THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., Al'ML 2,1878, Professional Cards. JE. JUNKIN, Att.ornoy-t-Lw, , New Bloomlleld. Perry co., Fa. Mumi-flni uour iu me resiueuue uiuuoko Junkln. 45tf AM. MATtKEL. At.torney,M.w, a New Hloonitleld, Perry county, Pa. Office direct It onnoalte the Poat.OOlce. kiJ adjoining iha Mansion House. J" EW 19 l'OTTER, ATTOllNEY AT LAW, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERKY CO., PA. WClalms promptly secured collected Writings and all Usual business carefully attend- d 10. i 0 jri JAMES It. FEKGliSON, Attorney rtt-Lisw, NKWPOKT, PA. aTOnice Mai net street, near me square, no o- j , - CHARLES U. RMILKY, Attorney at Law. New Bloomlleld, Perry Co. P. H-Umcewiru J. a. nrnmi, rjsq., tut iuku street, north side, nearly opposite the Pre.ny te la Church. August 20, 1872. VtTM. A.8PONHLEK, Attorney-at-Law, Main street. New Bloomlleld, Perry CO., Pa. 8 2 ly I TOHN 0. 8HATTO, Surgeon Dentist, J New Bloomlleld, Perryco., Pa. ill kinds oi Mecuanlcai ana nurgicai uentiwry lone In the best manner, and at reasonable n'lces. j-stOfnce at his residence one door East of the f oblmon House, and opposite Wm. A. Bponsler't .awolUce. 3 21y A1TM. N. BE1BERT, Attorney-at-Law, y New Bloomlleld, Perryco., Fa, Bloomlleld, 1 38 lv. WM. M. BUTCH, ATTOKNEYAT-LAVr, New Bloomfleld, Perryco., Pa. WOfflce Two doors West ot F. Mortimer, store 3 7 ly LEWIS POTTER, rotary public, New Bloom Meld, Perry Co., Pa. ueefls. Bonus, mortgages ana l-eases cnreiuu j nepared and acknowledgements taken. All :ind.. of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and ertltled.wlll also take depositions to be rer.d In nv court In the United (Mates. 7 10 ly OHA8. J. T, McTNTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. -au professional nusiness promptly aucttamn. ully attended to. 3 1 ly. WM. A. MORTlfSON, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE anrtOENERAL UuuKVluK, INKWfcrEKMANTOWH, retry co., ra. 7-Kemlttanceswillbe made promptly for all ollectlonsmade. 744 HAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld.Perryco..Pa a nffi.1, in, hlnh ..., ..1.1,. Ha,lnn osite the Presbyterian Church. 3 21y iICHARD L. MAGEE, - Oltlce at his residence. In CENTRE TOWN HP. Perry County. Penn'a.. one mile Bouthof :ew Bloomtleld. 103 ftyiLIIAM M. BUTCH, Justice of Hie 1'eace, AND GENERAL COLLECTOR, ,ew Bloomfleld, Perry County, Penn'a S- Special attention paid to Collections of all :nrts. needs, Bonds, Mortgages and Agreements aatly executed. 716tf n. P. BOLLINGER, M. D., avlng located In Newoort. offers Ills Profes- ional services to all who may need them . Chronic diseases of every description cured. 9-Office In Dr. Bhatto's building, 4th Street. March 4, 1878. EORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIN, PEllItY COUNTY, PA. Special attention given to the collection of alms, and any other business entrusted to him ill receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19tb, 187i . . hyy ATCHMAKER & JEWELER. CEO. C. HENRY, Watchmaker and Jeweller, Carlisle Street. lew Bloomfleld Fa. Repairing of all kinds well Vl promptly done. EATHER &C. THE subscriber has now on hand at LOW PKICES, i ood Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW- BLOOMFIELD, PA. URPRISING ! JUST OPENED 1 VARIETY STORE, TJl? TOWN! We invite the Citizens of BLOOMFIELD and oinlty, to call and examine our Stock of EOCF.RIES, OUEEN8WARE, GLASSWARE, TIN WARE. A FULL VAB1KTY OF NOTIONS, fcc, tic, tie.. All of which we are selling at astonishingly H.O'W PRICES. -lira lis a noil A rA Ci lrB1 sAUfmr e almost GIVING THINGS AWAY. 4. Butter and Eggs taken iu trade. ' ' , . VALENTINE BLANK, ly Wert Main Street CALL AND SEE HE. trhe Subscrllier has opened a Store opposite the uiruHu 11101, at .iMi vv r'jin, wnere He is pie. IDU I.U Bll,Jiy OYSTEItS, GEOCEBIES, Jtc, At the lowest market price. A full stock oa iiu. jn puirouage oi tue puoiic 18 solid lea. L WM. 1CKES, ' ' , Newport. Pa. ADIE8 AND CHILDREN will find a 1 tPlendld assortment nf ah rwi at t Vi Mil Lee store of F. Mortimer. Newport Adrertlscments. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Sou,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry i County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of the farmers, and the public Renerallv. as the HkillKHT 1'HICKM the market will urford, will be paid for all kinds of GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE. SEEDS AND HAILROAO TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH. SALT, PLASTER, CEMENT , COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &c, &e. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. . Orders promptly tilled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JjEWPORT DRUG STORE. Haviujf on hand a complete asBortraent of thefol lowirnr artlcloa, the eubscilbet atUcs a share of your patrouajre. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. ' Also s full stock of Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, Perfumery HAIIl OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL aud SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES $ $ $ PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully and Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, ; Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, XI3WPOIIT, PA. V Sole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. Country Merchants supplied with Goods at Philadelphia prices. lour orders are solicited. 9 44 tRR week In your own town. $5 Outfit free. juu No risk. Reader. It you want a business at which persons of either sex can make great pay all the time they work, write for full particu lars to H. HALLETT & CO., Portland, Me, 11 ly American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOSMER & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOF. No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore tlie Patent office, Extensions before Con gress. Infringement Suits in different States, and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to tiilmore & Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. S. General Land Office and Deprtnient of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING- and PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTKAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any li0 acre pieces for sale. This Scripts assignable, and can be located In the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at J1.25 per acre. It Is of equal value wl" Ruiinty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gltmore & Co., lor pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY. , OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war, or their heirs, are in many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. W rite full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp toGILMORK & CO., and a full re ply, alter examination, will be given you free, j K 8 X O Is IS All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the late war, GiT'mS ItE & CO0 obta'n a P080" D addressing Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department ot our business is conducted In aseparate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, euibloyed by the old Arm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to GILMORE & CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success Dy deserving it. Address: b29 F. Street, Washington, D. C. IMPORTANT NOTICE.-The subscriber late of the firm of Rhoades Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per oeut. cheaper than the old firm. A-Give me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. JACOB SMITH. Btaln. August (. 1B67. TT can make money faster at work for us than " at anything else. Capital not required j we will start you : IU per day at home made by the Industrious. Men, women, bovs and girls wanted everywhere to work tor ns. Now is the time. Costly outfit and terms free. Address TRUE & CO.. Augusta, Maine. 