THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM EI ELI), PA., JUNE 25, 1878.
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Professional Cards.
T K. JUNKIN. Attornev-at-Law.
tie New llloomlleld. Perrco..Fa
-onioe Next duur to the residence ol Judge
Juukln. 46tf
AM. MARKEL. Attorney at-Law,
New il oomlleld. Perrvcountv. Pa.
l-tf Omce directly opposite tbe Post-0 Ulce,
.and adjoining tbe Mansion House.
J-KWIS POTTBH.
ATTORNEY AT UW,
NEW BLOOMKIELD, FERRY CO., PA.
Claims promptly secured oolleoted
Writings and all legal business carefully attend
eo. to.
HAULER II. HMII.KV. Attorney at Law.
' New llloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa.
0(Hi)e with C. A. Burnett. Esq., on lllh
i street, nortn slue, nearly opposite me rresoyie,
rlaa Church. August 2D, 1872,
ItrM. A.RPONWI.KK. Attnrnov-at-Law.
VV Otllce adjoining his residence, on East
Main street, New ulooiiilleld, Perry co., Pa. 3 ly
TOIIN G.8HATTO, Burgeon Dentist.
New lllooinllelil. l'errveo.. Pa
All kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry
done in the best manner, and at reasonable
prices.
.onice at his residence one door Eastofthe
Robinson House, and opposite Win. A.Bponsler'i
Law omce. iy
YITM. N. 8EIBERT. Attorney-at-Law,
VV New Uloomlleld, Perry co., Pa.
Bloomtleld, 8 33 lv.
WM. M. BUTCH,
ATTOHNKY-AT-LAW,
New llloomlleld. Pcrryeo.. Pa
-Omce Two doors West ol F. Mortimer,
score a i ly
LEWIS POTTER, notary public, New Bloom
Held. Perry Co.. Pa.
Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully
. prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds ol Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
certified, will also take depositions to be rei.d in
anyoourt mine united states. i luiy
"WAS. J. T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law,
J New Bloomtleld, Perry co Pa.
AH professional business pi omptlj andfaltb
fully attended to. 3 1 1 y.
rM. A. MOItltlSOV.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL
COLLI
.ECTOR. NbwOekmantown. Perry co.. Pa.
9Kemittanceswlllbe made moinntlv tor all
'uoiiecuons maue. n
lOHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
J New Hloonitleld. Perry co., Pa
a.Omce on high street. North side, nearly op
posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 21y
M.
L. LIGGETT. Attohnry-at-Law,
Newport, l'erru Ojunly. Pa,
Having permanently located at Newport, will
. give prompt ana caieim attention 10 nil dusi
ihsas matters committed to his care.
OIllce.No. 30 North Second Street.
Newport, April 2P 1878.
RICHARD L. MAGEE,
V U A, A. W AJ V J. A A A Ali A UnVlij
-Olllce at his residence, In CENTRE TOWN
SHIP, Perry County, Penn'a., oue mile South of
New Bloomtleld. Ill 8
0.
P. BOLLINGER, M. D ,
having located in Newport, offers his Proles
- slonal services to all who may need them.
Chronic diseases of every description cured.
M. Olllce In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street'
March 4, 1878.
G
EORGE H. MARTIN
GENERAL AGENT.
BLAIX, PJKKUY COUNTV, PA.
Special attention given to the collection of
eialins, and any other business entrusted to hi in
will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate.
April, 19th, 1877.
-yyATCHMAKER & JEWELER.
CEO. C. HENRY,
Watchmaker and Jeweller, Carlisle Street,
New Bloomtleld Pa. Repairing of all kinds well
and promptly done.
EATHER &C.
THE subscriber has now on hand at
LOW PUICES,
Good Sole Leather,
Kip of Superior Quality,
Country Calfskins,
French Calf,
LININGS, ROANS, &c.
F. Mortimer,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA.
.American and Foreign Patents.
GILMORE & CO., Successors to CHIPMAN.
HOSMEB & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro!
cured In all countries. NO FEES I N ADVANOF.
No charge unless the patent in granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived,
special attention glveu to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent offlee, Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Suits iu dlflerent States, and
all litigation appertaining to inventions or Pat
ents. Send Stamp to Ullinore & Co., for pamph
let of sixty pages. v .
LAND CASES. LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
a General Land Otilce and Department of the
'Interior. Private Land Claims. MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any ltio acre
pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
be located In the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
J1.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrauts. Send Stump to Ullwore & Co .
for pamphlet of Instruction.
ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service
and state amount of pay and bounty received
Enclose stamp to GILMORE Si CO., and a full re
ply, after examination, will lie given you free.
l'KlfsiOSS.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or injured 111 the late war
however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
GILMORE CO. . . .. "
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims aud the Southern Claims Commission.
aoh department of our business la couducted
in a separate bureau, uuder charge of the same
experienced parties, embloved by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
G1LMOHU& CO., Is thus secured. We desire to
win suuoess by deserving it.
Address: GILMORE SCO.,
o2 F. Street.
Washington, D. C.
Newport Advertisements.
it. s. cook & (jo.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take good Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for
j.uiiumr, wu, tt e use uiearueia l ine aim nem
lock only.
W. R. 8. COOK & CO. i
Newport, Perry Co., Pa.
October 10, 1870.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
( Formerly Joan Jones & Son,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of
in" inrmirs, anu me puoiic generally, as
the HIGHEST PRICES the market will afford,
win ue pmuior an kiuus oi
GRAIN,
FLOUR,
PRODUCE.
SEEDS AND
RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH,
SALT.
PLASTER,
CEMENT
COAL,
IRON,
STEEL,
HOUSE SHOES, &c, Sic.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
a. Orders promptly tilled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 t'
JyJEWPORT DRUG STORE.
naviuir on hand a complrt,' msnrtiHent of the following-
arttcleB, the subscriber usks a sUure of yonr
patronaa-e.
Drtiffa find MctUclnea,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock ot
Concentrated Eomedies,
ESSENTIAL OILS.
Brushes, rcrfumery
HAIU OIL,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Alsi always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filetf
B . M . EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
Wright's Untitling,
NEWPORT, PA.
Sole Agent for Lorilard's Superior Tobaccos.
Also, A Large Stock of STA
TIONERY always on hand at
LOW PRICES.
MC.nuntrv Itf Amhmti-a Bimt.Uu.1 nirh -
at Philadelphia prices. """"
W Your orders are solicited. 9 u
CALL AND SEE ME.
Til RiihpH1iAr hda nnaimrl a Qinra
Railroad Depot, at NEWrOKT, where he is pie-
OYSTERS, GROCERIES, fc,
1 1 til. Intt-.d. MUKlrn. ..... A -. ,
" wv, .morci yiivo. .n lull nillUK OB
hand. The natroiiAffe or tlm nnhiin la iiia.i
3tf. WM. ICKES.
Newport, Pa,
Oralu Wanted at the Newport Mills.
HK undersigned will pay a premium on good,
l dry, clean eraln of all Kinds.
MILTON R KSH ELM AN.
6 ly. Newport, Perry county, Pa.
IMPORTANT NOTICE The subscriber
late of the firm of Khoades & Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of HLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON
mAnuiBiiur, ana is prepared 10 mane new
waicons and renalr old ones ut short iiuli.'a mH
at from TEN to TWENTY per cent oueaper than
the old firm, . ,
M-Ulvenieaeall. Satisfaction ituaraiiteed.'
, JACOB SMITH.. ,
Blaln, August 8, 1867. , .
SlRR JW"1 in your own town. K Outfit frea
vUw Nor sk. Knailnr II vm.wa.it a limhi...
at which persons ol either sex can make great
liau.l ll,a lm. II..., .....-lit
1 uirj nuiiv, nriLQ lur 1UII pariiou-
ais to U. II ALLETT St CO., Portland, Me..ll ly
THE WEED
ft
PRICES REDUCED.
"The Family Favorite"
IMPROVED
New Mel Machine.
tight-Running. Noiseless,
No Gcars,No Cnms,No Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of Wood
work. From this date, by the expiration
of Patents under which we
have been paying roy
alties,we are enabled
to sell our ma
chine's at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first
class machine.
fitS Send for Circulars and
Trice Lists.
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
26 Union Square,
NEW YORK,
11 7 18t.
BOOTS
Do you want BOOTS of any kind t
If so, call and see the
LAHGK STOCK
NOW OFFERED BT
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or liif. otlon ol .ilh.rs. K. mlnal WeBknwiit.odiirii;
t.mliulotim Low or MrmorT. Impair, d fl.ht, iJ
Slunhotxl or Impotonr, . N, rvou. llcbllfi,, pm
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AS. P. LATCH FORD,
A VCTIONEER .
Would respectfully Inform the public that he
will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders
win rgunive prumni summon.
1JUNN Al.Ly'S MILLS, PERKY CO., PA
Tm ES CLEELAN D
U Auctioneer.
)ffershls services to the citizens of Perry and
uuniuoii.imvuuiiutn, riw unit'H aoui ess,
r Uhernianndale, Perry co., Pa.
D.HENRY,
A UCTTONEER.
Blaln, Perry county Pa.
