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I'lol'esNlonal Curds.
JB. JUNKltf.Attorney Law.
, New Ulooinlleld, Perryo.,P.
-Otlloe Net rtoor to the resldeuoa ot Judue
Junklu. 4tl
AM, M AKllKL, Attorney-at-l.aw,
New llhiomilold, Perry comity, P.
Hf" Otlloe opposite the Mansion Uouse.nml
three (lours east of the Post-0 Ulce.
T KWIS l'OTTKU,
ATTOllNKY AT LAW,
NEW BLOOMK1KL1), PERHV CO., PA.
t-01alm promptly seemed collected
Writings and all lean' bii.Hlne.is oarerully nt tend
ed tu. uiyi
OIIA11LK9H.BMII.KY, Attorney itt Law.
New Blooinlleld, Perry Co. Fa.
r OllU'8 two doors east ot Joseph Hinlth'
hotel. ' AllKUHt 2, 1872.
"llfM. A.8P0NHI.KK, Attorney-at-Law,
V Olllcn adJolnliiK residence, on Kast
Main street, New Woomlleld, Perry co., P.3il ly
"T7"M. N. HK1I1KUT, Attorney-at-Law,
V New Ulooinlleld, Terry Co., P.
Uloomrteld,S331v.
LKWlSPOTTKIl, NOTARY rum.10, New Bloom.
Held, Perry Co., Pa.
Deeds, Bonds, MnilKimes and Leases carefully
I "repined and aeknowli'di;einent taken. All
c IiiiIh of Pension and Bounty papers drawn mid
certllled, will also take deposit Ions to be rer.d In
any court In tlie United States.
7 lOly
GHA3. J.T.McINTIttR, Attorney-at-Law,
New Ulooinlleld, Perry oo.. Pa.
f All professional business
iromptlyaudfulth-
fully attended to. 3 2 lv.
WM. A. MOttlttaON,
.1 USTICK OK T H K PK AOR and GENERAL
COl.LKOTOIl, NawtlRiiMANTOWN, Perryco.,Pa.
mm Kemlttiineeswlll be made promptly or all
Collections mnde. 744
0IIA8. A. BAKNKTT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloninlleld. Perry cn., Pa
VOftlce on hlh street. North side, nearly op
ponltetlie Presbyterian Cnuruli. 8 21y
ML. LIUUETT. AttiIUNSV-at-Law,
treuiorl, Perry Vounty. Pa.
Havlnn perniiiiipntlv located nt Newport, will
Klve prompt and careful at ten him to ull bu.il
Bess matters committed to Ills care.
. inline, No. i North Second Street.
Newport, April 2C 1S78.
R. It. M. ALEXANDER,
SUliOEOX DKST18T,
New llloomlleld, Perry County, Pa.
Olllce on (.'arllsle, Rt.,one door South of J. R. and
.Indue .tonkin's law nlllce. Kvei ythliiK belong.
Iiik to the profession done In the best manner.
ALL Wokk WAitUASTKD. Terms moderate. 21
0.
P. BOLLINGER, M.D,
(laving located In Newport, offers Ills Profes
sional services to all who may need them .
Chronic diseases of every description cured.
tn. Olllce In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street
March 4, 187.
QEORGE H. MARTIN
GENERAL AGENT.
HLAIX, PKHKV I'OUNTV, PA.
Rpeelal attention given to the collection of
Maims, and any other business entrusted to lilm
will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate.
April. 19th, 1877.
DEATH DEFEATED.
n.01l over M) years SELLERS' I.IVER PILLS
C have been the standard remedy for Liver
Complaints, Coitlvenen, Hick Headache. Pain In
Hliotilders or Buck, Dizziness, Coated Tongue,
Fever and Ague, and all diseases arising from a
deranged state of the Liver or Htoniach. Thomas
Adams, of Big Handy, Ky , says: "Hellers' Pills
have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills In
this country." H. B. HEELERS & CD., Prop'rs,
Pittsburgh, Pa.
. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC,
For the euro of nil diseases arising from Impure
Blood, and for Invigorating and strengthening
the vital organs. Are you weak, nervous, debili
tated, pale anil emaciated t nave you lost your
appetite? Have you nausea, pain In the back,
Sc. If so, Dr. Lldsev's Blood Searchcrwlll drive
out the disease and bring back the BLOOM OV
HEALTH. Pimples, Boils. Kryslpelas, Tetter,
Bait Kheum. tie., are but surface Indications ot
Bluod Diseases: and Dr. Lldsev's Blood Bearcher,
by purifying the system, softens the skin and
beautifies the complexion. Bold by all druggists.
SI per bottle. K. K. KELLERS & CO., Proprie
tors, Pittsburgh ,1'a U 48
I OLD AND RELIABLE. f
Sis a Standard Family Eomedy for $
jjJiseaees of the Liver, Stomach Jg
jand Bowels. It ia Purelysa 1 1
jvejjeiuoie. ii never ,
noi,;i,-t.t. tu. J
iOathartioand Vl F Jl IJ9 jfT ?
Sao u: ur'
I i nns Deen usetlj
in my practice1
'and liv t.lin nnVli
J J for more thou 35 years
i - , .
r with nmirvAilonil onUa
0m WI9 i "
TT" SEND FOR CIRCULAR.
t. vr. siNrnnn. u n ?" bhoadway.3
J ASY DRrUUIST WILL TKLL VOt ITS IICrl'TATIII.X.
June 21, 1379.
OPIUM
and MOIiPIIINEhit.il .h.
lulnly and .cdity uiJ, pK)a.
lew. No publicity. 6rud lUmn
for full PArliouUrB. I)r. Caillun,
ma . ciuk sL.ct.icMo, in.
JOB PUINTI XG of every description neatly
and promptly executed at Keasonable Kates
at ibe BloomUeld Times Steam Job Oluoe.
Philadelphia Athcrtlscnienls
U C A S '
HEADY MIXED PAINTS !
NOWATKB.NO CHEMICALS, NO 11KNZINR,
BUT A PUltK
on, r.ii.M,
HEADY fOll USE.
Hiiiiiplo Oiirclw.
BO DEAUT1FUL SHADES OF .PALNT
BENT BY MAIL.
lTtS PUT ONMKR OTMKlt TAINT. MADK
WITH LEAD AND OIL. VIZ 1 Nll'KLV
BHUHI1KII OUT. NOT KI.OWKU
ON J.IKK WATIilt PAINT.
TRY IT,
And You Will Drove It to lio the DtHt
Lliiuld l'alnt hi the Market.
JOHN LUCAS Ac OO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUKACTUKKKS OK
Swiss nntl Iiiiici lnl French (iiocn,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
EIGLER & SWEARINGEN
Successors to
HHAFFNBU, ZIEULF.H & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
EIoltr,r, 41ovcm,
ICIhboiin, NuiOHlers,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every arlty of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 38, North Fourth Street.
PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A J
Agents for Jjancaster Combs.
w.H-
KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BIIITTON & Co.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
i '
No. 605 MARKET 8TREET,
PHILADELPHIA. 7 1
gOWER, POTTS & C0 '
BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS.
IIMXIt ItOOKN
Always on hand, and made to Order.
Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets
PHILADELPHIA, PA
ALSO
Ml Publishers of Hamlers'New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's Hlstoryof
the Uultedatates.Feltou'sOutliue Maps.&o.
JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 628 Market Street.
Philadelphia, Tenn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 123 MARKET ST.,
Philadelphia.
QRAYBILL & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers! n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting, Twines, &c,
And a nne assortment of
WOOD and WILLOW WAIIE,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements,
M. BARTLEY,
ilf. G, VElPJUl tV; CO.,
MANI l A4 M HI H
AND WHOI.KHAI.E 1)EA1,KU8 IN
BOOTS & SHOES,
31 NORTH THIRD BTItF.ET,
riiii.Ani.i.rui A.
mf Rneplal attention Riven to orders.
June 3, lSTU.pd
WAINWRIOUT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner ot 2nd and Arch Street,
Philadelphia Penn'a,
f S. DOUGHERTY
D. J. UOAll & CO.,
WHOLES!,!
