THE TIMES, NEW UL00MFIEL1). 1'A., DECEMUKlt 3, 1878.
Professional Curds.
J 8. JUNKIN, Attorny-t Law,
. Nw iiiihuiiUpIiI, IVrryoo.,Pa.
"OHlce Next dour to the residence ol JihIks
Jtiuklu. 4tr
AM. MAUKEIi. Attorney. nt-I.RW,
a Mow lllooinllnUl, l'erry rtminty, Pa.
Mf" OHlce directly opposite the l'ost-Ollice,
and adjolulug the Mansion Home.
T KW1S rOTTKIl,
ATTUItN ICY AT LAAV,
NBW ULOOMKIKLU, fKKKY CO.. PA.
sr Claims ttrnmut-ly scoured collerl
Writings and all legal business carettilly attend.
xidto. nyi
rII AKI.IC9 H. HMILICV. Attorney at I,aw.
Nuur lllnnmllfllil. Pill I CO. Pa.
.Umne Willi C. A
immnu, r."i., hikh
r oiMiostte) the I'resliyte.
Itreot, mirth side, uearly oposl
VIA UlluTCIl.
All mist 211, 1872.
-1ITM. A.HPONHI.KK, Attorney-at-l,aw,
y Olllce adJolnliiK Ills residence, on Kant
Main street, New Ulooinllold, Perry eo., Pa. 3 2 ly
T011NO.BHATTO, Snrneon Dentist.
New llluutnlleld, Perryoo., Pa.
All kinds of Mechanical and Hurgli'al Dentistry
done in the best manner, and at reasonable
VOfllce at his residence one door East nf the
Robinson House, and opposite Win. A.Hponsler'a
Law olllce. 821y
VITM. N. HElllKllT, Attorney-at l.aw,
V New UloomUeld, Perryco.,Pa.
blonmncld, 3 331V.
LEWIS FOTTF.H, NOTARY PUBLIC, NewBloom.
Held, Perry Co., Pa.
Deeds, Bonds, MBi tniiKes and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds of Pension and lloimty Papers drawn and
eertilled, will also take depositions to be rei.d In
anveourt In the United States. 7101y
CHAB. J.T.McINTIKK, Attorney-at-law,
New lllooinlleld, Perry on., Pa.
r,A1lprofesslonnU)usluesspromptlyandfaltb'
fully attended to. 3 2 1 v.
1TTM. A. MOItlllHOX,
VV J08TICKOK TIIK PK ACE and OENERAL
COI.I.ECTOlt, NRWdmtMANTOWN, Perryoo., Pa.
r Kemlttanceswlllbe made promptly tor all
Collections made. - 744
CHAH. A. BAHNKTT, Attomey-at-I.aw,
Now Bloom Held. Perry co., Pa
A-Ofllce on lilgli street. North side, nearly op
posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 Sly
ML. LIGGETT. Attiunry-at-Law.
Newtort, l'erry Omntti,
ra.
Having permanently located at Newport, will
Hive prompt and careful attention to all busl
ines matters committed to his ore.
H. Olllce, No. i North Second Street.
Newport, April & 1S7H.
R
ICHA.RD L. MAGEE,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
Olllnn nt Ills residence. Ill CENTRE TOWN-
SHIP, Perry County, l'eim'a., one mile South of
New lllooinlleld. 10 3
0.
P. BOLLINGER, M, D ,
'having located In Newport, oilers his Profcs
ional services to all who may need them .
Chronic diseases of every description cured,
ta- Olllce in Dr. Hhatto's building, 4th Street.
March 4, 1878.
G
EORGE H. MARTIN
GEXE1UL AGENT.
HLAIN, IMS 11 II Y COUNTY, PA.
Special attention Riven to the collection of
claims, and any other biMlnesH entrusted to him
will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate.
April, l'Jth, 1877.
-TtTATCHMAKER & JEWELER.
