THE TIMES NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA.. AUGUST 20, 1879. 8 Becoming Rich by Aooldent. The Pittsburgh "Tolcgrnpli," tolls this story, which It snys is reliable : During an excursion from this city to Niagara Falls, and while at Cleveland au incident ooourred which will never be for gotten by those who heard of It. The Kennard Iljuse at that city was crowded with guests, when an eccentrics and witty druggist of Bmlthtleld street appeared, late at night, at the hotel oilloo and de manded a bed. The clerk replied that there were only two vacant beda In the house, one wherein mat quartered a Pitts burgh morning and evening newspaper man who were both with the exoursion. "To tell the truth, they are both pretty drunk, t?o, you may take your choice hb to which room you will sloop in." The druggist said that on general principles he would take bis chances with the evening journalist, as they excelled the morning men in more ways than one, and he would doubtless be so drunk that ho would lie dormantly quiet all night, lie weut to bed and was soon asleep. The journalist, however, awakoned about 13 o'clock, and, thinking It a long time between his diluks, dressed himself unconsciously in the druggist's clothes and sallied out to make a night of it. Ever aud anon he muttored as he treat ed all present, "Funniest thing I ever heard of. When I went to bed last night I only bad twenty-five cents to my name, aud now I've got over a hundred dollars (show ing a cospulent roll of bills), and I'm bound to spend every cont of It before morning." He did too. A Family's Misfortunes. 'The family of Wm. McGirk, of Lemout, ''Centre county, (formerly of this county,) i has been singularly a 111 ic tod this summer. On the 18th of June Mr. Mod's, third son, Finly, while nursing the baby, had in his hand a pocket-knife, which the baby seized, and in the attempt to recover it, the child threw ber band backward, and the blade of the knife entered the boy's right eye. The consequences was the eye Buppurated, and the eyeball ran out. A week later the same boby and her Bister 4 years old were playiug in the yard, when the Inter took a garden boo to dig up the ground. When about striking a blow the baby, unseen, ran in the way, and the hoe came down upon her head, -one of the prongs cutting a deep gnsh, "which bled very freely at the time, but 'after the wound was washed aud dressed the child was again lively and played about as usual, but a week afterward took sick, and after ailing three weeks died. Just nino days after the baby was struck with a hoe, the little girl who struck her was at the barn seeing tho workmen un loading hay, and somehow got ber hand in a pulley, which lacerated the hand ter ribly, though no bones were broken. Letvistoivn Democrat. One Kiss too Many. The "gentlemanly cracksmen" going about the country sometimes allow their softer feelings to get them into trouble. Some burglars recently went through the house of Mr. Menard in Montreal, Canada, and after collecting many valuables, some of them from the room in whioh Mr. and Mrs. Menard were sleeping, were about to retire in safety. In passing by the bed in which the sleeping pair lay, the last of the burglars paused a moment to take in the situation. Whether overcomo by Mrs. Menard's beauty, or because ho thought the case called for some sort of leave-taking of tboir hosts, he stooped over tho sleeping lady, gently kissed ber and hurri ed away. Bbe, however, awoke instantly, and by the light of the bull's eye recogniz ed her burglarious admirer, and in conse quence he is now in jail. A Strange Robbery. Stkoudsbcho, Pa., August 19. The guests of the Burnett house were startled this morning by the announcement that the jewelry of several lady guests had been stolen during the night, the total value of which was $1,000. A search warrant being sworn out, the entire lot was found under the bed of a young man named Fulmer, a guest In the house. Intense excitement prevails, as young Fulmer's father is owner of the hotel and a very wealthy and a prominent oitizen of Eastern and well known throughout Pennsylvania. Fulmer earn estly protests his innocence.. He is in cus tody of the deputy sheriff awaiting bail. tW Henry Johnson, a prominent mem ber of tho West Hurley Methodist Epis. copal Church, was arrested some time ago