T1IK TIMES, NEW BU)0MFIEL1), PA., JANUARY 20, 1880. 3 RAILROAD 8 . PHILADELPHIA AND READING R.R. ARH 4.M8KMKNTOF FA88ENGEK TRAINS NOYEMBElTToih, 1870. Trains Lea re HarrlBbtirg as Follows : Fur New York via Allentown, at MS, B.05 a. m. and 1.45 p. m. . . . For New York via Philadelphia and " Bound Brook Uuute," "tUu, (Fast tip.) 8.05 a. m. aud I. 45 p. in, ' i Through car arrives In New York at 12 noon. For l'hltadelphla, at 5.1ft, 6.2u (Fast Exp) 6.06, 9.55 a. m., 1.45 and 4.00 p. m. For Heading, at 5.15. H.20 (Fast Exp.) 1.05, 6.55 a. m., 1.45,4.00, and 8.09 p. m. For Pottsvllle. at 6.1ft. 8.( a. m. and 4.00 p. m., and via Bchuylklll and Susquehanna Brauoh at II. 4U p. m. For Auburn, via BchuylklU and Susquehanna Branch at 6.30 a.m. For Lancaster and Columbia, 6.15, 8.05 a m. and 4.00 p. m. For Allentown, at 5.15, 8 05, 9.55 a. ni., 1 45 and 4.00 p. m. The 6.15, 8.05 a. tn. and 1.45 p. m. trains have through cars for ew V oi k. The 8.00 train has through cars (or Philadel phia. The 8 (fl a. m. and 1.45 p. ra., trains make cloe connection at Heading with Main Line trains having through cars for New VorK, via "Bound Brook lloute' SUNDAYS I For New York, at 5.20 a. m. For Allentown and Way Stations, at 6.20 a. m. For Heading, l'lilldelaphia, and Way stations, at 1.45 p. in. Trains Leave for Harrlsburg as Follows t Leave New York via Allentown, 8 45 a. ui , 1.00 and ft SO d. in. Bound Brook ltoule."and Philadelphia at 7.45 a. m., 1.80 and 4.w p. m., ar. riving at llairlsourg. 1.6t). 8.20 p. m., and 9 2lip.ni. Through car, New tfork to Harrisburg. Leave Lancaster, 8.05 a ni. and 3.60 p. m. Leave Columbia, 7.65 a. m. and 3.40 p. m. Leave Philadelphia, at 9.45a. M., 4.00 and 6.00 (Fast Exp) aud 7.45 p. in. Leave Pottsvllle, 8.00, 9,10 a. m. and 4.40 p. m. Leave Heading, at 4.50, 7.25,11.60a. in., 1.30, 8-1S. 8.00 and 10.35 p. m. Leave Pottsvllle vlaSchuylklll and Susquehanna Branch, 8.25 a. m. Leave Auburn via bvhuylklll and Susquehanna Branch, 11.60 a. m. 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Exclusively devoted to the pract ical education of young and middle-aged men. for active busi ness life. School always In session. Student can envr at any lime V Seud for circular. 40w3ra j. u. em i li. a. M.. r unci pal Pittsburgh, Feuu'a. RONHTIG'S MADONNA. Sonntag, tbe well-known Western land- leaps artist, tells tills good one on lilmself. In bis early days, before be found bis true vocation In landscape painting, be aspired to tbs glory of historical and blgh art. Environed by the bitter poverty of an art student, be painted bis ideal. It was a Madonna, and, as be now says, one of tbe wont ever painted. It was so bad, in fact, that it would more readily have passed for a portrait of a sbe-devll than of tbe mother of Heaven. When be got it done he pawned his only deoont coat to raise $7.50 for a frame, and sent the alleged picture to an art auction. He spent the day walking aronnd and calculating what he would do with the thousands the great work would bring him in. Then he called at the auo tion room to collect. Had the picture been sold ? It had, Bald the clerk. How niuoh ? Five dollars and a half. Bonntag dined on a free lunch and went to bed In the dark. Years afterward, when be had become a famous and prosperous man, be was on a sketching tour in the Wabash River conn try. He stopped at a little wayside tavern to get a drink. In the obscurity behind the dingy bar hung one of the most execra ble pictures he bad ever seen. Memory gave a reminiscent start at sight of it. It was bis Madonna 1 "I'll give you ten dollars for that paint ing," be Bft(d to the landlord. "Not much, you won't." "Fifteen." "Nary fifteen." "I'll tell yon what I'll do, then. That daub only cost you five dollars and a half. "I know it." " Well, I'll give you twenty-five if you'll let me go behind the bar and cut it to pieces." "Stranger," observed tbe landlord, "I daren't do it. It would be as much as my life is worth. You see, my wife aud me have awful bad tempers. AVe average three fights a day. And it would amount to a stabbing match, only when we're so far gone we can't control ourselves, we come out here, look at that picture, have a good laugh, and make it all up. I put it to yon as a white man, now, would you sell it?" Sonutag paid for his whisky aud left. HOW SHE MET IIEIt HE A IT. Lord Lyltcm defines a selfish man in one of his