-Terms Moderate and every exertion made
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Mew Buffalo
rerrvco.,Pa,
B. HARNISH,
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Dnlvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
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AVID M'COY, ,
AUCTIONEEH,
ICKBSIlUItO, TERRY COUNTY. TA.
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CAltl'ETS,
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THYSELF
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ESTATE NOTICK.-Notice Is hereby gl.
en that Letters of Administration on the
estate of George D. Yost, late of Spring town
ship, Perry county, Pa., deceased, have been
granted to the undersigned residing In Dellville,
All persons indebted to said estate are request
ed to make Immediate payment and those having
claims will present tiieiu duly authenticated fur
aeulement to
FRANK P. YOST. Administrator.'
W. H. Rpoxsi.eh, Attorney for Adm'r.
April 23, 187(1.
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Times
An Experiment with a Mule.
Jake Johnson bad a mule. There
wag nothing remarkable In the fact of
his being in pcfmegfilon of such an
animal, but there was something peculiar
about tbe mule. He, the mule could
kick higher, hit harder on the slightest
provocation, and act uglier than any
mule on record.
One morning riding his property to
market, Jake met Jim Itoggs, against
whom he had an old but concealed
grudge. He knew Boggs' weakness lay
In bragging and betting, therefore he
saluted him accordingly:
" How are you, Jim '( Fine morning."
" Hearty, squire," replied Jim.
" Fine weather. Nice mule that you
have. Will he do to bet on ?"
" Uet on y Guess he will that. I tell
you, Jim Boggs, that he's the lest mule
In tills country." '
" Great smash 1 is that so V" ejaculated
Jim.
"Solid truth, every word of it. Tell
you confidentially, Jim, I'm taking him
down for betting purposes. I bet he can
kick a fly off from any man without its
hurting him."
" Now, look here, Bqulre," said Jim,
" I am not a betting character, but I'll
bet you something on that myself."
" Jim, there's no use; don't bet. I
don't want to win your money."
" Don't fie alarmed, squire, I'll take
such bets as them every time."
" Well, if you are determined to bet I
will put up a small stake say five
dollars."
" All right, squire, you're my jnan.
But who'll he kick the fly off K There
is no one here but you and I. You
try it."
" No," says Johnson ; " I have to be
by the mule's head to order him."
"Oh 1 yaas," says Jim. " Then proba
bly I'm the man. Wa'all'lldoitj but
you are to bet ten against my five, if I
risk it."
" All right," quoth the squire. " Now
there's a fly on your shoulder. Stand
still." And Johnson adjusted the mule.
" Whist, Jervy," said he.
The mule raised his heels with such
velocity and force, that Boggs rose in
the air like a bird, and alighted on all
fours in a muddy ditch, bang up against
a rail fence. Rising in a towering rage,
he exclaimed :
" Yes, that is smart! I knew your
darned old mule couldn't do it. You
had that all put up. I would not be
kicked like that for forty dollars. You
can just fork over them ere stakes for it
any way."
" Not so fast, Jim ; Jervy did Just
what I said he could ; that is, kick a fly
off a man without it hurtin him. You
see the mule is not injured by the opera
tion. . However, if you are not satisfied,
we will try it again as often as you
wish."
" The deuce take you," growled Jim.
" I'd rather have a barn fall on me at
once, than have that critter kick me
again. Keep the stakes, but don't sav
anything about it."
And LSoggs trudged on in bitterness of
soul, murmuring to himself " sold by
thunder and kicked by a darned old
mule."
A Joke on the Minister.
Some years ago a minister was ad
dressing a Sabbath School. Interspersing
his remarks with questions on the life
and exploits of Samson, he asked,
among others, the following, "With
what remarkable weapon did Samson at
one time slay a number of Philistines?"
For a while there was no answer, and
tbe minister, to assist the children a
little, commenced tapping his jaw with
the tip of his finger, at the same time
saying, "What's this what's this?"
Quick as thought, a little fellow, quite
Innocent of mischievous intent, replied,
" The jaw-bone of an ass, sir!" A loud
titter ran through the school, in which
the minister was compelled to join ; and
he many times afterwards related the
incident with thorough appreciation of
its fun, though it made hiui careful in
assisting " young ideas" for the future.
C3" " It is a settled principle, your
honor," said an eminent lawyer, " that
causes always produce fleets." " They
always do for the lawyers," responded
the judge; " but I've sometimes known
a cause to deprive a client of all his
effects."
(aT An Irishman who stood near the
third base, watching a game of base-ball,
was knocked down by a foul ball, as he
heard the umpire call it. " A fowl, waz
it? Faith, I thought It wax a mule."
CIT A saloon keeper down in Augus
ta, Maine, announces by placards that
he has for sale " siggare, towbako, and
ballony sawsig."