11 lyr TOB PRINTING of every description neatly tl and promptly executed at Reasonable Rate at the BlooiuUeld Times Steam Job Oulce. THE WEED iCOCED "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED Light-Running, Noiseless, No Gcars,No Cams,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood work. From this date, by the expiration ot 1'atents under which we have been paying roy alties,we are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. en( fr Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 ISt. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind t If so, call and see the i LARGE STOCK NOW OFFERED BI r. MOBTIMBK, Pr.A,G,pLIN'Sllli 11 OfemM Of ft I'rlTAte Dftliirt, mulling IVoin tarly ttbuftpa jr InA-ellim of elthn s.,. Hrnlnftl V BkMr.oJuclnii .mlwlont, LoMofMenrarr, Impairs! M.ht, Lout Manhood or 1bihImj. NerrlM llrbllltjr, ponnft iifnilycuijdi dtouaof Uu BUultlrn fc.llmj,, Ll.vprt !;U"S. A""""V c""1'. H Colonic DUeo,,, and KIN. haa bod ft llfo-lonf oiiierionro, and cora whan olhara fall. Ha fa a padnaU of tha Raforauid ft-honl, uaa no tnarrurr. hm Iha larcaal prarUa w Iha U. . L MM KH nonMni naumnt with prlrot noma and board, call or wrila. Evary convaniaftra for paUanu. Ffend fifty ranU for tarrtpla of Ruldiar 1(Nm1 and rlr i!'"'."''.?1"' '"'"mK" by !. till. OLIN'g "nala Pills Sft par Bot. Connlt,tlon frt. MARRIAGE GUIDE ttxzt young and middla atreil of both Sara, on all dlaMa of pHraw BftMra. Valuabla alrlia lo tha narrlod and tlrae eonumplallno rurnaia. H.nr to bt heallhy and truly happy In th niarrfatl rala torn. mdaL' d " '"" Ma,S toatiyad- A PHYSIOLOGICAL View of Marriaffe ! 1 A Guide to Wedfock and Ii unuufiiiiai in-atiM on th luliea ut marrlaire ai.d tlia i-ma tr Kproduotlon auj tuir viieaiu oi w omftu. He at readiux. H ua'gsa, pritw . uaaft-wauwfnmAMl fcti. no .nJtWMllWtptCAt. ADVISER! ... -u, i-nvTo nature aritmit iromrjeir ADuae Eioeiaee. orHecret Diaoaiea, uU the ' aUi"A? rJ 104 larrJaii. prWrM rt. A CLINICAtj LEC'Tims: on Iha abor dlmm and Ihote ot u,e Throat and Lunge, Gatarrb.BuDlura tlia ttchr book arnt potlpaid on rfer)t et prlta 1 or all three, containing .'jiluiiagr. hculilully illuitraml. lor ;s eta. AuUraaa SB. BUTTU, &t. LI H. ttui iu St. Irfula, M L0VERBOOK OF KNOWLEDGE, or Re buiuiivicrets of I.ove. Courtship and MarrlaRe Hhowing how to get married, live hap pily obtain health, wealth and distinction, and appear to advantage I u society 200 panes 300,000 sold. Mailed for louts.. In Postage Ktainns or cur rency. Address, TUB UNION PUBLISHING COMPANY. Jiowai It, N. J. , 44W13. EWAItHINO'S e (1876 Uniform Copyrighted 1877) LAW BLANKS, The Latest and Best. A Great Improvement a waut supplied. We furnish low aud whatever you need. Law and Commercial Supplies of all Kinds. . - Send for samples aud price lists of what you want. - Catalgues of Blanks furnished at THIS OKFICK, ordirect from the publisher. K. WAKING, Tyrone, Pa. rADIKS addicted to the habit of Intern i perance are invited to seek Information at a private home, where medical attendance and all comforts are provided. For tnlorniatlun address Mas. W. H. NlCHOUSON. Box li.713. Phlladelplu! November, 13, 1877. j h -rrftarM,M.an aili. Wf ft. TUa MILLIUM. fta.. b. kt A LJ. " ll i. . i.. W-.. a MT MV. WOW kk lb'. T..M. ,"7r r-w ... m: "aTasausaftUfta."BUlafti: ; teOlB MATEDWATCnKS, Ctiesport I-T - awa-i wvou. wuvripM ITHICMrrN V AatmLlM. Aall1iUaL A f 'ibl 1 1 aai Cn. -W"W eaVMVe OW VVVftfaBM m W) VaUVPiVl iew Mel Machine A NO- fUft axMM, U v30 Hotels. THE MANSION HOUSE, New Dloomfleld, Penn'n., D. M. EINE8MITII, . . . PropHstor. This well-known hotel has lately heenenlarged, re painted and rn-Htted. Best accominntlatlons alTorded. Carelut hostlers always in attend nce. . iKtatt A UCriONEEIiS. AS. P. LATCHFORD, AUCTIONEER) f, Would respecting Inform the public that ha will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will receive pronint. attention. j OONNALLV'8 MILLS PEKRY L'O., PA. tamesTlee U Auctioneer, OrTershls services to the citizens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post oltlce address, Hliermnnsdale, Perry co., Pa. D.HENRY, A VCriONEER. Blalo, Perry county Ta. -Terms Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. 