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    THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD. PA., MARCH 4, 1879.
Professional Cards.
JK. J UN KIN, Attorney-at-Law,
, New BloomlleWI, Ferry co.,
- oiuoe Next door to the residence of Judue
Juiikln. .
AM.1M AUKF.I,. Attorney-at-Law,
, New nlooinlteld, m-rry county, P.
ijf" Office opposite the Mansion llouse.and
three doors east of the Post-Otttce.
-r EWIS POTTKU,
ATXOltNKY AT JjAW,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERKY CO..PA. .
-Claims promptly secured collated
Writings and allheal business careiully attend
ed to. '
CHAKLK8H. SMILEY, Attoruey at Law.
New Bloomtleld, Perry Co. Pa.
-OIH3e two doors et of Joseph Bin ih a
hotel. August 2,18, i.
"XTM. A.SPON9LEB, Attorney -at-Law,
V Otllce ndjolulim his residence, on East
Main street, New Moomtleld, Perry co., Pa. Si Ij
JOHN a. SHATTO, Surgeon Dentist,
New lllooinBeld, Perryco., Pa.
All kinds of Mechanloal and Surgical Dentistry
done in the best manner, and at reasonable
Pr.omceathlsresldence one door Eastofthe
Robinson House, and opposite Wm. A.Spousler'l
t,awolUce. l
"11TM. N. HK1BKKT, Attorney-at-Law,
V New Bloomtield, Perryco., Pa.
Bloomneld, S 33 lv.
LEWIS POTTER, notary PUBLIC, New Bloom.
Held, Perry Co.. Pa.
Deeds, Bonds, MttrigiiRes and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
oertitled, will also take depositions to be reud In
auy court In the United States. 7 10 ly
CHAS. J. T, McINTIKE, Attorney-at-Law,
New BloomHeld, Perry CO., Pa.
W All professional business promptlyaudfaith.
fully attended to. 3 2 lv.
WM. A. MOltKISOX,
JUSTICE OK THE PEACE and GENERAL
COLLECTOR;, NewGekmantown. Perryco., Pa.
a- llemittanceswlll be made promptly for all
Collections made.
CHAS. A. BAKNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomtield. Perry co Pa
.OI1ice on high street. North side, nearlyop
posits the Presbyterian Church. S 21y
ML. LIQGETT. ATT )KNET-AT-Law,
. Newport, Perry County. Pa.
Having permanently located at Newport, will
give prompt and careful attention to all busl
uess matters noimnltted to his care.
Oine, No. Ml North Second Street.
Newport, April 2P 1878.
Richard l. magee,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE,
-Ollice at his residence. In CENTRE TOWN
SHIP, Perry County, Penu'A., one mlleSouthof
?Jew Bloomneld. 10 3
0,
P. BOLLINGER, M. D ,
'having located In Newport, offers his Profes
sional services to all who may need them.
Chronic diseases of every description cured.
. Ollice In Dr. Shatto'i building, 4tu Street
March 4, 1873.
G
EORGE H. MARTIN
GENERAL AGENT.
BLAIN, PEltllY COUNTY, PA.
Special attention given to the collection of
jlafms, and any other business entrusted to him
will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate.
April, 19th, 1877.
JEATHER C.
THE subscriber has now on hand at
LOW PHICES.
Good Sole Leather,
Kip of Superior Quality,
Country Calf Skins,
French Calf,
LININGS, 110ANS, &c.
F. Mortimer,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA.
American and Foreign Patents.
GILMORR & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN,
HOSHElt & CO., Solicitors. Patents oro
euredlnall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANtlF.
No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees
for milking preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent ortice. Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Suits in dilferent States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ants. Send Stamp to (iilmoreftf Co., tor pamph
let ot sixty pages.
LAND CASH?, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
3. (reneral Land O.tlne and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE EWPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80. any 1H0 acre
pieces for sale. This Scripts assignable, and can
be located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
S1.23 per acre. It is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gllmore & Co.,
tor pamphlet of instruction.
AKKEARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICEKS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history ot service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMORE CO., and a full re
ply, after examination, will be given you free.
I'EXSIONS.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SATL'ORS,
wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war,
5.1wrp!, ''k?au obta'u a Prison by addressing
Cases piwecuted by GILMORE& CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United States.the Court
at Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business is conducted
hi aseparate bureau, under chai pe of the same
experienced parties, enihloyed by the old firm
Si?mi1i5U,"li?11 .toa'1 D"siness entrusted 'to
GILMORE Hi CO., Is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deservineit.
Address: GILMORE&OO..
)29 V. Street,
Washington, D. C.
1$ Our Stock of NEW -GOODS
k for Men's Wenrls complete.
HUi Prices from 12'A cenUuD.
V. MORTIMER. New Bloomtteld.Pa
Don't von want some cheap
goods for Pants &nrt Snir.f
i If you do, don"; fail to ex
amine the splendid assortment for sale bv F
MOKTIMEK. You can suit yourself in style'and
price.
4RR week invour own town, tl Outfit free
VU No risk. Reader. If you want a business
at which persons of either sex can make gnvit
pay all the time thv work. write fur full part ion.
ulars to H. H ALLETT S CO., PurtlandMe.llly
Philadelphia Adrertisenients
H
ALL, SHENK & CO.,
405 & 407 Market Street,
lMilladelplila,
(Old Bland of Barcroft SCO.,)
WHOLESALE DEALERS
GOODS.
tt
January, 1879.
lied JSoleLcathcr Depot
EDWARDS & CASTLE,
38 NORTH FOURTH ST., PHIL'A.
LEATHER AND FINDINGS,
Full Line of Pert Phila. Calf and Kfp, M.Sz C
israna, am
QRAYBILL & CO.,
Wholesale Dealersl n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
WOOD and WILLOW WARE,
No. 426 Market street, RboveUh,
PHILADELPHIA.
EIGLER & SWEARINGEN
Successors to
8HAFFNER, ZIEGLEB ft CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, Gloves,
Ribbons, Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street.
PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
EW. T. M0UL,
REPRESENTING
Weimer, Wright & Watkin,
Manufacturer & Wholesale Dealers
IN
Boots & Shoes
No. 302 Market Street,
PHILADELPHIA.
w.
H. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON A Co..
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
No. 805 MARKET 8TREET,
PHILADELPHIA.. 1 1
FURNITURE REMOVAL.
THE subscriber will be found one door north of
his former location, where he will be pleased to
see his old.frlnds and former patrons, and as
many NEW ONES as are disposed to give him a
can.
He can sell all kinds of
F U R N I T U R E
Lower than ever, as the expenses are preatlyre-
aucen. ana win guarantee mat ine yuALill
shall be equal to the best in the city.
First-class Upholstered Goods and Matresscs
asneretoiore a specialty.
AVERILL BARLOW, Agt.,
43 South Second Stteet,
4 ly PHLADELPHIA.
gOWER, POTTS & CO.,
BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS.
Always on hand, and made to Order.
Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets
PHILADELPHIA, PA
ALSO
Publishers of Banders'New Readers. ai
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History
the Uuited 8ui.es, Felton'iOutllue Maps.&e.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
READY MIXED PAINTS I
NO WATER, NO CHEMICALS, NO BKNZ1NK,
BUT A PURE
Oil. I'AIM,
READY FOR USE.
f?iiml3 Oiii'tlN.
80 ItEACTIFUL SHADES OF PAINT
BENT BY MAIL.
ITIS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE
WITH LEAD AND OIL. VIZ: NICELY
BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED
ON LIKE WATEB.PA1NT.
TRY IT,
And You VIII Prore It to be the Host
' Liquid Pnlnt in the Market.
