THE TIMES, NEW ULOOMFIELD. PA., MARCH 9. 1880.
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Professional Cards.
Jit. J UN KIN. Attorney at-I.aw,
New Bloomlleld. I'arrvco.. Fa
Office Next door to the residence of Judge
juuain. tan
AM. MARKEL, Attorney-at-Law,
Now It oomlleld. Ferrvoounty. Pa
NT OlDoa opposite the Mansion Uoune.aud
tore doors east or tne rost-uiuce.
T EW1S roXTKlt,
TTOIIXEY AT UW,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, FEKRY CO., PA.
a-CI alms nrnmntlv secured collected
Writings aud all legal business carefullyatteud-
eaio. otji
C1HAHLE8 II. RMILE Y, Attorney at Law.
I New HloomHeld. Perrv Co. Pa,
V Olllce two doors east o( Joseph Smith's
hotel. August 2, 1872,
1TTM. A. 8PON8LEH. Attorney-at-Law.
Ty Ofllce adjoining Ills residence, on East
Malnstreet, New Itloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. 821y
TITM. N. SEIBRUT, Attorney-at Law,
YV NewBloomlleld, Perryoo.,Pa.
Bloomfleld, 3 33 It.
TEWI8 POTTER, NOTARY PUBLIC, New Bloom
1 Mal.1 P.v.ar,i Va
Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d la
any oourt in me united states. viuiy
CI1AS.J. T , Mcl NTIRE, Attorney-at-Law ,
New Bloomtield, Perry co., Pa.
A11 professfonalbusinesspromptlyandfalth
fully attended to. 3 2 1 v.
WM. A. MOItltlSOS.
.T ITQTTfl P tW TUI7 PIT AfW nnA UPWRRAT.
COLLECTOR, NewGekmantown, l,erryco.,Fa.
-Iteinltttiiireswlll be made promptly for all
Collections made. 744
OHA8. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomlleld, Perry co., Pa
.OIflce on high street. North side, nearly op
positetlie Presbyterian Church. 8 21y
M.
L. LtUSETT. Attiknbt-at-Law,
Newport, Perry Count;. Pa.
Having permanently located nt Newport, wilt
give prompt and careful attention to all bust
ness matters committed to his care.
t. Olllce, No. m North Second Street.
Newport, April 2f 1S78.
D
R. R. M. ALEXANDER,
SUJZGEOy DEMIST,
New Bloomfleld, Perry County, Pa.
Office on Carlisle, 8t.,one door South of J. E. and
Judge Junkln's law olllce. Everything belong
ing tothe profession done In the best manner.
All Wobk Wauiianted. Terms moderate. 23
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P. BOLLINGER, M. D ,
having located In Newport, offers his Profes
sional services to all who may need them .
Chronic diseases of every description cured,
c. Office In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street
March 4, 1878.
OLD'AND RELIABLE, J
DBSANFORD'a Liver InvmoiutohJ!
is a Standard Family Koineily for rf
jdiseasesof the Liver, Stomach
$Vegetable.-It never ffjj
iDebilitates Itis CraH t
SOathartic and
STonio
JSTRY .y
0 V ,6?CV'2
p v v
iL i v e r!
V IiiviKoratoiS
piT-J baa boen uued
S and by tho public'
for more tlian 35 vm 1
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Li vim unprecedented results.
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SEND FOR CIRCULAR
o r lit cntirnnn n n loa btioatiwav
J AKY DRrniiiST WILL TEI.L Vfll ITS KKPl'TATIOX. f
MUimmmiiumwkmtui'
June 24. 1879
POUTZ'S"
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
Will enr or nrMMt ntuM
No rtonsi will Alt of Colic, Boti or LOTH F
vb. If Foutzt Powders tr aud In tlm.
Foo ttl Powders w II 1 core and preren t Hoo Choima
Foatif Powders will prevent Gapzi i Fow la.
FonUI Powdori will Increane the qusntll j of milk
And cream twenty per cent and make the batter Arm
and sweet O
Foou't Powders will core or prevent almoat mn
DtsiAM to whlcn Horaea and Cattle are subject.
FotJTz-s PowDtu wua eira Satufaotio..
oW everywhere. .
DAVID k roiTTZ, Proprietor.
BALTIJAOILa, X4.
