THK TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA., FEMlUAllY -3, 1880. RAILROADS, 1 PHILADELPHIA AND READING R.R. AH.liNilBMENTOF PASSENGER TRAINS NOVEMBElTToth, 1870. Trains Leave Hnrrisburg as Follow : For New York via Allentowu, at 6.15, 8.06 a. in. and 1 45 n. m. For New York via Philadelphia and "Round Brook Kuute," tf.ao, (Fast Kxu.) !.. m. and 1.45 p. m. 'Through car arrives In New York at 12 noon. For l'hliaitelihia, ntB.15, 6.2U (Fast Exp) 8.0ft, 9.55 a. in.. 1.45 and 4.UU p. in. For Heading, at 5. 15, S.M Fast Exp.) 105, 0.55 a. m., 1.45,4.uo. and 8.0s p. m. For f ottsville. at 6.15, 8.u a. m. and 4 (fl p m., and via Hcliuyiklll and Busquelianua Uiauch at 2.49 p. m. , For Auburn, via Hcliujlklll ana Susquehanna Branch at o.30 a. m. For Lancaster and Columbia, 5.15, 8.C6 a in. and 4.00 p. in. Fur A I lent own, at 5.15, 8 05, 9.55 a.m., 1 45 and 4.00 p. in. The Mo, 8.05 a. m. and 1.45 p. m. trains have through cars fur .New I oik. The s ou train has through cars for l'hlladel phla. Tin S.i'5 a. m. and 1.45 p. in., trains make ctoie eonneutioa at heading wlih Main Une tmllis having ilirougti cars lor flew Voir, via "Hound Brook Home." SUNDAYS s For New York, at 5.20 a. m. For Allentownand Way Stations, at 5. SO a. m. For heading, I'lillilelapliia, and Way ntallous, at 1.4, p. in. Trains Leave for llarrisburg us Follow i Leave New York via Allentown, 8 45 a. m , l.no and 6 30 p. lti. Leave New York via "Bound Brook Koule."aiid Philadelphia at 7.45 a. in., 1 SO and 4.lu p. in., ar riving at Hai rhoiii'g. 1 .60. K.2U i, in., nun 9.2up.m, Through cur. New York to lliirilabiirg. Leave Lancaster, 8.05 a ni. and p. m. Leave Columbia, 7.55 a. in. and 3.40 p. in , Leave Full, delplila, at 9.45 a. m., 4.00 and 6.P0 (Fast Exp) and 7 4" p. in. Leave Pottsville. fl.oo, 0,11' a. m. and 4.40 p. si. Leave heading, at 4.50, 7.25,11.50 a. m., 1.30,0.15, 8.00 and 10.35 p. in. Leave Pottsvllle via Schuylkill and Susquehanna Branch. 8.2 1 a. m. 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Previous to that time, the malt liquors in general use were ate, beer, aud two-penny i or else a pint, or tankard, of three-threads, meaning a third of ale, beer, and two peuiiy; Then the publican was obliged to draw from three casks to serve one cus. tomer. .To avoid this trouble and waste, a brewer, whose name was Harwood, con ceived an idea of making a liquor which should partnke of the united flavors of ale, beer and two-penny j this he called entire, or entire butt beer, meaning that it was drawn entirely from one cask, or butt. It was soon discovered to be . a very hearty nourishing liquor, suitable for porters and other workiug people, whence it obtained the name of porter. A "IHOOKHlllXKirS" DlUGHTEIt. Georgia has a country girl, daughter of a "moonshiner" in the mountains, who, when her father was arrested recently by the deputy marshals, clipped out of the back door, dressed only in the garment in which the had been Bleeping, and made for the mountain side with the fleetness ol a young antelope. Bhe carried in hei right hand a foxliorn, and fled through the night like an pparition. Bhe, trip, ping over the sleepless flowers with het bare feet, soon reached (he top of the hill. Once there, tdie turned, and, like a Rod erick Dim, she gave one blast upon her bugle born. It was "well nigh worth a thousand men," for, as the eohoes of the horn died away in the valleys of the night armed men gathered silently but swiftly to the call of the lightly-clad but stout hearted bugler. They surrounded the deputy marshals and compelled them to surrender the prisoner. Atlanta Conttitu tion. CXIiVEIl BUT UNFOHTUNATK. A Freneh deserter, named Menassade, arrested iu Switzerland for robbing a till and assaulting a shopkeeper, was missing for seven days, and a warder was arrested on suspicion of 'abetting his escape. It ap pears, . however, that failing to make bis way out with the rope he had prepared, be returned to the workshop, climbed on the top of a wardrobe, and huddled himself up there so as to resemble a bundle of dirty linen, bis head being concealed by a basin. The polioe iu searching the room almost touched him without noticing him. At night be descended, lit a lamp, helped him. self to two or three slices of bread placed on a plank ready for the prisoners, worked at a new rope, aud waited till Sunday, when the workshop door waB usunlly left open for the emptying of the week's work. That day, however, tho warder,, under fresh instructions, closed the door, where upon Menassade, not prepnred for another week's suffering, descended, exclaiming, "Behold me, aud readmit me." He also produced a letter he had iutended to leave behind him explaining his mode of escape and exculpating the arrested warder. AN IIXJUHY CVUIiS INSANITY. A singular case of recovery from insanity through an injury occurred recently in tha New York Homceopathio Stato Asylum for the Insane. A male patient twenty-four years old, when iu a state of violent irrita tion, sprang up to the gas fixture, caught hold of a slender tubing, and swung him. Keif with