3 RAILROADS PHILADELPHIA AND READING R.R. ARHAMSEMBNTOF PASSENGER TRAINS. OCTOBEUClh, 1879. Trains I-eaTe llarvisbnrg ns Follows : For New York via Allentown, at B2Q, 8.06 a. m. anil 1.4ft p. m. .... For New York via " Bound Brook Route," 6.20, 8.t-5 a. m. and 1.45 p. m. ... Kor Philadelphia, at 5.20, 805, 9.55 a. m., 1.45 ana 4.so p. m. .... For Heading, at 5.20,8.05, O.t-5 a. m., l.,4.00,aiul 8.W p. m. ... For Pottsvllle; at 5.20. 8.05 a. m. and 4.nflp. m., and via Bchnylktll. and Susquehanna Branch at 2.40 p. m. Kor Auburn, B.W a. in. For Iancaster aud Columbia, 5.20, 8.05 a. m. and 4.00 p. m. For Allentown, at 5.20, 8 05, 9.55 a. m 1 45 and 4.0Op..ni, ... The 5.20, 8.05 a. in. and 1.45 p. m. trains have through cars for New York. The 5.20 train has through cars for Philadel phia R. 20. 8. P5 a. m. and 1.45 p. in., make close connection at Heading with Main Line trains having through, cms Jor New Voile, via "Bound Brook Route." SUNDAYS : For New York, at 5.20 a. m. For Allentown nnil Way Stations, at 5.20 a. in. For Reading, Phlldelaphla, and Way Stations, at 1.45 p. tn. Trains Leave for Hnrrlsbuig as Follows j Leave New York via Allentown, 8 45 a. in., 1.00 and 6.30 p. m. Leave New York via "Bound Brook Route." 7.45 a. m., 1.30 and 4 tu p. in., arriving at lliurlsDurg, 1.50, 8.20 p. m., 12 35 midnight Leave Lancaster. 8.05 a m. and 3.50 p. m. Leave Columbia. 7.55 a. lit . and 3.40 . in . Leave Philadelphia, at 9.45 a. in., 4.U0 and 7.45 p. m. Leave Pottsvllle. (too, 0,10 a. m. and 4.40 p. m. lave Reading, at 4.60, 7.35,11.50 a. m., 1.30,6.15, and 10.35 p.m. Leave Pottsvllle viaSehuylklll and Rusn,uehamia Branch, 8.2 a. in. Leave Auburn via Schuylkill and Husquehanna Branch, 11.50 a. m. Leave Allentown, at 5.oo, 0,05 a. in., 12.10, 4.30, and 9.05 p. m. SUNDAYS: Leave New York, at 5.30 p. m. Leave Philadelphia, at 7.4Tp. m. Leave Heading, at 7.35 a. in. and 10.35 p. m. Leave Allentown. at 9.05 p. m. J. E. WOOTTEN, Gen. Manager. O. G. 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Above the sharp click ing of ivory checks can be heard the voices of dealers calling upon the play ers to " Make your bets, gentlemen," while notes of exultation and cursing came forth In strange chorus, uttered by those who lose and those who win. But it Is not of gambling that I would tell you. The scenes are but duplicates of those so fanilllar to every pioneer in the early dnys of the Union Pacific rail road. I was standing in front of the hotel when my attention was attracted by a dilapidated, antiquated looking speci men of a saloon bummer, who was passing along the street ringing a bell. At intervals he Would cease ringing, and shout : " Religious racket right away at the big tent! Roll up, tumble, or slide up on yer y-years, for we'll have a hangup dish o' gospel talk from Faro Bill an' d-o-o-n't you forget it 1" Turning to a dapper little gambler who stood near, I asked : "Who is Faro Bill V" "Who is he? Well, now, if that ain't the boss play fur high. You kin brake me right here if I thought there was a bloke in the mines that didn't know Bill. He used to be one of the boys, but got capped into a religious game by a slick-tongued gospel sharp about two months ago. He's copped on all his old rackets, and don't stand with nothlu' now that don't show up a Bible or prayer-book in the lay out. Billy used to be the boss gambler of the camp, and wasn't afraid to sit in a game with the flyest sport that ever slung a card ; but he's clean gone on the pious lay now, and seems to have lost all the good that was ever in him. The boss mouthpiece of the heavenly mill has gone down to Denver, an' Bill is a golu' to stand in an' sling gospel to the boys as well as he can." This explanation, given in the most earnest tones, started me instantly for the tent. It was used at night for a va riety theatre, where artists (?) of ques tionable character performed acts of still more questionable decency, and was rented for religious -services every Sunday morning. I found the tent, filled to its utmost capacity. Many had no doubt, come through curiosity to see how Bill would deport himself in this, his initial sermon. Upon the stage sat a hurley, red-faced man with arms folded in a careless manner, who looked over the large' audience with an air of the most decided importance. This was Faro Bill, the speaker of the occasion. When he arose he glanced around the tent for a moment, evidently collecting his thoughts, and began : " Feller citizens, he preacher bein' absent, it falls on me to take his hand and play it fur all it is worth. .You all know that I am just learnln' the game, an' of course, I may be expected to make wild breaks, but I don't think thar's a rooster in , the camp mean enough to take advantage- o' my igno rance, and cold-duck me right on the first deal. I'm sincere in this new de parture, an' I believe I've struck a game that I can play clear through without copperin' a bet, for when a ruau tackles such a lay out as this, he plays every card to win, and If he goes through