For Sale by 8. B. Smith, New Bloomflel l
Perry County, Pa. 4 ly
f f A WEEK In your town, and no canl
III Italrlnked. You can give thetnisiness
l "a trial without exiiense. The best
V 1 opportunity ever ottered for those
All I willing to work. You should try
171 I nothing else until you see for your-
" v self wliat you can do at the business
we offer. No room to explain here.
You oan devote all your time or only your spare
time to the business, and make great pay for
every hour that you work. Women can make as
much as men. Send for special private terms and
particulars, which we mull free. 15 Outtlt free.
Don't complain of hard times while vou have such
a chance. Address U. HALI.KTT &CO., Port
land. Maine. 401 y
'0 HIT? I n Don't you want someehean
foods for Pants and Suits f
t you do, dou', fail to ex
amine the splendid assortment for sale by V
MOitXIUEK. You can suit yourself In style and
vrloe.
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Philadelphia Advertisements
Ready Mixed Paints !
T UOAS'
READY MIXED TAINTS !
NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE,
BUT A PURE
OIX PAINT,
READY FOR USE.
80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF PAIST
BENT BT MAIL.
IT IS PUT ON I.IKE OTHER PAINT. MADB
WITH LKAU ANUOIL. VIZ: NICELY
BKU8HKI) OUT. NOT FLOWED
ON LIKE WATER PAINT.
TRY IT,
And Ton Will Prore II to bo (he Best
Liquid Taint la the Market.
JOHN LUCAS Ac CO.,
' Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss and Imperial French tireen,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
KT" For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti
mer, New Bloomfleld, Pa., or to John Lucas &
Co., Philadelphia.
EIGLER&SWEARINGEN'
Successors to
8H AFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.i
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, (Sloves,
Ribbons, Nuspeuders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street.
PHILADELPHIA, PENWA
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
w.
H. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
No. 605 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA. T 1
gowER, pons & CO.,
BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS,
And Dealers tn
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS.
BLANK BOOKS
Always on band, and madeto Order.
Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets
PHILADELPHIA , PA
ALSO
Publishers Ol Sanders'Nnw Readers nrt
Brooks' Arithmetics. A Inn Hnharl'a Hi.tnrv.l
the UnltedUtates.Feltou'eOutllne Maps,&o.
JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 123 MARKET ST.,
Philadelphia.
QRAYBILL & CO.,
Wholesale Dealersln
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting, Twines, &c,
Apd a fine assortment of
WOOD and "WILLOW WARE,
No. (26 Market street, above it h,
PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Adrertlsoraentg.
M. BARTLEY,
MITH
m. g. vmrmi & co.,
ITf ANirFACTIItKIt
AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
BOOTS & SHOES,
1 NORTH THIRD STREET,
IJIIIAIKL1IIIA.
-Siiecl!il attention (tlven to ordors.
Juue,! 1879.id
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
LEA DEALERS,
North Kast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street,
Philadelphia Penn'a,
J.s
DOUGHERTY
D. J. HOAR & CO.,
WBOLESALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
013 MARKET STItRKT,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
JJALL, SHENK & CO.,
405 & 407 Market Street,
lMiilaIolpliiii.
Old Stand of Uarcrort SCo.,)
lVUOLliiSALE DEALERS
DIIY
January 1, 18T9.
o-oois.
KENDALL'S
WlVIIV CUR1
18 a sure cure for spavin, splint, curb, callous,
sprains, swellings. Riilln, lameness and all en
lnreeinenlR of the Joints or limbs. Jt will com
pletely remove a bone spavin without blistering
orcaiisliiga sore. It Is also as pood for man as
for beast and Is used full strsnglli, at all times of
the yer, with perfect safety. Acme which we
are knowing to Is a person who suffered 15 years
with hip Joint lameness and was permanently
cured two years ago with Kendall's Hpavin Cure.
Remember we claim it will cure a bone spavin
aud completely remove the bunch without blis
tering. Statement Made Under Oath.
To Whom It May Concern : In the year 1875 I
treated with Kendall's Hpavin Cure a bone spavin
of several months' growth, nearly halt as large as
a hen's egg. aud completely stopped the -lameness
and removed i he enlargement. I have worked
the horse ever since very hard, and lie never has
been lame, nor could 1 ever see any difference In
the size of the hock Joints since 1 treatedhimwlth
Kendall's Spavin Cure. R. A. UAINKS.
Knosburg Falls, Vt.. Feb. 25. 1879.
Sworn and subscribed to before me this 25th
day February A. D. 1879.
JOHN G. JENNE, Justice of the Peace.
