THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA., NOVEMBER 11, 1879. RAILROADS, PHILADELPHIA AND READING R.R. AtlK ANSEMKNT OF P A89ENGERT H AIN8. OCTOBEKCtb, 1870. Trains lae llarrlsburg an Followi i For New York via Allentown, at 5. SO, 8.05 a. m. and 1,4ft p. ni. For Nw York via " Bound Brook Route," 8.20, H. m a. m, and 1.4ft p, m. For Philadelphia, at 6.20, 805, 9.55 a. m., 1.45 and 4.H) p. m. For Heading, at 5.30,8.05, 0.f5 a. m., 1.45,4.00,and 8.IW p. in. For Pottsvlll. at 5.20, 8.05 a. m. and 4.00 p. m., and via Bchuylklll and Susquehanna Branch at a. 40 p. m. For Auburn, 5.80 a. m. For I-ancaster Aud Columbia, 5.20, 8.05 a. m. and 4.00 p. m. For Allentown, at 5.20, 8.05, 0.55 a. m., 1 45 and 4.00 p. m. . . The MM, 8.05 a. m. and 1.45 p. m. trains hare through cars for New York. The 6.2U train has through cars for Philadel phia. The 5.20. 8.05 a. m. and 1.45 p. in., make close connection at Heaillim Willi Main Line tnilns having through cars for New iorx, via "liouud Brook Kuute." SUNDAYS i For New York, at 5.20 a. m. For Allentown and Way Ktatlon. at. 5.20 n. m. For lteailuig, Phlldclaplila, and Way stations, at 1.45 p. in. Trains Leave for Harrlxbiii'ir as Follows t Leave New York via Allentown, 8 45 a. in., 1.00 aud 5 30 p. in. Leave New York via "Hound Brook ltoute."7.45 a. in., 1.31) and 4 10 n. in.. arrlvliiK at lliurhimig, I. 50, 8.2M p. m., 12 36 nililnlKht. Leave Lancaster, turn a in. and 3.M) p. in. Leave Colombia, 7.55 a. in. anil 3.40 p. in. Leave Phllndelphia, at 9.46 a. m., 4.00 and p. in. , Leave Pottvllle.6.on, 9,10 a. m. and 4.40 p. m. Leave KeailiiiK, nt 4.i0, 7.H5, 11. Ml a. in., 1.30,6.15, and 10.35 p. m. Iave Pottsvllle via9chuylklll and SuHqnehanna Branch, 8.2i a. in. Leave Auburn via Schuylkill and Susquehanna Branch, II. Ml a. in. Leave Allentown, at 6.06, 9.03 a. m., 12.10, 4.30, and 9.06 p. in. SUNDAYS: . Iave New York, at 5 30 p. m. Leave Philadelphia, lit 7.46 p. m. Leave Heading, at 7.36 a. in. nnd 10.35 p. in. 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Music, Drawing and Painting. Patrons will notice our reduction of expenses: Board and furnished room, if paid in advance, tl 50 1 Tuition for common English brauches, in advance, 18 00 per quarter of ten weekl. During coming year (he number of students will be limited In order to do thorough work. Address: J. R. FLICKINOER. A. M . Principal, or Wm. Ghier. Proprietor. . , .' New Bloomfleld. Pa. July 29, 1S79. Ho Took The Old Man's Advice. WINNIFRED was a dallrty bit of womankind a sunbeam who laughed much as a brown linnet sings; moreover, there were dimples lurking In her rose-tinted cheeks. She was well worth loving, although not quite an angel, for If she had been, she would not have been a woman, yet she certainly was a thief. A thief 1 Stealing hearts by the whole sale. But she whoso ldved to coquette with hearts was at last taken captive ; for love conquered the merriest and most mischievous maiden whoever laughed at his wiles; and love came to Wlnnlfred, now, bI tuple and delicious. No two love-makings happen in Just the same way, as no two leaves are alike on the same tree. One day it happened that two grey eyes looked Into hers the merest acci dent, of course. It was the first time that he had call ed her by her first name ; and there was something In the look of those gray eyes which sent the warm blood to her cheeks and caused a tumult of emotion it seemed to her like the finding of a buuch of violets In mld-wlnter. " He loves me," she thought, with a thrill of delight quite unlike former experiences, "Wlnnlfred," he said tenderly, "you are very dear to me, I have loved you devotedly all these years," and he wait ed for a reply. "And I love you, Tom but " " Oh I let there be no buta. You will love me, Winnie, darling, let who will oppose, will you not?" " Yes, Tom till I die," she said, her face all aglow with eagerness. Then she paused abruptly. Now, Tom was only a clerk, with nothing but his salary to depend upon rich in nothing but honesty and good humor; while her father was wealthy. " I fear my father will not favor our love," she continued, with some embar rassment ; " but I ought to choose for myself it is my right." The gray eyes softened. For the first time In his life Tom bad told a woman thai he loved her, and had found the telling pleasant. He told her, too, that he had not much to oiler. Would she be content with a humble home shared with a loyal heart with love, Instead of luxury y Yes, she would be "quite coutent." For a time these two sat with clasped hands in a dreamy silence, which yet was not silence. Winnie's heart was full to the brim the tell-tale color of her cheeks the sweet confusion In her eyes, were utterances more potent than words. Then there ensued a quiet, rational talk about their prospects, and best way to " manage father." Thomas Lane was a successful mer chant blesssd with "full and plenty" yet he had a vexation. It was one trouble of his life bow to snub and cir