the deal as he orter do, when he lays down to die, an' the last case is ready to slide from the box, he can tell the turn every time. "I was readln'in the Bible to-day that yarn about the Prodigal Son, an' I want to tell yer the story. The book don't give any dates, but it happened long, long ago. This Prodigal Son had an old man that put jup the coin every time the kid struck him for a stake, an' never kicked, at the size of the pile either. I reckon the old man was purtywell fixed, an' when he died he intended to give all his wealth to this kid an' his brother. Prod give old man a little game of talk one day, and in duced him to whack up in advance o' the death racket. He'd no sooner got hia divy in his fist than he shook the old man an' struck out to take in some o' the other camps. He hed a way-up time fur a while, aud slung his cash to the front like he owned the best payin' lead on earth; but hard luck hit him a lick at last an' left him flat. The book don't state what he went broke ou, but I reckon he got steered up agin some brace game. But anyhow, he got left withouta chip ; or a four-bit piece to go an' eat on.. An old granger then tuk him home an' set htm to herdin' hogs, an' here he got so hard up an' hungry that be piped off the swine while they were feedln', an' he stood in .with them on a husk lunch. " He soon weakened on such plain provender, an' says he to himself, says he: "Even the old man's hired hands are Hvln' on square grub, while I'm wor ryln' along here on corn husks straight. I'll Just take a grand tumble to myself an' Chop on this racket at once. I'll skip back to the governor aud try to fix things up, and call fur a new deal,' so oir he started. " The old man seed the kid a coming and what do you reckon he did t Did he pull his gun and lay fur him, In tending to wipe him as soon as lie got into range ? Did he call the dogs to chase him off the rancher" Did he hustle around for a club and give him a stand-off at the front gait t Eh? Not to any alarming extent he didn't. No, sir ! The Scripture book says he waltzed out to meet him, and froze to him on the spot, and kissed him, and then marched him off to a clothing store an' fitted him out in the nobbiest rig to be had for coin. Then the old gent in vited all the neighbors and killed a fat calf, and gave the biggest blowout the camp ever seed." At the conclusion of the narrative, the speaker paused, evidently framing in his mind a proper application of the story. Before he could resume, a tall, blear-eyed gambler with a fierce mus tache, arose aud said : . " 'Taint me as would try ter break up a meeting, or do anything dlsreliglous. No, sir ; I am not that sort of a citizen. But in all public hoo-doos is is a parlia mentary rule for anybody as wants to ax questions to rise up an' fire them off. I do not want to' fool away any time a questioning the workings of religion ; oh, no. As long as it is kept in proper bounds, and does not Interfere with the boys in their games, I do not see as it can do harm. I just want to ax the honorable speaker if he has not given himself dead away V Does it stand ter reason that a bloke would eat corn husks when there was hash factories in the camp? Would anybody have refused him the price of a square meal if he had a struck them for it 'i Would any of the dealers that beat him out of his coin see him starve V As I remarked aforej do not want to make any disrespectful -remarks, but I must say that I have got it put up that the speaker has been a trying to feed us on cussed thin taffy, and no one but a silly would take it in." Bill glared upon the speaker and fair ly hissed : " Do you mean to say that I am a liarV" " Wal, you cau take It just as you choos. Some folks would swallow it in that shape.'.' Bill pulled his revolver, and in an in stant the bright barrels of numerous weapons flashed in the air as the friends of each party prepared for active duty. The brevet preacher was the first to fire, and the rash doubter of spiritual truths fell dead on the ground. Shot followed Bhot in quick succession, and when quiet was again restored a score or more of dead and wounded men were ctlrrled from the tent. Having Becured atten tion, Bill said : " Further proceedings is adjourned for the day. You will receive the dox ology." The audience arose. " May grace, mercy and peace be with you, now and forever, amen ; and I want it distinctly understood that I am going to maintain a proper respect for the gos pel if I have to choke every son-of-a-gun of a sinner in the mines. Meetin' is out." - The cro$d filed from the tent as coolly as if nothing extraordinary had occur red, and as I gained the sidewalk I heard a man remark : " Bill has got the sand to make a bang up preacher, and I would not wonder if he made a big mark in the world yet." An Accidental Discovery. TWENTY years ago companies were were at their wits' end to get rid of the coal. tar produced in the distillation of gas. Nobody would buy it, people could hardly be persuaded to accept it as a glft.and