THE TIMES, NEW IJLOQJNtFlEIA I'A., JVJA30, 187$, . , 7 Professional Curds. JE. J UN KIN. Attorney-at-Law, , New HloomllnUl, Perry CO., Pa. -oillce Next door to the residence ot Judge Jmiklu. soif AM. MARKEL. Attorney-at-Law, a New Bloomlleld, Perry county, Pa. t-sf Office directly opposite the Poet-Oulce, and adjoining the Mansion House. T EW19 POTTEll, ATTOHNEY AX UW, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERKY CO., PA. srClalms promptly neonred collected Writings and all legal business carefully attend ed to. a yl CHARLES II. RMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Bloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa. Omcewltli C. A. Burnett, Esq., on High Street, north side, nearly opposite the Presbyte rla Church. August 20, 172. "ITTM. A. BPON8LER, Attorney-at-Law, W Olllce adjoining his residence, on East Main street, New Uloomtteld, Perry Co., Pa. 8 1 j JOHN (J. BHATTO, Burgeon Pentlst, New Bloomlleld, Perryco., Pa. All kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry done In the best manner, and at reasonable '""UOITlce at his residence one door Eastofthe Robinson House, and opposite Wm. A. Bponsler'i taw office. 8 21y w M. N. HEIBERT, Attorney-at-Law, New Hloomtteld. Perrvco..Pa. Bioomneia, a m iv. WM. M. BUTCH, ATTORN KY-AT-LAW, New Bloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. rOfflce Two doors West ot F. Mortimer, Store 87 ly LEWI8 POTTER, hotary public, New Bloom held, Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mertgnges and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be reed In any court In the United States. 7 10 ly CHA8.J. T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. yAll profeasionalbusinesspromptlyandfatth fully atteuded to. 8 2 lv. -ITTJf . A. MOKlilSON, Vy JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NewGehmantown, Periyco., Pa. -HemittanceswIllbe made promptly tor all Collections made. .. 741 OIIAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtield.rerry CO., Pa 9Offlce on high street. North side, nearly op posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 21y ML. LIGGETT. Attokn rt-at-Law, Newport, l'erry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busi ness matters committed to his care. M. Olllce, No. Mil North Second Street. Newport, April 2? 1878. JICHARTl. MAGEE, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, W Offlce at his residence. In CENTRE TOWN SHIP, Perry County, Penn'a., one mile South of New Bloomlleld. 10 3 0. P. BOLLINGER, M. D , having located In Newport, offers his Profes sional services to all who may need them . Chronic diseases of every description cured. wa-Onicein Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street. March 4, 1878. QEORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIX, PERU COUNTY, PA. Special attention given to the collection of claims, and any other business entrusted to him will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. Apt-11, 13th, 1877. ! . "Y'ATCHMAKER & JEWELER, CEO. C. HENRY, Watchmaker and Jeweller, No. 26, Carlisle St., New Bloomlleld Pa. Repairing of all kinds well and promptly done. JEATHER &C. THE subscriber has now on hand at , , LOW PUICES, ! Good Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOSMElt & CO., Solicitors. Patents nro cured inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOF. No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional tees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALLrejectedappllcations may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be lre the Patent olttce. Extensions before Con gress, Infringement Suits in dllterent States, and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to tiilinore & Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Coutested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. 8. General Laud Offioe and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION Claims, aud HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any IriO acre nieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can be located In the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at 1.