novels as oue who would burn down bis neighbor's bouse to boll his eggs for breakfast. Clemence Broissler, a young peasant girl, aged sixteen, serves to illus trate this theory. She fell in love with a peasant boy of her own age in a neighbor ing village, and as the beautiful Hero lighted her torch on her watch tower at Sestos to attract Leander, so did this dam sel Bet fire to ricks, barns and cottages to draw Honiara to her village, and then, dur ing the confusion, she contrived to get stolen interviews with her lover. The fires became as fast and frequent as in tbe Chinese village when Ho-ti and Bo-bo first accidentally burned down the cottage where the sow had farrowed and first tasted crack, ling. Fires blazed forth wherever a sow farrowed in every pig-stye and cottage. Mile. Broissler struck a lucifer in the thatch whenever she felt a desire to meet her sweetheart. Inquiries were instituted, and the damBel was sentenced to ten years bard labor, but as the Frenoh laws do not permit the infliction of this penalty on fe males, she will be shut np for a decade in tbe central prison for females at Clermont Ferrand. , AN ATHLETE t'FTIJIO A MAN AND A HORSE. Some astounding feats are being per formed by a French athlete, Joiguery by name, who is at present fulfilling-to crowd ed houses an engagement in the Berlin Vaudeville Theatre, Tossing about huge cannon balls with sportive grace, this per son appears nightly on a raised platform in the body of a theatre, above which plat form is suspended an ordinary trapeze. His ankles are then fastened to the tra peze, so that be swings head downward a few feet above the surfaoe of the central stage, and in full-view of every one in the house, A horse, oovered with gay trap pings and begirt with a broad leathern sur cingle, to which two strong loops are at. tached, is then conveyed to the stage, and there mounted by a full-grown man. When all these preliminaries have been effected, Joiguery seizes the loops in both bands, and by sheer muscular strength lifts the "horse and rider" some inches off the stage, sustaining their oombined weight in the air for several seconds, and letting them down again as slowly and evenly as he had raised them. AN ONION-BITING PARTY. At an onion party in Rockland reoently, a wicked brunette played a high game for kisses. ' At a party of this description it is customary for the girls to go into a dark ened room, when one of the party bites a mouthful from an onion. A young man is then admitted and it is his proud privilege to kiss the batch of girls until he is enabled by tbe taste to determine which one of theni bit the fragrant fruit. The brunette afore mentioned, in this case slipped the onion iuto her pocket, instead of biting it, aud the spruce Boston drummer who was stum moncd to tent and find, bad kissed five times around the circle, aud was begin ning again, when a girl, whose jealous lover was outside, discovered the trick and the game was up. OtD JOURNALISM. Ws have all .beatd a good deal about an tiquities In the shape of fossil newspapers published in England when Journalism was in its Infancy. But it will, perhaps, be new to many readers to know what was the condition of the periodical press in France and Oormany a hundred years ago. It was about this time that a curious ex ample was afforded in Prussia of a news paper bestowed gratuitously on those by whom it was expected to be read. The journal in question was addressed "To every father of a family," and was, no doubt, full of admirable advice for the guidance of the recipients. The Gauiois, which records this fact, gives also a sketch of one of the French weekly papers, printed In 1780, or thereabouts, and from that time forward through the earlier days of tbe revolutionary period. This is the "Mer. cury of France," which was a weekly jour nal of the oharacter now called "officious," and did not pretend to be innocent of gov- ernment influences. It was published on Saturday, and each number is said to have contained no less than one hundred smal octavo pages, which were equally divided between borne and foreign intelligence. Literature made up the principal part of it, and each number invariably began with a copy of verses, besides containing other poetio effusions of very various merit, These, as well as many of the articles, were for a long time composed in a paBtornl, if cot bucolic