considerable force. The fixture gave way and the patient fell, striking his hed on tho stone pavement. Instantly he arose, walked out of the ward aud gave a clear account of the accident he had met with. He had, in fact, recovered his mind, though he suffered greatly from the exter nal injuries to bis scalp. This case is not alone of its kind. Some physicians have tried to raise the question of the application of sudden aud violent shaking of the head to the treatment f insanity ; but, as the question of the , dose is one of great diffl. oulty, this heroic method remains optional with the patientB themselves. The heart is a book which we ought not to tear in a hurry to get at its contents. Beason is the gauge of truth and ridicule the tent of temper. . Judgt Eldridge, of Memphis, fined him elf $10 for tardiness at court. Two law yers made able arguments for the remis. sion of the penalty, but his Honor remained firm. Thoreau once saidi "There is nowhere any apology for despondency. Always, there is life vhile life lasts, which, rightly lived, implies 1 divine satisfaction." The milk of human kindness will re move stains from reputations. Reason is u guage of truth and ridicule the test of temper. A Disappointed Bridegroom. AIUUDAL couple from one of our neighboring towns, recently mar ried, went to the thriving city of Kprlng fleld, Ohio, on their bridal tour, They arrived at the Lagomla House, in that place, about 9 o'clock in the evening. The bride waited in the Indies' reception room while her liege lord went to the of fice to register his name and for the first time to write with it "and wife." The polite clerk was notified of the fact that he was a fresh and newly-married man, and the bridal chamber waa ac cordingly assigned them. The groom re tired from the office accompanied by a Bervant, and with his bonnle bride retir ed to the bridal roero. In about half an hour the agreeable clerk of the 'Logonda' was surprised to eee the groom walking Into the office and still more surprised to Bee that he deliberately walked to an easy chair In a dark corner, with a dis appointed but a determined sort of an Blr. The clerk waited for some minutes, all the time wondering If there could so soon have been a family row. He watched the young husband closely en deavoring to discover by his actions the cause of him so soon and suddenly retir ing from the chamber which contained his fair young bride. But his watching was in vain. There eat the groom In the shadow of a pillar, quiet and calm. Finally the clerk's curiosity became bo great that he determined to Interview the young man about the matter. Ap proaching In a respectful manner he said : . " My friend, pardon me, but I don't understand why you have so soon left the bridal chamber. Has anything seri ous happened V 'iOh, no," said the young fellow; " Jennie Is an awful modest girl, and she said she couldn't retire as long as I was in the room. I told her that she would have to get used to it sooner or later, and that Bhe might as well com mence the first night. But she said no,' and pleaded so hard and with such love looks that I couldn't re fuse her, and at her own request left the room and came down here." " Well what are you going to do said the curious clerk. " You don't pro pose to sit here all night, do you V" "Noslieel You bet I don't. Jennie promised that as Boon as she got un dressed she would turn the gas low aud then ring the bell. As soon as I heard it I was to go to my room. I will sit here, and If you will please tell me when the bell to my room rings I will be much obliged, and I will go up." ' " All right," suld the amused clerk ; " when your bell rings I will tell you." Time rolled on and an hour passed. The young fellow anxiously came to the desk and inquired over and over again "If his bell liudn't rung," and when the auswer came, " No Blr 1" he looked troubled and anxious. Finally he set tled himself lu an easy chair, and Boon the clerk heard his sonorous snores. The night passed and daylight came but the bell of the bridal chamber had not so much as tinkled once all night. At 0 o'clock the daylight clerk came on duty, and the groom who had been sleeping soundly was awakened. He rubbed his eyes yawned and stretched himself, and in a confused manner, ex claimed : ' Where am Ii"' Then recollecting the condition of af fairs he angrily said : " Look here, Mr. Clerk, why in the devil didn't you waken me up when that 'ar bell rang V" , " Well sir, it didn't ring." "Didn't ling V" "No sir." "Not once?" "No sir, not once." "What? not once durlmt the whole night?" "No." " Well, that is dam strange. By gosh, I don't understand this business. I'll go to the room and see Jennie, and find out what in the devil she meant by keeping me down here all night," and off he started. At 12 o'clock be entered the dining room with the bright-eyed Jennie on his arm, and they eat down to dinner. After the repast Jennie went to her room, and her handsome and now hap py husband repaired to the office " to explain things to the clerk." "Look here," he said, in a confiden tial tone, "don't