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Giliuore & Co., for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war. or their heirs, are in many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMORE Hi CO.t aud a full re ply, after examination, will be given you free. j. jj. g J Jj g All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and BAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or injured in the late war, however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing GILMORE Hi CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business Is conducted in a separate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted t GILMORE i CO., ts thus Secured.' "We deslif to win suocess by deserving It 1 , Address i . G1LMOKE 400., . , . tKU F. Street, i . Washington, D. 0. Newport Advertisements. - It. 8. COOK & CO.,f Agree to sell all kinds of , LUMBER AND SHINGLES, i ' 1 1 . for LESS MONEY than anyother dealers la this county. Ave will also take good Timber on the stump or delivered at onr Mill In exchange for Lumber, &o, We use Cleariield Pine and Hera lock only. W. R. 8. COOK ft CO., Jiewport, Perry l'o.a Pa. October 10. 1870. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Sou,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of the farmers, and the public generally, as the HIGHEST PRICES the market will allord, will be paid for all kinds of GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE, SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, 8ALT, PLASTER, CEMENT ' COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &C, &0. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. S. Orders promptly filled, Newport, J uly 20, 1875 tf N EWP0RT DRUG STORE. Having on hand a complete ansortment of tho fol lowing articles, the subscriber inks a share of your patronage. Dwigs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock ot Concentrated Romedie3, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, Terfumeryt HAIIt OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLE S. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and 8ACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Careftilly and Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, Wright's Butliliug, NEWPORT, PA. 8ole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. Also, A Large Stock of STA TIONERY always on hand at LOW PRICES. Country Merchants supplied with Goods at Philadelphia prices. Your orders are solicited. 9 41 CALL A D SEE ME. The Subscrlbar has opened a Store opposite the Railroad Depet, at NEWPORT, where heis pie pared to supply OYSTERS, GROCERIES, tc, At the lowest market price. A full stock on hand. The patronage ot the public Is solicited. 43tf. WM. ICKES. Newport, Pa, Grain Wanted at the Newport Hills. rpHR undersigned will pay a premium on good. ja ury, vieau tmuu ot miKinns. MILTON B. ESHELMAN, Newport, Perry county, Pa. 4fily IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber late of the firm ot Rhoades ft Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wantons and repair old ones at short notice, aud at from TEN to TWENTY per ecut. cheaper than the old Bnn. r-Give me a eal). , Satisfaction guaranteed. , . ' ' JACOB SMITH. Blaln, Augusts, 1867. t R R week ,n yur own town. (5 Outfit free wu No risk. Keader.lt you want a business at which persons of either sex can make great pay all the time they work, write for full partiou. Iars to H. HALLE It ft CO., Portland, Me. "11 ly PRICES REDUCED. "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED Light-Running, Noiseless, No Gears.No Cnms.No Springs. New ami Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy alties,we are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. JJ Send for Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18t. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind T If so, call and see the LiAllGH STOCK HOW OFFERED BT F. MO It TIMER. Pr.A.G.pLIN'Sit.ig all DUotmofft Prlrat Mturt, nmiltlni from wli abase or Inf.sr-tlttM of lth S.i. Hrnlnal WkiiMiiproducl .mlMlont, Lou of Mfmorv, impaired Nivht, Lot Manhood .or ImpoUncy, Serwou eblllij( punnft nntlycuredt dbaunof the llladdpr, Mlncj, iJvrr. I.unas Cktarrh. Hit. kII Cbronk- DIhiml and Jim had life-lonf expeHnc, and cum wb otbrn lUl. H bkfTduUor lh Refonrwd Rohrwl, um do mtrrurv, hm th lwzMt pntctlcs in h U. S. l.AlMtHrtaulring Uptime tit with prlrate horn and board, rail or wtlu. Everr convnwac fee patfvoU. Bnd fifty cenU for MmpU or Rubbar flood and cir cular of Imprwtant InformatUin hjr tipma. OLIN'S Fmal Pill, p jm Box. Cotiiiilutlon frea. MARRIAGE GUIDE youin uid mi.UU wd of bntk foin, on .11 ilUnu. of pHnu o.lun. .luibl. irf.k. k, lb. mtntti and Ihow roni.mpl.lliii mums.. Hnw to b. hwlthy and Uuly b.imy In lb. inanfcd nla Uoo. Ererybedj daould ot Ut book. IHa M eiaia. W aoj ad- A PHYSIOLOGICAL View of Marriage ! ElAGunUttt Wedlock M JAGutOato Wedlock and iruiuiut nuai irraiie on Hit I lutIP Ot marHaif anil thm lt:aueiithat unflt Inrir, ihM. 