r
Professional Cards.
Philadelphia AdrertlsementB.
THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD, PAM APRIL 13, 1880.
UN I It 1 5CKW I T I.I
BAROAIN8 IN
JR. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-Law.
New Hloomllold, Perry CO., Pa.
" Office Next door to the residence ef Judge
Junklu. tfttf
AM. MARKKI,, Attorney-at-l-aw,
New Hloomtleld, Perry county, Pa.
l-T" OtHce opposite the Mansion House. and
r.hre doors east of the Fost-UUlce.
JQBWIS l'OTl'KR,
ATTOltNEY A-i LAW.
NKW BLOOMFIELD, PKRRY CO., FA,
Claims nromntlv secured
collected
Writings aud all legal business carefullyattend-
d to. ii yl
CHAKLE8 U. SMILEY, Attorney at Law.
New Bloomlleld, Perry Oo. Pa.
sTOftloB two doors eati ol Joseph Bmlth's
hotel. August 2, 1872.
w
M. A.8IHNHLRKAttorney-at-Law,
Main street, new uiooiiinoiu.rerry co., ra. 8 a ly
WM. N. 8K1BKRT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Blooinllold, Perry oo.,ra.
Bloomlleld, 8 33 ly.
f BWI8 POTTER. NOTARY PDBLlo, New Bloom.
U nein, rerry uo., i a.
Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
certilled, will also take depositions to be rer.d Id
any court In the United States. TlOly
CIIAS. J. T.McINTIRB, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomlleld, Perry co., Pa.
All professional Imsiuess promptly andfalth
fully attended to. 8 2 ly.
1TM. A. MOHR1SOX,
VV JUSTICKOFTHE PK ACE and OKNERAL
OOI.T.ECTOH. NbwOkkmantown, Perryco., Pa.
s- Kemlttanceswlll be made promptly for all
Collections made. 744
OHA8. A. BAItNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Blooiiilleld.Perryco.,Pa
i-OHIce on high street. North side, uearlyop
;ioitetlie Presbyterian Church. S 21y
f K LtUUETT. Attorn RV-AT-L AW,
i.YJ.. AcwpoH, Perry County. Pa.
Having prminentlv located nt Newport, will
vtlve prompt and careful attention to all bust
neis limit"!' committed to his care.
Ollloe, No. tf'l North Second Street.
Newport, April 2? 1878.
D
U. U. M. ALEXANDER,
8UIIGEOX DENTIST,
New Bloomlleld, Perry County, ra.
Office on Carlisle, St.,one door Routh of J. K. and
Indira Juiikln's law olllce. Everything belong
ing to the profession done In the best manner.
All Wokk Wakiunted. Terms moderate.
0
P. BOLLINGER, M. D ,
Vs
imvnu im;.nr,i in i,rin., vuri in limes-
clonal services to all who may need tliein .
Chronic diseases of every description cured.
r Olllce In Dr. Shatlo'j building, 4th Street
March 4, 1878.
I OLD AND RELIABLE, js
JDn. Sasford's Lives Lwigoisatoi'.';!
Jlis a Standard Family Itomedy for 'J
diseases of the Liver, Stomach JVpjjj
and Bowels. It is Turely
vegetable. It never J
"All i m
STonio.
STRY
mm fcki
dXa rtPVr yWi:
vAKA Ufa H .Tni
ip1
S U j 1 1 J& 1 1 " Jjvigoratoii
bm fclfiljl' in 1117 practice;
SNB'il lor more than 85 years. '
i . . . . "
f
l inf," wjin unpreceueiiteu resmts.
4"
n r u n n - n i am
r tM riHrnnn n 102 BROADMITAT
o. 1 1 Ui OHnrunu, m.u.i nswyoukcitv
i vnikunr niLb ikll 01. ITS UKFUTATION.
June 21, 1879.
POUTZ'S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
will nr or prevent Tlkn.
.'o Honaa will die of Colio. Bots or T.i xo )"
TBK.U Koulz's Powder Ara QRedtntln-e.
KouUsFowdeniwlllcurean:lprevfntlloe(:noi..tT!A
Koutz's Powdrrs will prfvent tiirmiK l.n. .
