western Missouri,
a week ago, passed over a portion of Chris
tian county, a little after 7 o'clock last
night, plowing its way through the timber
and scattering houses, barns and fences in
its conrso. !
Those killed outright were Mrs. T. J.
Langley and two children of Alonzo Cut
ler, and all of them were mangled in a hor
rible manner. One of the Cuttler children
was found this morning in a brush-pile 200
yards from the house, with the upper part
of its Bkull gone.
Besides these, Mrs. Cutler, John Hay,
Harry Langley, Mrs. Hoofner and two
children, Alexander Elliott, James Watts
and wife And George Iliggins and' wife are
not expected to live. Mr. and Mrs. Ilig
gins seem to be in the most precarious con
dition. They sought shelter from the storm
behind a chicken-ooop, and several hours
after were picked up a quarter of a mile
away, mangled almost past recognition.
Medora, 111., April 25. J. H. & J. M.
Valintine'a store was blown from its foun
cations by the cyclone and completely
wrecked. Their loss is $10,000. Two
powder-cans, which were in the store, were
ignited in some way and exploded, injur,
ing Mr. Valintine badly and fatally injur
ing bis clerk. The storm took a northeas
terly direction, sweeping everything before
it. Nothing was left of many of the
houses but the foundations. Mrs. Abner
Hayncs was blown about 200 yards and in
stantly killed, la nearly every bouse tbe
inmates were more or less injured.
Dangerous Girls.
An Altoona special to the New York
Telegram says, that a young man named
Itupley from Martinsburg, went to Holli
daysburg on Tuesday to sgs a daughter of
ex-Representative Jesse T7 Crawford, who
was one of the five defendants in the recent
Riot bill bribery trials at Ilarrisburg. The
other girls threw the man ont, and when
found on tne porch, his nose was broken
and his face terribly cut up. He was car
ried to the Kellenuan House unconscious.
Crawford was informed of the affair by
telegraph.
An Astonished Widower.
J. Smith, of Orange, whose young wife
reoeutly died, was astonished when be
camo home a few days ago to find that his
wife's relatives had unpaoked and were us
ing his wife's things, ne expostulated,
when they presented to him a will purport
ing to have oome from his wife in the spirit
world through a medium. He will con
test it.
Odd Gift from a Murderer.
The Hartford " Times" says : William
Allen, one of the prison murderers, was
taken to tbe State's prison last week.
Mrs. Wetmore has made several . visits to
Hartfort to see him, and Allen, as tbe last
act before going to prison, had his mous
tache, which he was so - proud of, shaved
oflf, and sent it iu a letter to Mrs. Wet-more.
1880.
SPUING
What Do People Say?
THEY SAY we have the best
and largest stock of
CLOTHING
in the County.
THEY SAY we have a splendid
. line of
DRY OOOXS,
Very Cheap.
THEY SAY" our stock of
Boots and Shoes
cannot be surpassed.
THEY SAY that our styles pf
CAEPETS
cannot be beat.
THEY SAY we have the larg
est stock of
II ATM ANI CAPS
in the County.
THEY SAY we have the larg
est store in the County ; the
largest stock to select from ; bet
ter styles than elsewhere, and
that our prices can't be beat.
IYIARX DUKES
&CO'S.,
Successor to
ISIDOR SCHWARTZ,
EBY'S NEW BUILDINC,
NEWPORT, PA.
KENDALL'S SPAYIN CURE !
THK MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER
discovered, as It Is certain In Its effects and dues
not blister. Read l'root Below.
From Rev. N. P. Granger,
Freslding Elder of the Bt. Albans District.
St. Albans, Vt., Jan. 291 li, 1880.
DR. J. B. KENDALL & CO., Gents: In reply
to your letter I will say that my experience with'
Kendall's Spavin Cure has been vorv satisfactory
Indeed. Three or four years ago I procured a bot
tle of your agent, and with It, cured a horse of
lameness caused by Spavin. Last season my
horse became very lame and I turned lilm out for
a few weeks when be became better, but when I
put htm on the road he grew worse, w hen I dis
covered that a ring bone was forming, I procured
a bottle of Kendall's Spavin Cure, and with less
than a bottle cured him so that he Is not lame,
neither can the bunch be found.
Respectfully yours,
P.N. GRANGER.
Perseverance Will Tell !
8totighton, Mass., March lflth, 1880.
B. J. Kendall & Co., Gents: In justice to you
and myself, I think 1 ought to let ynu know that I
have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS wltb Ken
dall's Spavin Cure," one very large one; don't
know how long the Spavin had been there. I
have owned the horse eight months. It took me
four months to take the large one off, and two
months for the small one. I have used 10 bottles.
The horse Is entirely well, not at all stiff, and no
bunch to be seen or felt. This is a wonderful
medicine. It Is a new thing here, but If It does
for all what It has done for me lis sale will be very
great. Respectfully yours,
CHAS. E. PARKER.
Is sure In effects, mild In Its action as It does
not blister, and yet Is penetrating and powerful to
reach any deep seated pain or to remove any
pony growth or any other enlargement, If used
for several days, such as spavins, splints, curbs,
callous, sprains, swellings, any lameness and all
enlargements of the Joints or limbs, or rheuma
tism In man and for any purpose for which a lln
iment for man or beast. It Is now known to be
the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild
and yet certain In Its effects. It is used full
J'JS? wl,h Pr'eet safety at all seasons of the
?e,nd Mdress 'or Illustrated Circular, which we
think gives positive nrool of Its virtues. Mo
remedy has ever met with such unqualified suc
cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man.
Price $1. per bottle, or Six bottlestor $5. All Drug
gists have It or can get It for you, or It will be seut
to any address on receipt of price bv tbe propri
etors. DR. B. J. KENDALL t CO.,
Knoaburg Falls, Vermont. 1
."6ndJ''," 8paTJB Cure" 18 now U by all the
leading wholesale druggists and a large number
of prominent retail drugget. :
PeJrCo."pa"T'M,U,'N"W 1"oom,le,a' for
1880.
7 Vkt
CARLISLE CARPET HOUSE!
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, A FULL ASSORTMENT In all dr-pnrtmrnts,
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