CEO. C.HENRY,
Watchmaker and Jeweller, No. 2tS, Carlisle St.,
New Bloomncld Pa. ltepairing of all kinds well
and promptly done.
EATHER
THE subscriber has uow on hand at
LOW PltlCKH.
Good Sole Leather,
Kip of Superior Quality,
Country Calf Skins,
French Calf,
LININGS, ROANS, &c.
F. Mortimer,
NEW BLOOMFIELD. PA,
American and Foreign Patents.
GILMORR CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN,
tlO.-iUKU & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro
cured 111 all countries. NO PEES IN ADVANCE.
No cliarue unless the patent In granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees (or ohtaiuiug and conducting a le
'hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special altentlou given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent otllce. Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Suits in different States, and
All litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. Send Stamp to Gilmore Si Co., lor pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASK. LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
8. General Land Olllce and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any 160 acre
pieces for sale. This Scripts assignable, and can
lie located in the name of the purchaser upon any
government land auhjeot to private eutrv. at
1.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Oilmore & Co.,
lor pamphlet of Instruction.
A It It EARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war. or their heirs, are in many casesentltled
to money from the (fovernment or which they
liave no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount nf nay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to OILMORE Si CO.. and a lull re
Vly. after examination, will he given you free.
PENSIONS.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and BAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the late war,
linwever slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
iILMORBiCO.
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE CO.. before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business Is conducted
hi aseparate bureau, under charge of the same
oxperlenced parties, embloyed by the old nun.
Promnt attention to all business entrusted to
ilLMORE ti CO.. Is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deserving It.
Address: UILMORE&CO.,
62DF. Street,
Washington, D. C.
Our Stock of NEW GOODS
for Men's Wear Is complete.
Prices from i centsup.
MORTIMER. New Bleomneld.Pa
Newport Advertisements.
W.
II. S. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LR88 MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take good Tlmlier on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange (or
Lumber, &c, We use Clearlleld PI lie and Horn
lock only.
W. R. B. COOK & CO.,
Newport, Terry Co., To.
October 10, 1870.
JONES'
BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones & Hon,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WR would respectfully Invite the patronage of
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the IIHJHKrvr PRICKS the market wlllallord,
will be paid for all kinds of
GRAIN,
FLOUR,
PRODUCE
SEEDS AND
RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH,
SALT,
PLASTER,
CEMENT
COAL,
IRON,
STEEL,
HORSE SHOES, &0..&C.
FOR HALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
4. Ordors promptly (Hied,
Newport, July 20, 1876 tf
N
EWPORT DRUG STORE.
Havitiit on hand a complete assortment of the fol
lowing articles, the subscriber asks a share of your
patrouairu.
Drugs and Medicine,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock ol
Concentrated Lomedies,
ESSENTIAL OILS,
Brushes, Terfumeryi
IIAIIt on.,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOHES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully nnd Promptly Filled
B . M . EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
Wright' nutldlng,
NEWPORT, PA.
Sole Agent for Lorllard's Buperlor Tobacco;.
Also, A Large Stock of STA
TIONERY always on hand at
LOW PRICES.
Country Merchants supplied with Goods
at Philadelphia prices.
49 Your orders are solicited. 9 41
CALL AND SEE ME.
The Subscriber has opened a Store opposite the
Railroad Depot, at NEWPORT, where Ueis pie
pared to supply
OYSTERS, GROCERIES, dc,
At the lowest market pnee. A full stock on
hand. The patronage of the public Is solicited.
iUt. WM. ICKE8,
Newport, Pa,
Grain Wanted at the Newport Bills.
THKunderslxned will pay a premium on good,
dry.clean craln of all kinds.
MILTON B. ESHELMAN,
W ly. Newport, Perry county, Pa.
IMPORTANT NOTICK The subscriber
late of the (Inn of Rhoades Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of HLAIN
5J,?ironJ.,7Antl,atJie led a WAGON
makkk-BHOP, and Is prepared to make new
wuKonsand repair old ones at short notice, and
the old Hnn 10 TWKNT er ceut- cheaper than
Wtiive nie a call. Satisfaction cttaranteed.
ni.1. . JACOB SMITH.