JOHN LUCAS &l, CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss and Imperial French Green,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTOjN
WH0LK8ALK
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 123 MARKET ST.,
Philadelphia.
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner ot 2nd and Arch Street,
Philadelphia Penn'a.
J.
S. DOUGHERTY
WITH
D. J. HOAR & CO.,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
13 MARKET STREET,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
A LECTURE
Young Men !
Just Published, In a Sealed Envelope. Prlce,6 ots.
A Lecture on the Nature, Treatment and Had
leal cure of Seminal Weakness, or Spermator
rhoea, Induced by Self-Abuse, Involuntary Emls
Bions, Impotency, Nervous Debility, and Impedi
ments to Marriage nenerally: Consumption, Ep
ilepsy, and Kits; Mental and Physical Incapacity,
&c.-Hy ROBERT J CULVERWELL, M.D., au
thor of the "(Ireen Book." Sic.
The world renowned author. In this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
mai leai ine awiui consequences ot Self-Abuse
may be effectually removed without mediclne.antl
without dangerous surgical operations, bougies.
Instruments, rings, or cnrrllnw, nniittiixr a
mode of cure at once certain and etfeetual, by
which every sulferer, no mattor what his comH
tion may be. may cure himself cheaply, privately
and radically.
. I his Lecture will prove a boon to thou
sands and thousands.
Sent, under seal, lu a plain envelope, to any ad-
"iru luutupi, ui tux ueuis, or two postage
stamps.
Address the Publishers, 41iy
THE CULVEKWELL MEDICAL CO..
41 Ann bt., New Vork : Poat Ollice llui, 4586
A l ltlli: IFT!
Of a copy of my MEDICAL COMMON SENSE
BOOK,t any person sullerlng with Cnnsiimp.
tion. Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis. Loss of VoIom,
or Sore Thrimt. Hnil nnniA nnH h.,i nfiina 7i
dross, with two cent postage stamiis, and staw
yuur sioanes.. inn ooiK is elegantly Illustrates.
(144 no. 12 mo. lHT'.l). The InfurnmMnn if
tains.ln the providence of God, has saved mauv
lives. The author has been treating diseases of
"'". initial., ana i.ungs, as a special prac
tlce, since 1HA7. Address Dr. N. B. WOLKE
ciuoiiinall.Uhlo. 4 Wit.
TICK'S I I.OKA I, IIII
A beautiful work of inn Pages, One Colored
Flower Plate. and SnO Illustrations, with Descrln-
lions oi the host flowers and Vegetables, anil
nnw rn growTiiein. au lor a o Cent Stamp, tu
English or German.
The Klowerand Veeetable Garden. 17S Pages,
Rlx Colored Mates, and mauv hundred Himrav.
Ings. for 60 cents in paper covers; Jl.lO iu ele-
sniibviutii. iu uernmii or nnglmi.
iitk s uninniiea moniniy Magazine 31 Pages,
Duiuiru riaie iu every ntimuer and many line
r.iiKiavmgs. rnce i.zo years rive Copies Ur
t '.00. Specimen Numbers sent for 10 cents.
VlCk' StH. Bra tl,a h.. In . .
Five Cent hump for a Kloial Oulile, containing
I .1 MI 11,1 i I'illk M aiiH iilunl,, ..( 1..
. . ,u. nuituigyi; tu MUUi rnilT lOti,
AdUiesn: JAMKS VUJK,
Uochester, N. V,
JMI'OUTAVT NOTICK.-The subscriber
m. un in in ui nuoaues smith, woi
resuectflll v inform thH ni,..u..u r m a
uau--u'L'i'aJ'"1' J18 hM 'Pnd a WAGON
, lm prepaien 10 maxe i
WAlfllllM llllil mil, I , ..I.I ........ ... ..i . ....
" ; i " 1 '"i". ui- snuii niiiictj, una
fi "im lu rWKiTVperceut.cheaperthan
-Glve me a oall. Satisfaction guaranteed
nw.1.. a JACOB SMITH.