at Kingston, N. Y., on the complaint of Hiram E. Towosend, who charged that the prisoner bad betrayed his daughter, Mary, Miss Townsend is a member of the same church, and has been keeping company with Johnson for more than a year. Bbe snys that Johnson proposed to marry her about a year ago, but be has not yet doue so. Her father is an oiUoer In the church, and she has been a teacher in the village school. Johnson has hitherto borne an unsullied reputation. He was first arrested on tbo charge three weeks ago, t'heu he gave bail iu the sum of f 200. The author ities, however, fearing that the amount was too small to hold him, caused bis arrest a second time, when the amount of bail wns increased to $3,000. tW A somewhat startling Inoident oo ourred at a camp-meeting at Llnwood, Car roll Co.,Md.,on Friday last. The brethren were holding 'the regular morning piayer and praise meeting, and Mr. Petin, of Wlnlleld, Carroll county, among others gave iu a very warm and feeling Christian experience, and had Just taken bis seat when Elder Blgler arose and asked htm if be did not now regret his not hav ing engaged sooner in the oause of the Lord, he having been converted only six years ago. To which he replied, with great emphasis aud feeling, " I do," and bs he uttered this last word he fell over, but was caught by the brethren and car ried to a tent close at baud, where he im mediately expired. t2J" Clay Hughes was not on hand when the company assembled at Covington, Ky., to witness his marriage to Annie Berry. Mr. Bracken was sent out to huut up the misBing bridegroom,. but before commenc ing the search he bought a rovolvcr, so as to be prepared for any emergency. When found, Hughes said ho had changed his mind about getting married, liiaokeu thought this was a proper time to use the weapon, but did it so unskilfully that not one of the bullets did any harm. How ever, the demonstration wrought anothej alteration in Hughes' feelings, and he sub mitted to the marriage ceremony. C3F" A disgraceful scene occurred in the Lancaster county court on Tuesday after noon, in which orimination and recrimina tion passed freely between three prominent lawyers, District Attorney Eshelman, J. Hny Brown, and E. it. Martin. These gentlemen, leading politicians of the radi cal faith and identified with the sepnrate wings of the party, freely accused each other of blackmail, bribery, aud lying, and all the eflbrts of the court to quell the dis orderly proceedings proved fruitlesc C3T" Centre papers note the tragic death of Ezra Brlsbin Brown, youngest son of Colonel V. V. Brown and wifo.at Cedron, Lincoln county, Kansas.on Weduesday,the 30tu of July. The Colonel, formerly of Centre county, and his help wore starting to the stack with a load of wheat, when Dart of it fell off and frightened the horses, winch started to run. Little Ezra, who had obtained permission from his father to ride and drive while they were loading, was thrown to the ground, one of the wheels striking bis head, as we under stand It, killing him instantly. tlT Daniel Ubil, farmer, of Iloueybrook, Lancaster county, whose large barn and contents were burned to the ground about a year ago, and whose misfortune it was to be seriously burned himself whilst saving his stock, etc, has again received notice by a drop-lotter that he may at any time look for another conflagration of the same time. Mr. Ubil was compelled to thresh this summer's crop in the field, fearing to store it in his new barn on account of these threats. C3T" J. V. Stephens, who, on the 11th inst., murdered his wife near Fincastle, Vs., has committed suicide. After killing his wife he took to the woods, where he remained concealed for a week, when be returned borne, and seating himself on a block of wood in the yard, shot himself through the heart with tho same weapon he bad used upou his wife. The original cause of the tragedy is said to have been jealousy. tThe wife of Rev. Andrew Merkel, the rector of Chester, near Toronto, Cau ada, was so badly burned on Wednesday that her life is despaired or. She was riding in a carriage with her husband, who was smoking a cigar, when a spark from the cigar Ignited Mrs. Merkel's clothing, and before it could be extinguished her body was badly burned. Buffalo, August 14. A tramp giving the name of Harry Locke, and claiming to be a