THE TIMES, NEW 11L00MFIELD. PA., MARCH II, 1879.
Professional Cards.
JE. JUNK.1N, Attorney-at Law,
. New Hloomllold, rerryeo.,Pa.
OIHoe Next door to the resldeuce of Judne
Juukln. 46t'
A M.1MAHKKL, Attorney st-I.aw,
, New BloomHeld, Perry oounty, Pa.
If Ofllce opposite the Mansion House, nnd
hree doors oast of the Pot-OtUcs.
T EW1S rOTXKll,
AITOHNKVAl'liAW,'
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA.
-Clalms promptly secured collected
Writings and all legal business carefully attend.
dto. 61 r'
eTABLES U. RMIti'v, Attorney at Law.
New UUiomltnld, Perry Co. Pa.
a-Olllue two doors east of Joseph Bin Ill's
Ciotel. August li, 18.2.
T17"M. A.8PONHLEK, Attorney-at-Law.
V Olllne adjoining his residence, on Kast
Main street, New BloomHeld, Perry co.,ra. 3ly
JOHN G.8HATTO, Burgeon Pentlst,
New BloomHeld, Perryco., Pa.
All kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry
done In the best niauuer, aud at reasonable
'iv-Offlce at his residence one door Eastofthe
otliison House, and opposite Win. A.Bponsler'i
Law ollloe. J S2'r
HTM. N. BE1BERT, Attorney-at-Law,
VV New BloomHeld, Perryco., Pa.
BloomHeld, 3 331V.
-f- EWI8 POTTER, hotart PUBMC, New Bloom.
J Held, Perry Co., Pa. .
Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn aud
certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d In
anveourt In the United States. 7101y
OHA8. J. T, MoINTIHE, Attorney-at-Law ,
. New BloomHeld, Perry co., Pa.
- All professional business promptly audi alth
fully attended to. 3 2 lv.
WM. A. MOItKISON,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL
COLLECTOR, NbwOekmantown, Perryco ., Pa.
- Remittances will be made promptly tor all
Collections made. 744
OHA8. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New BloomHeld. Perry CO., Pa
rt-Omce on high street. North side, nearly op
fiosite the Presbyterian Church. 3 21y
ML. LIG3ETT. Attohnby-AT-Law.
. A'ewpoi-t, Perm tbunty. Po.
Having permmentlv located at Newport, will
give prompt and careful attention to all busi
ness matters committed to his care.
otllee, No. l North Second Street.
Newpurt, April 2? 1878.
JHARD L. MAGEE7
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE,
Ottlce at his residence. In CENTRE TOWN
SHIP, Perry County, Penn'a., one mile South of
New BloomHeld. 10 3
0
P. BOLLINGER, M. D
tiavlng located In Newport, offers Ms Profes
sional services to all who may need them .
Chronic diseases of every description cured.
A. ORlce In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street
March 4, 1878.
G
EORGE H. MARTIN
GENERAL AGENT.
BLAIh, PE11RY COUNTY, PA.
Special attention given to the collection of
claims, and any other business entrusted to him
will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate.
April, 19th, 1877.
JEATHER &C.
THE subscriber has now on hand at
lOW PRICES.
Good Sole Leather,
Kip of Superior Quality,
Countr y Calf Skins,
French Calf,
LININGS, ROANS, &c.
F. Mortimer,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA.
American and Foreign Patents.
GtLMORR & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN,
KIMMER t CO., Solicitors. Patents pro
cured inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOK.
No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees
(or making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be-
(ore the Patent omce. Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Sultsln different States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. Send Stamp to Ullmore & Co., for pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & BCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
S. General Land Olllce and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MIN1NO and
PRK EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any 160 acre
Kiecas for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
e located In the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subjeot to private entry, at
f 1.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Ullmore & Co.,
(or pamphlet of Instruction.
ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and BAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are in many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMORK & CO., and a full re
ply,after examination, will be given you free,
j K In H 1 o N S
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war,
7 wSi'S"?1"1 obtain a penson by addressing
11 Ij MO li K at CO.
Cases prosecuted by GILMORK ft CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business is conducted
hi aseparate bureau, un.ler charge of the same
experienced parties, emliloved by the old firm
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMOItE SCO., is thus secured, We desire to
win success by deservinglt.
Address: GILMORK &CO..
629 K. Street,
Washington, D. C.