style, aud were full of .mild allusions to ths beauties of nature and the tender passions of shepherdesses. Even at the Btirring moment when the Bastile was being stormed, the editors of the Mcrcurt were calmly and delightfully engaged in in diting rhapsodies upon the charms of cottage life among the perfumes of theheather,and near the branches "on which Pbilomenn bad , established herself ." Polemical writing was unknown, and attacks upon a contemporary were as rare as they are now common in the ranks of the Gallio press. The revolution brought political discussion into vogue, but not in anything like its present shape, for while the Constituent was sitting it was forbidden to the editors to make any reflection or commentary upon the debates they bad reported. And when any event occurred over which the govern ment was disposed to draw a veil as in the instance of the revolution at Geneva in 1789 strict orders were given to the press "not to say a word about it." London Globe. ANBCDOTR OF THACKERAY. It is related of Thackeray that, being very desirous to see a "Bowery boy," he went with a friend into the haunts of that peon liar creature to look for one. Very soon bis companion pointed out to him a genu ine speoimen, standing on the corner of a street, against a lamp-post, red-shirted, black-trowsered, soap-locked, shiny-hatted, with a cigar in mouth elevated at an angle of forty-five degrees. After contemplating him for a few mo ments, Thackeray said to his friend that he would like to talk to the fellow, and asked if he might do so. "Surely," be was told ; " go to him, and ask him to direct yon somewhere." . Thereupon Thackeray approaohed, and said, politely t "My friend, I should like to go to " such a plaoe. " Well," replied the Bowery boy, in his peouliar tones, and without moving any. thing but his lips, as he looked np lazily at the tall, gray-haired novelist "well, son. ny, yon can go, if you won't stay toolong." Thaokeray was satisfied. THE WHIPPING-POST. Offloial whippings are continued regu. larly at Newcastle, DeL, aud are regarded as a matter of course by the residents, though strangers are sometimes shocked by the sight. On the last whipping day five convicted thieves were punished. The first was a German, who was not severely lashed, and he walked away smiling. The second was a miserable tramp, who bore the ordeal without flinching. Two negroes, who came next, writhed and muttered un der the pain of severe blows. The fifth was a boy of 15. He was so frightened that it was neoessary to force him to the post, and at the first stroke he desperately freed himself by pulling his hands out of the staples.'. A bandkerohief was used to fasten him, but he got loose again before the prescribed twenty blows were com pleted, and pathetically begged the Sheriff not to strike so hard. Exckunw. Thousands Of people are kent awav from Christianity by the thick hedge of dogmas set around it. If you have good health yon have nine, tenths of all the Lord has ever given to any man. . Virtue is the safest helmet, the most e cure defence. . A REMARKALE PDBIICAR, Two nolioes, framed, glazed and sus pended upon the walU of a dram-shop on the New Canal at St. Petersburg, close to Madame Sassetskl's "Refuge for tbe Home less," are reckoned among tbe eurlosif.es of the Russian capital ' by a well-known writer in the Golos. They run as follows) "I exhort the gentlemen who honor my establishment with their patronage to forego robbery and theft while within the pre cincts, not to thrash one another, and on the whole, not to make unpleasant noises. Those who act in contravention to this warning will receive punishment in my dram-shop of a sort that they will experi ence no difficulty In feeling." The seoond notice affords a quaint con trast to the first, which enwraps a hideous throat in exquisitely courteous phrases, while the native benevolcnoe of the ecoen trio dram-seller shines out generally in the following kindly advertisement! "As soon as the cold and rainy weather shall set in, five copecks will be here ad vanced to each needy and weary man, that he may pay for a bed whereon to rest his body." It appears that the author of these re markable notices faithfully adheres to the text of both. If his customers misconduct themselves he lays into them with a cud gel ; but any poor wretch presenting him self after eight in the evening