Rial n, August 8, 18C7,
poutz's
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
V
No Tlnnna will file of Coi.iu. Hotth Ltrwo
Tkr, If Koutz' Pnwdprn nre lined In tlm.
FontTn Powftrr will cure nntl prnvent IhHk rnoLKB A
Foiiiji'ii I'owfloii will prevent Uafek. i Fowl, civ
pflclnlly Tnrkevn.
FoutKii rowd'em will Inrrewe trie qwintlrr of mlttc
and crpRin twonty per cent and matt the batter firm
and dweot.
Fnntz't Powrtprt will cure or prevcM lmot ttkbT
DifKAnd thnt Itomtm Rtid Cnttlo are hftlr ti.
FOUTZ'B I'OWItKKa WILL IT BADISF AOTIOlf .
Bold orerywlioro.
DAVID S. rOTJTJ!, 2rovttor,
BALTIMORE, Md.
'J'HE MANSION HOUSE,
New Bloomileld, Penn'a.,
GEO. F. BNSMINGEK,
Proprietor.
HAVING leased this property and furnished It
In a oomfortable manner, I ask a share of the
.xi.iiv ,iti ..uu(,u, o.au inmi d IHJ II ICIIUI, nilinil,l
with me that every exertlou will be made to
render their stay pleasant.
aw a uareiui uostier always in attendance.
April 9, 187S. tt
TT1STATE NOT1CK. Notice Isherebyglv
li en, that Letters of Administration on the
Estate of Sarah Gehr, of Carroll two.. Perry coun
ty. Pa., deoeased, have been granted to ths uu
derslgned, residing in Spring township.
All persons Indebted to alu estate are requested
to make payment, and those having claims will
present them duly authenticated ' to the under-
sigueu lor settlement wiinour ueiny.
u. w . UMIIt,
Administrator.
i- P. O. Address, Elllottsburg.
Calvin Nbilson. Attoruey.
November 6, 1H78. pd
DEATH DEFEATED.
FOR over 80 years SELLERS' LIVER PILLS
have been the standard remedy for Liver
Complaints, Costlveness, Sick Headache. Pain In
Shoulders or Back, DiMiness, Coated Tongue,
rever ana Ague, ana an diseases arising troin a
deranged stiite of the Liver or Stomach. Thomas
Adams, of Hlg Sandy, Ky , says: " Hellers' Pills
have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills In
this country." K, K. HEELERS & CO., Prop'rs,
Pittsburgh. Pa.
THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC,
Forthecureof all diseases arising from Impure
Blood, and for Invigorating and strengthening
the vital organs. Are you weak, nervous, debili
tated, pale and emaciated t Have you limt your
appetlfef Have you nausea, pain In the back,
dc.f If so, Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcherwlll drive
out the disease and bring back the BLOOM Of
HEALTH. Pimples, Bolls, Eryslnelas, Tetter.
Salt Hheiim (do., are but surface Indications of
Blood Diseases! and Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcher,
by pin Hying the system. Buttons the skin and
beautllles the complexion. Sold by all druggists.
$1 per bottle. H. E. SELLERS Si CO., Proprie
tors, Pittsburgh, Pa. O 48
r i o iv
A full assortment of
BAR IRON,
ROUND IRON,
OVAL IKON,
SCROLL IRON
STEEL AND IRON TIRE,
Norway Iron, Nail Rods,
PLAIN AND GALVANIZED
HOOP III ON,
OF ALL WIDTHS.
Sc., f'c, rf'C,
on hand and for sale at the LOWEST MARKET
PRICE by
F. MORTIMER,
New Jiloom field.
BOOTS
Do you waut BOOTS of any kind T
If so, call and see the
LAMGE STOCK
HOW OFFERED BT
V . M O H T I M K 11 .
N
OT1CE !