say anything about this to any one, for Jennie feels awful bad about It; but the truth is, she went to turn the gas down low and turned it out. This frightened her bo that she jumped Into bed and pulled the covers over her bead, and waa afraid to get up again to ring the bell ; aud besides, she didn't know where the bell was. Poor girl she nearly cried ber eyes out about it. I didn't like it very much at first, but then she felt so awfully sorry, and was bo sweet and nice, and made it all right, you know ; bo I don't blame her. She Bald I needn't leave the room to night, and I don't propose to either, you bet." Home Entertainment. TOHN, will you go over to the storo U with me to-night and heur old Hill White tell some yarns y" "You must excuse me, Sam, but t would rather stay at home evenings." "Btayat homeV Why, I think the evenings are the lonrsomest part of the day. Father always takes a .newspaper and sits and rends until he Is ready to go to bed, and hardly ever speaks a word unless he tells Johnny and me to shut up and not make so much noise; Just because we try to have a little fun, while mother Bits and darusstocklngs.or mends, and looks about as sour as father does. If I try to study or read, and tuov near to the light, she snys : ".There Is no room for you there." Unless I have a good light I do not care much about reading." "Well, 8am, I will tell you what to do. You come over to my house, to night, lnsteud of going to the store, and lam sure that you will have a nice time. Won't you comei"' " Yes, I'll come, Just to see what makes you think it so pleasant at home." Promptly at seven o'clock Bam was on hand, and as John's mother told him to sit down, and pushed a low, cushioned chair towards him, he thought to him self that It looked real cozy iu there. The square table drawn out Into the middle of the floor so that all might Kit around it if they wished ; the large lamp that gave such a bright light that even the old rag carpet that Mrs. Forest was afraid would not last through the winter, look ed better to Bam than did the new car pet that his mother bad Just put down. The fire, too, ceemed t3 burn better than it did over in Barn's house ; how it did snap and burn. "That is a sign of cold, father," Bald Mrs. Forrest, "when the fire snaps like that," at which they all laughed at mother's still clinging to the old signs. "Come, John, where Is the book'r"' asked bis father. John brought the book, and then Mr. Forrest explained to Bam what he had been reading, and af ter they were all seated, mother with her knitting, Dora with her canvas and zephyrs, while John got out his crochet woik; even if he was a boy of sixteen years old, he knew bow to knit and cro chet, and he was not ashamed of it, either. Then Mr. Forrest proceeded to read how Mr. Pickwick, with his friends, went to visit Mr. Wardle, and when be came to where they were skating, and poor Mr. Pickwick fell into the pond, Bam laughed until his face was so red and his eyes bo full of tears, that It made every one laugh to look at him. At half-past nine o'clock the book waa closed until another evening, and Bam, after having promised to come again the next evening, went home and went to bed happier than he had been for a long time. Aa he Jumped into bed, he said, aloud, "I wish my father and mother were like John's. It was a great deal better than listening to Bill White ; he swears so." Fathers and mothers, make the long winter evenings pleasant aud happy for the boys and girls. Let thein have plenty of light, and get the good books to read, and If they are a little noisy, let it pass, and remember that those same noisy boys and girls will soon be men and women, and when they go forth from the old home, they will take with them the remembrance of happy evenings when they were all together. There are too many homes like Bam'a and too few like the one I have been telling about. Exchange. A Pointed Lecture. A GENERATION ago there lived in a Western city a wealthy English gen tleman, who was what is called "a high liver." He drank bis toddy In the morning, washed down bis lunch with champagne, and finished a bottle of port lor dinner, just as he had done in England, though he complained that heavy wine disagreed with him here, owing to the climate. He died of gout at GO, leaving four Bona. One of them waa an epiletio ; two died from drinking. "Good fellows," generous, witty, honorable young men, but before middle age miserable sots. The oldest of the brothers was a man of fixed habits, occupying a leading place in the community from his keen Intelligence, integrity and irreproacha ble morals. He watched over his broth ers, laid them in their graves, aud nev er ceased to deuounce the vice that bad ruined them. When he waa passed middle age, fi nancial trouble brought him Into a low nervous coudltlon for which wine was prescribed. He drank but oue bottle. Shortly afterward his affairs were right, and bis health and spirits returned. But after this time it was observed that once or twice a year, he mysteriously disappeared for a mouth or six