cumvent a brother merchant,not meanly or maliciously, but good-hutnoredly. Joslah Wright, with a "dog-ln-the-maifger" disposition, had always been jealous of his old friend and neighbor's unexampled prosperity, and he had kept up a series of petty annoyances against Thomas Lane. That day Mr. Lane had heard some disparaging remark made by "Old Josl ah," as he was wont to call him, and he was brooding over It as he eat tilted back in his chair in his private office, when Tom, his confidential clerk and "right band man" unexpectedly entered. " Glad you came, Tom," he exclaim ed, "for I'm just a bit lonely. Been up to the house, but couldn't stay ; daugh ter's gone for the season to Aunt Mercy's; mean to take a run down there myself next week ; and, Tom, now that I think of it, you must take a run up to Saratoga at my expense. I've noticed that you have been mopish of late, and it will drive away the blues to get among gay people. I don't like to see you out of sorts,' " "You are very kind, sir," Tom re plied. "Pooh, pooh 1 Nothing of the sort. It's Blm pie justice. Come, come, don't look so dismal. Is anything going wrong t Just as likely as not some pretty damsel has captured your heart." And the klndly-natured merchant rubbed his hands together, and glanced inquiringly at his favorite clerk, who stood, looking conscious and sheepish, twisting his fingers nervously. " Well, sir," he replied, "I believe that is just the trouble." A prolonged whistle and merry twinkle In his eyes expressed the mer chant's astonishment, 'for after all it was but a random gness. "And so you want to marry, and settle down in life, and have your salary raised hey J"' "Yes, sir; that's about It.'1 ' "A little bird has told me, you sly dog, that you are looking after Marjorle Wright. She's a pretty girl, and worth a plum or two. You couldn't do better Tom." "But, sir, my dear girl's father Is opposed to me. Why, I'm only a poor clerk, aud she is an heiress." "Opposed, Is he V I should like to know what objection he can have to yout You love the glrlr"' "With all my heart, sir." " And she loves you J"' " Devotedly." " Then, with love In the home, and old Joslah 's money to run It, it might do. Yes, yes, it would do admira bly." And the old gentleman laughed heart ily at the idea, and then inquired what he meant to do about It. "I must wait until her futher con sents, I suppose," replied Tom, ruefully. " But what would you advise me to do, sirr"' "DoV Why, I know what I'd do If I were young liksfyou and loved a pretty girl. I'd try aud win her in spite of all the fathers In the world. If she was willing to take me, I'd brave the old man's displeasure and run off and get married." " But, my dear Mr. Lane, I fear that he. would never forgive his daughter, and that would break her heart." "Pooh, pooh I Girls' hearts are not as easily broken as you Imagine. What fun it will be to have old Josiah fret and fume aud then come around right as he will, my boy, never fear. No, no, Tom, you go ahead, and I'll furnish all the money you will need ; and if the old man is cross With pretty Marjorle, I'll take care that neither of you starve, If it's only to spite the old curmudgeon." " Oh, thank you sir. With your per mission, then, I will try to win her." " All right, my boy. 1 don't forget that I was once young; and mind, when the knot Is tied fast, you can come to my house and have it all to your two selves until old Joslah sends for you." "Well, Mr. Lane, I'll think the mat ter over. Meanwhile I'll accept your kind oiler and go to Saratoga for a few days," said Tom, as he smilingly left the ofllce. " Too tame by half but young men now-a-days have very little spirit," muttered the merchant as he started for his solitary home. Three days later, Mr. Lane had occa sion to change his opinion of Tom's tameness, for he received an unexpected letter. Fortunately he was alone there was no one to witness the mingled feelings of astonishment and chagrin he experi enced while reading it: "SARATOGA. "Dear Sir: You were misinformed in regard to Marjorle Wright, for I have uever thought of her as a wife. It is your daughter Wlnnlfred, whom I have loved ever since I came to you a mere boy. Winnie and myself were married this morning, and we Bhall be the hap piest couple in the United States, when we receive your forgiving welcome. " Aunt Mercy accompanied us here, and now we are anxiously waiting to hear from you. Your grateful son, Tom Allen." "Soldi and no mistake," exclaimed Mr. Lane, half-angrily. " But, what's the use V Tom Is a good fellow sharp too sharp as a needle -good business talent ha 1 ha 1 and better, yes, Incom parably better than the rest of the danglers; and Winne little puss she loves him" and then there came to his old heart far off memories of the girl's dead mother ; and brushing away a tear, worth more than any diamond he pos sessed, he snatched a pen and hastily wrote the following " My grateful son is a scamp 1 But I forgive you, Tom, notwithstanding