Blaln, August 8, 1867.
$66 i.wef'llt J0"' own town. 1 Outfit free
MkiriHlt- fortHr. If you want a business
f?l'uheJ,.lne.tJ.,.EX.w01'kAwl ltB for ' Partlou.
lars to H. HALLE TT & CO., Portland, Me. "11 ly
AUCTIONEERS.
J
AS. P. LATCH FORD,
A UCTIONEEIt,
Would respectfully Inform the public that he
will ory sales at reasonable prices. All orders
will receive promnt. attention.
DONN ALLY'S MILLS, PERRY CO., PA.
"tamescleeland
u Auctioneer,
Offers his services tothealtl?ensof Perry and
Cumberland counties. Post olllce address,
Sherniansdale, l'erry co., Pa.
ff D.HENRY,
A UCTIONEEIi,
Blaln, l'erry county Pa,
-Torms Moderate and every exertion made
to render satisfaction. t(
Auctioneer. Tlio undontlRiiod gives
notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin conatlns. orders are solicited and
proniptattentlonwlllbe aiveu.
E.D.WELLS,
New llnfTnlo
Pen v oo., Pa.
B. HARNISH,
Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
satlslactliiu guaranteed. 6 tf
D
AVID M'COY,
A.1JC7TIO3N101C11,
ICKEHIiURfJ, PERRY COUNTY, PA.
100 calis1"8" mu(Ior,lt, PromIt attention paid
H
OME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
Iwouldrespectlvelylnforra myfrlendsthat II n
tendoalling upon them with a supply ol good
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Conslstlngof
CABBIMERS,
OA88INET8,
FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd)
CAUPETH, Aco.,
to exchange for wool or sell for cash.
J.M. BIXLEH.
CbntreWooi.rn Pactout . 6,17,4m
For Sale hv V. Moutimiiii. New ItlnnmHelri
Perry county. Pa.
Tic llloificlt
is published every Tuesday
BY
F. MORTIMER & CO.,
New Bloomfield Perry Co., Pa.,
At the Low Price of
SI 25 PER YEAR,
WITHIN THE COUNTY.
$1 30 PEll YEAH,
Outside the County, Postage Paid.
"THE TIMES"
the best advertising met
urn in this section of the
State.
Circulation Nearly 2,000 !
KNOW
By reading and practicing
the Incitinmblo truths con
tained in the beat medical
book ever Issued, entitled
PIIUAPI sSELF-PREox.RVATlON
THYxH tPricconlytl. Bent by mail
I li I ULkl on receipt sf price. It
treats of Exhausted Vitality, Prematura Decline,
Kcrvous and Physical Debility, and the- cndleps
concomitant ills and untold miseries that result
therefrom, and contains wore, than 60 original pro.
9 criptions, any one of which la worth titc prico of
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tensive and probably the most skilful practitioner
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riled medal by the National Medical Association.
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HEAL
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JOB PRINTING of every description neatly
and promptly executed at Reasonable Rates
at the Bloomneld Times Steam Job Olllce.
D
R. J. W. RICE,
Surgical and Meclmulcal Deiitinf,
PORT ROYAL, Juniata County. Pa.
V Office on Market St., one door West of the
Timet olllce. Any person wishing tobe called on
at their residence, will please Inform me of the
act. M ra
If nirfd In llif rrrtlnsril niiiVwt
turn's run l,iiiii(iii,iucTn.vc
TlltlSI'IIATKol 1,1 lit:, ii riirt fr(:iinnmp.!3l
tln. ( nni;liv llroitrliiti. It nil Nrrululous FHI
I ii-rntm. Ak yeurdragghtfurOsinua'a cT
If Br hiia nut pnt It, I will, on rwrlpt PHl
vvJv,r6imilH"'lll.t.-l'!UllU APvJ
Times
DEATH DEFEATED.