Koatz1! Powden will Inrrenne tie qnnnllly M v.u'.'k
and cream twenty per ocuu and make tiie batter nrm
and sweet. 4v
Fontzt Powders will or prevent nliunM kv!:t
DisxAea to w!:lch Horses and tnttlo ere "''
Fotjtz'b Powders will oiyk tlaTiarAcrioK.
liold varj'wfre.
AV:3 r. TOTTTZ. Proprietor.
EALTIMUaA lid.
- For Ssle by 8. B. Smith, Mew UlooraBeld
Perry County, Pa. 4 ly
6
A WEEK In your town, and no capi
tal risked. You can Rlvetbebuslness
a trial without expense. The best
opportunity ever oflered for those
willing to work. You should try
nothinR else until you see for your
elf what vou ean do at -the business
we ofler. No room to explain here.
Yon can devote all your time or only your spar
time to the business, and make great pay for
every hour that you work. Women can make as
much as men. Bend for special private terms and
particulars, which we mall free. 15 Outtlt free.
Won't eomplalnof hard times while you have sucb
a chance. Address H. HALLKTT CO., Port
land, Maine. 401y
Don't you want seme cheap
foods lor rams ana buiist
f yon do, don't fall to ex
amine the splendid assortment for sale by F
M OKTIMK.lt. You can suit yoarself la style and
price.
Philadelphia Advertisements
Itoady Mixed Paints !
JUCAS'
READY MIXED PAINTS I
NOWATEB.NO chemicals, no benzine,
BUT A PURR
' Oil, PAINT,
HEADY FOR USE.
Namplo On-rclw.
80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OP .PA1ST
BENT DT MAIL.
IT,;,.V.,7T.ONI'IKE OTHER PAINT. MADE
WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZi NICELY
BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED
ON L1K.K WATER PAINT.
TRY IT,
And Ion Will Troye II to be tho Uest
Liquid Taint In the Market.
TOHN LUCAS V CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss mid Imperial French Green,
WHITE LEAD. COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
tST For Bamplo Cards apply to F. Morti
mer, New Bloomflold, Pa., or to John Lucas A
Co., Philadelphia.
2EIGLER & SWEARINGEN'
Successors to
KHAKFNEK.ZIEGLEItaCO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery, UloveN,
Ilibbons, KiiHpemlers.
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 3(1, North Fourth Street.
7 1 LAD EL PIH A , PENN'A
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
W.H
. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
No. 805 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
T 1
gOWER, POTTS & CO.,
BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS,
IS li A NIC BOOKN
Always on hand, and madeto order.
Nos. S30 Market and 623 Minor Streets
PHILADELPHIA, PA
ALSO
a. Publishers of Sanders'New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's Hlstoryof
the UnltedStates.Folton'sOutllne Maps, &o.
LOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE.
No. 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia, Fenn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 12S MARKET ST.,
Philadelphia.
QRAYBILL & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers! n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
'Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting, Twines, &c,
And a One assortment of
WOOD and WILLOW WARE,
Ne.28 Market street, above 4th,
PHILADELPHIA.
M. BARTLEY,
WITH
jr. g, VEivmt & co.f
it A It l FACT lUtHltS
AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
BOOTS & SHOES,
31 NOHTH THIRD STREET,
lUIjLAli:LlIIIA.
tw Special attention nlven to orders.
Junes, 1879.pd
WAINWIilGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North Kast Corner nf 2nd and AruhStreet,
Philadelpjua Penn'a,
J S. DOUGHERTY
WITH
D. J. UOAIt & CO.,
wnOLESal.E
BOOT AND SHOE
W A It E II 0 M H K ,
Ml. 'J MAIIKHTSTIipiIT,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
H
ALL, SHENK & CO.,
405 &407 WarketStrt'M,
l'hiliilolHiii.
(')lil Slnnd of Bftreroft Co.,)
WHOLESALE DEALERS
IN
1 JB .Y O O 1 &a .
Janiiniy 1, 1ST!'
KENDALL'S
SPAVIN CURE
I 8 a sure cure for spavin, splint, curb, cnllmis,
sprains, swellings . Balls, lameness and all en
lareenienis of Hie Joints of limbs. Jt will com
plelely remove a bone spavin without blistering
or causing a sure. It Is also us pood for limn as
for beast mid Is used full s'rmylli, at all times nf
the year, with perfect safety. A cure which we,
are Knowing to Is a person who sullered ID years
with hip Joint lameness and Was permanently
cured two years ago wllh Kendall's Spavin Cure,
liemember we claim it will cure a bone spavin
and completely remove the bunch without blis
tering. Statement Made Under Oath.