BOOT AND SUOE
WAKE HO USE,
lt MAIUtKT 8THEET,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
H
ALL, SHENK & CO.,
405 & 407 Market Street,
IM.IInl Ii.liln,
(OldBtandof llarcroft &Co.,
AVHOLESALi: DEALERS
IS
DKY OOCIS5.
"'.laiiiiary, 1S7U. tf
lied Sole Lea th er Depot
EDWARDS & CASTLE,
88 KOIIT1I FOURTH ST., I'HIL'A.
LEATHER AND FINDINGS,
IM Line o Hest Phlla. cuff and Kip, EMC.
Ilrund, 4 am
PROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE
TOE SPERMATTOEHCEA.
"SEMINAL PASTILLE"
A V altmlilc Dtaoovory
'itl Nwllrpirttirulti Mrtl
it'ftl 8rlpiicp, nn entln-ly
N'W in) popltivply Hl'pi-f-tv
Itcmi-fly lor tlin pfiriir
nntl pftiiiniirrit Cure of
ficmfiinl Etnlanlom St
lnipotetiny hy tlie only
trim wy, vim Direct
Arnillnnlinn tu tl. .!..
Hml Bf-at of tlio IHtrnic, nnlnn hy Abnorution. and cfr
tiiiff tn Aprrlfli! iiiIIu'-im-h uii Oiv Hnniinal VcaloHa EJao
iilntory Duf-tn, Prnntrnta Ulandaiul Urethra. 'I'ln-tiw
oltt io fl'-incily ta attnnilnl with no pnln or lmoiivinknr.
linraottiate ooIlilnK ami roituratlvn rflct upon the ict
tinl mid iii'rvuu orirnnlxHtioiM wrcrkftl from ipll-nl)ii.a
ami rii'PHM, Mopping tliu drnln Ironi the Bvtetn, rntor-l-iat'n'
mlnii to in-iiltk nml nound mrinory, rpnioviiiir
IS UlmnpswofHichf. Ncrvoua Debility, Conniatua
of I I Avfralen toSooiefy, Elo.Eta. ittnl tlipRppvar.
nnr.! ct praiimturo old iiro mitnlly nt'CfiinpniiyltiK till
tr.MiV n n. I ri'torlne perfect Soximl ViD;or, whrrelt hai
le.i i..-yiant ).rye:iri. Tliu innilf of treatment hat stood
tfi.ttftl-i very aevero cniip, nn.l It imw a pronoimrpil
ti -it.j. Drtijs nrf t-o tim.-li piei-rlted In tlu-fl trouble,
ami, ii' many fan Ix-nr wltncn to, wllli lint little tf any
In-mif t ivmil. 'I'lieiP If no Notifcttap nt to ut tlili Prcpara
i-m, lr enl olimTvaM'ni -iinlilp u to p'iitlvply fruaran
tre tint It will irlvoautiufaction. During the elicit
year tin t It liai (-pii hi jo''"'! i' Jmvu tiiotiiaiuli
ot tf't'otilill in to In VMliin, ami It ii Dow concecd.
d by llio Medical Pr-C'-! In lio thn inott rational
ttinnin vtt dlirovi-rt'il nt n-n' liVii(t nmt enrlng very prev
alenl troiilile. t:ml Ii well kniMUi Im tlin mine ot untold
tntaery t 1 an niitiy, ml tiputt wlioin quaoka prey with
theiriM"!" iiotruni4 ninl big fecmTJut Itemrdy li put up
In a it'"t ti tx, ptiouc;'! to litt n month, and ar tit in a plain
wrapper hf miil ttli-d for $0. Two Iwei. f aufTfcirnt to
rtfa. tit p'-'ifi'ineiiteure titileM lit m-Vitp cnneij f B Tlirea
boit 1 I.i-iMi.t lliri-t to'l mo itlin. will at'-p tiiitniftri, am
rutore vlror, In Ilia wnrt i"ip'. 0 7. Full DIBECTiONal
jr r win nn"nvipnr i.nua jmjx.
lor hi
(Ri
111 Hi
llll
r Bend fhr a l)rerlntwa Pamphlrt kItIhv Anafomfpn
II ItMtrJtiollfl. which will convince tlia 1.1... t a..i.ii,-l 1
!)
ia'
that t'iity enn Its rcilrr. ta p-rfeet mnnlinofi, and
llttr.l tor fli" diitlca nf lfi. .1 n. If nr-v-r II,
BmiI Healrd for ilimn U an nf. Sold ONLY hv tha'
HARRIS REMEDY CO. MF 0.CHEMIST8.