for if Winnie Jflnds something in you to love, you can't be so very wicked. But, my boy, the tables are turned, you know, and it won't do to let old Josiah crow over us. I'll run up to Saratoga, and we'll all come home together, and he will be none the wiser. As I am oppos ed to my daughter's husband being a poor clerk, I shall tale measures at once to make you my partner. Henceforth the firm will be known as Lane and Allen. Your affectionate father, Thomas Lane." Tom and Wlnnlfred might as well have asked and obtained the old gentle man's consent but then, young people must have their romance. That Tow-Headed Boy. A very learned Bishop was catechiz ing a Sunday school class. One of the questions "Who made the world" was answered correctly. Then the good bishop tried to make it plain to the children. "Yes, children God made the sun, and moon and stars, he made the trees, and birds and fishes, he made everything and made it out of nothing, and children he can do everything." Among the children there was a tow haired boy of about seven years, who was listening to every word the Bishop said. When he said "he can do every, thing" the little tow-head jumped up and held out bis hand. "What do you want to say my son, speuK ouir" saiu me uisuop, "You said God could do everything, and I know be can't." " What can't he do my son t" " He can't make a stone twice as big as he can lift." And the good Bishop agreed with the boy. Southern Independence. The Natchea (Miss.) "Democrat" draws the following picture of the Southern farmer: Hallo, stranger, you seem to be going to market 1 Yes, sir", I am. What are you carrying that plow along for y Going to send it to Pittsburg. To Pittsburg, In Pennsylvania V You're mighty right, I am. What are you going to do that for t To get It sharpened. All the way to Pittsburg to get it sharpened V You bet I We've starved our black smith out. He pulled up stakes tbe other day and went to Texas. Well, that's rather a novel idea, my friend sending a plow so far to get It sharpened. Not so novel as you heard it was. We do our milling lu St. Louis. Is that so V You are right It is. We used to have a mill at Punklnvllle creek, but the owner got too poor to keep It up, and so we turned to get our grinding done in St. Louis, Missouri. Do you mean to say you send your grist all tbe way to St . Louis by rail. I didn't say nothing about grist we hain't got no grist to send. But we get our flour and meal from St. Louis. I see you have a hide in your wagon. Yes, our old cow died last week. March winds blowed the life out'n her. Sendln' the hide to Boston to get it tanned. All the way to Boston ? Yes, sir. Is not that expensive, my friend 'i The freight will more than eat the hide up. That's a fact cleaner than the buz zards did the old critter's carcass. But what's the use being taxed to build rail roads, 'thought you get .the good of 'em V Used to have a tanyard over at Llcksklllet, and a shoe shop too. But they keoflummuxed. Kerflummuxed what is the meaning ofthatV It means gone up a spout and 'twlxt me and you that's mighty nigh the case with our State. When do you expect to get your leather V Don't expect to get no leather at all expect to get shoes some day made at Boston or thereabout. Bather a misfortune to loose a milk cow f Not so much of a misfortune as you heard it was. Monstrous sight of shuck in' aud nubbins In a cow, and milking night and morning and gettln' only 'bout three quarts a day. What are you going to do for milk f Send North for It. Send Noth for milk ' Yes, concentrated milk and Goshen butter. Oh 1 I see the point. Mighty handy things, these railroads make them Yankee fellers do all our jobs fos us now do our smithln' and grlndln' and milkln and churnln'. Yes, we go our bottom nickel on cot ton. Sending it up to Massachusetts to get carded, spun and wove. They'll come when we'll send it there to be gin ned, then we will be happy. Monstrous sight of trouble running these gins. That wonld be rather expensive, send ing cotton to seed. No more than the western fellars pay when they send corn East and get a dol lar a bushel and pay sl bits freight. Besides, as I said, what is the use of paying for railroads 'thought we use the road. You seem to appreciate railroads. I think we ought we pay enough for 'em. I reckon you fatten your own pork. Well, you reckon wrong, stranger. I get them 1111 noy fellers to do that for me. It's mighty convenient, too, mon strous sight of trouble toting a basket full of corn three times a day ta hogs in a pen, especially when you hain't got none to tate to it. I should think so. There's one thing lacking though to make the business complete. What's that V They ought to send them hogs cook ed. Cookln' and preparln' wood for cookin' takes up a heap of time that ought by right be employed in the cot ton patch. I was sayln' to my old woman tother day, if we Mississippi folksgot our cookln' aud washin' done up North and sent by express, we would be as