Our Stock of NEW GOODS
for Men's Wear Is flnmnltn
Ot Prices from 124 oentsun.
F. MORTIMER. New BloomHeld. Pa
'S
Don't you want aome cheap
eoods fitr P&tit anil Hnit
If you do, dou', fall to ex
amine the splendid assortment for sale by F.
MORTIMER. You can suit yourself In style aud
price.
I'kj; il f. 1 12'-
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Philadelphia Adrertiscments
HEADY MIXED PAINTS !
NOWATER.NO CHKMICALB, no benzine,
BUT A PURE
Oil. FAINT,
HEADY FOR USE.
S4tiiuil3 Onil.
80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF rAIST
BENT BY MAIL.
IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE
WITH LEAD AND OIL. VIZ: NICELY
BRUSHED OUT, NOT FLOWED
ON LIKE WATER PAINT.
Tivsr IT,
And You Will Trove It to be the Befit
Liquid-Faint In the Market.
.JOHN LUCAS V CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss and Imperial French Green,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
jEIGLER & SWEARINGEN'
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
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Hosiery, loves,
IllblxiiiN, Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
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KENNEDY
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ALSO
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Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's Htstoryol
the United States, Foltou'sOutllue Maps.Ae.
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HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Street.
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WHOLESALE
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No. 123 MARKET ST.,
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QRAYBILL & CO,
Wholesale Dealersl n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
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And a line assortment of
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PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WAINWItlGIIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
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J.
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ITU
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BOOT AND SHOE
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H
ALL, SHENK & CO,
405 & 407 Market Street,
lMilliMli'lpIiln,
(Old Bland of Barcrolt tt'o.,)
WHOLESALE - DEALERS
GOODS.
January, 1S79. tf
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lied Sole Leather Depot
EDWARDS & CASTLE,
38 NORTH FOUItTH ST., PHIL'A.
LEATHER AND FINDINGS,
FM Line of liest Phm. iwf and Kip, JC.& C.
Brand, 4 am
A LECTURE
To Young Men I
Just Published, In a Sealed Envelope. Price.O cts.
A lecture on the Nature, Treatment and Had
leal cure of Seminal Weakness, or Rpermatnr
rliue.a, induced by Heif.Abiise, Involuntary Kmls.
slons.liiipotency. Nervous Debility, and Impedi
ments to Marriage Rcuerally: Vonsiimptlon, Kb
ilepsy.and Kltss Mental and Physical Incapacity.
io.-lly KOBKKT J. CULVKKWELL,M.i).,au'
tliorof the "Green l(ook."&c.
The world. renowned author, in this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
that that the awtul consequences of Self-Abuse
may be effectually removed without medicine, aitfl
without dangerous surgical operations, bougies,
Instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a
muue 01 cure ni once certain ana ellectual, by
which every sufferer, 110 matter what his coniH.
tiou may be. may cure himself cheaply, privately
and radically!
.Thls Lecture will prove a boon to thou,
sands and thousands.
Kent, under seal, In a plain envelope, to any ad
dress, on receipt of six cents, or two postage
stamps.
Address the Publishers, 4liy
THE CULVERWELIj MEDICAL CO.,
41 Ann m New Vork ; Post Olllce Ilux, 4M6
TICK'S FLOHAX (JIJIIH:.
A beautiful work of inn Pages, One Colored
Flower Plate. and 3"0 Illustrations, with Deserlu
tlons of the best Flowers and Vegetables, uiffl
how to grow them. All for a 5 Cent Slump. n
English or German.
The Klowerand Vegetable Garden, 173 Pages,
Six Colored Plates, aud many hundred Engrav
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gant cloth. In German ur English. .
Vlck's Illustrated Monthly Magazine 31 Pages,
a Colored Plate In every number andmanyiine
Engravings. Price l.!2o a year; Five Copies fer
lo.UU. Bpeelmen N umbers sent for 10 cents.
Vick's Seeds are the best in the world. Bend
Five Cent Stamp for a Floral Guide, containing
List and Prices, and plenty of information.
Address: JAMKS V1UK,
ltochester, N. Y.
I M POUT ANT NOTICE. The subscriber
late of the Arm of Ithoades a Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON
MAREK-HHOP, and is prepared to make new
wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and'
at from TEN to T WENT Y percent, cheaper than
the old firm.