Market and Oih. Sit. RT. LOUIS, MO,
FOUTZ'S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
No flnltRH will fllfl nf f'nl.Tfl. IWrr'ii ttr l.tivd Vm.
yr.n. If rmitz'a Powilem Kre nfl In tlnm.
I'imtz'B I'owderH will cure iml prevent Hon CnoLEnji
Kouizt I'nwden will pravuut Uirn in Fowl, e
pcrlnlly Tiirkeyn.
KoiitzU Powilem will IneroaiR the nnnntlly of milk
anil cream twwty per cent, and uutke the butter Arm
anil Hweet
l"outz' Powrtern will enre or prevent elmoat mil
111 .ira RR tlint HnraeB anil Cattle aro lielr U).
l'i)tiT7.' Powuibi wiu. uivu BiTiriono.
Bald everywhere.
DAVID X. J-OUTZ, Proprietor.
IMPOHTANT NOTICK.-Tha subscriber
lute of the Arm of Itliomlm Hmltli, would
rfspectdilly inform the citizens of BLAIN
5! Aii-MVj'u.'r'An11"1' ,h? ,m" 0I'"d WAGON
MAKKlt HHOP, anil Is prepared to make new
waaoiis and repair old ones ut short notice, and
at from TKN to T WKNT Y percent, clieuuertlmn
the old firm.
-Oive me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
m . JACOB BMITli.
Blaln, August 8, 1867.
0
RGANS AND PIANOS.
THE subscribers notify the public that they
are agents for LOItING Si BLAKE'8
Celebrated Talace Organa,
Manufactured at Worcester, Mass.
Also, dealers In Organs of various makes VI
anos.of several well-known Manufacturers, 8 et
Music, &0..&C.
Persons wanting an Instrument of any make
are requested to call on or to address.
8. W. BIXLER&BRO..
Feb. 11. 1879.
Ceutre.ra.
W I
r- - - ----'
g K SMITH,
DKAl.KIt IN
- AND
rAKL01 L01l0iNS !
ISSTUUMKMS Ult.MSIIKII
AT
VI'.ltY LOW rillCKH, on JURY TEKMH,
Rn that will h within tlio n-acli of nil tu ai-t, a
Klmt tlhtMH liiMtnimmit mnl h:tv to nii I the limn.
fl-'TtrjliiHtriimt'iil (Jiinniiiti'Pdl'or fi Yearn.
1(1 V K U(l A ( A 1,1,.
fl. If. 1IICKH, I'htno mid Orpiin Tinier and
OiHTiitur, Ih enimiti'd wllh mu a in I oltms his ser
vices toourpiitriiiiH.
H. fl. RMITII,
V. O. Address, riliermitmliiln,
April 21), 1M70. 1 l'e'iy MMinly, fa.
PI I I-I-XJ OFF.
S. M. SHULKK,
Would cull the attention of his customer n1
friends tluit he will now oiler his entire stock of
Mackerol and Herring
at the follow Iiik Low l'rlrcs for Cash, or produce :
No. 2. Hhnin Mnclterel,
Fat Family "
I.nke Hen lug
Kastl'ort Hound Herring,
1 7S per U lltn.
1 M
S 7.1 " 4 "
1 Ml " il "
3 iii) " y, "
1 cn " H "
'i M) " U "
Whole Barrels 4 r.i
201fc Kits, Large I'at Mitnk'el, 1 ii
Ull Clollm & (iTTTviiidow Slunk'!)
AT LOW I'lllCKR!
A NEW TWO-HOUSE WAQ01T, with B02,
Patent Iron Axles, made by M. Shoemaker, will
UK ROM) OilKAP KOIl CASH.
Also,
. io,ooo ffi;t
OP
DRY WHITE PINE EOARDS
AT VKKY LOW PUICE.
