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THE TIMES, NEW 1JL00MFIELD, VA., JANUAltY 21, 1879..
Professional Cards.
JR. JUNRIN, Attornny-it-l.w,
, Nw Mooinllnlil, Perry oo., ra,
r OlHoe Next door to the resideuce olJudga
JiiDKtn. Stl
AM.1MARKRL, Attirney-at-I.aw,
, New Hloomllalil, I'eriy county, P.
OIBce apposite the Mansion Uouse and
three door oast of the Post-OUlce.
Y KW18 POTTKB,
All'URNUVATiiAW,,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRXCO..PA.
WClnlms promptly enred collected
Writiiigsand all legal business earefully attend-
d to. . , . yi
$ .a - -.t-; :t J -r
iiiinvati nMtt.vv ' Attm nnV at Law.
I 0,U..M . 5rr. Cln. Pa.
' -01Uj8 to doors east
. ShiHol.
o(
loieuli Smith's
(Auuust 2, mi.
a MiiiN.m.RU. Attornv-Rt-law.
Oltlce adJomliiR hl resldenon, on Kast
Main nreet, New Hioomneia, rerry cw., r. -a . j
JOHN U. 8HATTO, tfurnnon Dentist,
New UloomneUl, Perryeo., Pa.
All kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry
done In the beat manner, and at reasonable
ri'.omeeathlsreNldence one door Eastofthe
Robinson House, and opposite Wut. A.Bponsler'i
.awulUue. , "ly
lirM. N. BE1BEKT, Attorney-at-law,
W NewBloomUeld, PerryeJ.,ra.
' bloomneld, SSSlv.
LEWIS POTTEK. KOTART PUBLIC, Nuw Bloom
Held, Perry (Jo.. Pa.
Deeds, Bonds, Mwi tgaKes and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds ot Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
certified, will also take depositions to be retd In
anv court In the United States. 7 101y
CHA8.J. T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law .
New Bloonitleld,Perryco.,Pa.
f ah professional business promptlyandfalth
Cully attended to. 3 2 It.
V JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL
C'OI.I.ECTOll, NewOekmantown, Perryeo., Pa.
Remittances will be made promptly f or all
Collections made.
CHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomtielcl.Perry coI"a
.Omce on high street, North side, nearly op
po.ile the Presbyterian Church, 8 21y
ML. LIGGETT. Att rnpt-AT-Law,
Newport, I'erry County. Pa.
lUvIng permanently located at Newport, will
give prompt and careful attention to all busi
ness m it.ti-rs loininitted to his oare.
M 'Wine, No. 10 North Second Street.
Nowpoi t, April 2? 1S78.
jTCtURD L. MAGEE,
JUSTICE OP THE PEACE,
- Oillce at his residence, in CENTRE TOWN
SHIP. Perry County, Penn'a., one mile South of
New Bloomlteld. 11)3
0,
P. BOLLINGER, M. D.,
having located In Newport, offers Ills Protest
slonal services to all who may need them .
Chronic diseases of every description cured.
i-Ollleeln Dr. Shatto'a building, 4th Street
March 4, 1878.
QEORGE H.MARTIN
GENERAL AGENT.
' BLAIN, PE11HY COUNTY, PA,
Special attention given to the eollectloii of
jlaims, and any other business entrusted to him
will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate.
April, 19th, 1877.
EATHER &C.
THE subscriber has now on hand at
LOW PKICES,
Good Sole Leather,
Kip of Superior Quality,
Country Calf Skins,
French Calf,
LININGS, 110 ANS, &c.
F. Mortimer.
i . -i i '
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA.
American and Foreign Patents.
GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN.
HOSMI.lt k CO., Solicitors. Patents pro
cured inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCF.
No charge unless the patent i granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
i hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
tore the Patent Oltlce, Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Suits in dirterent States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. Send Stamp to Oilmore & Co., for pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASUS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
Contested Land Oases prosecuted before the U.