weeks. Neither his partner, wife or children knew where be weut. He continued to occupy the foremost position of trust In hU native town ; but, at last, when he waa an old grey-headed man, bis wife was telegraphed from an obscure neigh boring village, where she found hlm-dy. lug of mania a potu. He had been ln the habit of hiding there when the de sire for liquor became maddening, anrl when there he dratrk like it brute. It la arecognl.ed physiological fact that in many families dypHomaniu Is heredi tary , as consumption Is in others. The children of "moderate drinkers" almost Invariable receive from them this heri tage of ruin.. For them total abstinence is the only safety. They Bhould avoid stimulants as the consumptive does the cold, or the scorbutic patient the heel ing food, which are ceituln death to them. ; Isn't the above story a pointed tem perance lecture to every diluker? - How Man and Wife met After Twenty Year Separation. ONE of those strange episodes in hu man life which makes us sometimes wonder at " the eternal fitness of things" occurred last night at the Valb jo junc tion. The tide being low on the arrival of the Contra Costa, passengers for Val lejo were compelled to make quite a de scent from the wharf to the boat, and. the ladies required the aid of the gentle men present. A Mr. G., a grain specu lator was doing the ageeable iu this re spect, and one of the last ladles to de scend was overburdened with a few bundles, which he took charge of, and. accompanied the lady to the cabin, where they sat and engaged in conver sation. The subject finally touched up on the nativity of each, when It was found that they were both from the same town In Kentucky. The fact then made each other more communicative, when he enquired her name, which want given aa Mrs. G. Immediately the mart grew pale and excited and asked : " You had a duughter had you not?" " I did," she responded. " Pray how did you know that ?" " Is that daughter living ?" " Bhe Is, and at present on a visit to a frlend at Vallejo, where I am now go ing." " Merciful heavens !" he gasped. "My child I" "Blr, what do you mean V said the lady rising. " Mean V" be excitedly replied. " Mean, why I mean that that daughter i my own child, and you are my wife!" Almost overpowered at this confession she plied him with questions and to every one he returned a correct answer, when she was convinced that the man was. really ber husband, from whom sho had been separated twenty years. It seems that the twain were married at Paris, Ky., in 185S, and in thirteen months afterwards he went to Liverpool on business. The vessel on which bo took passage was wrecked and all ou board were supposed to have perished. The news coming lo the young wife's ears she was utterly prostrated and was ordered to California by her physician. Arriving here she took up her residence In Los Angeles. The husband waa res cued from the wreck by a fishing vessel and taken to some remote foreign port, where he was thrown upon a bed of sickness, which lasted some- fifteen months. In the mean time he bad writ ten repeatedly to bis wife, but received no answer. In his despair he concluded to risk a journey across the Atlantio. Feeble a be was he shipped before the mast on a sailing vessel, and In due time arrived In New York. From there he wrote three times to his wife, but received no answer. Almost frenzied at the thought that she might be dead, and being with out funds, be " faced" his fare to Ken tucky,and shortly after arri ved In Paris. Inquiries throughout the town assured him that his wife bad disappeared a year or so before, no one knew whither. Borne said she had gone in search of her husband, others that ohe might be dead and others that she bad gone to Califor nia. He sought the old family physi cian, but he had left the town some time before. Mr. G. then went to work as' Louisville and made enough to bring; him to California a year after his arrival In Kentucky. He searched everywhere for his absent wife, but without success and finally gave her up as dead, and she also bad mourned for his death. Neither however, had married again, and last evening on board the Contra Costa was the first intimation either bad that the other was In existence. The now happy couple arrived here last night, and to the surprise of the friends of the lady she introduced her husband, from whom she bad been. separated twenty years. But imagine his unutterable surprise and joy whe: the mother led into the parlor a beauti ful young lady, his own daughter, whom he bad not seen since she was a babe. Father,motber and child will leave to-morrow for Ban Francisco, where Mr. G. who Is now a comparatively wealthy man, has his buines-.- ami where they will liereafter reside. Vallrjn Chro7Mc, December 30th. Mrs. Parlngton (ays. Don't take any of the quack nos trums, as they are regimental to the hu man cistern ; but put your trust In lo: Bitters, which will cure general dilapi dation, ctmtlve habits and all comic di seases. They navwi I Mmi fnuu a severe extract of tripixl fever. Tliey are thew kh uutun of medicine- u