T710R over Ml years HKU.I'.IIS' LIVKIl PILLS
! have Iipcii the standard remeily (or Liver
Cnmplnlnls, Costlveness, Hick lli'iiilache, Pain III
Shoulders or Back, li?ius, Cnitted Tongue,
Pever and Ague, and all diseases arising (nun a
ilerangrd stale o( t he Liver or Stomach. Thomas
Adams, of Big Handy, Ky.snys: "Hellers' Pills
have saved huiidieil of dollars In doctors' bills In
this country." R, K. SKhl.KRS Hi CO., Prop'rs,
Plttslmrgh, i'a.
THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC.
I'or the cure of all diseases arising from Impure
Blood, and for Invigorating and strengthening
the vital iirgiins. Arnvnu weak, nervoii", deblll.
lated, linlo and eniaclnted t Have you lost your
nppctltcf Have vu iiniiMa. pain In the back,
&o.? If so, Dr. Lldsev's lllond Heiirchi-rwlll drive
out the disease and bring back the IILOUM OK
II KALI II. Pimples, Bulls. Kryslpelns, Tetter.
Halt llheiim. o , are but. surface Indications ol
mil. mini in . vo. , HIH IMII. pill IIM n iniiii'it, m.ii!. ,ii
BIiiimI llliieasesi and Dr. Lid Key's Blond Searcher.
moot
by n
I,y iiii ,. I iik I it nyH'lll, Finii-iin hit, nnin nii.i
lieaulllli's the ciimplexlim. Hnlil by all dniuKlsts.
I per bottle. It. li. SICLLKIIH & CO.. 1'nipi le-
tors, Pittsburgh, Pa.
(I 48
FROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE
TOE BPERMATTOEnCEA.
"SEMINAL PASTILLE"
A Vsiuthlf l)loovtry
otul New lfpirturt In Med
trul Hrlf-m-e, an puirr
N- iiii) iindllvfly erlirf
1 Hemeily fur the ipt-wif
tnil pi-friinnMit (,'ura u
BAmftml Emlmiom 9
Ittipotminy by thr otilr
true wiiy, tUi Dlrnnk
ADDlif Hotl In Hi
plpil Rtt of lhf I Hf , "tlii(t tiy AbHorptlon. nti env
tntR Mi prcllU; ititliK'in-i on Hie Scnilnal Vesiolei EJno
iiliiorjr liiictn, iToNtrnte tilimd tml Urrthra. Tli un
fifths flrniPily U ttrniltd wltli nu (ulnnr ItirtniTfiiirnrr,
It It quirhly rlianolvi-il bimI ifHin l)orfit-tl, firoiltirlnft n
Immftltata ntitlilnit mid roitoritlrd rflerl iimn th !
nl mid iH-rvtma ormilxahoit wrrrki-d trturt fll-tliii-
mnl ni'PMra, ttonpliiK lli drnln from tin vrtrin, mlnr
ImjeUii' nilnrl In lifdllti (-nil nound memory, removing
tiii DlmnnHn of FIlRhf, Nervoun Hib1lltjr, Confufllnn
nf IdiMis, Avrrnlon to Society, Bto.Eto. kikI tli (( r
nurn of prnmnturo old ago naually nrroinpany irta tM
frMiil,:r, mnl reat'itlupt frfi-tt Vffor, wlipreltlm
(ice ti tl-iniiaiit furyptiri. 'J hi iikmIp of tn linnt lua itiMxl
llin (rut In vrry irvero phhph, mnl li now a pniiinimrcd
iiHTiw. Driiga nriti imn-h mrrlhrd in IIipip tmublM,
ami, ( iiiftuy jhm n-nr wllfiia fo, v i t It lmt Hit'c If my
1M"iinnncril Roml. 'I'lirrtt l tin N"ncnc flhont tli It l'rr)itr.
