THE TIMES, NEW 1JL00MFIEL1). PA., MAY 0, 1879. 7 Professional Cards. T K..rtJNKIN. Attornev-at-Law, I. New Hloomlleld. Perrco..Pa. r OIHoe Next door to the residence ol Judge Junklu. ton A M.1MARKEL. Attorney-at-Law, , New lllooinlleld, Perry county, Pa. l-7 OfTlce opposite the Mansion Uouse,an three doors east of the Post-UOlce. T EW1S POJL'TKK, . ATTOltNKY AT UW, NEW BLOOMFIKLD, PERKY CO., PA. m-Claims tiromntlv secured collected Writings aud all legal business carefullyatteud edto. 42 yl CIIAKLF.8 H. BMILK Y, Attorney at Law. J New lsloomtleld. Perry (Jo. Pa eronitse two doors east of Joseph Smith's Hotel. August z, ioiz "tTTM. A.BPONSLEH. Attorney-at-Law. YV Ofllce adjoining his residence, on East Main street, New BluouiUeld, Perry oo., Pa. Sii ly TOHN 0. 8HATTO, Surgeon Dentist, New Uloomtleld. Perrveo.. Pa Alt kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry done In the best manner, and at reasonable prices. WVOfflce at his residence one door Eastofthe Robinson House, and opposite Wni. A.Bponsler'i uwomoe. inj 1T"M. N. SE1BFRT. Attorney-at-Law, Vy New Uloomtleld, Perry oo.. Pa. Bloomfleld, 8 331 v. LEWIS POTTER, notary public, New Bloom. held, Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared ami acKiiowieugeinents taken, ah kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certllled, will also take depositions to be ref.d In any court lu cue u nlteu states. 7 lu ly CHA8. J. T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomileld,Perryco.,Fa. A1 professional business promptlyandfalth (ullyattended to. 3 2 lv. W JUSTICE OK TH E PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NbwGehmantown, Perryco.,Pa. VHenilttanceswlllbe made promptly for all 1 11 1 1 .1,1 I .... ..... .1 lli -m w V c A Mitnntanv CHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomfleld, Perry co., Pa .OITlce on high street, North side, nearlyop positethe Presbyterian Church. 8 8 ly ML. LtGUETT. Attorn rt-at-L aw, JVewport, Perry ttounty. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl ties matter iioinmltted to hlsoare. a. Olllce, No. so North Second Street. Newport, April 2P 1878. 0. P. BOLLINGER, M. D , having located In Newport, offers his Profes sional services to all who may need them . Chronic diseases of every description cured. W. Office In Dr. Bhatto's building, 4th Street March 4, 1878. jQEORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIN, PJSUItV COUNTY, PA. Speolal attention given to the collection of slaiins, and any other business entrusted to him will receive prompt attention. Chargesnioderate. April, 19th, 1877. DEATH DEFEATED. FOR over 60 years SELLERS' LIVER PILLS have bsea the standard remedy for Liver Complaints, Costiveness, Sick Headache, Pain lu Shoulders or Back, Dizziness, . Coated Tongue, (Fever and Ague, and all diseases arising from a deranged state of the Liver or Stomach. Thomas Adams, of Big Sandy, Ky , says: " Sellers' Pills have saved hundred of dollars lu doctors' bills in this country." K. K. SEELEKS & CO., Prop'rs, Pittsburgh, Pa. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC, For the cure of all diseases arising from Impure 'Blood, and for invigorating and strengthening the vital organs. Are you weak, nervous, deblii 'tated, pale and emaciated? Have you lost your appetitet Have you nausea, pain In the back, &c. If so. Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcher will drive out the disease and bring back the BLOOM OK HEALTH. Pimples, Bolls, Erysipelas, Tetter, Salt Rheum &c, are but surrace Indications of Blood Diseasest and Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcher, bypuiifylng the system, soften the skin and beautifies the complexion. Hold by all druggists. SI per bottle. K. E. SELLERS ill CO., Proprie ors, Pittsburgh, Pa. G 48 W IRON 4g A full assortment of BAB IKON, ROUND IRON, OVAL IRON, SCROLL IKON STEEL AND IRON TIRE, Norway Iron, Nail Rods, PLAIN AND GALVANIZED II O OP IRON, OF ALL WIDTHS. c, c., cCc., on hand and (or sale at the LOWEST MARKET PRICE by F. MORTIMER, New IHoomleld. OPIUM mnA MftltPIVINFtiaMtiTiio iuiely lud ee&l)r curanl. Pat las. publiei.7. Stai otanip for full pftrttaolars. lr. Carlton, ' JS t. Clark fcu, Ckic(o, 11L WAR! WAR! C5RIL1T KXCITEMEXT IX LIVERPOOL. EVERY PERSON THINKS ITS AWFUL. A PROCLAMATION : . Go to Cheap Sam's Store And you e t pounds Brown Sugar for 25 cents. Roasted Coffee down to 12 cents per notitid. and other goods down CHEAPER THAN WAS EVER KNOWN. Thanking you for past favors. T would respect fully ask you patronage In the future. Very Respectfully, S. M. SIIULER, Liverpool, Perry County, Penna, JOB PRINTING of every description neatly and prom otlr executed at Reasonable Rates at the Bloomneld Times Steam Job Olllce. MLMkI riMH MW(k ftni l fKMaUUkM.., Ti. a an fvoaa riaji"', asxl awa ,aa,it iaul b tt hm. Itwa I. a aha) w.irwrk. U I'.. ,t u2.,.jf..:.u. L L HU II Philadelphia Adrertisenients JUCAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS !, NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE OIL, IMIIVT, READY FOR USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PAIST BENT BY MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND Ol L, VIZ: N1CELV BKUHHK1) OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT. TRY IT, And Tort M ill Prove It to be the Dost Liquid Palut In the Market. JOHN Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c. 2EIGLER&SWEARINGEN' Successors to BHAFFNER.ZIEQLERftCO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, loves, IllbboiiN, NuNpendem, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A. Agents for Lancaster Combs. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 506 MARKET 8TREET, PHILADELPHIA. T I gowER, pons & CO., BOOZSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO Publishers of Banders' NewKnadera mm Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Kohnrfa HUtrri the Uoltedatates.Fultou'sOutllne Maps, So. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 183 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL& CO.," " Wholesale Dealersl n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WAIUS, No. 429 Market street, above 4th. PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. WAINWIIIOHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Aroh Street, Philadelphia Fenn'a, J. S. DOUGHERTY D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLBSALI BOOT AND SHOE WA11K1I0USE, BIS MAltKKT BTREXT) Philadelphia, Penn'a. jjallTshenk & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, IMillurielpIila, (Old Stand of Barcroft &Co.,) H'HOIiKSALE DEALERS IN IiY GOODS. January, 1879. u lied SoleLcather Depot EDWARDS & CASTLE, 38 NORTH FOURTH ST., PIIIIA. LEATHER AND FINDINGS, Full Line of Best Phila. (Mlf ami Kip, E.H C. Brand, 4 3m PROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE POS SPEETJATTQEHCEA. "SEMINAL PASTILLE" A Vtlunhk DlBcornrr ml Nw Departure In Aled i-al tk-iptKT, n rntinlr Nw ndpotltivHyefletf ive llvnirdjturthefpt-cUj nil ierninnriit Cur ot Berafnal Xmluion A Impoteney bv the onlr true way, t(: Direct tinp It. iprclllc itilluriir. on Hi. Seminal Vc.lolei Ejaa. ulntorr Duct., lTo.trnta Ulsnd .nil Vrethra. ThcuM ullh nrmrdy li .il.nili il villi uu pain or liiraiimilnin. It 1. qmrMy diiiolvi-il mill toon .liiorhnl, producing an immodlat. .outhlnR and ra.torativ effect upon the iez UMl und nerrutit oriraiiiKatioiii wrecked Irom aell-.nu.. ji.,1 enee, .loppltm Hie drain trom the ivMem, rertor. I'Ullii; mind to lic.ltli ami aound memory, remo.lna the Blninos. of Bight. Nervou. Debility, ConfUaion or ldc jo, Avor.ion to 8 ooiety, Eio.Xto. and the .pprar. jnc ul promaturoold age uaiiiUr cconipanTluit Mil. tr,Hili..