2 THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM El ELI), 14 .. APRIL 15. 1879. HOW I WAS TRAPPED. H T'M BOItKY I can't go up to Lou- JL don with you," wild Mr. llrldge wortli, who hud Just crossed the Chan nel with me, na we stood chatting at the Dover railway station, whither he had come to see me off. Our brief acquaintance, struck up the night before on the Caluls packet, had been rendered so agreeable by Mr. Brldgeworth's aftUblllty, that I wan more that half prepared, If not to dis pute the dogma that grufTness Is the pre dominating feature of English manners, at least to admit that It Is a rule not without exception. " It would afford me pleasure," he added, " to act the pnrt or 1 guide, phi losopher and friend,' on your first visit lo the great metropolis; but since that cannot be business before pleasure, you know I've written a letter toachumof mine in town, which you will do well to present as soon as possible, and who will see you suitably bestowed." I thanked my new friend for his kind ness, put his letter In my pocket, and bidding him many warm adieux, hur ried, at the call of the guard, to take my place aboard the train. I was followed up the step by a thick set and rather coarse-featured man, who, besides myself, was the Bole occupant of I lie compartment. ThedoorAvas lock ed, the bell rang, and the train set in motion. The stout gentleman busied himself, for a time, with his newspaper, and then threw It down with a grunt. The next half hour he looked out of the window, his face betokening anything but pleasure at the prospect, the charms of which were not heightened by the effect of a dull autumn drizzle. Turning about, with another grunt, liis deep-set, groy eyed glanced me over keenly. " Do you know the the gentleman you were talking with just before the train started V" he asked, in a quick, fharp voice. " I do." I answered mentally ad ding, "I nquisitiveness, I see, isn't ex clusively a Yankee trait." " Seems to me I've seen him before what might lils name beV" was the next question, "Brldgeworth." " And your own ?" "Hanley." I was more amused than annoyed at this cross-examination. " How long have you known Mr Brldgeworth S"' continued my lnquisl tor. " Since we got on the Calais boat to gether laBt evening," I replied. " Humph 1" I thought It was now my turn. " Do you reside in London V" "Yes." " May I inquire your name V" " MacQrumlie." "Scotch extraction, I presume V" "Can't say never saw the family tree." 41 Nor need you wish to, if It's known by its fruits," was the retort I had on the tip of my tongue, but I left it there, " By the way," I said, after a pause. " Mr. Brldgeworth was kind enough to give me a letter of Introduclon to a friend of his ; perhaps, on our arrival, you can direct me to the place mention edin the address." " What is it V" I showed him the superscription. With another of his "humphs!" he handed the letter back. Do you want to go there at onceV" " I might as well," said I ; "I have no acquaintances in London, and Mr, Brldgeworth has assured roe of his friend's kindly offices." " I'll show you the way," Mr. Mac Grumlte was kind enough to say. " It's on my road borne. You can leave you r luggage at the station, and we'll take a cab together." Thlo agreed to, the conversation flag ged, in spite of all efforts on my part to , revive it. I couldn't help contrasting the hours so lately enlivened by Bridge worth's wit and gayety,with those whose tedium nad notning to relieve it save MacQrumlie's ever-recuring solilloqules of " humphs !" and grunts. It was dark when he reached the city. My companion hailed a cab, gave the driver the direction, and jumping in my side, we were soon ratttnng down a shabby, ill-lighted street. . " Here you are!" said MacQrumlie, as we checked in front of a sombre- looking building. Few words were spent in leave-taking, I got out, paid my share of the fare, aud having, with difficulty distinguished the number on the door, I rang the bell, while the cab turned the next corner, Several minutes elapsed, aqd I was on the point of giving the knqb another null, when I heard steps inside. The door opened, and a not very preposses, sing male servant growled : " What do you want 1" " I have a letter for Mr. Fitz Quagg, I said ; "is he hi T' "Gimme It, an' I'll see," said the lackey, snatching rather than receiving the letter from my hand. Without inviting me to enter, he slammed the door in my fuce, and I heard his heavy tramp retreating. After another delay, and a sound of lighter footsteps, the door was again opened, and a youngish-looking man, In a garb, as revealed by the Imperfect light, which appeared more flashy than genteel, stood before me. " Sorry to 've kept you waiting, Mr. Hanley," he said, seizing my hand cor dially. " Have read Brldg's letter capital fellow, Brldg. Any friend of his always welcome. Just going to dine with a few friends. Must Join us. Good way to Introduce you. Come, Dick," turning to his surly servant "run ahead aud tell them to put another mime in the pot." Cutting Bhort my acknowledgements, Mr. Fltz Quagg took piy ar m, aud we sauntered leisurely along. As we turn ed a corner to go down a street less 'in viting, if anything, than the one we had left, I caught a glimpse, I fancied, of a form, on the opposite side of the street, much resembling the burly figure of MacUrumlle. We stopped at length before a door at which my companion knocked peculiar ly. We were at once admitted, and Mr. Fitz Quagg led the way to a room light by a dim lamp, where, half invisible in an atmosphere of smoke, sat three of his familiar spirits, each with a pipe in his mouth. " I say, Dick," said Filz Quagg the ceremony of introduction over" fill us up the glasses while we're waiting for the solids." Soon each man had a tumbler of punch before. him. " Here's to our better acquaintance no heeltaps, mind I" called out the hil Iarious Fitz Quagg, rising and draining hlsjoram in honor of the sentiment. Out of sheer politeness I swallowed the abomlnablo stuff, though the taste half sickened me. In a few seconds my head began to whirl Fitz Quagg and his friends seemed to be spinning round the room. The clouds of smoke thickened, My temples throbbed. A dull heavl ness settled on my brain, aud at last, came the unconsciousness. How long It was before my faculties returned I know not ; but when they did, my companions hud disappeared I felt for my watch to note the time. It was gone, aud my pocketbook and money with it. The truth flushed upon me. "Drugged and robbed!" 