lti, I'mclM'pl f.htrrvBilon Mmhlr-m it uiii(ivply viiarnn
tr Otnt It will (clvoHntlRfartton. Uiirlrta; tlm iKdl
yturotl.nt It liti benti In nciiprnl luc, Iirvp (IiimihihU
ol ii tiliiiiitilnla na ( III valup, And it It now com'trd
rd hy thn Mrdlcil I'rurcaaioii to i Hie tnoat rillotiAl
infiiiit ytt dlaruvcrvd (d rPodiltiK nnd PiirlfiR tliia vtnr pr-v-trnl
tronlilc, ttml It well Ittiowtl In be 1 he rtuif! tf untold
mlarryt'ito tunny, nnd iip'ni wlioin qitnokA (tfpy with
tliplriiclrt tioolnitiu nnd biff frnw.Tlin Itcmrdy I put up
In a nont li'i, f,tniu(t,i In laat n tiKinl li. And tent in a pit In
wrnpiirr ly imaII ti-ntrd f-ir ft 0 Two Inn ft, r aufTlilf tit to
pftri (niiFrmntirtitturit titilcf hi Mtvrri rapi) f 0 'I'liri-
Ihixpi flit i tit; lltrcn full inmitlit. will ttnn tti'filfirtf. And
Ft-aiore vlpnr. In (lift wont mart. $ 7 Full DIAEUTIONB
for iinlnr will iveiinpnny KA(JH UOX.
(ppnd fur IiMrr lptle Pmplilr giving AnAffimlftrtV
IHiiitrntiont, which will t-oiivliire th moat acrpHpii
t'ttt thfy rn hi roaforrd to perfect mAiiliodrf, And
fitted for (hp dtillffl of Ht, ttnit a It iiM-pr ArTcUd. W
Srnt NenlPfl for t tump In Any una. Sold ONLY by tht '
HARRIS REMEDY CO. MF'G.CHEMISTS.
MtrkM and Olh. 8lt. ST. LOUIS, MO,
Privftt HoapltKl, XE I
I A new wnrk, brlee 50
n. i,jrt nt.,iiniCARf),
III 0 'Bw--lnUT,tlil
Ioente by mll. Mraln
rl"fl of Nature, fhy-l-eloRy
of Mtrrlt;e, Or
Print, Cbronlo nd I
f em a I DlaPtMt.
ConaiiltAtlnn f rtie. I
I.Rtlltt And Gntl
IRktta m uenerauon.
Iilaeatna of Youth aiiq
I Manhrxidi A wealth of
0
men, tend one dollar I
for tftinAlti of btt
robber ftAodt, And I
TAluAhle iDforfflftilon I
I oho)?e nnd tbIuaM In-
Irnrmatlon, nf Interest
to both tenet. Nothing
ofTenalre to noA taala
and reltnemenL Itifrtr
by axprpaa. If ell n
bl Kcratlfl Pllla. I.r
I mitt I on ntver bfrre
ntil.ll-hed. No famllr
per box. I'rlTatel
bntne Aofl hurt (or
fjAdlei durtog ooo-
Unemetit.
I ahoiild irt without 1L
I 0 rAddreaa, Pr. A. O.
. 'Ail Murk Rt.
BOOKS.IVlSLLIOfJ
In new aiMi rsriiii rij umug IV
WodLouK. ouMtHinii-t;, wan moiiy
other, thu tulluwinir Bha titer ei A
fD..1 coiTipcteiit WoiiiAiihui'il, Kclecthm oi
a ti iic, j-.viuenvre in iifiiiiiy. l em-
perAiiient. cotiinAt.ble and Inrompatl
Ule, Htprlilly in wumeii, chiiio and
iriatiiu-iii. Ailfu u to liriurirriiuiii. Anvlua In liuatiandi.