shipwrecked sailor living at New Cas tle, Pa., who was arrested charged with putting a tie on the track of the Lake Shore road, confessed the orirae this morn, ing, giving as bis reason "out of funds, tired of life aud a desire for imprisonment to prevent starvation." t3T"Mrs. Patrick Hannabroy had an al tercation with Matthew Diiffey in her saloon at Troy, N. Y ., on Monday evening, in the course of whioh she struck him over the head with the rung of au old-fashone d rocking-chair, inflicting injuries of which be died at one o'clock Wednesday mora ing. She is under arrest. KIT A five-year-old son of A. E. Benton, of New Marlboro, Mass., while playing in a large dry goods box partly filled with hay aud lying on its side, set fire to it and was burned to death. Mr. Benton, after dashing water ou the fire, found the char red remains of the child beneath the box tW Henry Dlewart attempted to eject a drunken tramp named William llly, from a residence ' iu Moorsvllle, Ind., when the tramp turned upou him and bit him in a terrible manner upou the arm, face and chin. EST John Gleason shot and killed Wm Kolley at Louisville, Tuesday night. The two bad quarrolod about a young lady. MPORTANT Ml During the next ten days we will sell a LARGE LOT of GOODS AT COST! To save the trouble of moving them to our NEW STORE-ROOM ! IF YOU WANT BARGAINS COME AND GET THEM ! We will make it worth your while to call on us. F. MORTIMER, New Bloomfield, Pa. July 22, 1879. TUSTATK NOTIC1C Notlcelsherebvfflven JjJ thatletters of administration on the estate of Daniel Forteubaiiuti. into ol live townsh In. Perry county, fa., dee'd., liave been granted to Barah L. iortcubauuh, residing in Hie same townshlD. All parsons Indebted to said estate are requested to make Immediate payment and those having clal mfc;to present Ihemduly autheuticaledlorset- lieuieut. 8AKAH I- FOKTKNBAUGH, July 8, 1878. 1 (Administratrix. STATE NOTICK.-Noticels hereby glv- en thas Letters o( Administration on the : state ol Kusan Melser. late or ltv township, Perry Co., fa., have been granted to the under siifiiea oi saia lownhii o. All persons indebted to said estate are request ed to make immediate navmuut and those bavlna claims will present them duly authenticated lor settlement to LEVI D. 1UDKR, Administrator, W. H. Rponsi.uk. Attorney lor Administrator. - June 8, 187 CARLISLE CARPET HOUSE ! t We offer this Season the Choicest Line of all kinds of Carpets, Oil Cloths, Window Shades, Looking Glasses and Wall Papers that it has been our pleasure to open for years. In pre senting these goods we guarantee to give you the best selections, prettiest patterns and lowest prices to be had in this section of Pennsylvania. All that is necessary to convince of these facts is a visit to the largest Carpet House outside of eastern cities. We buy largely and exclusively trom manuiacturers,wnich enables us to sell you goods at the lowest possible prices. Those in- cnding to iurnish or refurnish their homes can be best profited by inspecting our stock and low prices before buying. 9Carpet rasa taken in exchange for April lath, 1871. From the Factory to the Wearer. Shirts of Rnporlor Muslin, Extra Fine Llnrn Shield Uosohl Ahah llnnlr IWnh VaI.i A n....l,.f l. flnM.A1 JV. 1 $7.GO,A DOZEHH 1Tinf rnrnptelH TTll))tMnenU with n of thm Ifirrnt Cotton FnrtorlM tn th PnltM flHUt tnt m on I1mttd iiiifily rhtrtln Musi In. t i xtrnnriy low prtref, ftnd hrtvlnff Inffdy tlrrirl our forth ttet of th manunw-lurii of mrn'n an-) boy ft' Hhlrtfl, in nil ilvle we have decided tn make tin important dpif. ttirfl from thar(inr usually arlnpu-d hy iimitarnUlihhrnht,Bnrf lo j.lnci oiimHvm rllrrtly In rnmmtin-t-llin with tn FfiUraer. thtii avoiding the ennrmnu proflii rrqairml by middlemen nJ tb retail WcW (iin wim iiiirnnnanirn mm ominjr. ins rrwrmna pro mi rrnant tradt. And tliaMitii; n lo mnfcplhw following itiinrrrt-tVntr-rl r.fW. U bitperior Miiilla, Fine Linen inubttl A An !t nt ! rr11r1 prM ptMwl RWt nnrl "1 nn!l HrHrl finlthM mm pi Mr, wilb rate crnta. W warrant the KMrH tn be flrt.