S. General Land Oince and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MI NINO and
PRE EMPT10N Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any liio acre
pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
r- be located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
11.25 per acre. . It Is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to tillmore & Co..
for pamphlet of Instruction. , '
ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY. !
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, oriheir heirs, areln many canes entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Endow stamp to OILMORE & CO., and a lull re-i
ply.atter examination, will be given you free, i
1 K N I N 8. i
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,,
wounded.rtiptured.or Injured in the late war,
GI LMORK !L CO" bUia pen,,OB by ao(lleMl"6
Cases presented by OILMORE & CO , before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business Is conducted
, m a separate bureau, under charge of tho name
: experienced parties, embloyed by th old firm
Ytr!fiSflnlA?! .t0.val1 bll,,nes entrusted to
GILMORE &CO., Is thus secured. We desire to
win saccess by deservlngit. ,
Address! GILMOKE ftCO '
2 V. Street. '
Washington, D. C.
Our Stock of NEW GOODS
fnr ! a 'a w.a.l. - i .
OlilllOi Prices from 12Ucentmn ',
F. MORTIMER. New Bleomlteld.Pa
i'S
Don't ou want snmeeheap
poods tor Pants and Suits T
If YOU dO. dllll'. full In
(inlnl thai inlanili. ..... . a . . '
r.AI.S,.V.v...K . ",u """"-nun iw sale ny y.
MOKTIMKB. Xom can suit youmslftnetyi, and
, P-l-: t- lll'j? . i'H :
i. . I 1 I 1
HiRR week;inyoorwntowni. ' 1 Outdt frM
Nor'"k- Reader If you want a buslnees
t which persons of either sex can make great
pay all the time they work, write for full partlcu.
lis to H. HALLKTT ft CO., Portland. MiH ly
Newport AdTertisoinents.
ll.1S,iCOOK& CO.,
- ' Agree to M all kinds of
; ; r
' ; i
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take good Timber un the
tump or delivered at our Mill In exuhange for
Lumber, So, . Wa use Cleaiileld Pine and Hem
look only. . .,
W. R. 8. COOK CO..
' . , .Newport, Perry Co., Pn.
Ootober 10. 1876. : '
JONES'. BROS, 8l CO.,
(Fotnidrly John Jones A Son.)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the HIGHEST PRICKS the market Will allord,
will be paid for all kinds of
GRAIN,
FLOUR.
TRODUCE
SEEDS AND
, RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH,
SALT,
PLASTER,
CEMENT
CO A Li
IRON,
STEEL,
HORSE SHOES, &o.,so.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
SU Ordors promptly filled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 tf
jJEWPORT DRUG STORE.
, Having on band a complete aftMorttnont of thcfol
lowinjr article, the lubacriber askti a snare of your
patron affe.
Drugs and Medicines, ,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Alab a full stock ot
' Concentrated Eomodies,
ESSENTIAL OILS,
Brushes, Perfumerj
HAIH OIL,
AND , I
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOB I
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL j
i . PURPOSES . !
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
CoreIdly and Promptly Filled
L B. 1M. EBY, -
Newport, lenn'a.
J B.' HARTZELL, ' I
Wholesale . Tobacco; Dealer,'
Wriglil'n Ilulldlng,
. ... . TEWlOUT, 1A.
Sole Agent tor Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos,
Also, A Large Stock of STA
TIONERY always on hand at
LOW PRICES .. ". ;,j
J...M i:: .'i.,. -, ' , (,
nr Country llerchauts supplied with Goods
at Philadelphia prices. ;.,
- Your orders are sollelteA.' ' 1 ! n'si t
1878. Fall and Winter. 1878.
OPENING OK
MILLINERY AND.FANCY, GOODS.
i j
HAVING taken unusual care In selecting my
stock of goods In the above Hue. 1 am a Wo
to offer a most complete and desirable assort-m-nt,
consisting of all the new and hue styles of
trimmed and untrinimed goods all at the lowest
prices. I am confident that I can show a stock
that oaunot be beateu this side the city.
LADIES'' COATB
kept on hand or made to order at short notice.