Advlr to wivet, rniitlitilion, lit rauirt, Cetelioi-y ana
Matrimony roinpart d, L'ciif(iitj:ii tliitira. Cimt-ppilfii, C"
fluenient, lofa and C'fiurialilp. Irtipeilimentito Marrltife,
In male and female, He if nee ui K iiroductlun, Binale lift
conaiderpd, ,awot MarilflKP. Law or JJirotve. i,rlr)fcliUi
of married wmnen, etc., lncluclina: tllaenArn peculiar to
Wotnon, thefr cniiaea and treatment. A btiok for private
and ponalderate rcAdhiR. i Oyo pa (ft, villi full 1 lata .u
graviaK, hy mail, tea led for CO centf.
. a!Xhe Private Medical Adviser,
en Btbllia,Uonorriicoa.t.ieet,ritrlcture,VaHetn1.
Ac, Alao on Mpormattorhoea.8oxualDcbtUty,AiidInf
potency, from Meil-abuae and txcrr-ei a, ratiahiK Reniinal
Kmlaai'Mia, NTvoiianeaa, Avcralon lo Snr lety.C'onfuiion of
Meat, Fliytlral decay, lilmiieatof tight, lirtfctive Memory,
Loal id Heiual Tower, etc. makiiiK uiArrlat:e Improper
or unhappy, Klvlna trentment, and a errat many
valuable rtrelpta for On cure of all private dlicMtf t iftw
aUo( orcr OUpUtea, 60 ctiiti,
, ,"MoJionl Artvloe,"
ft lertore on KTanhood ami Womanhood, 10 centti of
All three in nut nicely bound Toltime, (1. 'fliey contain
eoOpaKpa And oer fw llluatrAtiona, emhrarihg every
tiling on the generally ayatein that la worth know inf. And
mm-h thAtiaiiulpiihllalKd In anyother work. The enm
bined volume lapoaitlvely the beat l'opular Htdkal Book
r'lihliahed, aiidtlioafldUantlafled After gcttiliff 11 can have
heir money refunded. The Author la an ripertenced
J'hyiirlanofmAnyyearf practice, (ea la well known,) and
the advice Riven. And llulea for treatment laid down, will
be found nf (treat value to thoae auffehiiK from Impurltica
of th ayalera, eerly errora.lmt vigor, or Any of the nuiner
one troublea comlti(( under the head or "Private" or
'Chronto dlaeAaee. gentln tingle volume, or completo
In one, fur Trice in Rlampa, Hilver or Currency. (ContuU
Utlon confidential, and Jet ten Are promptly anrl frankly
antwered wilhout charge.) Addreaai Dr. Bufti Ditperv
ary, lfl N. Bth St., Ht. Loula, Mo. (EatabllahoU 1847.)
UJr For Mis by New Deal or. AGENTS wanted,
( DR. BriTS Invite all peraoni aufterlng from "V
RlITUKK to tend him their namea And addrraa, 1
and hereby aiaurea them that they will learn W
tuiotthitig to their awlvamtae. Not Truao.
HUNTS
The. ftreat KMner
ftledlrlne u nut s now
conipuund It tiss bea
before the pobl Ic us jemr
snd u.cd br all clswes,
III NT'H lltnviiv
REiiDV
liuasred from Mhki rlnc
dlsesso and death baa
dreda srbo have been
1 Riven DD br rhrslclana
rnieaof (he Klibuya, Illaddrr, and I rlnary
Itraan., llropav. . Uravnl, liUbi-tes. ana
tlT't".!. "."". ana Kelfntlon of ITrlne.
II UN l"H RKIftliOYencouraKes sleep, creates an
appetite, braves up the system, and renewed bealtu
Is the rwiult. IIIJNT'H KH1EI)V cure. Fain
In the Hide, Hack, or I.olns, irnrmi UeblU
n itsinr.ui rurra mi id
rADnetitA. Ilrlifhla IILonaA nf th UlJ.
'a Jf,BlurDe etieep, liOais
neyasudall Complaints of trie Urlnn-Uenitnl
.rruana. in'n'rn ifKmKliv is purely Tefte
table.aild meuta a want never before fuml.hefl to ttiM
public, and the ntmnut reliance may oe placed In It.
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HUNT
A Hunt for "Drones."