Those wanting boards would save money bv
buying now ns he Intends to close out his stock of
Lumber. WKITK Foil PltlCKS. Also,
UAHUWAKK.
OHOOKHIHR,
Dltt'llH.
HOJ.R I.EATHKll,
C'AI,K HKINrl,
I.AH'IR.
FINOINO,
I'r.OS.
'i'OBACl'O.
riKtJAIlfl,
lVlWI.H V I,Itt OUS
And a great many article that my space will not
allow to Insert, all of wlrch will lie sold at the
I.OWKHT PHIOKH
For (lash or Produce. Come and see.
Your respectfully,
8. M. HIIt'LKIt,
Liverpool, Perry Co., Pa.
W i on 4
A full assortment of
BAH IHON,
HOUND IHON,
OVAL IKON.
HCHOLL IKON
STEEL AND IRON TIRE,
Norway Iron, Nail Rods,
PLAIN AND GALVANIZED
no or in on,
OF ALL WIDTHS.
tVC.f cT'C.a iVC.p
onhandandforRiileattlie LOWEST MARKET
PKICE by
F. MOltTIMEIt,
New lilovmfleld.
PROVERBS,
PltOVEBBH.
"Vtrr tfnklnsr tnU,
Htm, dlxcJneM, paliitta
tlcn and low Fjniits,
n4 itu Hop JDittors,"
"TUxtd of, prorore
ftfid utte Hop Bittern,
ftml jrm will be utruiig
health aud
tadlec( do yon
want to be ajtrotiff,
bmlthy tn1 Fteaiitlfult
lima use iloy ititlvra.
Th f frrofttent anpA.
tlwir, fftonuu-h, UlnM
and Jlvor I ulaWr
Hup bittera.'7
"ClmTnn, Law
yen, kAliUtrn, bunk
er and 1au(c n3Dd
Hop Hilton daily."
4tnnp Kitten has r
BtortHl Ui mhrto.ly and
bt-altli, xmrlvrX wrcka
from lituiiuptinuuua.''
"Hour Mtom&ch, tick
hfmdM'he and dtxzl-m-m
Hop Bitter curt
wlla a turn dutwa,"
"tun will brinuil for
rM that flop Itit
teri wlU not cur ur
hulp."
nnv Bittern IralMt
VP, HtrcinKtlwna aod
cures contlnaall
frbui the dm floie."
"KMnr Mil Urt.
ruiry oauiplftint of all
k 1 n fl h iH-miAni.ntlr
curixl by Bop Bitten,''
Hop CotroR Ctbb is
the Kweetetrt. mfnii
Ajid beet. Ak chlliUeo.
Tr flop Pit for
Btf.fiuu'b, LWer fuid
Kkltii.TA, ia oprlor
toftlfothfra. CurfM
by lf.r,Uon. AAk
lfrugiAfk
T 1.0 It en ebaohjto
and lrrwlAtlt.l cure
for drufjkfnnree, ue
of opium, WtrtMjGu Avd
lUircotAce.
All ehore eoM trr
druirfrlAU. HopllttUre
nAiiiiiAcfunfitr. uo
ttucueMer, N. Y.
Bond for
Clrcalsr.
M 4w
EMTATK SOTICK.-Notlce Is hereby rl.
en. that loiters of Admiuistrailon on the
Kstate ot Christian Hinder, laie of Hutulo twp..
Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been raiitrd
to tlie undersixurd, residing lu the same town,
ship.
All persons Indebted to ald estate are requested
to make payment, and thoie having claims will
present them duly authenticated To the under
signed for settlemeut without delav.
WILLIAM MING ER.
Administrator.
Lewis Pottph, Attorney,
April 1, ISTv. 6t
FIE
FUIO
FORTES
t-lT it n boy jiutn up two of liln fhiger
(lint mciitiH " (nine niul talio n iwliu."
If n man K'"1" UirmiKli tlie fmineiiiiunmi.
ver, Hint nieaim "ciiine mnl tuke a
drink."
8F A inotlicr, iititlcln licr little
dniiKlitcr wipe Iter inoulli with lirdre
hlceve, rtHkoil Iter what htr ImndUerclilef
wnn for. " It In to blmke nt the litillc In
the ntrt'et," wild the little one. "Tlint
Ih wlmt pnpn docs with IiIh."