Tliese goods an all lata stvles and all orders guar
anteed to givaaatlstactlun. 1 ,
ANNIE ICKES,
Newport.
An assortment of my goods will also lie found
at lysville for sale by MISS ANNiK WHIT1J,
Prices the same as at Kewport, . . T
BESTb"lne ) n ngag In. to tit
, ' Per day made bv any worker of either
ex, right In thelrown localities. Partlenlnra and
ample worth Hv dollar fiw Improve veur
paretlme atthls business. Addren SI INSfiN
CO., Portland, Id aiue. .. . , 11 lyr
J' ; ' - V : -) U . (
A VCTJONEEIiS.
AS P LATCHFORD,
A VCTTONEEIl ,
Would respectfully Inform the public that he
will cry sales at i niuli e prices. All orders
will receive prompt attention.
DUNN ALLY'S MILLS PERRY CO., PA.
TAMES CLEELAND '
U Auctioneer,
Offers his services to the oltlzens of Perry and
CuHiberli.nd counties. Post oillce address,
Shormansdale, Perryeo., Pa.
w.
D. HENRY,
A VCTlONEElt.
Blaln, Perry county Pa.
rTirms Modniute and every exertion made
to render satisfaction. bit
Auctioneer. Tlie undersigned elves
notice that he will orysales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are sollcltedand
proraptattentlonwillbe given.
K. D. WELLS,
, New Buffalo
Perry co., Pa.
B. HARNISH,
AUCTIOIVlCIOlt,
Delville, Perry Co., Pa.
satisfaction guaranteed.
Charges moderate, and
Stf
JJAVID M'COY,
a uo ti o in l ,
ICKESBUllO, PERRY COUNTY, PA.
M- Ch trges moderate. Prompt attention paid
to ail calls.
H
OME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
I would respective!) Inform myfrlendsthat Iln
tend calling upon them wllh a supply of good
ofmy ,
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting"!
I7ASSIMERS,
OAS8INETS,
PLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd)
CAltl'ETH,
to exchange for wool orsell for cash.
J. M.BIXLER.
CbmtrbWooi.es Factoiit 6,17,4m
- For Sale by F. Moktimer, New Bloomfleld
Perry county. Pa.
' VIBRATOR
Btt-Msnkii.
THE ORIGINAL & ONLY GEHUIMK
Vibrator ' Threshers,
wrra rstntovKD
MOUNTED HORSE POWEr ;
And Steam Thresher Engines.
Hade only by
NICHOLS, SHEPARD & CO.,
BATTLE CHEEK, MICH.
THE Mfttchlena OrAin-Hnvingv Tlmn :
baring, aiiii llrtitejr-flavinir ThrMlicro nt tlil iUj Bud
roncntlion. llpjrnnti All JtlTalrj for IlnfiM Wmk, Pr :
ttei CI a.1. it aad lor terluf Uraia rrow Wutie, .
a
RAITf UbIwm will net Rnbmlt t the
itui iiiiiuB wamni; vi ximin rc i ,ia in trior woi k tiotui ly
tm tUtiKt Bucb)uf wliD one kiw1 en tlua tl.lhr.act. '
THE ENTIRE Threfihlnff Expenses 1
innrl mien 3 I J fi '1 imM i.t;. iu.itnii i run I iumIv by i
tlM xtr Orio fiAVkl) l Um laiirovia lUclOiit.
NO Revolving P!mfl Inside the Peps :
rtor. kutliKiy irva Imiiu IImuiwia, r.rki. b.ttiltx,
adaHanch time-waitliij aii.i irralii-waliif com pi I -tnHema.
Perfertljr a ur(l i H Klnrlanml Ciiltlou ol
Oi-alu, Wat r Diy, Long or tiliu. t, liaaaaU or Uuuod,
NOT only Vnntly piitperloi for W fir nt, -Oftta,
H.ulr, Hie, nnr luo Un.hu, 1i.it thtt nti.i bur
rvaa.ull'hreaharf n Flux, TImotiif, Mltlet. Closer, nit
IlktBeaila. Rpftu.mi n at taclimauu " r ' rabuildluf "
tttaiMU fruiu iiialu to SvaU.
