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THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. NOVEMBER 25, 1879.
Breathes Through a Hole In His Throat.
Tliore Is a nmn unmetl l'etor Setzer, now
in tli8 city lioapital, whose case is very pe
culiar. He goes around with a hole in Ills
throat and windpipe nearly an large as a
silver liftlf-tlimo, and notwithstanding this
lie is to nil appearances perfectly healthy.
More than a year agowhilo living In Phila
delphia, Betzer roado a desperate attempt
to commit suicide in which he was nearly
successful. lie was led to the act by a
business failure and domestic trouble which
caused his separation from his wife. Tak
ing a razor, he made deep cuts In each
tvrist, expecting to bleed to death. After
waiting an hour, the desired e fleet not hav
ing occurred, he again seized the knife and
drew It across bis throat just utyler the
chin, severing the wiudplpe, and making a
long and dangerous gnsh. lie became in
sensible, and would have died had lie not
been discovered in time. lie was scut to
the Philadelphia hospital, where he 'Was
atteuded by some of the best physicians in
the city. After remaining sixteen weeks
be recovered sufficiently to leave. It was
.considered a wonderful cure. The wound
in the neck however, had not completely
.healed. He afterward went to Cincinnati,
then to Lexington, and Anally came to
Louisville, having formerly lived here, fol
lowing the trade of a baker. As be was
still inconvenienced by the hole in his neck
lie gained admission a few days ago to the
city hospital. The wound is just above
the " Adam's apple," and three-eight of
no. inch in diameter. When he first came
to the hospital the hole was twice as large.
No particular mode of treatment is used,
the doctors only seeing that he receives
proper rest and diet, and allowing nature
to do the rest. Betzer is lively and cheer
ful, and the probabilities are that he will
entirely recover. When he attempts to
talk he hus to place his finger or a bandage
'Over the hole in bis neck, lie possesses
the rare accomplishment of being able to
ibreathe wjth his mouth and nose both shut.
A Pretty Pickpocket,
The Richmond (Va.) Slate says: A short
time since a gentleman returning from the
fair grounds iu a crowded vehicle, felt his
watch slipping out of his pocket. He clap
ped his bauds to the time piece, and was
surprised to find that it came in contact
with the hand of a well-dressed and pretty
young lady who was sitting at his side. He
looked around at her, and was non-plussed
at seeing two dainty little hands encased
in beautifully fitting gloves, which were
crossed on her lap. He saw through the
trick at once. This female was a pickpock
et, and the hands crossed upon her lap were
false The gentleman kept quiet until the
vehicle had gotten well into town, when he
told the female that she had better get out
with him. She readily assented, the wag
on was stopped and the two alighted. Up
on reaching the sidewalk he told her that he
intended to call a policeman and have her
arrested and taken to the station house.
She begged piteously for mercy and by her
seductive ways Boon succeeded in getting
be old gent to let ber go free.
Lost on the Lake.
Sackktt's Harbor, N. Y., November
18. The steam tug Seymour, of Ogdens
burg, left Cape Vinoent yesterday noon
with a tow consisting of three dredges, two
derricks and seven scows, owned by Eckler
& Arnold, of Buffalo. They had fine
weather until after passing Gallaup islands
off Sackett's Harbor, when a gale of wind
from the northeast with a heavy snow-storm
set in. The tug and tow cot within five or
six miles of Oswego, When they lost their
iights. The tug was turned around and
endeavored to hold the fleet until day-light
but the fleet broke away and was lost with
all hands except those who were rescued by
the tug. Thirty-one persons, including
three women and a girl, were drowned.
The fleet is a total loss.
A Curiosity of Crime.
In studying up this matter I hare run
.across this curiosity of crime :
A man has been four times to the Wis
'eomsin State prison for stealing a cow.