KT An Oil City hoy, who hud rim
uwiiy fmin home, niu) itt lust returned,
wn nuked lfhln fiitlM-r klllotl the fit tied
cn If for the prodlKl.
"Notinutdil" lie replied. "Jle didn't
kill the fatted ciilf.liut ho wan tod to tdiiy
the prodlK'tl."
-T "Ho," mild loud, uddrewdiig the
Rute-kecper, who wus very lionrse, "you
haven't recovered your volee yet V"
" No, sir," ntinwered the nmn ; "I've
cuuirht a r!,eold,"
" Jlut why did you catch, a frmh one Y
Why didn't you hnve the eold one
cm-cdt" '
Cjr- A Ben-etiptitlti trndlng to the Afrl
cuu cdiirtt wuh 1 n vl ted to tiieet n coin ml ttee
of ii fmulety for the evangel izuUon of
Africa. Among the imtiteroun (jiiCMtloiiH
touching the liulitn mid religion of the
Afrl(!im racen, ho was aHked, "Do the
Muhjcutfi of the King of Dahomey keep
Rundayy" "Keep Bunduyy" he re
plied ; " yes, and every other thing they
win lay their hands on."
Another Lincoln Story.
While Judge Logan, of Bprlngfleld,
111., w'iih Lincoln'- pur titer, two farmers
who had a iiilsMuridcrHtaiidlng reject
ing a horwe trudo went to law. By mu
tual consent the partners In law became
antagonistic In this case. On the day
of the trial Mr. Logan having bought a
new shirt, open in the back, with a
huge Rtuudlug collar, dressed himself in
extreme haste and put on the shirt with
the bosom ut tlie back, and a linen coat
concealed the blunder. He dazzled the
Jury with his knowledge of " horse
points," and as the duy was sultry took
oir his coat aud summed up In his shirt
sleeves. Lincoln, sitting before him,
took in the situation, and, when his
turn came, remarked to the jury :
"Gentlemen, Mr. Logan hus been
trying for over an hour to make you
believe that he knows more about a
horse than these honest old farmers who
are witnesses ; he has quoted largely from
the " horse doctor," and now gentle
men, I submit to you (here he lifted
Logan out of his chair aud turned him
with his back to the Jury and the crowd,
at the same time flipping up the enor
mous standing collar,) what dependence
can you place In his horse knowledge
when he has not sense enough to put on
his shirt y"
The roars of laughter that greeted this
exhibition, and the verdict that Lincoln
got soon after, gave Logan a perma
nent prejudice against " bosom shirts."
The Dutch Vegetarian.
A man wandered down Calhoun street
last night and approaching Irey's gro
cery store, asked of the proprietor :
" You got some greens, don't It 't "
"Greens' Yes, sir."
" You got rooting bakers '("
" Kutubagas't Yes, sir; how many
will you have?"
" Got some little red plates, mit green
tops?"
Jted plates with green tops ' Well,
no, sir; I suppose you will And them at
the china store up town."
" Don't got no little red plates ' guess
It was better if you got some ; guess you
was a liar. Vich you call dose "i"'
" Those. Why those are radishes."
"Led dishes dot's vat I said. Bay
maybe I get some letters of you to-morrow.
You got it V"
" Letters' There are no letters here
for you; you must inquire at the post
ofJice."
" Ankwlre mit de host office for let
ters' Dok was a fine skeems. I vas
up town rod vent au fa bake shop and
vant somi bums, and de man said. 'Get
out, you olt bum, or I'll fire you troo de
door.'"
"You should have said buns.' He"
"Bums Dot'e votlsaid bums; and
den I comes and vant some red dishes,
und you dull me to go auf a china store ;
I vant some letters to eat und you say
go mit de bost office. I ogspect off I
vant some beats you tole me to go to de
station bouse. I tell you vot I do you
can go to de tyfel. Of you vas a nice
man, I vant some injuns and cowcum
pers, und blenty pings, but I guesi I go
to de drug store und buy a brick nnd
beddles rat pizen."