happy as office-holders. Your horse in the lead there seems to be lame. Yes, needs shoein'. If he wasn't the only horse I had, and could spare him, I'd send him up where they makes shoes and nails and get blm shod. Can't get such a thing done in these parts. Per haps I can at the depot. How do you manage to live In your parts, my old friend t Why, we raise cotton. My roads turns off here, stranger. Gee, back Brandy. I am glad I seed you, stranger. A New Peril of the Deep. The Rotterdam steamship P. Caland, which arrived at New York not long since, brought Captain Larsen and elev en men, the crew of the Norwegian bark Columbia, which was sunk Sep tember 4th on the voyage from London to Quebec In the following remarkable circumstances: Tbe bark was sailing at the rate of shout six miles an hour before a light northeast wind under a clear sky. The time was 11 A. M., Sep tember 4, the place latitude 47 longitude 43, which Is off the Grand Banks of Newfoundland. Suddenly the ship was stopped as If she had struck a rock and the crew were thrown off their feet. Captain Larsen says he thought at first that the Columbia bad run into a sunk en vessel or a heavy piece of floating timber, but on looking over the guards he discovered about sixty feet of white belly of some sort of sea monster lying almost motionless by the ship's side, while the surrounding water was deeply tinged with blood. He could not see enough of the creature to make out whether it was an Immense sword-fish; a whale, the legendary sea-serpent or some other unheard of terror of the deep. A minute examination of the creature was prevented by the cry raised by some of the crew that the ship was rapidly filling. The captain hurried below and found that the blow had been received "end on." tbe entire bow of the ship had been stove in and that founder ing was inevitable. The crew had barely time to launch the two long-boats and get away with a stock of provisions and a short supply of water when the Columbia went down head foremost. About 2 P. M. of the same day the crew were picked up by the P. Caland. The Columbia was an. old ship, but about two years ago was put on the stocks and thoroughly replanked. Her bow was made of solid 41 Inch oak planking. The captain said to the reporter that the only case of a ship's collision with a sea monster he had previously heard of was a legend of the early Dutch voya gers to the East Indies. One of these Dutch ships struck violently on an object one day in the open sea not far from the island of St. Helena, and the crew saw the water around the ship covered with blood. The ship, however, did not sink, and after her return from India it was lound In overhauling ber that a piece of horny substance, proba bly a sword-fish's sword, was sticking into her bow. " This, however," added tbe captain, " I have always before this regarded as a myth." It will be remembered that in the fall of 1876 the Cunarder Scythia Just after leaving the harbor of Queenstown was disabled by breaking her propeller on a whale. It will be remembered also that the half-sunken schooner Waldoboro has been drifting for the last eight months towards the Great Banks. If it were not for the blood of the sea monster and his white belly, the Waldoboro might be reckoned as an agent in this last mishap. Appalling Salubrity. A young gentleman and his blushing bride, who were recently married in Philadelphia, called the next week at an apartment-house and were shown the flat that was to let by the loquacious person who officiates as janitor. This estimable woman, who would appear to be a good motherly soul, went on to illustrate how very healthy the house happened to be. " There was Mrs. on the first floor; she came here a bride and went away with three children, as pretty little things as, ever I saw, mem. And there was Mrs. , the second who had a little son born to her here, mem, and fourteen months after a little daughter. And, mem, Mrs. , the third floor, she was a bride, too, mem, and it was twins, mem, within a year. If you please, mem, I am the mother of four of the darlingest" " Thanks," said the bridegroom, from whom I gleaned this interesting anec dote ; "after all, I thiuk it would be better to go a little further up town. And he led the bride "blushing again" into the open air and out of the healthy neighborhood. Feeble Ladies. Those languid, tiresome sensations-,, causing you to feel scarcely able t be on your feet ; that constant drain that is taking from your system all its elastici ty, driving the bloom from your cheeks; that continual strain upon yotr vital forces, rt nderin g you irritable and fret ful, can easily be removed by tbe use of that marvelous remedy, Hop Bitten. Irregularities and obstructions of your system are relieved at once, while the special cause of periodical pain ia per manently removed. Will you heed this r" 40 It 63" How perverse are our passions. They often impel us to say the un klndest things to those who are dearest to us.