-, and re.torlnR peiTeet Beiual Vigor, wherelt ha. been dormant ior.vcar.. '1 lu iniiile of trc.ini.nl hai .toed thUr.l In very aevrre Bin, and la now a pronounced aucceaa. PrURl are too liinrh pretrrioed in thea. Iroublea. anil, u many can bear will..-,, o, Willi hut llltle II any jicriiin-icnt ruoil. i'licro la no Nnnacnae ahout tills I'renara tiim, I'rr'ic.l ahaervalinn cnnhlciia to pn.ltlvely guaran. tee that It will rlroaalloihctlon During the eight year. Unit It liaa been in general n.c, we h.e llioua.uda ol e-.ilM. .i.lnl. na to ila value, and It la llow conceed ed by tlie Medl.-.l l'mfcaion lo be Ihe mn.t nllonal mom,, v.t diacovcrcil ol reach tug nml curing Hi I. rery prey. alcnltrmiWu. that li well kiiou n to he Hie c.uaeol untold misery 1 1 o many, nml upon ,, quaok. prey with thcirii.cli'.s iio.trtiiiianntl Ar feee.The ltciuedyla put iid hi a neat b u, enough to In.t a nionlh. and aent in a n wrapper hy mall .. aled l,,r $a.-Two boi.a, (aufnclent to elte, trt pen laiicnlcilr unlcaa in MTere eaaeal IS Thrr. boxea la.ling Ihreo (nil lii.mlli.. w 111 p ,.ml..l.,na. .nrl rea'orc vizor, In theworatrcari. 87 Full MaEOTIOMS rorii.'"wina onpnuy EACH 1IOX. (Scnd tl.r a Deacrlptlre Pamphlet siring AnatomlcalV lllilalriitions, which will ."iivlnce Ih. moil acepllcal ,'."' i'.''.!ln,,,?,rc"i'!''.d P",'c, tn.nhoocf; an 1 tilted tor the dutira or III!., same a H nerer affeted. f Sent Se.lrd for alainp to any on.. 8d ONLT by the " HAREMS REMEDY CO. MF'Q. CHEMISTS. MlrlM.ndOlri.SU. 8T. LOUIS, MO. FOUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS no unit. will tlie of Colio, Botts or LOSS F teb, ir Fnuti'i Powrlor. are twed In time. rniui'g Powder, will cure and prevent Hoo Ciiolika ' J,owder wl" prevent (Iiph ik Fowl, anv poolally Turkey.. Foutz". Powder, will Increase the quantity of milk and cream twenty per cenU, and make (lie butler firm and sweet. Fontj'e Powrlor. will enre or prevent almoet ktbrt DrssAftJt that Horae. and Cattle are heir lo. fOOTx-aj I'OWDUI WlLt elva BAT1.F ACTION. Bold everywhere. DAVID K. roUTB, Proprietor, SALTIMOHK, HI, IMPOltTANT NOTICK The subscriber late of the It nil of Klioades rJmith, would rtMiiectfully iiifurm the eitlzens of BLAIN and vlolnily, tlutt he has opened a WAOON MAKKK HHOP, and Is prepared to make new waKonsnml lepalrold ones ut ahort notice, and at tiomTKN to 1 WENT V percent. cheaperlhan the old linn. WUlve me a call. Satisfaction Kuaranteed. , , . JACOB BMITH. Blaln, August, 1867. 0 RGANS AND PIANOS. THE subscribers notify the public that they are agents for LOltlNO & BLAKE'S Celebrated Palace Organs, Manufactured at Worcester, Mass. Also, dealers In Organs of various makes, Pi anos, of several well known Manufacturers, Sheet Music, &o.,&c. Persons wanting an Instrument of any make are requested to call on orto address, , 8. W. BIXLEBSBRO.. Feb. 11. 1879. (Centre, Pa. T7ISTAT K X OTICKNotlce Is hereby plven ,tlmt, ,flttc testamentary on the estate of Natlmn Rambo. late of Carroll twp.. Perrv Co., Pa.. dHR'd..have Vieen eiaiiteiltoMieiinderslgned, relillng In Carroll and Outre townships. AH persons Indebted tosnld estate are request ed to make Immediate payment and those having claims to present them duly authenticated for ittlementto H. W. KAMHO, JOHN ItAMUO, A. U. COM P. Maroh25, 1879. Executors. 