Beig asking why he did not steal a horse,'
i be-said that would send him uplongor than
'he-waatedtoatanyonetime. The statute
pnts the maximum for which sentence can
be passed for stealing anything of less val
ue than-jfliao at one year. He says there
is no telling bow high up men will swear
the value of horse, but there is no danger
of their "swearing an old cow up toa hun
dred dollars." He says be can get the
price of the .new, his own keeping for a
year, a 1rit-of.ol0tl.es and five dollars, for
one year's work ia prison, and ho thinks
that is doing well for Aim. The abolition
of term sentences would relieve society of
Ithat kind of criminal prank.
A Series of Practical Jokes.
An Alderman in a suburban New York
town offered a man a dollar to play a prac
tical joke on a neiglibor, and then paid
Lira ia counterfeit money. The reoelver
fct the money took a blank warrant, filled
it out with a Justice's name gave it to the
Constable and had the Alderman arrested. '
By this time the latter had got tired of Jok-'
ing and began a suit in earnest for false
imprisonment. Thereupon the other'party
obtained a genuine warrant against the
Alderman for passing counterfeit money.
It is now the Alderman's "play."
Information for the People!
i
Just Received Some
We Ask Your Attention
IN DRESS GOODS WE HAVE
Momie cloth's in various qualities, 20 to 25cts. per yard.
Australia Crepe a beautiful goods, 30cts. per yard.
Cashmeres various qualities, 14 to 75cts. per yard.
Scotch Plaids, 10 to lGcts. per yard.
Ladies' cloths in several colors.
3000 yards Good Prints at G Cents per yard.
WE AtSO HAVE LOTS OF OTHER BARGAINS SUCH AS :
Good Canton Flannel, - 6, 8 and 10 cents per yard.
Heavy Cottonade Pants at - $1.25 per pair.
Winter Shirts from 50 cents up.
Shirts and Drawers all prices.
Overalls all prices
And LOTS OF OTHER GOODS for Men's Wear.
OUR STOCK OF
Germantown Yarn and Zephyrs,
Hosiery, Gloves, Notions, &c,
Will lie Found Complete.
"re .Also Have
HARDWARE OF ALL KINDS,
BOOTS & SHOES TO SUIT ALL,
SCHOOL ROOKS, STATIONERY, &c.
In fact if you want ANY KIND OF GOODS, you stand
a good chance to find them at the right price, by going to
the one price store of
F MORTIMEE,
Few lJloonifiel(l, Pa,
From the Factory to the Wearer,
sains or nnperinr jxinsitn, txira ime litncn Miieia uoson,
Open Back, French Yoke, and completely finished for
$7.50 A DOZEN!!
V- rn rompletM inTtnretnPnti will) out of th lftrrfit Cotton Fwtorlet In th Vnlter! Stntw for mi an
limit.. tiiply of Shirting Mnnlln. nt xtmnriy low prices, am) hnrlnir lurpely Inrrtuti. our faHhtl of
llm ninnufiiuure of mvn' nl hoy A' Nhlrtfi fn all .tylM. we bars drclileit to mat. an Important di-p.ir-tii
re from thamnnn usually ailopn-d oyaiiiiiiareitablithmetiti.and to place ouwtrt ritrertlj In twinmiinlrv
llon with the ronautner, thus avoiding the enormous profit requited by anldtl femes and Uia retail
triiric and enabling ui to make the following: unprecedented onert
IeaW
l-i buyer-tor Muslin, Fine Linan t Ioiihed
6 "
m An .limit Mt TflM xiM r.ltd Slum and Collar Pultoni pmrated to Mi tmrrh.trr vf , ir 1 Rh
- att. 'V iV-rt nnU,,'-,I'',on'Pll. Willi a fl RiiUnnr, nU, irnt prepaM by mill on tf
tap?
neatly Jinlihtcl, and tqual in appenroner, duritblllt; niul at) le lo any Slilrt lu tlx mmrk.tiu.tlnt:
two or three tlmn a much. Brnrt of , -..liar worn, viri-uuitcrenc ol cbttt aud Jtuflu of arm. Rffourorrflt
wM-inK fr..oi ui yon nave all outalde profit.
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