1 exclaim ed. " l ou've hit It exactly," auswered a voice which I had heard before; and turning about, my eyes fell on the iui pressive face of the gruff MacQrumlie. JNever mind," he continued, " your property and the robbers are both safe at the station. liouse. The fellow you parted with this morning is a noted thief, whose face having grown too familiar in London, he has been plying his trade on the continent of late. As certaining, probably, that you had a large Bum of money about you, he came across the channel in -your company, but finding no safe chance to pick your pocket by the way, aud not daring to follow you further, he commended you to the kind offices of his city friends, trusting to their honor to remit him his share of the spoil." ' As an old detective, 1 had little dlffl culty In fathoming bis scheme, as soon as I learned he had given you a letter. So I kept a close watch on your move ments from the moment you left the cab, which I dismissed immediately after. Then waiting till things had gone far enough to insure tne rogues a good term of penal servitude, I sum moned assistance and pounced upon them before they could make off with their plunder. APPLICATIONS OF CELLULOID. "'HOUGH scarcely ten years have passed since the Hyatt brothers suspected that this compound might be used profitably in the arts, and only five years since they began to manufacture it successfully, it has become the basis of several thriving industries, and novel applications of it are being made almost daily. As now made celluloid Is a composi tion of fine tissue paper and gum cam phor, treated with chemicals by a pat- ened process. When crude it looks like a transparent gum, and its color Is a light yellow brown. It can be made as hard as lvo'ry, but is always elastic, and can be readily moulded in every con ceivaoie iorm. v ltu equal ease It can be colored in any tint desired, the dye running through the entire substance, and belug, therefore, ineffaceable. A writer for the Evening J'ont has taken pains to collect a large amount of Information concerning the manufac ture and uhb of this material ; and wide as the range of Us application has be came, the business of preparing the crude material and shaping it into novel and useful forms Is thought to be only in Its Infancy. According to the J'oxt writer, all the celluloid used is made by a single com pany, having factories at Newark, Is". J., who sell the crude material to the parties undertaking the production of finished goods. No one can buy It un less the producing company decides to give him a license, which is granted on ly for the purpose of making some new article that will not interfere, with the trade of the companies already licensed. A number of large corporations are now engaged in the various branches of manufacture for which celluloid can be employed. Most of these have their factories in Newark, but there Is one large establishment in Centre street, New York. The cost of the crude articles to the buyers is regulated by the producing company according to the use to be made of it and the competlon met with n other materials. For Instance, $4 or $5 per pound are charged for celluloid which is to le made Into jewelry, while only $2 are charged if it is designed for umbrella bundles, though there is no difference lit the quality of the sub stance. As a close Imitation of Ivory ,cellulold has made great Inroads in the business of the ivory manufactures. Its makers assert that In durability it is much su perior to Ivory, as it sustains hard knocks without injury, and Is not dis colored by age or use. Great quantities of it are used for piano and organ keys, to the manufacture of which one com pany is devoted. Billiard balls are made of celluloid at half the price of ivory, and are said to be equally elastic, while more du ruble. Large amounts are used for combs, for the backs of bushes and hand mirrors, and toilet articles : a fine tooth comb made of celluloid is twenty-five per cent, cheaper than ivory, while ill large pieces, such as the backs of hand glasses, the difference lu price is enor mous. Amone many other articles in which celluloid takes the place of ivory or fndia-rubher are whip, cane, and umbrella handles, every kind of harness trimmings, foot rules, chessmen, and the handles of knives and forks. Its use in cutlery 1b said to be especially de sirable, as it is not cracked or discolored by hot water. India-rubber, as a general rule, holds Its ground against celluloid, as the latter cannot be sold so cheaply. The cellu loid Is said to be much more durable, however, and it is superior for pencil cases, jewelry, etc., where gold mount ings are used, as it does not tarnish the metal, whereas the sulphur in India rubber tarnishes gold which is less than eighteen carats fine. The freedom of celluloid from sulphur, and the natural flesh color which can be Imparted to it, have caused it to be extensively substi tuted for India-rubber in the manufac ture of dental blanks, or the gums und other attachments of artificial teeth. Celluloid can be mottled so as to imi tate the finest tortoise shell, and its elasticity renders it much less liable to breakage. In this form it is used, like the Imitation ivory, for combs, cigar cases, match boxes, pocket book, nap