MARVELOrS for Plmpllrlry of Part,
liHlnff Km ttiaii oiu-lmh wi niut Ulu aua Uwa;a,
&ua no Llllariui r ttcattarluf a.
FOUR Blzee of Rrpnmtom Mnde, ranrr
I 14 Irmrt Mi to Tw..a Jiurt Kiw.au4 ttotliMv.
UwuummI UtrM Puwara to uifttch.
STEAM Power Threnhere it Pperlnlfy, .
X tMtctl suit bvymtrtQK twuia Aj.rwaly Hot btwuu l'uwr. -
OCR CnrlTnlefl FHonm Threnbrr En
t'Mi ' Vntiil.la liuii-uvetnania an( D.tttlncu
Mturaa, Ur bajroiul anjr oitar nuko or Ud4.
Theronuh Werlcmftnnhlp, Eleirnnt
l lUla.t, 1 n ei i,n or 1 urla, ( out pin t-Hvm of hitliiiiieiit,
etc. our " Vituuroa" Ttmalwr OuiUu m ittooutiwaliu,
FOR Pnrtlmlara, cult a oar Demlm
r wriu lu u (ur .luairta L.rcBUr, ukb Wu luul In.
FrlYRia HotlUil. WO
A.C Urk HI., I hHSBlto,
tli.CHpeialtj,all
I'rtvAft.tbron.a ami
Kama It Dtaraaa.
ConauhftKna f r a a .
I.adiaa and 0uta
mtm, lend our dollar
fnr aamplat of Iwat
fibber ri. Mod
valualita lufoi mmtloo
hy axprraa, Italia
FauuOt Ftil, .-
iwr box. lHvU
htMna aorl aura lor
harttes daiiitf oua
flnrmenL
A new work, price 60
oi-nta l)T niatl. Hvattr
fiaa or'Nalwra, flit.
olofj of Marriage, Or
caua of Oenarailou.
I'lwtM' af Youth and
Uantioodt a wanltb ot
oliubia and valaabla In
ruruullnH. of Infrrtt
to txittl Miat. NoiIiIor
oRetiklia tn (ood lulu
and r-lii. anient. In for
wailn inir before
(ml.lt-hed. Ko rami)
Rhmild ht wltliutit lu
QyAddr-, Dr. A. U.
OT.IN. W1 Hark Kt.
o
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cc:
JJR. J. W. RICE, ' " ,V !
Surgical and Mecliunlral Dentist , '
POUT KOYAL, Juniata County, Pa.
.OfHoeon Market Mt.,one door West of the
TtmPt HOI Jl A nw lafu..t. u,lul.li... tnl.a. .L..II..I
at their resideuce, will pleane
aet.;' M mt
x- - 1 . -
Inform nie of the
TOK 1'KlNTINO of every decrlptlon neatly
-a an ,'ivH,fii7 rxnvmtHi a i.eaionHoit
at tlie Blooiiitield 1 lines Mleain Job OUIce
fiX A "i,"'''i l'" " in fin, k i.icto.
ItSlI PHOSPHATE ol Mil K, ii curt fnrConnmp.Yn3l
Ikrfll Uos, Cogbs, llrnorlilth 4 all Screlulons J
lVA iiirn. Isli tnuriirngi;ltfiirOinna'sf,?l
KSw ' I In his nnt rit It. I mil, on rereipt jpfj
XtiscBilli Ml lei. C. A
FOUT S J3
HORSE AND CATTLE PWDER3
Ho Itonna Will fttfl Of Coi.rn. liivrn nr t.tnM IT.
Tn, ir Kniitf.n Powilora ro tmul In tlnm.
Fontr'aPowflert will euro find pravrntl!ornnr.ait&
Foiitr.'ii Pnwrtfrs will proven! OjU'is ik Iowl, m-
poolnlly Tiirkoyn.
Font Powilem will IncrttnM th n'""ittr of mills
nl rrnam twenty par cent, atuLmskt Ui tratter Arm
al wt.