NOTICE Is hereby given that annllcation wtH
be marie to the legislature of Pennsylvania, at
its next session, for the repeal of an act.passed the
8th day of April. 189. extending to Perry county
me provisions oi an act "reianng to me iees oi
tne Hiierin oi uumoeriana aim miyuer counties;
approved 10th of April, 1W.
SOLOMON BOWER,
J. W. OANTT.
GEO. CAMPBELL,
December 17, 1878. Commissioners.
BOOKS?.?: tVHLlLEORl
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Mttrimony coniprftl, Ct'tiufrit ttutif. Conct piim, Cu
fliifmrnt, liovc and C'ourlalup. linpvdlmcTilfl tu Marritfte,
In mat and tvmiila, Suioiic vt llt-prtNluctiun, bmalc lit
eomidrred, Liwut MarimK1. Uw vt Divorce, right!
of mrrid womn, (&. Inetiidinft Diaeaflfti pfculUr to
Women, their cauim and rn atmrnt. A hook lor p rival
and coniidetate reading ot Oao pwt, Witk fulll'iAlt La
glaring i lv uiatl, lealed for 60 cents.
m ''Trl Private) Medionl Artv!er."
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c, alio on flpermattorliooft, Bexunl liability, aiid Im
powinoy, from 8e)Nnhuie and Kxvi'nh- a, cauiinil St ininnl
Einiaaiona, N-Tvouiueii. Avinlon to Society, Ckmfiuiun ol
Ideal, Pliyfliral drcay, linuitsa of aipht, lielt-vtive Monmrv,
IM of Seiual I'owrr, eic. makin inarrinpm tinpropff
or utihnrTv. KtK triitmriit, and m ftr'Ht manr
valuable ti-ivipt fr tn cure jf ail private diffi amiut
UOt utiAi Owi'lutt i, BO centiift
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all thrve lu one nicely liuund volume, (1. Thi-y contain
COO uj(ci and over IUO Jlluatrattoua, cnitirartttff every
thing on tlie generative iytrin thut i wortli knowing, and
biued volume ! uutitlvcly the hvt 1'npular Med leu I 1Uk
rmhlidhed, aiidtlioieilitwatifni-d afW ftt-liiug it ran have
linir money refund.!. 'J'lic Author ! an cxpffrlonee-tt
IMivtfclan of mauv vrari practice, (tin li well known.) and
the advice given, and Jtulca for trrntmrnt In id down, will
be found of givnt value tu thone autivrmg frmn inipuritiet
of Uit) yf torn, early errowott vior, or any oi the numer
ous troutilei coming unttitr tUc head or "Privato" or
"Chronio" dleeutei. Soul In tingle vn'uinea, or complete
In one, for Vricv In tftampt, Silvwr or Cnrreiu-y. (Oontul
tatlon confliluiitial, and klteri are pr mptty aotttmukly
answered vrlthont charge.) Adilreaai Dr. Dutt' Ditpen
ary, lii N. bih bt., 8t. LouLs, Mo. (EBtabltshed 1U47-)
ti For .ale by New Dealer. AGENTS wanted.
(PH. lU'TTS Invitee all iwmni tufterlng from "V
Rlin i ltlO to tend him their nainee and addrese, U
and lnTeby aimiree them that thrv will learn W
auuuLiiliiu feu LLuir ndtfitntaj a. ttat a Tiimm.
TJ1STATK NOTICKNotlcelslierebv nlvi
IA that lotion txstaineiilury on tli estate of
Frederick Ayle.lateot Onire twp.. Perry (Jo..
I'a., aoM..liave been granted to tUeuuderiilgiied,
reslilliiK lu same townslnp.
All persons indebted losald estate are request
ed to make immediatepayment and those liiiTfnu
claims to prejeut them duly authenticated tor
settlement to
HENKYAVI.F.
CHKISTIAS 1IARNISH.