kin rings, Jewelry, and all sorts of fancy articles. The substance is employed for similar purposes as a good imitation of malachite and also of amber. It is made Into mouth pieces for pipes, cigar hold ers, and, musical instruments, and Is used as the material of flutes, flageolets, and drumsticks. For drumheads it is said to be superior to parchment, as it is not affected by moisture in the atmos phere. As a substitute for porcelain, celluloid is used for the heads of dolls, which can be hammered against a hard floor with out danger of fracture. Beautiful jew elry is made of It in Imitation of the most elaborately carved coral, repro ducing all the shades of the genuine article. One of the large manufacturing com panies is employed exclusively lu the making of optical goods, using celluloid in place of tortoise shell, jet, etc., for the frames of spectacles, eye glasses,and opera glasses. The material is exten sively used for the shoe tips, protecting the toe as well as metal tips, and having the appearance of patent leather. By shoemakers it is also used for insoles. Large quantities of thimbles are made of it, and It is said to be the best ma terial known for emery wheels and knife sharpeners. As a ground for paintings, celluloid has all the advan tages of ivory, and photographs can be taken on It which are alleged to be su perior lo ivorytypes. Within the last year and a half an, other branch of celluloid manufacture has been developed which promises to reach enormous proportions. This is the use of celluloid as a substitude for linen or paper in the making of shirt cuffs, collars, etc. It has the appearance of well starch, ed linen, is sufficiently light and flexl ble, does not wrinkle, is not affected by perspiration, and. can be worn for months without Injury. It becomes soiled much less readily than linen, and when dirty is quickly cleaned by the application of a little snap and water with a sponge or rag. For travelers and for wear In hot weather this celluloid linen is especially convenient. It has lately been improv ed by the Introduction of real linen be tween two thicknesses of celluloid. Shirt fronts have been made of It, as well as cups and collars, and it Is be lleved that these will prove equally desirable. Sham Men and Men who Wear Corsets. THE male corset-wearers are those who take their coats to the up town tailor, whose advertisement may be found almost any morning in the Ledger. Tills ingenious fellow has an arrangement which he puts Into coats by which one's shoulders are made to look as broad as a prize-fighter's. With one of his Inventions, and a perfectly constructed corset, the figure of man becomes irresistible. It is a secret, that the ladies know as well as ourselves, that the shoulders of all our coats are more or less padded, that frequently our vests are ditto, so that with the excep tion of the hair on our heads, which is usually our own, there Is about the full dressed man almost as much sham as surrounds the full-dressed woman. But our male-corset-wearers will talk. They hide their corsets, figuratively as well as actually, and would deny the whole thing if they were asked about It. A daily newspaper reporter Is the authori ty for saying that the tailor who makes heavy shoulders nut of slim ones keeps quiet on the subject. Many attempts have been made, but all in vain, to in terview him. One must turn to Eng land to discover how a man feels when tightly laced. Here Is a gentleman who wears ladles' shoes because he thinks them more comfortable, and goes for his corsets to a store where there are lady attendants, as "I find them much more obliging than male assistants usually are." He is a connoisseur in corsets for gentlemen. Listen to him I strongly advise to have the corset made to open up the back only as I find it is much more comfortable to wear and lighter than when made to open in front in the now common mode. I can truly affirm, from my own experience, that moderately tight-lacing (say three to four Inches less waist measure than the natural size) Is not only not prejudicial but, on the contrary, is very beneficial to the health. My occupation is mostly of a seden tary nature, and I used to suffer much from pains in my side and back and from indigestion ; but about a year and a half ago my sister persuaded me to try and wear a corset and she altered one of her own to suit me. I found it rather irk some for the first few days, but that feel ing soon passed, and on my next visit to London I had a corset properly made to my own measurement. Since then I have had another one made, smaller in the waist and wider at the chest, which I am now wearing. The pains have quite left me and my health is generally much better than It used to be. Besides this, the feeling of being tolerably well laced is very comfortable. From my own observation and Inquiries I find the practice of corset-wearing by young gentlemen is becoming much more usual, but we don't make any display of the fact." in Jbranoe and Germany very many more gentlemen affect corsets than in England. Here at home it is impossi ble the custom will ever become what our English friend calls " usual." We haven't the time for the Intricacies of the corset. Even the suspender Is get ting beyond the control of the American man, and a fellow sufferer wrote not long ago to a newspaper In New York, asking it to request of suspender makers to have pity on poor male humanity and cease adding novel machinery to this necessary part of our attire. No; a people who are frightened at so simple a thing as a pairof suspenders will never undertake the management of corsets, hedged about, as they are rumored to be, with whalebones innumerable, strings by the yard and holes by the dozens. It has not been the purpose in this paper to do more than mention as has been done about the whipping and the spurs. 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