for assist ance receives the promised five copecks, after he bos exhibited bis legitimation papers and listened to a short exhortation, read aloud to him from a religious book. A CURIOUS ROMANCE IN REAL J.IF1S. , A curious romanoe in real life has, ao oording to a Madras paper, lately been brought to light in Bangalore. Many years ago a corporal in a battery of artillery lo cated in that station married an East In dian girl, whose parents and relatives re sided there, but being sent home, bis yonng wife accompanied him. Shortly after his arrival in England he deserted, and a body being found floating in the Thames, was identified as the levanting corporal and buried. His wife, believing her husband to be dead, having Indeed identified the corpse, married another husband ; he died, she married again; the third husband died, and she is now living with a store ser geant in the ordnance lines, Madras. Shortly after the arrival of the wing of the Thirteenth Regiment in Bangalore, a ser geant happened to espy a photograph of tbe man who was supposed to have died and been buried many years ago. He at once said he knew him, and on being told he could not as he had been dead many years, he replied that the identical indi vidual was at, that moment in Bellary, and paymaster clerk of the Thirteenth Regi ment. On this statement the' photograph was sent from one man to another; all iden tified it as being the likeness of the real Simon Pure, and as a last step it was for warded to the adjutant, who also agreed that it was the paymaster clerk. Ample evideuoe having been produoed, the pay master clerk is now a prisoner at Bellary, having given himself np as a deserter. SO.VIK FACTS ABOUT AUSTRALIA. Australia with Tasmania, is only a little less iu4tize than Europe. The hottest cli mate iu the world probably occurs in tha desert iuterior of Australia. Captain Stuart bung a thermometer on a tree shaded both from sun and wind. It was graduated to 127" F., yet so great was the heat of the air that the mercury rose till it burst the tube, aud the temperature must thus have been at least 128 F., apparently the highest ever reoorded iu auy part of the world. For three months Captain Stuart found the mean temperaturo to be over 101s F. in the shade. Nevertheless on tbe southern mountains and tablelands three feet of snow sometimes fulls in a day. Snow storms have been known to last three weeks, the snow lying from four to fifteen feet in depth and burying the cattle. Australia is a laud of drought and flood. Tbe annual rainfall at Sydney has varied from twenty, two to twenty-eight inches. Lake George, near Goulburn, was, iu 1824, twenty miles long aud eight miles broad. It gradually' shrank till in 1837 it became quite dry, aud its bottom was converted into a grassy plain. In 18(i." it was a lake again, seven, teen feet deep ; two years later it was only two feet deep, aud iu 187C it was twenty feet iu depth. ONE KIND OF A MIRACLE. The Deuttclie Zcitung prints the following In the report of a village school inspection. The examiner is trying to explain to the fat-headed listeners the character of a mira cle. He asks a scholar : "What is a miracle?" "I don't know, sir." "If all at onoe the sun appeared in the heavens at night, what would you say it was?" " The moon," " But, if you were told it was the sun, what would you say ? " "I'd say it was a He." "Now, I never lie. Suppose I told you it was the sun ? " The icholur, after a moment's deep re flection, bobbed his head. "Please, air, I'd say you were drunk." A I.N4iKHl 8 LANDSLIP. An 'Eye-Wltiiess". sends, to the flatter Narhrickten an account of the earthalip which has so jeopardized the existenoo of Vilznau, Switzerland. Tbe danger was first perceived early one morning recently when great masses of rock fell from the side of the Itigl, which rises above tbe vil lage, pushing before them a considerablo breadth of cultivated land, many trees and loose stones, the whole finally lodging on a ' marshy slope at the foot of the mountain path from Vilznau to Schaldegg. Tbe Immense weight of this mass of matter pressed from the soil near it large quanti ties of slime, which, together with pieces of rock and small stones, eotnpletoly filled up the bed of the Dossenhaoh, in which, how- ever, atths time there was very little water. At first no danger was apprehended, nod it was only when the