Koute'uPowrt-niwIll enre BpraTUt ittmoit aranr
IrtnAfa tlmt Horwft and CV.rlu ore heir lo.
I HTTI, PoWDKKS W ILIatUta BAIIW ACTIOK.
Bold QTCrj'whnre.
DAVID . WT, rorr1tor,
BAITIMUBI, ltd.
1HE MANSION HOUSE,
New Bloomfleld, Penn'a.,,
OE0. F. BN3M1NUKK,
Proprietor.
HAVlNfl leased thin property and furnished It
in a comfortable manner, lask a share of the
piilillo pationiiKe, and tssiire my friends who stop
with me th.it every exertion will be made to
render their stay ph asant.
A uarofnl hostler always In attendance.
April 9. 1878. tl
JHE EAGLE HOTEL,
New Bloomfleld, Penn'a.
If A VINO purchased tills property and refitted
and refurnished It In a comfortable manner. I
ask ashare of the public patronage, and assure
my friends who stop with me tlmt every exertion
will be made to render their stav pleasant,
H. h. HOCIIENSH1LDT.
March ltf, 1378. tf
TSTATK NOTICE.-Notlre Is hereby rIt
U en. that Letters of Administration on the
Estate of Marali (Jehr, of Carroll two. Perrv coun
ty. Pa., deceased, have been granted to t he un
derslmied, residing In spring township.
All persons indebted to ssla estate are requested
to make payment, nnd those having claims will
present them duly authenticated to the under
signed for settlement without delnv.
O. W. KHR,
Administrator.
WP. O. Address. Elllottsburg.
Cai.vin Neii-son, Atloruey.
November 6, 1878. . pd
DEATlFl)EFEATEDr"
FOIt over 50 years SEM.EttS LIVEft PII,
have been the staniliiid ipiihmIv fnr l.l
.1.8
Complaints, Costiveness, Hick Headache. Pain In
Shoulders or Back. Dizziness, Coaled Tongue,
I'"ever and Ague, and all diseases arislnor from a
deranged stule of the Uveror Stomach. Thomas
Aaams. oi nig Manny, Ky.savs: "Sellers' Pills
have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills In
this country." It. K. SEKLEKS & CO., Prop'rs,
Pittsburgh, Pa.
THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC.
For the cure of all diseases arising from Impure
Blood, and for Invigorating and strengthening
the vital organs. Are von weak, nervous, debili
tated, pale and emaciated T Have you lost your
appetite? Have you nausea, pain in the b'ack,
iic.f If so, Ur. Udsev's Blood Searcher will drive
out the disease and bring bdek the BI.OOM OK
HEALTH. Pimples, Bolls, Erysipelas, Tetter.
Salt Hheum &c , are but surface Indications of
Blood Diseases; and Dr. I.ldsey's Blood Searcher,
hv pin trying the system, softens the skin and
beautilles lliecomplexlon. Sold by all druggists.
SI per bottle. K. E. KELLEUH t CO., Proprie
tors, Pittsburgh, Pa. U 48
IRON
A full assortment of
BAR IKON,
KOUND IKON,
OVAL IRON.
SCROLL IRON
STEEL AND IRON TIRE,!
Norway Iron, Nail Rods,
PLAIN AND GALVANIZED A '
iroor in on,
OF ALL WIDTHS.
tt'C.f tCe.f ttc, i
on hand and for sale at the LOWEST MARKET
PRICE ty j
F. MORTIMER,
New JHoom field.
BOOTS
Do you want BOOTS of any kind T
If so, call and see the
LVltCil STOCK
'''Mi
HOW OFPKRIO BY ' '
F. MOUTIMKK .
N
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NOTICE Is hereby el ven that anDllcatlon will
be made to the Letilc!utiiie of Pennsylvania, at
Its next eession.for the repeal of an act, passed the
8th day of April, 18rtl, exleedlog to Perry couuty
the provisions or an act "relating to the fees ot
theSherilf cif Cumberland and Snyder counties,''
approved lutli of April. i, '
SOLOMON BOWER,
. ... J. W. OA NTT. , , I
' UEO. OA M I'liKI.L, x
December IT, 1878. (Commissioners. !