'AND', iroii of Reproduction and iuie iiiaeaaea or women. A book lor nrlvntp. romtil. Qt a te rcaUmK- pagei, priot Abuae Exoeai.sa. or Secret Ulaeaaea, wiih Ilia boat Ueaii.pf ,uro. KM lanri-nnn. prioo.W v A CLINICAL LECTURE on the above dl,eaiei ami u T?;r?,'t mn? x?'n' Ctrra,auptur, Uit Opium Habtt.jLc, prk-e o el: Kliherbouk nal poaluaiUon rrerApt ot prleei or alllhree. ronlalninK.JIUniijb.aulinjUv iliualrated. lor 7 j cu. Aildraaa SB. BUTT 6 Wo. IfX. Km 8k at. Louta. Mo. EAVAmtlNO'S (1876 Uniform Copyrighted 1877) LAW BLAJSTKS, The Latest and BPt. ' A Great Improvement a want supplied. Wa furnish low aud whatever you need, i .., Law and Commercial Supplies of all Kinds. J Send for samples and price lists of what you want. , a CatalRiies of Blanks furnished at THIS OFFICII, or direct from the publisher. . K. WAKu, Tyrone, Pa. J- ADIE8 addicted to the habit of Intern j perauce are invited to seek information at a private home, where medical attendance and all comforts are provided. For Information address Mns. W. H. NICHOLSON. Box 2,712. ihlladelpla. November, 13, 1877. a "IT STILL WITH" T.di.riU tMl. ,.4 "T.a IPANNLEIt a.a. 'MKa . V, Mll.v ...iiaiT." a fu He tat" MILUOK. Em... !!MlUJ. IWiMllUA 414 rtj .fc ul a'. mi., Ml ..Mr. Kt M;eMt Ml rnttk Attmiwf Tm. u -ttooura ooaAa," ww.aUudu.. k awai Mi Ft... is niU,, hHlr. ti . TRTITOKra Ck.V t lb, biW,fa. Ml a-fclT Trial T-., a wmiu. Majiaa," mmt a. a. S3 ttOLD FLATRD WATCH BH. Chtnpeat lath Itnown world, SampU Walcht'rtt u iOtntt. . Addrew, A. Cuvltuu A Co. Cblieo. PARLOR PIOTTKE printed In Ten Colors. 25 Visiting Cards with your name finely printed. 10 Flirtation Cards. 12fchtUo WrltluB Paper, 12 White Envelone!. 1 litihlutr RVena The lot sent postpaid tor SB cents. Send Post blampsorCash. KURTZ & BliO., 431 Chest, uut Utreet, Philadelphia, Pu. : 12 ly Net Me Machine IE A UCTIONEERS. AS. P. LATCHF0RD, AUCTIONEER, Would respectfully Inform the nubile that he will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will receive promnt attention. DONN ALLY'S MILLS, FEKRY CO., PA. TAMES CLEELAND U Auctioneer. Offers his services to the eltlxens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post onice address, Hherniansdale, Perry co., Pa. w. D. HENRY, A TICTTO NEE If . Blaln, Perry county Pa. WTerms Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. etf Anctloneer. The undersigned gives notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry or Dauphin comities. Orders are solicited aud promptattentlon wlllbe given. K. 1). WELLS, New Buffalo Perry eo., Pa. B.HARNISH, AUCTIONlilOH, Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 5 tf D AVID M'COY, ATJCTIONEE , ICKESBUKO, PERRY COUNTY, PA. . . Chrges moderate. Prompt attention paid to ail calls. H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT I I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln teudealllng upon them with a supply ol good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of OASS1MER8, CASSINETS. FLANNELS, (Plainandbar'd) CAHPET8, Sec, to exchange for wool or sell for cash. J.M.BIXLER. Centre Wooi.ek Factort . 6,17,4m fjfcS J0Bvmrlo s tan Kernrrn nrt ernci nnennsa . a. .. .. 'I iissiui's con l.ivtu en, i.act. PIIOSPHATKolUJIK. scare hrC.nsnmr,.1 1 lion, touijhs. Ilrourhitu t nil xirofilm I umiiH. Ask ienrilrucs'irOininH 1 be s.a nut ft it, 1 will, n receipt J . fttiHtliultlH.c.t.luintil . U, un.n.s.i.-jJte,! Kf For Sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld Perry county, Pa. 82500 A TEAR. Arrentiwanted. Bn si new lepltiniute. Fartloulanfree. Addnai J.WOftTB CO., 81 LeuU, Mo. Tic illicit is published every Tuesday BY F. MORTIMER & CO., New Bloomfield Perry Co., Pa., At the Low Price of SI 25 PER YEAR, WITHIN THE COUNTY. $160 P Eli YEAR, Outside the County, Postage Paid. "THE TIMES" Is the 'best advertising medi um in this section of the State. . Circulation Nearly, 2,000 ! KNOW By reading snd practicing; the Inestimable truth con. turned In the best luctlicul book ever laaucd, entitled NELF-P UEbERV ATI UN a Price only $1. bent by moil on rocrint of crioe. It trcntt of Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, Rervoul and Itiyalcal Debility, and tlio endless roneomitaut ills and untold miaerics thnt result t herefrom, ond contains mora than 60orijrhml pre aci intioiu, unv una of whicli is worth tlic prico of the book. This book was written by tho moat ex. ten.ive und probably the moat ekllful practitioner lu A mci-ieit, to whom wns awarded a gold and Jew. .lied medal br the National Medical Aaaociatioiw A Pamphlet, llluitrated with the very