"Glve me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
JACOU HMITli.
Blaln, August 8, 1867.
KANSAS.
All about Its soil, climate. Its settled and Its
vacant lands.lts farms and farmers can be learned
In the KANSAS FAKMKK, an eight page weekly
paper, IB years old. Correspondents In every
county. Sent to any address 13 weeks for AO cts.
Postage stamps taken as money. Address, HUD
SON & EW1NG, Topekn, Kansas.
I learned more about Kansas from your paper
that I can rrlv upon from all other sources. It.
1). Evans, Columbia county ..Ohio.
It gives just what those of us wanting to move
west want to know. Samuel Chester, Orange co.,
New York.
Has a large corps of able contributors, Osage
Shalt."
' The best agricultural paper In the western
country. Spring Hill "Progress."
It Is a valuable paper. Atchison "Champion."
It Is ably edited. Spirit of Kansas."
A fearless outspoken Journal. "Lawrence
Journal."
Our Kansas friends should feel much pride in
the high character of their State Agricultural pa
per. "National Live Stock Journal."
II has quickly taken a high place among agri
cultural journals." New York Tribune."
A worthy representative of the great West.
Philadelphia " Practical Farmer."
RATIONAL HOTEL.
CORTLANDT BTEET,
(Near Broadway,)
NEW 'YOEIL
1IOCIIKISS & POND, Proprietors.
ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN.
The restaurant, cafe and lunch room attached,
are unsurpassed for cheapness and eicelleuce of
service. Hooms 50 cents, VI perday. t:i to 110 per
week. Convenient toallferrlesandcltyrallroads.
NKWFUENITURE. NEW MANAGEMENT. 4 ly
ESTATE NOTICE. Notice isherebyglyen,
that letters of administration on the esfltK
of Isaiah Foose. late of New BloomHeld. Perry
county. Pa., deceased, have beea granted to tile
undersigned. . .
, All personslndobted to said estatearerequested
to make Immediate payment and those having
clalms:topreseutthem duly authenticated forset.
tlomeut.
, ,1. E. JUNKIN, Administrator,
January 14, 1S7!.
WAR! WAR!
K HAT XCIT139I13fT IN
LIVERPOOL.
EVEUY PERSON THINKS ITS AWFUL.
A PROCLAMATION 1
Go to Cheap Sam's
Store
And you see 4 pounds Brown Bugar for 25 cents.
Roasted Coffee down to 13 cents per pound, nnd
other goods down CHEAPER THAN WAS
EVER KNOWN.
Thanking you for past favors. I would respect
fully ask you patronage in the future.
Very Respectfully,
S. M. SIIULER,
Liverpool, Perry County, Tenna,
FOUTZ'S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
fjr.
ATTlDnrs or nr Av,nt TUAiuf,r
No Fionas will illo of ('01.10- Hotth or Lnira Fb.
vkh. If limit's Powders nro nsed In time.
Koutz's Powders will cure nnd prevent Hoo CnouiTiA
l-'outz's powders will prevent 4aiks lit Fowl, e
pt-clnlly Tnrkoys.
Koutz's Powders will Increttflft the qnnntttv of milk
and eronm twenty per cenL. and make Uie butter firm
and oweet.
Koutz'H Powders will enre or prevent slmost kvert
JIihrapr tint Morses nnd Cnttle are heir to.
Fnn rz'S I'OWDKHS WILL OlVl SATIBr ACTION.
Bold everywhere.
DAVID B. roVTZ, Proprietor,
BALTIMORE, Md.
ESTATE NOTICE.-Notlce Isherebyglv
en. that Letters of Administration on the
Estate of Sarah Gehr, of Carroll two.. Perry coun
ty, Pa., deceased, have been granted to tlie un
dersigned, residing In Spring township.
All persons Indebted to ald estate are requested
to make payment, and those having claims will
present them duly authenticated 10 the under
signed for settlement without delay.
G. W. GKIIR,
Administrator.
-P. O. Address, Elllottsburg.
Calvin Nrimon. Attorney.
November 6, 1878. pd
i)EAra defeated!
FOR over 50 years HELLERS' LIVErl TILLS
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Complaints, Costlveness, Sick Headache. Pain In
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have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills in
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THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC,
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IJT For tale by News Dealer. AQLNT8 wanted
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E8TATK NOTICE.-Notlce Is hereby Rive a
that letters testamentary on the estate of
Frederick Ayle.lateof Centre twp.. Perry Op.,
Pa.,tlec'd.,have been granted to theuuderalgrfcd,
rei(lliiK In Bame township.