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63" A brave man la one that la not
afraid to, wear his old clothes until, he
can afford to buy new ones. All editors
are heroes.
63TA company of settlerg, In naming
their new town, called It Dictionary,
because, aa they Bald, "that's the. only
place where peace, prosperity and hap
pi n ess are alwaya found."
"My dear Julia," aald one pretty
girl to another, "can you make up your
mind to marry that odious Mr. Snuff?"
"Why, my dear Mary," replied Julia,
"I believe 1 could tuke him at a pinch."
0"A religious paper, whose editor Iaas,
but little iniiHlc in his soul, accuses
church choirs of sacrilege. He aays the
line, "We are going home to die no
more" is always rendered: "We are
going home, Dinah More, Dinah More."
.jgr An Eastern editor, while travel
ing In Colorado, was waylaid by road
agents. The other passengers were
relieved of all they possessed, but the
editor, by a fortunate circumstance,
escaped being robbed of a thousand dol
lars. He hadn't it with him.
EJ" An American traveler in Qalway
saw a pig in a peasant's cabin and said :
"Why do you have the pig In there 1"'
"Shure," says he of Galway, "the house
has all the convanyences that a rayson
able pig requires."
tf-yLlttle four-year old Mary complain
ed to ber mamma that her button shoes
were "hurting." "Why, Mattie, you've
put them on the wrong feet." Puzzled
and ready to cry, she made answer,
"What '11 1 do mammal They's all the
feet I've got."
CaTStrange, Moore and Wright; three
notorious punsters, were, on a certain
occasion dining together, when Moore
observed, "There is but one knave
among us, and that's "Strange." "O
yes," said Wr!ght,"tbereisonelMoore."
"Aye," retorted Strange, "that's
'Wright."
O" What is heavier than a pound of
lead, yet lighter than a feather?" was
the prize conundrum submitted at the
recent meeting of the French Academy.
The savants puzzled over it for a week,
and gave it .up finally. They nearly
went wild when the author solved the
mystery by answering; "The Sun." j
. K-J""IIow on earth do you manage to
get along eo well ? I thought that only
three or four years ego you were head
over heels in debt." . . , -
, "O, those old debts ; I never pay my
old debts." ,
"But your new ones ?"
"I let them get old." .
'Boys," says the old man, holding
an inverted match in one hand and a
dark cigar in the other, "never acquire
the pernicious habit of smoking. I am.
a slave to it now, and yet I hate It. I
never see a cigar that I do not want ' to
burn it up." And then, with extreme
satisfaction, be burned up the one he
had in his hand. ,
t!3"A newly arrived boarder at' a
fashionable sea side boarding house,
thought he had not sufficient bolster ,&c,
and accordingly carried the pillows
down to the landlady's room, who in
quired what he desired. The gentlerijen
wished to know what they were which
beheld in hi hands. "Pillows." "I
thought tbey were piDcushins," replied
the boarder, and been left on my bed by
mistake. "
eiF"Well, I wll take it, though it is
rather dear ; pay you half cash, and owe
you the rest. That do?" "It will." In
the course of time the creditor, thinking
that the bill has run about long enough,
calls upon the purchaser. "My dear
boy," said the purchaser, "you ain't llv.
ing up to your contract. If I were to
pay you the rest I wouldn't owe it to
you, and the understanding was that I
should owe jt to you.''
A Change u! Name.
. Tw( brothers of the name of Laws, on
creating a disturbance at the Dublin
Theatre, were called to order by the
celebrated Felix McCarthy, who was in
the same box. One of them, presenting
bis card, said, "You shall hear from pne
of us our name is Lawes." "Lawes,
Is it?" quoth Felix. "Then I'll give
you an addition to your name;" and,
exerting bli well-know strength, he
banded them both out of the box, ex
claiming, ".Now, by the powers, you're
both outlaws."