finest II liic Terr il HEAL bteci ingravinea mart Tel of art and7 beauty S' nt FREE to all. Send fr it at once. Addrcis 1'EABODY MEDICALi THYSELF INSTITUTE, Kc, 4 Bui- sueli be, Jloatoo. Mats. E8TATK NOTICK. Notlcels hereby glv en that Letter of Administration onlne estate of Ueorae 1). Yost, lata ot Spring town ship. Perry county, Va deceased, have been granted to the undersigned residing In Dellville, AH persons lnalobted to said estate are request ed to make immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlement to FItANK 1. YOST, Administrator. W. H. firOKSt.EB, Attorney for Adni'r. April iU, IB7H. ; ' " -' . . i i i PRINTING of every description neatly ex ecuted at the Bloomfield Time Office at reasonable rate. . , . , : - . ,t , . Times " I'm a Dunce, Sir." . " What's your nBrnel'" teacher out In the country aeked a new pupil. " I'm a dunce, sir," replied the boy. The teacher's eyes dilated a little, and thinking he hadn't understood, Bald : " What did you say V" " I'm a dunce, sir," repeated the boy who was rather a bright-looking lad. " You're a dunce, are you " said the teacher, smiling, " No, sir," said the boy. Why, didn't you sity so 1" "No, sir," " Yes, you did." "No, sir." The teacher was about to appeal to the school to sustain him when a thought struck him, and turning to the. boy he asked : " What is your first name V"' "Isaac, sir." "And your nextS"' " May, sir." The teacher was quivering with excite ment now, and he was fairly trembling with eagerness as he asked : " And the last V" "Dunn, sir." "Now, say It again, the whole of It," shouted the pedagogue. " I. May Dunn, sir." " Boys," yelled the teacher, "always take care and be correct and particular in your pronunciation. Let this be a warn ing to you." For the Credit of the Family. A young gentleman was passing a little girl on Seventh street yesterday who was sitting on the doorsteps and making' the air melodious humming over a tune. He was interested by the sweet and Intelligent appearance of the child, and accosting her the following dialogue took place : " Sissy, what's your pa's name V" This was politely answered by the little girl. " How many brothers have you ?" " Four or five." " How many sisters?" "Four or five." The young man' curiosity being satis fled he passed on. The mother of the little four-year-old ( who had neither brother or sister) overheard the conver sation, and calling her In asked her why she had storied to the man and received the foiling cute reply : "Well, mamma, I didn't want the gentleman to thing we were so poor as to have no children." Columbia ( O). Statesman. The Dutchman's Cheese. " Give me someLlmburger and a glass of beer," said a chap as he sat down and placed his feet up on the table. The saloon keeper brought the beer and cheeze, when the chap sang out, " this Is no good cheese there Is no smell to it." ." Not goot cheese," Got in himmel it lsh yust splendlt." " Put your nose down and smell it then," replied his customer. ,The saloon keeper placed his nose down to the cheese, and then toward the feet on the table, and as he raised up turned to the chap and said in an in jured tone of voice. " Dake off dose feets vrom dere dable, und gif der cheeze some show, und den it vill pe all right, don't it ?" CaT The following has been on its travels in the newspapers for sometime, and it will soon be seasonable, we give it for what it Is worth : " Father, who travels the road so late f " "Hush, my child, 'tis the candidate. Fit examples for human woes Early he comes and early he goes, He greets the wo men with courtly grace, He kisses the baby's dirty face, He calls to the fence the farmers at work, ' He bores the merchant, he bores the olerk, . : The blacksmith, while bis anvil rings. He greets, and this Is the song he sings : 'Howdy, howdy, howdy do? How is yom wife, and bow are you? Ah 1 It fits my first as no other can, The horny lirst of the worklngman.' " Sir The jokers who Included a piece of stained brick among the " geological specimens" which they placed upon the desk of the professor as objects worthy of his explanatory remarks, received the following rebuke : Taking up one of the specimens, he said : " This is a piece of feldspar from the Portland quarries. And this," coming to the brick, " is a piece of impudence from some member of the class." ir A fair one wrote to her lover, beg ging him to send her some money. She added by way of postscript : " I am bo ashamed of the request I made in this letter that I sent after the postman to get it back, but the Bervant could not overtake him.