sanitary inspectors were wont to grumble when it . was being secretly carted from the works to be cast Igno mlnously out of sight. This was the most useless of all kinds of rubbish, and in -many respects the most noxious. A young chemist who had been taken in band by the celebrated Hofmann, and who, from an East End Mechanics' In stitute, "where he showed a considerable aptitude for chemical studies, bad been transported to the laboratory of the great man solved the problem for the wrathful but helpless gas managers in the year 1853. But he solved It in a way as unexpected as it has turned out to be remunerative. The story is inter esting and instructive. William Perkln that was the name of the young chem istwas t the time of the splendid dis covery engaged in an occupation which has always had attractions for his co-In vestlgators the endeavor to produce nat- Ural organic bodies artificially. How often aud how surprisingly they have succeeded, the history of chemistry em phatically shows. Mr. Perkln was try ing to make quinine chemically. For this purpose he selected a substance into the composition of which nitrogen, hy drogen, and carbon enter in near ly the same proportions as they do in the natural product. He proposed to act on toluldlne with iodide of allyle so as to form allyle toluldlne, and he thought by mixing blchroniate of potaslum with the neutral sulphate an artificial bulnlne would re sult. What was his horror when, carefully adding the precise proportions of the missing ingredient, instead of the color less alkaloid he got a dirty reddish pow der 1 Perkln might well have given up in despair, or have scornfully tossed his. red powder into the fire; but, balked In one trial, he began again having very carefully laid his powder aside for fur ther investigation and this time he de termined upon trying a different base. Very fortunately for him, for the gas companies, and for the world at large,he selected aniline, which he treated with sulpurlc acid and bichromate of potash ; and now, instead Of red powder, or the much-desired quinine,. he got a black deposit more resembling the compound near a pit-head on a wet day than any thing else. He persevered with his new and unpromlsng material, which he . purified, dried, digested with spirits of wine, and found to be a splendid aniline purple, or what has since been kown as " mauve dye." The writer well remembers,one Decem ber night in 1809, sitting In a crowded audience in the theatre of the Society of Arts, to hear the first of the Cantor Lec tures for the year, which was to be de livered by Mr. Perkln,and being charm ed to see the " battle of the dyes" fought over again. It was a " far cry" from 1850 to 1808, short as were the years, and from the student in Hofmann's labo ratory to the successful producer of aniline colors. Twelve years had passed, but in that time the practice and theory of dyeing and printing in colors had been revolutionized ; coal-tar, irstead of being looked upon as rubbish, was cher ished by gas managers as gold; and ladies all over the world had gone mad over the splendid new colors which every year grew out of the original black stuff" which was got in the search for quinine. Mr. Perkin solved the problem like a true chemist by turn ing rubbish into gold. The Adventures of a Salesman. Among the many adventures encounter ed by travollng salesman we bear of none more embarrassing or annoying than that hich befell our esteemed friend, A. E Hand, the well-known carpet salesman of Hood, Bonbright & Co., this oity. It seems, while making his late business trip through the New England States, he was subjected to considerable annoyance and arrest by the special detootives in that sec tion of the country, who supposed him to be no other than Mr. Frank Mabln, who mysteriously disappeared from our city a short time since. We are surprised at the want of conception on the part of Yankee deteotives' in making this tremendous blun der, and not being able to discern at a glance the difference in the personal ap pearance of the two gentlemen, the only similarity beiog in the oolor and curl of 'the moustache, Mr. Mabin, if we remem ber his appearance, is tall and of slender build, ruddy complected, while our friend, Hand, is a man of medium night, well-proportioned, with a complexion as fair as a child's. The first idea Mr. Hand had of his being looked upon with suspicion was in New Haven, whore he noticed a man watching him closely ; but, knowing him self to be a respectable married man with a character above the general run of sales men, he was rather unconcerned, not sup posing the individuals had other designs than those of robbing him of bis valuable watch and diamond studs, which he took the precaution to pack among bis samples. But, on leaving the hotel, you may im agine his surprise,' and with what disgust be turned to find a band laid upon bis shoulder and confronted by the party who had shadowed him and who proved to be no other than a special doteotive, armed with all the