Ofllce V-8. Marshall. Western Dlst. of Mich.,
Kalamazoo, Apr. 15th. 179.
B. J. Kendall, Enosburg Falls, Vt. Dear Blr:
I received the two bottles of your spavin cure
forwarded by express In January last lam hap.
py to state that It performed all your advertise
ment called for. In three weeks after I commenc
ed uslni! It, the spavin was entirely removed aud
a valuable horse restored tn usefulness.
Very truly jours.
JOHN PARKER.
Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we
think nives positive proof of its virtues. Mo
remedy has ever met with such unqualified sno
eess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man.
Price II. per bottle, or Six bottles for 15. All Drug
gists have It or can get It for you. or it will be sent
to any address on receipt of price bv the propri
etors. DR. B.J. KENDALL SCO.,
Enosburg Falls, Vermont.
"Kendall'! Spavin Cure" Is now sold by all the
leading wholesale druggists and a large number
of prominent retail druggists.
mw K. MoKTiMEU, New Bloomtield, agent for
Perry Co., Pa.
D. I. C.
Is an absolute and Irresistible onra for
niiflea, Tntomneranffl and tho tifo of Opnm,To
ItiaccOf Narcotics mid Htimulants, remoTing all
1 1 iPte, dmlro and hiihit. ot mlng any of them, ren
dering wio wsioorucdirvior any or ti.cm perrecuy
odlous&nddlttruAtlri(r. Dlv'nir erprY oim nrfnnt
lAmllrrcRlstihlucontroI ol Uiu sobriety of bUom-j
uulvea and their Crieuda,
It prevents that annotate physical and mom! I
nrifmt!ontliatf(jllow8 tiw euddtui brbaklng oil
Lrom Ublng BtltnulanU or narcotica,
Iachn7, prepaid, to cure 1 to 6 persons, f 2, or at
your druirlfitot 91.76 per bottlo.
Temperance locletlefl should recommend it. X
Is puriectly harmless and nerur-tailintf.
Hop Ditter Mfg. Co., Rochester, N.Y. Sole Agents j
n fi.MLL fi..u ti ! i At. B
(ouh, qnlcw the u&rrtM, produuca rutt, aud uotiA I
Tho Uo Pnd for fltnmarh. lArrr and Kldnem.i
isRiiperloptotvIlutliem. Ounw by absorption. It!
pvUliewmxlei. Abu tbt Hop IiliUr, whtth ftrvirTuof
'ID llofl liHlr Bf. I'., of ll hmtrv WT mmh. mm 1
im vr maU, maklot utort aum tbu i 1 oilier rvtd iM,
FOR SALE B ALL DRUGGISTS.
10 tw
UnRCET Send 25 cents In stamps or currency
nunot for a new HOKBR BOOK. It treats
all diseases, has 35 tine engravings showing poal
thins assumed by sick horses, a table of doses, a
Rnnk" large collection of valuable recipes,
uuuix rules for telling the ageof a horse, with
an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a
large amount of other valuable horse Informa
tion. Dr. Wm. II. Hall says: "I have bought
books that I paid 15 and 110 for which I do not
like as well as I do yours." SEND FOR A CI It
CULAK AGENTS WANTED. B. J. KEN.
DAI.L. Enosburgh Falls, Vt. 20 ly
The Book can also be had by addressing
" Till T1MB8," New Bloomtield, Pa.
A ft f f A MONTH guaranteed. 112 a
I I I I 1 1 I day at home made by the Indus-
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v 7 " w w The work Is light and pleasant,
and such as any one can go right
at. Those who are wise who see this notice will
tend us their address at ouee and see for them
selves. Costly Outnt and terms free. Now Is the
time. Those already at work are laying up large
sums of money. Address TRUE & CO., Augusta
Maine. 40 ly
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21 East 10th Street, New York.
September lfl, 1879.
American and Foreign Patents.
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Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and H OM E8TE A D cases
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Address: GILMORE SCO.,
' . 629 F. Street,
Washington, D. C.
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February lUh im.
The Dutchman Sets a Hen.