-)fifl n tvfv rrtpn-t, to ! MubtahtlUr ami neatly Hn lined, and uai In appearance, durability and Pty'lf to anv Shift in th mafk-t itwtin two or thrr limea m mtirh. R'ii. m of .lar wnrn, circuuifereuc oftbeti aud lenfrth of arm. Remember ortlTlKff from ut yon nuvft all o lit Boy RlilrtS taint i.nrejii .im-e. ..iuuie&u. MW 10UU People Wonder Why we can sell cheaper than any of our competitors. THREE REASONS. FIRST. We buy heavy, pay cash for what we do buy, sell a great manv more eroods than anv of our Competitors, and therefore can sell on much smaller profits. SECOND. We always run one stock of clothing off at a sacrifice at the end of the season, and do not have what always eats up profits Old Stock. THIRD. As we manufacture a great many of our own goods we are giving our customers the benefit of this right along, and makes a saving for them of 20 per cent. 11 NEWPORT, PENNA Eby's New Building. Ill SCHWARTZ Respectfully, STEPHENS & BEETEM, goods. CARLISLE. French Ynk bbiri', at tbove, ready for weiw, 4."r S.8& CoIIhy Unttnnii piwntwl in nth fMWnt nftt, nr 1 Sh'f i a trt !tiltni ai bov, trut prepflid by mail on rc ft Me profit ft. Vut StunM nr Cnrrw tnn. Catalogs nf foo1 lentwH Fl llMHIIJ.Nti CO., 421 Urondway, New York, U- H KNHON'H CAPCINE POROUS PLASTERS CUBES LAME WEAK BACK BOLD BY ALL DHUGGISTS. 32d AUENTS WANTED tor the best and fastost- Mlllng Pictorial Books nnd BiuIrh. Prices re- no ed 83 uer cent. National Publlshnm Co.. Philadelphia, Pa. 324dt tOnn return In 30 days on 1100 Invested. vPIUU oillclal Keports and Information free. Like nrottts weekly on Ktoek options of 110 tn io. Address, T. POTTKK WIGHT 4k CO,, Ban kers, wall street, Mew Xork. Siait PTANOS and ORCAMS. U0O Pianos AiVlwQ only tlll.nU: U70 Oreans oniv IS6.25;325 Organs only 873.75. Tremendous tie- auction uuring tne niiusummer niontns. Having been KLKCTK1) MAYOR of my city and entrust ed with its bonds should be sufficient proof of my responsimiuy. utiesi circulars ana iiiusiraiea Newspaper free. Address DANIEL F. BKATTY, Washington, N, J. 32d4t. JOHNSON'S ANODYNE FOR INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL USE. CURE S Neuralgia. Diphtheria. Cronn. Asth ma, Bronchitis, Influenza, Bore Lungs, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cough, Whooping Cough, Chronio Rheumatism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronio Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases ol the Hpine aud Lame Back. Sold everywhere. 82d4t. FARMS I1C0 JOIN OUR COLONY. to sum Maps and pamphlets free, Claremout, Va. J. F. MANCHA. 34d4w Enlarged May lst,1879. Price Unchanged. The only combination of the true Jamaica Ginger with choice Aromatlcs and French Bran dy for correcting Intemperate habits, regulating the stomach and bowels, breaking up colds, chills ana levers, is UAKVun.ua iitMAiuAumucii. Kor rellevlne aroutv and rheumatic Dalns. Dre- venting malarial fevers and promoting sleep It is truly wonderful. ask ior uniuw i, 34 it Maht a Dot.t.ar formerly snent on expensive Sulphur Baths la now saved by substituting therefor Glenn's Sulphur Soap which Is Just as beneficial bnt Infinitely cheaper. Local diseases of tie skin, rheumatism and gout are all relieved by this standard remedy. Com plexion blemishes are eradicated by it, and It Im parts to the cuticle a pearly whiteness and vel vety softness which greatly enhances female charms, bold by Druggists. 34d4w p'SURANCEJ! B. HIMES, GENERAL LIF"D AND Fire Insurance Agency. OFFICE: Sontb East Corner Market Square, NEWPORT, PENN'A. FIRE INSURANCE POLICT ES written In first class companies on ail kinds of Insurable proper ty, at fair rates, autl losses honorably adjusted aud promptly paid. . Before renewing your Insurance, or placing new risks, you wnl certainly Hud it to your in terest to call on or address the subscriber. Companies Represented t JEtna.nf Hartford. North britWh England, Commercial Union. North America, Phil'a.. Fire Association, Phil'a., Assets, i,7fl0.iW. 1.7SD.O0O. 6.t),0i). 3.77s, l. l,7U0,0iX). Pennsylvania, B. HIMES, Agent. March 11. 1879. UflRQF Mend 25 cents tn stamps or currency nunat u,r i,ew uoksk book, it treats all diseases, has line eugravlugs showing posi tions awumed by sick horses, a table of doses, a RnflK large collection ol valuable recipes, UUUIX rules for telling the age of a horse, with an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a large amount of other valuable horse Informa tion. Dr. Win. Jl. Hall says: "I have bought books that I u;fld 15 and $iu for which I do not like as well as 1 do yours." SKND FOR A CIR t'l'LAB. AGENTS WANTED. 11 . J. KEN. DALL, Enosburgh Fills, Yt. 20 lj