To Whom it May Concern : In the year 1875 I
treated with Kendall's Hpnvln Cure a bone spavin
ot several mouths' itrowtli. nearly half aslare as
a hen's eRR. and completely stopped the lameness
and removed i lie enlargement, t. have worked
the horse ever since very bard, and he never has
been lame, nor could I ever see any dllleience In
the size nf the hock joints since I treated him with
Kendall's .Spavin Cure. H. A. GAINES.
KnosbuiK Fulls. Vt Feb. 25. 1H79.
8 worn and subscribed to before me this 25th
day February A. D. 1S79.
JOHN O. JENNE, Justice of the Peace.
Ofllee U- B. Marshall. Western Dlst. of Mich.,
Kalamazoo, Apr. lftth, IsTtt.
B. J. Kendall, Enosburg Falls, Vt. Dear Bin
I received the two bottles of your spavin cure
forwardtrt by express In January last. I am hap
py to state that it performed all vour advertise
ment called for. In three weeks after I commenc
ed using It, the spavin whs entirely removed and
a valuable horse restored to usefulness.
Very truly jours.
JOHN PARKER.
Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we
think tilves positive moot of Its virtues. Mo
remedy has ever met with such unqualified suc
cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man.
Price II. per bottle, or Hlx bottles for Ift. All Drug-
f lists have It or can get It for you. or It will be sent
o any address on receipt of price bv tbe propri
etors. Dlt. 11. J. KICNDAl.L & CO.,
Enosburg Falls, Vermont.
"Kendall's Spavin Cure" is now sold by all the
leading wholesale druggists and a lurge number
of prominent retail druggists.
-F. MoHTiHEii, New Bloomlleld, agent for
Perry Co., Pa.
HOP BITTERS.
(A IHedlcino, not
k Drink.)
CONTAINS .
HOPS, IHC'H I', MANDHAliE,
DANDELION,
"tAxa the Pubbst axd DnT Medical QrAUnn or
lu OTffia tela
T2I33Y OTTXUEJ
P All Drwi of the Btomitch. Dowels. Ulootl. Ltwr.
Ivliljieyit, and Urlruu-j Orgniu, NorrnamewL Bleep-1
li lewaeai and wpeuUU Funuue Comr-uunU.
1000 IN GOLD.
a Will bo paid for a caw they will not euro or hotp,or!l
lor anything impure or injurious round to them.
Ask your druggist fur Hop Bittart and try them
Ubafure you sloop. Take no otttor. .
lllor Canon Cess la the nrootout, safest and bast.1
,
AskChlldrau.
irhe Ilor Tad for stomach, liver and Kidney Is rape-1
rlr to all other. Cure by absorption. Ask druggist 1
Inj. ft Is on obsoluto and u-roslstible cu f or drank B
! . m. nf nnlnm. Inhwm .nil lumnfua.
inisfMilll bona ror circuur.
I Abet mii b Jraurtl Hop BllUn M fj.Cn. Roubaur, N. Y 1
15 tw
UflRCC Bend 25 cents In stamps or currency
nUnOC for B new UOK8K BOOK. It treats
all diseases, has 35 line engravings showing pool,
tlnns assumed by sick horses, a table of doses, a
Rnnif large collection of valuable recipes,
DUUIX ruies for telling the ageof a horse, with
an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a
large amount ol other valuable horse Informa
tion. Dr. Wm. II. Hall saysi "I have bought
books that I paid 15 and 110 for which I do not
like as well as I dovours." HKND l'OK A 01 U.
CWLAB AGENTS WANTED. B. J. KEN
DALL. Enosburgh Falls, Vt. 20 ly
- The Book can also be had by addressing
" Ibu TisiKa," New Bloomlleld, Pa.
f f CK MONTH guaranteed. 112 a
I 'I III I lv at homemade by the Indus.
lllltilous. Capital not required ; we
t I 1 1 I will start you. Men. women boys
all III I"'1 K,r,s make money faster at
Til I 1 1 I work tor ns than atanythlngelse.
v ' w w v The work Is light and pleasant,
and such as any one ean go right
at Those who are wise who see this notice will
vend us their address at onee and see for themselves-
Costly Outtlt aud terms free. Now la the
time. Those already at work are laving up large
sums of mouey. Address TKIK A CO., Augusta
Maine. . 40 ly
R.