All persons Indebted tosald estate are request
ed to make Immediate payment and those harrng
claims to present thein duly authenticated fur
settlement to
HENRY AYLE.
CHRISTIAN HARNISB.
Lewih Pottrr. Att'y.J Execuroas
January HI, 187D. pd
it
KfT Bttid a lady to the famous actor,
Garrlck, "I wish you were taller."
"Madame," replied the wit, 'how hap
py I should be to stand higher In your
estimation." '
5" Wllklns 1ms quit the study of
botany now. lie was frightened nearly
to death by a bullrush. The bull rushed
right at htra, nnd the fence was about
seventy five yards ofT.
f3r One of the most delicate bits of
humor In the Bible is Hosea's descrip
tion of Ephralm as "a cake not turned."
The prophet didn't want to hurt
Epbraim's feelings by calling him
"half-baked."
S3T"Mariah ! Marlah 1 please let me
in," said a man to his wife, who was
looking out of tlie window watching
him trying to open the door with a
toothpick. "I'sh tread on my key and
it's all flattened out."
r?y Josh Billings says : There Is one
thing about a hen that looks like
wisdom; they don't kackle much until
after they have laid their egg. Some
pholks are alwuz a braggln nnd a
keekling what they are going tew do
bee fore hand.
tWA. gentleman having given a goose
to his servant Patrick as a Christmas
present, meeting him a short time .'
afterward, asked him how he liked the
goose. "Och, y'r honor' sure it was a
flue bird. I never see a goose or a
ganther I don't think of y'r honor."
rJ3T "Here," said the farmer, ns he
exhibited a broken jar to the manufac
turer, "I packed this jar full of butter,
aud the jar spilt from top to bottom.
Perhaps you can explain the phenome
non." "Oh, yes, I can," was the
ready reply ; "the butter was stronger
than the jar.
W Scene : London Bookshop. Book
seller: "What sort of books do you
want, sir?" Baggs (of Winconsin):
"O, such books as a gentleman generally
has." Bookseller: "And how many?"
BaggB: "Wal, my library is twelve by
fifteen, arid I want it full." Bookseller:
"Will you have them bound In Russia
or Morocco?" Baggs: "O, don't send
them so far ! . Have them bound in
London."
Malison's Bird Story.
Mr. Manson, Oil Shanklin and the
writer were sitting patiently waiting
for oysters at an eating place, when
Manson said: '
"Shanklin, can you tell a young
female canary bird from a male one?"
"No, Mr. Manson, I cannot," replied
Shanklin, aud cocking his eyeglass on
his dexter optic, said, "Can jjou ?"
"Yes," stoutly spoke up Manson.
"You feed the young birds with angle
worms, and the male birds will invaria
bly eat the male worms and the female
birds the female worms."
"But how in the happy land, Man
son, can you tell the sex of the worms."
"Shanklin," solemnly said Manson,
"I was telling you a bird story, not a
worm narrative."
Kissing by Proxy.
Some time since one of the brightest
and wittiest of Cincinnati's girls went
abroad, and when she returned home,
about the first person to congratulate
her on her safe return was B a
young blood of the city, whose dollars
exceed his sense in the ratio of about a
million to one.
"Aw, Miss X ," he said, "permit
me to greet you. I know you have had
a very pleasant trip abroad."
"Yes," she answered, "very pleaent
indeed. I was all over the continent
and through England, Scotland and
Ireland."
"Ah, in Ireland; and did you see the
Blarney stone ?"
"Yes, I was there."
"Oh, I should so delight to see it. It
has always been a desire of mine to kiss
that celebrated stone, but I have never
had the opportunity."
"Indeed, then you should."
"I know, but I have not done so, but
why shouldn't I kits it by proxy?
You have been there and kissed it, why
should I not take the influence of the
Blarney from your lips?" and the
smart Aleck stepped forward to proxify
the young lady. But she drew back,
and looked him square in the face, said :
"I beg your pardon, my dear Mr.
B , but I sat upon the Blarney
stone."
Like a man with a great sorrow,
B sank down in a heap, and he
hasn't said "Ireland" since, and the
very word "Blarney" makes him delirious.