Meestee VEitni9 : I see dot mosexl
effrypoty wihles someding for de shiok
enbapers nowtays, and I fraught prop,
meppe I can do dot too, so I wrlde all'
a pout vot dook blace mlt rue lasbt sum
mer you know oder uf you dond know,
den I dells you dot Katrlnov (dot la
meln vrow), und me vegeepsomeshlek
ens for a long dime ago, un von tay sbe
salt to me " Bockery" (dot Is meln name)
11 Vff flntlfl tfnil Tint n ..... .ln r. 1 ,m
der dot olt plue hen shlckens. I dink
she vant to sate." "Veil," I salt,
" meppe I guess I vlll," so I blcked oud
some uf de best aigs und dook urn oud
do de parn vere de olt hen make her
nesht In de side of der hay-mow, poud
life six veet sp ; now yov see I nefler
vas ferry big up und town, but I vas
pooty big all do vay arount In de mlttle,
so I koodn't reach up dill I vent unt got
a parrel, to stant on ; veil I kllmet me
on de parrel, und ven my hed rise uppy
de nesht, dot olt hen gif me such a blck
dot my nose runs all ofer my face mlt
plood, und ven I todge pack dot plasted
olt parrel bet preak, und I vent town
kerhlam, pycbolly. I dind't tlnk I kood
go lnsite a parrel pefore, put dere I vos,
und I fit so dite dot I koodn't git me
oud effry way, my fest vas bushed vay
unter my armholes ; ven I vound I vas
dlde ehtuck, I holler " Katrlna I Katrl
na I" und ven she koom un see me
ehtuck In de parrel tip to my armholes.
mlt my faee all plood und algs, py obol
ly she shust lait town on to hay und laft
and laft, dill I got so mat I salt, "Vy"
you lay dere unt laf like a olt vool, ain't
et Vy dond you koom und bull me
out V Und she set up und sait :
" Oh vlpe off your chin, und bull town,
your fest 1"
Den she lait. town un laft like she voot
shpllt herself more as effer. Mad as I
vos I tought to myself, Katrlna she
spheak English pooty goot, but only
sait mlt my knatest dignitude, " Katri--na
vlll you bull me out dem parrell V"
Und she see dot I look ploody red, so
she salt, " Of course I vlll, Sockery."
Den she lait me und de parrel town on
our sit, und I dook boll de door sill, und
Katrlna, she bull on de parrel, put de
first bull she inait I yellet, " Dun der un
, II. I 1 1 I 1 , 11 j 1
uiiizen i Euiup uoi i uy cuoijy uere is
nails In de parrel 1"
You see de nails pent down ven I vent
in, but ven I koom oud dey schtiok to
me all de vay rount. Veil, to mak a short
schtory long, I toll Katrina to go und
dell naypor Hunsman to pring a saw
und saw me dis parrel off. Veil, he
koom und like to shplit mlt laf, too, but
he roll me ofer und saw de parrel off,
und I gits up mit half a parrel arount
my valet. Den Katrlna she say,
" Sockery, vait a liddle till I got a bat
tern ov dot new oferstlrk youhafon."
But I didn't sait a vort ; shust I got a
nifecud und vittle de hoops off und
shling dot confouter olt parrel in devoot
bile.
Bime-py ven I koom in de house,
Katrlna she sait, so soft like, " Bockery,
vy dond you go und put some aigs unter
dot olt plue hen '" Den I sait, in my
deepest woice, " Katrina, uf you effer
say dot to me again I'll get a bill from
you help me chiminy cracious." I dell
you, she dond say dot more.
Veil, Mr. Verris, ven I schtep on-a
parrel now, I dond schtep on it, I gets
on a pox.
A sad-looking man went into a
Burlington drug store. " Can you give
me," he asked, " something that will
drive from my mind the thoughts of
sorrow and bitter recollections V" And
the druggist nodded, and put him up a
little dose of quinine, and wormwood,
and rhubarb, and epsom salts, and a
dose' of castor oil, and gave it to him,
and for six months tho man couldn't
think of anything in the world except
new schemes for getting the taste out of
his mouth.
CJ" " How came those holes in your
elbows V" said the widow Smith to the
irrepressible small boy. Oh, mother, I
hid behind the sofa when little Jack
Horner was sayin' to our Jule that he'd
take her, even if you had to be thrown
in ; and he didn't know I was there, and
so I held in and laughed in my sleeves
till I burst 'em."
IW A little girl at school read thus :
". The widow lived ou a limbacy left
her by a relative."
" What did you call that word J"' ask
ed the teacher. The word is legacy ; not
limbacy."
" But," said the little girl, " my sister
suys I must say limb, not leg.'.'
65" Josh Billings says : " Whenever
I see a real handsum woman engaged in
the wlmmln's rights bizziness, I am go
ing to take off ml hat and jine the pro,
cession. See if I don't.