1
FUIOS
anil
OR&ANS
FOR THE NEXT 00 J) A Y8,
Before Our Advance in Prices I
Pianos $110 to $400
All new, and strictly first-class, and sold at the
lowest net cash wholesale factory pi Ices. direct to
the purchaser. These Pianos made one of the
finest displays at the Centennlnl Kxliibltlon. and
were unanimously recnmineiided for the Hiiiiikht
Honors over IZ.OIM) In use. Regularly Incorpo
rated Manufacturing Co. Kuciory established
over 87 years. The ritiare (trends contain
Mathushek's new patent Duplex Overstrung
Beale. the greatest Improvement 111 the hlstorv iH
Piano making. The (Jprighls are the FINKH'f IN
AMKHIOA. Pianos sent on trial. Don't fall to
write for Illustiaied aud Descriptive Catalogue of
48 pages mailed free.
Our new styles of JL'HII.KR OHflANRare the
best In the worlil. An Hstop organ onlyK5
with all the greatest, latest and best Improve
ments, possessing power, depth, brilliancy and
sympathetic quality of tone. Ilcaullliil solo ef.
feet and perfect stop actlou. Build walnut cases,
of beautiful design nnd elccnut IIiiIbIi. All
Planus a nd Organs sent on 15 days' test trial
freight free If nnsntisliicUiiy. Circular free.
BHKKT MUHIO half price. Dollar's worth at
one-third of price. Ciilalogue nf 1,500 choice
pieces sent on receipt of 3c. stamp. Address
MENDELSSOHN PIANO CO..
21 Fast lMhHIreet. New York.
September lfl.
American nnd Foreign Patents.
alLMOUK & CO.. Successors to CIIIPMAN
HOHMFH ft CO., H'HIelrors. patents pro
cured Inall countries. NOFKKM IN ADVANCF.
No charge unless thepatent Is granted. No fees
for making preliminary examlnal Ions. No addi
tional fees lor obtaining nnd concluding a re
hearing. By ft recent decision of the (.Vmiinls
slnnnr, ALL rejected applications maybe revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent olllce, Extensions before Con.
gress.Iurrlngemenl Suits 1 n different Unites, aud
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Put
ents. Send Stamp to Gllinore & Co., or panipli
let of slxtv pages.
LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS ft SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
S. General Land Olllce and DepArtnient of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MININO and
Pltlt KMTTION Claims, and HOM KST K A D cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 41), SO, any Kid acre
nieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
no located In the name of the purchaser upon any
(lovernment laud subject to private entry, at
11.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to (illmore & Co.,
for pamphlet, nf Instruction.
ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY'.
OFFICKKS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are In many cases en titled
to money from the (tovernment ol which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state ninount of pny nnd bounty received.
Enclose stamp to OILMORK ft CO.. and a lull re
ply, after examination, will be civen you free.
PBKSION8.
All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the late war,
however slight, can obtain a pen sou by addressing
Ol I, WORK ft CO. ,
Cases prosecuted by GILMOHE& CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business Is conducted
In aseparale bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloved by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORK&CO.,lstliii88ecured. We desire to
win success by deserving It.
Address: GILMORE&CO.,
629 F. Street,
Washington, D. C.
Everyone That Cnltlvutcs tlie Soil
should compare
He Orirjim1, Independent, Conscientious
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mid Fifty sorts of new and rare vegetable) and flower
Bt't'fJfl.
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t Kiperlment it-rounds of S3 acres owned by "The
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IJnthueiam Throughout the Country
lOfiOO Congratulatry Letters.
Utird Year of its Present Management,
Slst Year of Its Age.
Published weekly. Address
Jt UliAL NE W YORKEIt,
78 Duade St., New York.
ITJffheat Mcdnl at Ffenno and Philadelphia.
E. & II. T. ANTHONY & CO.,
5M BROADWAY, NEW KOKK,
Manufacturers, Importers ft Dealers la
Velvet Frames, Albums, Graphoscopes,
Stereoscopes & Views,
Engravings, Chromos,rbotoRraph,
And kindred goods Celebrities, Actresses, &o.
photographic"materials.