stream of slime, earth, stones and water, creeping slowly down ward, reached the bridge on the road f ro c Vitznau to Gersau, that an alarm wr.s given. Then the tocsin was rung, help sent for in hot haste to Lucerne, and means taken to keep the danger at bay pending the arrival of relnforoemeuts. The Gersan bridge was destroyed to facilitate the pas sage of the river of mud. Trees were cut down, abattls made and temporary parapets raised to oonflne the slimy stream within its banks and proteot the village from the Im pending deluge. Meanwhile other parties of workers out channels to permit tbe out flow of the liquid matter into the lake. and. wrought hard to clear the bed of the Doa senbaoh of the stones with which it is en cumbered. It Is hoped that these measure will be effeotual, albeit the danger is far from being over, and several times tbe too sin has been again sounded, aud the vil lagers warned to be ready to quit their bouses on short notice. A singularcircum--stance is that at the moment of the fall of the rock from the Rigi, the shore of the lake at the embouchure of the Dosseubach sank considerably, so that the stream will now fall, Instead of flowing, into the lake as heretofore. This occurrence tends to confirm the theory that the earthslip was caused by an earthquake. WHEN WERE TROUSERS FIRST WORN IN ENGLAND. It is generally known to us middle-aged men, by "tradition," that breeches began to give place to trousers during the first decade of the present century, but it is not generally known that trousers were actually worn by London exquisites in the latter years of the last century. "It will be ob served," says a writer in "Arliss's Pooket -Magazine of Classio and Polite Literature," NewSeries, volume 8, 1825, "from the follow, ing description of a dandy published in 1791, that trousers were then iu fashion, and were considered as a ridioulons artiole of dress i 'Advertisement- Extraordinary! Lost, last Saturday night, supposed iu the lobby of the new theatre, an overgrown Baby, who arrived but two days ago in town, from the country. He had on a light-colored coat, with cape hanging care lessly over his shoulder; a pair of his father's breeches, whioh reaoh down to his ankles; and an old pair of bis grandmam ma's spectaoles, which he converted into an opera-glass. He had on his sister's high orowned hat, and his hair cut so short that . you might observe his bare poll. Laughs a great deal ; can swear a few fashionable oaths, but does not know how to write his came. Answers to the name of Master Jackey. As he had only sixpence a week pocket-money, it is feared he is detained in some cake shop for bis reckoning ; if so, all domands shall be cheerfully paid if he is restored to bis disconsolate parents.'" Burlesque advertisements, suoh as the foregoing, were not uncommon in old maga zines. KoUt and Queries. LANDSEER AND THE LIONS. It is now more than fifty years since I made the acquaintance of a Mr. Christmas, himself an animal-painter. He told me that he and Laodseer used to study to gether, and that they used to go to Mr. Cross's menagerie, at Exeter Change, and there sketch and paint the animals then exhibited. The monkeys first claimed their, attention, and the study culminated in the "Monkeyana." They next studied tha lions, and one coble animal especially claiming attention, they both sketched aud painted him. On its death, A. Cross pre sented them with tha carcass, which the removed to their studio, and again studied as long as possible. The skin was after ward preserved and stuffed. They then dissected the body. The skeleton was ar ticulated, and set np, and formed the ob ject of future drawing and study. From this painstaking study of the lion and his anatomy arose those splendid pictures, "Van Amburgh in the Lions' Den" aud the " Dead Lion of the Desert," and tha numerous pictures of this animal which were exhibited in the Academy from time to time. The prostrate lions at the base of the Nelson monument in Trafalgar square were further illustrations of Sir Edwiu's profound knowledge of the anatomy of tha ion's paw, for though at first tha world censure dt yet it was ultimately confessed that tha modeling was perfect I do not know what , become of Mr. Christmas, my informant, but he told me that he felt so thoroughly outpaced by his great rival that" be should give up the race. 2otes ami Queries.