privileges of the law to arrest him as Frank Mabln. As the officer felt positive of h Is man Mr. II. had consider able difficulty in convincing him of the mistake, and it was not until Mr. Martin, from H. B. Armstrong & Co., well known to the oflioer, was interviewed, that onr friend was reloased and allowed to depart on his way rejoicing, which however, was of but short duration, for on arriving in Boston, while walking the streets in pleas ant conversation with a few friends, he was again approached by a special officer with a warrant for his arrest, but with the aid of his friends be was enabled to estab lish bis identity, whereupon he was at once released. He immediately purchased a ticket direct for Philadelphia, and is now safely ensconced within the walls of the outissal establishment of, his employers, awaiting the return of his fao-Bimlle, or to hear of Ms posltivo whereabouts, before venturing on another business trip. Textile Journal. trying to Astonish a Pawnbroker. THE Imperturbability and extreme caution of the average pawnbroker are proverbial. The other day a young man of an experimental and facetious turn of mind resolved to astonish a pawnbroker or die In the attempt. So, entering the secret shrine, he gave the officiating pontiff a $10 gold-piece and said : "Well, old man! how much'll you advance me on that?" The pawnbroker tasted, rang and weighed the coin, dropped a little aqua fortis upon it, and replied : ' I can let you have $4 on It." "Four ErebusesV" cried the young man ; why, It's worth more !" " Well, yes," answered the pawn broker ; ." the gold is good, evidently. But it's very old-fashioned it was made in 1834 and Isn't worth any more than Its weight In old metal. Besides, there is such fluctuation in gold and silver. I have seen gold up to 185,and silver down to 84. HoW do I know but that silver may go up to 285, and go down to 84 V I can't take any risks in my business like that, you know I But I'll tell you what I'll do, seeing it Is you ; I don't mind letting you have $5 on it. But don't let the boss know, for he has the heart disease, and the shock might kill him!" "Gimme $7, and I'll take it!" Baid the impetuous youth ; but the pawn broker shook his head so sternly that he knew it was no go ; and so, picking up his $10 piece, he departed. He returned three minutes afterward, and throwing down the same piece, said to the pawn broker : " Say ! can you give me two $5 green backs for this i1" "Certainly, sir!" said the pawn broker calmly, and produced the notes. "You sweet-scented old Idiot!" said the young man as he pocketed the bills, " that's the same $10 piece that you wouldn't led me $7 on at Interest a min ute ago!" "I know it, my friend," said the pawnbroker. " That was business I that was business !" Splitting the Difference. A young man with the blush of coun try life on his cheeks, sold out his pro duce in the market recently and entered a shoe store, and 'said he wanted a pair of shoes for his wife. "What number, sir!"' inquired the clerk. The young man scratched his head, looked very much embarrassed, and fin ally said : "Well, I've been married eight months, but this shoe business stumps me. ' I don't hardly believe she wears 'levens, and I don't think she kin get into fives. I guess if we split the dif ference we will hit her pretty close." He was given a pair of eights, and after squinting along the soles he ob served : "I guess them'll do. She is awful proud, and I know' she'll sqeeze Into 'em for all she's worth." A Dog Drowned by a Coon. On Tuesday last a very valuable dog belonging to Mr. White, of Sauvle's Is land, while strolling around through the timber near the slough, came upon a coon's trail and followed it to the ani mal's hiding place. After considerable digging and barking, the coon was routed and took to the water and after it went the dog. The fight was a life and death struggle, but the coon was too cunning. As the dog approached him he seized him by the nose and sank beneath the - surface, pulling the dog's head under the water. The pro. cess was repeated until the dog was drowned and bis coonshlp swarm to the shore and disappeared uninjured. Portland (Oregon) Bee. r3T A pretty incident occurred at Leb anon, Ont., the other Sunday. Into the Methodist Church flew a robin during service. Perching on a rail opposite the pulpit, it sang loudly when the people sang, was silent during prayer, but while the minister preached it chirped occasionally a if to encourage him. It remained until the congregation was formally dismissed and then flew away. Almost Young Again. "My mother was afttlcted a long time with Neuralgia and a dull, heavy inactive condition of the whole system ; headache, nervous prostration, and was almost helpless. No physicians or med icines didheraoy good. Three months ago she began to use Hop Bitters, with such good effect that she seems and feels young again, although over 70 years old. We think there is no other medicine fit to use in the family." A lady, in Prov. idence, It. I. 43