We are Headquarters for eTerythlng In the way of
Stereopticoiis & Magic Lanterns,
Eachstylebelngthe best or its class In the market.
Beautiful Photographic Transparencies ot Stat
uary and KiifrraYlngs for the window.
Convex gla.. Manntaoturers of Velvet Frames
for Mlulatmes aud Convex Glass Pictures.
Catalogues of Lanterns and Slides, with direc
tions for using, sent on receipt ot ten cents.
February It th 4m,
T
(9 A lady told her little son, who
was teasiug ber for something to eat, to
wait until breakfast. With a tear In his
eye he burst oit: I jest honestly some
times think you're a step mother.
KJ When a white man kills anothtr
he Is hung ; when a red man commits a
murder he is treated to a trip to Wash
Ington. Well, what's the dlfl'erence V
Isn't it Capital punishment in each
case V
(?-"And were all the little birds
drowned, mama?" Mamma (who had
been telling the story of the deluge)
"Yes, all but those who were In the
ark." Willie" Then I do think they
were stupid. Why didn't they get in a
row on top of the ark V"
K3T " I can't trust you," said a rum
seller to an impoverished customer.
" You should let liquor alone. If you
hadn't drank so much of it you might
now be riding in your carrlnge." " And
if you hadn't sold It," retorted the vic
tim, "you'd have been my driver."
C3T When a schoolmaster from the
East instructed his Miunessota scholars
that rngout was pronounced " ragob,"
the committee came round and told him
that they couldn't repose any confidence
in a man who couldn't pronounce such
simple words as "rag" and "out,"
and must have his resignation. '
tJ3T " If the county would give me as
much money as it paid fees for sendln'
me here," remarked a vagrant in jail,
" I could buy an outfit and go prospect
in'. Instid o' uslii' me to develop the
resources of the country, they slick me
in here and board and lodge me fur three
months fur nothing'. Law's a queer
layout."
82" A company of scapergraces meet
ing a pious old man named Ban i son, one
of them exclaimed : " Ah, now we're
safe. We'll take Kamson along with us,
and then should we be set upon by a
thousand Philistines, he'll slay them
all." "My young friend," quietly re
sponded the old man, "to do that I
should have to borrow your jawbone I"
rgT " You do not mean to call that a
yard, do youV" said an indignant house
hunter, looking at tbe little enclosure at
the rear of " an elegant residence,"
which the broker was showing him.
" Why, there is not more than three
feet of ground there." " Well, said the
imperturbable house agent, " three feet
make a yard, do they not V"
A certain young woman named Hannah
Slipped down on a piece of banana ;
Hbe shrieked and oh, my'd !
And more stars she spied,
Than belong to the star spangled banner. ..
A gentleman sprang to assist her,
Aud picked up her muff and her wrister;
" Did you fall, ma'am?" he cried ;
" Do you think," she replied,
" I sat down for the fun of it, Misler V"
62" " Do animals have fun," asks
some unobserving Individual. Of
course they do. When a cow switches
her tail across the face of the man wh o
la milking her, steps along just two
yards and turns to see him pick up his
stool and follow, she has the most
amused expression on her face possible,
and if she can kick over the milk pail
she grows positively hilarious.
3T Old Cooper is a Dutchman, and
like many another man, has a wife that
is some. One day the old man got into
some trouble with a neighbor, which re
sulted in a severe fight. The neighbor
was getting the better of the old man,
which Cooper's wife was not slow to
see. The old man was resisting his ene
my to the best of bis ability, when his
wife broke out with : Lie still, Cooper,
lie still 1 If he kills you, I'll sue him
for damages.
- Comical Notes.
On board a leaky ship every body I
"admitted to bail."
Flattery is like cologne water, to be
sniffed at, not swallowed.
Advice to persons thinking of divorce,
Never dls-palr.
Knocking a friend down is a sure way
of dropping an acquaintance.
A cat is the most instructive of ani
mals they mewtllale every summer
night
" Heaven lies about us in our fancy,"
says the poet. Yes, and our neighbors
lie about us when we grow up.
Two sisters, twins, have to be told ev
erything together, because they are so
much alike they cannot be told apart.
"What part do yon perform in the
drama of lifer" asked a wtt of peasant.
" I mind my own business," was the
quiet reply.
It is a pity there isn't more such too.