A Kontleiimii llvliif! In the nortlicrn
suliurlm nccureil a lilve of been two or
three weeks oro hh ft nucloa for au
aplury, and In tlio courHe of tun duys be
bail rend ten tliU'erent works on the
honey-bee and Invented half a dozen
patent hived. The other rorenoon fl
man called at the houe on business
and was Informed by the wife that ber
huHband was out ItiHpuctiii"; the bees.
"Is be taking up honey V" Inquired
the man.
"Oli.no he's looking to see if there
are any drones In the hive."
At that instant both were startled by
a series of whoops and yells, and the
husband cume round the corner of the
house on the Jump, his bat striking; the
air on all sides of him. lie rushed
through the currant bushes and back,
rolled on the grass und lit out for the
barn, and the atna.ed wife shaded ber
eyes from the sun as site looked after
him and continued, In a disappointed
tone:
"But I don't believe be found a single
drone by the way they stick to him !"
Didn't Like the Price.
Atone time brother (J-
- suffered
tlio loss of a number of line sheep out of
his flock, and, whatever might have
been his suspicions, failed to obtain
adequate evidence to convict the person
suspected of the criminal act. Just
about this time, in a season of religious
Interest, a person of very indiflercnt
previous character became Interested in
the meetings, and finally came to broth
er C and confessed that he was
the oflender, and had wickedly stolen
his sheep, lie quite humbly asked
forgiveness, and proposed very properly,
to pay for the stolen sheep. Brother
C received him with bis usual good
nature; and Instead of setting a price
himself upon the sheep, said, "Well,
well, brother, what do you think they
are worth V" With a pathetic tone of
volce,the new penitent answered, "The
Lord told me to come and pay you a
dollar and a half apiece for the. sheep."
"lay It, then," said brother C very
quickly; "but I don't want the Lord to
price any more of my sheep 1"
63" A school teacher asked a pupil to
parse the sentence: "Mary milk 'the
cow V When he reached the last word
he said. "Cow is a noun, feminine gen
der, singular number, third person, and
stands for Mary."
"Btands for Mary," said the teacher,
"how do you make that out?"
"Because," replied the youth, "If the
cow didn't stand for Mary, how could
Mary milk the cow?"
B3""Ijut dropped In to tell you,"
panted Mrs. A. as she dropped herself into
Mrs. B's easy chair, "that our minister's
wife has ordered a new winter hat that
won't cost a penny short of six dollars ;
just think of it, and so many poor in
the parish to be clothed, to say nothing
of the suffering South ; but I must go,
I'm Just tired to death shopping. Bought
beautiful silk velvet for a polonaise this
morning for four dollars a yard."
aKTSwartzmyer to his wife : "Now,
see here, mine lof, better as you had
Johnny led a leeile op on dot candy
eatln', obber der first ding you don't
know he haf some toothach in his
teesh, und haf been skwallin' around
all night mit der cholera morbus in bis
Jaw don't it?"
2"A colored firm recently dissolved
partnership and posted the following
notice to the public : "I)e dissolution
of co-parsnips heretofo resisting betwixt
me and Mose Jones, in de barber pro
fession am heretofo dissolved. Pussons
who owe must pay to the subscriber.
I)em what de firm ose must call on
Jones, as de firm is insolved.
(S A facetious brakeman on the Cen
tral Pacific Kail road cried out, as the
train was about enteringa tunnel, "This
is one mile long, and the train will be
four minutes passing through It." The
train dashed through into daylight again
in four seconds, and tne scene in the car
was a study for a painter.
K3"A physician finding a lady reading
"Twelth Night," said, "When Shak
spear wrote about Patience on a monu
ment, did be mean doctors, patients?"
"No," she answered ; "you don't find
them on monuments, but under them."
3T"Realiy,Mr. Johnson, there's nae
end to your wit," said a lady in the west
of Scotland to a noted humorist. "God
forbid, madam," he repHed, "that I
should ever be at my w it's end."