4,20 MAI)K IN A SINGLK PAY. Jan. f Oth by Rn "Snt. Send 1 cent stamp for particu lars, Bev. a T. BUCK. Milton, Pa. lfwlin Urn. f aV af"t J!,ajrf!IJ--fUn TO THE HEADERS -OF- "THE TIMES!" Our Spring Has licgan. Again We Greet You AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS! With as well Selected and Large a Stock as has ever been brought TO TERRY COUNTY, being partly of Our Own Manufacture AND THEREFORE AT STILL L0WEJ1 PRICES THAN HERETOFORE. We have just Manufactured FOIt BIPKIJSTG WEAR Men's Suits as low as (3 50 Boys' 2 75 Children's Suits as low as 2 25 Suits made to order and lit guaranteed. Pants, Vests and Coats, separate, as low In proportion. We make a specialty In White and Colored Shirts, overalls, Trunks, Valises, and Cents' Furnishing Goods. We have, as heretofore, a Full and Complete Stock of Ladles' Furnishing Goods. Shawls as low as 05 cents. Skirts 25 " Tie " 10 " White Hoae as low as fl ' Colored 8 " Hilk Handkerchiefs as low as 15 ' White " ' 4 " The best assortment of Kid and Lisle Cloves. Embroideries. Corsets.. Silk Handkerchiefs, and Ties to be found In the county. The Three Reasons why we can' tbe Undersold : FIRST. We commenced with the lirst nfthejear to Manufacture our own Uoods. SECOND, Having removed to a much more convenient room, at much less rent there.are under less Expense. THIRD, As we do a strictly cash business, we do not have to make up losses by overcharges on cash Customers. New Room, EBY'S NEW BUILDING, NEWPORT, PA. TUB UU EAT CAUSE OF HUMAN 5IISEBY Just Published, in a Sealed Envelope. Prlce,6 cts. A Lecture on the Nature. Treatment and Rad ical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Spermator rhea, Induced by Self-Abuse, Involuntary Emis sions, impoteney, .nervous imumiy, unu impedi ments to Marriage generally; Consumption, Ep ilepsy, and Kits; Mental and Physical Incapacity, &o.-By ROBERT J. CULVERWELL, M.l.. au thor of the "Green Book,"&o. The world-renowned author. In this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience that that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be effectually removed without mediclue.and without dangerous surgical operations, bougies, Instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what bis condi tion may be. may cure himself cheaply, privately and radically. .This Lecture will prove a boon to thou sands and thousands. Sent, under seal. In a plain envelope, to any ad dress, on receipt ot six cents, or two postage Btamps. Address the Publishers, ally THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO., 41 Ann at.. New York ; Foat Office Box,4580 3 HOPBITTEBS. (A Medicine, not a Drink,) OOHTAINi HOl'8, niJCIUJ, MANDRAKE DANDELION. Akt Tfrs Vmam ajtd Burr Medical. Qualities arl all orim Drnuta. tiijuy ounn All PLrauc. of tbe Stomach, Dowela, Blood, Liver, j ldr.rra, and Urinary Orcrraa, Ncrvousnoaa, fileep- lrstfiieu r.nd espoclauy romauo uomriuunta. C10OO IN (iOLD. Will bo pjid for a cone liwy wui not euro or neip, or for anyt!iins tmparo or Injurloun found la them. A::!c roar drugfflfit fur flop Dlttcrt and try them F,lbef ore yuu ulocp. Take no other. nor Coucu Cz2 i the .wettest, ucrt and beet. Ack ChUCren. Tho no? for Stomach, Llrcrand lUdncy In Mt-1 nur to aU otbera. Ctirc. by abaontlon. Aak Uramrla. I . IXLC-laaJiabbaolutoandtrrQUiltilocarefordrunk-i eniwaa, tue of opiuui, tobaoco aad narooticet sa Bend for circular. IHi'MI :AboUtyJm.rt.U.Il.1IilllT.M(-.Co.Koil,N.) I.Y. " - 1 n-naaTO ' . 194W TTWTATK NOTICE. Notice lsherebyglv Xli en, tliut letters of Administration ou the Ksiate of Christian Singer, late of Buffalo twp.. Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to tha uudersigued, residing in the same town ship. All persons indebted to "aid estate are requested to make payment, and those having claims will present them duly authenticated to tlie under aigued for settlement without delay. WILLIAM SINGER. Administrator. Lewis Potter, Attorney, April 1, 187ii. Ct ISIDOR SCHWARTZ (ir"Cau a clergy ma a marry him self V" asks an exchange. We suppose heean, but we are afraid he would not be a happy couple, and would be a fool to do bo when there are plenty of girls that could be had for the asking. A man went home the other eve ning and found his house locked up. Getting In at the window with consid erable difficulty, he found on the table a note from his wife: "I have gone out : you will And the door key on one Bide of the door-etep." lT "Do you really believe, Mr. Pod kins, that anybody could make a head from butter ?" asked the landlady. "Well, yes, ma'am I should think they might," said Podklns, as he pushed back his individual butterplate; "some body has got as far as the hair with this. (3 Scene in a horse car, A roughly dressed man, and a newly-made husband and his bride, the occupants. Car goes off the track and rough man says damn. Up jumps hubby saying, "How dare you say damn before my wife?" "How did I know your wife wanted to say damn lirst V" was the reply. ag""Do you mean to say, positively, madam,' said a lawyer to a witness, "that the person referred to never left his native village after the day of his marriage V "I do." "How do you know he never did ?" "Because I saw him buried in the village graveyard the same afternoon." U" Tailor (to customer.) "I don't un derstand your style of doing things. Your salary is big enough to enable you to pay your bills." Customer. "Well, who said it wasn't 1"' Tailor. "Yon don't keep your word." Customer. "Certainly I do. I told you I'd pay you out of my savings." Tailor. "Well?" Customer. "Well, I haven't saved any thing." One day Billy, that's my brother, heand Sammy Doppy was playin' by a mud hole, and billy he said : "Now, Sammy, les play we was a barnyard; you be the pig and lie down and woller, and I'll be a bull and beller like every thing." So they got down on their hands and knees, and Sammy he went in the mud and wollered, while Billy bellered like distant thunder. Bimeby Sammy he cum out muddy you never see such a muddy little feller and he said : "Now you be the pig an' let me beller." But Billy he said : "I aint a very good pig 'fore dinner, and it'll be time 'null' for you to beller when yer mother sees yer close." 63" A drummer visiting one of the first-class hotels, at the breakfast table gave an elaborate order to the waiter, and included in it "two soft boiled eggs." Kambo went off to tbe kitchen but Boon retnrned and asked : "Massa, did you want them eggs scrambled ?" "No" said the drummer, "I want them soft boiled." "All right, sir," and off he trotted again. In a few minutes he loomed In again, and remarked In a most persuasive tone: "Massa, you better have dein eggs scrambled," "What do you mean ? " roared Harry. "Well," said Sambo, "Massa Boss, I'll tell you ; dem eggs ain't very fresh and dey'll look better scrambled." A Joke on Curran. Curran once met his match in a pert, jolly, keen-eyed son of the sod, who acted as hostler at a large stable, and who was up as a witness in a case of dispute in the matter of a horse trade. Curran much desired to break down tbe credibility of this witness, and thought to do it by making the man contradict himself by tangling him up in a net work of adroitly framed questions but all to no avail. The hostler was a com panion to Sam Weller. His good common sense, and his equanimity and good nature were not to be overturned. Byand by Curran, in towering wrath, belched forth, as not another counsel would have dared to io In the presence of the Court. "Sirrah, you are incorrigible! The truth is not to got from you, for it is not in you. I see the villain in your face ! " "I'fulth, yer honor," said the witness, with the utmost simplicity of truth and honesty, " my face must be moity dune and shinln' iudade, if it can reflect like that!" For once In his life ihe great barrister was floored by a simple witness. He could not recover from that repartee, and the cane went against him.