LewisPotteh Atfy Executions
J nonary 21, 1STU. pd
tlTWhen you have bored the bull's
eye, Bet dowu and keep still ; folks will
think then yu kau hit it enny time yu
have a mind to. Josh BiUingt.
6-y A bankrupt was condoled, with
the other day for his embarrassment.
"Oh, I'm not embarrassed at all," said
he; "It's my creditors that are embar
rassed." (jy Revenge is sweet," young man ;
but don't tackle a fellow that weighs
more then you, or you'lL never
know where the sweet part of the thing
comes in.
y"What," said an inquisitive young
lady, "is the most popular color for a
bride V" We may be a little particular
in such matters, but we should prefer a
white one.
$3T Our Jake, through the lather:
Strange, I never can grow a good beard,
and yet my grandfather had one three
feet long, Hairdresser ! "Can't account
for it, sir unless you tak after your
grandmother."
A guide professed to exhibit
Balaam's sword ; upon which a gentle
man observed that Balaam had only .
wished for a sword ; to which it was
answered, "Precisely so, and this is the
sword for which he wished."
My dearest Maria," wrote a
recently married husband to his wife.
Bhe wrote back : "Dearest, let me cor
rect either your crammer or vour
morals. You addressed me 'my dearest
Maria.' Am I to suppose you have
other dear Marias?"
C3In the midst of a quarrel one man
exclaims : "I don't know what keeDS
me from breaking vour head I" "Well
I know what keeps me from breaking
yonrs," was the reply. I'm a member
of the society for the prevention of
crueuy to animals."
"Major, how did yees iver lose
that leg?" "Why, Tat, one of my
ancestors was an Irishman ; and all my
blood that came from him was in my
left leg. So I had it cut off." "By the
powers," said Pat "it's a pity that it
hadn't settled in your head I"
r- "Why don't you marry?" said
Pope Alexander VII. one day to Alacci,
the librarian of the Vatican. "So- that,
your Holiness, if an opportunity offers,
I may enter the priesthood." "Well,
then, why don't you become a priest?"
"I don't, your Holiness, in order that if
an opportunity presents itself I may
marry well.
An ill-looking fellow was asked
how he could account for nature form
ing him so ugly. "Nature was not to
blame," said he, "for when I was two
months old, I was considered the hand
somest child in the neighborhood, but
my nurse one day swapped me away
forauother boy just to please a friend,
whose child was rather plain looking."
Cr'Tather," said a youthful prodigy
to the professor of mathematics, "can't
you tell me thedifference between one
yard and two yards?" In an instant
the mathemetical brain began to run
over the theorems of Euclid, but no
clear answer came. The professor look
ed into the boy's face, and remembered
thatHadyn played the cathedral organ
when he was five years old, and began
to wonder if this boy was equally guilty,
"Do you glveit up ?" "Yes, my son,
I think I must," and he grew very
grave and solemn. "Well, the real
difference is a fence, father." The boy
went out to play marbles, while the old
gentlemen thought of a great many
things which he couldn't express.
A Boy's Comparison.
It was a calm, still night; a soft air
played caressingly with the tresses of a
lovely girl, and the moon shed ite gen
tle ray over the radiant brow of her lov
er. Her small brother, meanwhile, Just
home for the holidays, was accidently
wandering iu quest of a bat in the neigh
borhood, when lie htnrd the voices of
his sister aud her bei rothed. Prompted
by the natural curiosity of youth, he lin
gered to listen. After a few inarticu
late murmurs he became conscious of the
sounds of osculation, and enjoyed his
position exceedingly. Later in the eve
ning he met tiie pair at tea. " I heard
you kiss Fred," he abruptly remarked
to his sister. "What do you mean, you
rude boy?" cried the sweet girl, turning
scarlet. "Oh, it's no use denying it,"
replied her brother, "you can't gammon
me. I know the sound, you know; it
was Jnst like a cow pulling her hoof out
of a mud htrfp." This Is an instance of
a comparison which was odious.