6tf Auctioneer. The undersigned gives notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry or Daupliln counties. Orders are solicited and prompiattention winoe given. E. 1). WELLS, New Buffalo - ' . Perry eo., Pa. q b. harnTsh A.TJCTIONKICJ11, . Delvllle, PeriTCo-.Pa. Charges moderate, and satlsfaetiou guaranteed. 6 tf H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! T would respectively Inform mvfriendsthat fin A. tend calling upon them with a supply of good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of CASSIMER8, OASSINET8, FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) CAMPET8, &c., toexchangefor woo or selUor cash. 3. M. BIXLEB. CentihWoolxn Factory. 8,17,4m For Bale by F. Moktimbr, New Bloomlleld Terry county, Pa. 32500 ATFAB. Aentswsnted. Bnsl ni lerlttniato. Partloulara free. Addro.iJ B0UTHC0..BIUall.ala. , $45 PREWifj WATfti inn rutrr-a tem-wlnrlt!r.Free wlthevLTroi-der. Out -nt tree. J. B. Usylord & to., tUlcago, 111,. is published every Tuesday BY ' ' ' ' F. MORTIMER & CO., New Bloomfleld, Perry Co., Pa., At the Low Price of SI 25 PER YEAR, WITHIN THE COUNTV. i J $1 50 PER YEAR Outside the County, Postage Paid. "THE TIMES" Is the best advertising medi- . urn in this section of the . State. Circulation Nearly 2,000 ! By reading and practicing the lueatimabte truths con. tairrcd In tha beat medical -- ' 1 book ever isucd, entitled Flllf ATI aSELF-PUESEHVATION I HVAPI ! Price only 1. Uentbymuil I II I Wiahl on receipt of price It treats of Exhausted Vitality, Prematura Decline, ivcrvoua aud Physical Debility, and the endless concomitant Ilia sod untold miseries that result therefrom, and contains more than OOorifiiuul pre scriptions, any one of which Is worth the price of the book. This book was written by the most ex tensive and probably the most skilful pructiliouor in America, to whom was awarded s gold act jew riled medal by the National Medical Aatociation. A Pamphlet, illustrated with the very finest .upnv,iiu uar. mm w- m m v.'l of art and beauty II I IS L sent rnt to all. Send for It at once. Address PEA BODY MEDICAL THYSELF jftSTniTE, Ko. Bui. finch St., Boston, Muss. Our Block of NEW GOODS ffr Mai,' Vl'u ! n..m,.l-ri. 0i Prloes from Li'i cents up. FMORTIMEK. New Bleomtleld. Pa. IT ILANNRT.R A anUnHIA c-,7 nels, Just opened by F. MOBTIMEK. fnL$r I" mrr rl In (!: rrrlppr niiiiVairVA IfJ'tl SMIL'S (f.i.l.; at.tT.cIdft IfVfPIIOSrin n; al um n rare rrriiinnis.Yr3l a4l '""fht. Urcurliill, t allSrralalon IrHI Vj3 I fk not rat It. I s ill, on rrrelpt FjI WKil.ltan.MtlH.C.A.troltljfW I Mr. Gaines' Alligator Story. Mrs. Oalnea, surrounded ly an inter ested group of listeners In the parlor of tbe hotel, was laughing and carrying on as merrily as a girl of sixteen, telling strange anecdotes of her most strange and romantic career. ' ' ' i " Is that so V" said a person in the, circle repeatedly. ' . " I never heard any one say ' is that' so?' without thinking of an alligator story," said the little woman. " Have' any of you ever heard ,itV" Well a credulous stranger was going down the lied river in the small packet that navl gates the stream. The man ensconced himself in the pilot-house and kept up a continual volley of interrogatlves. i t "Are there many alligators in this, stream stranger?" "Hundreds of them ; ludeed, I may, say millions of them 1" t "Is that so stranger?" " Never told a He in my life, sir. One time we were running a race, and every. thing wag excitement. To our surprise the other boat passed. " Throw over tbe lines said the Captain." The lines were thrown overboard and the alliga- ; tors toek the lines and they Just' made, tracks, and they shot ahead of the other, boat and run our boat down the stream so fast that in five minutes we were out , of sight." "Is that so stranger?" " Never told a lie in my life. Another time, the boat struck on a bar. We worked and worked, but she didn't move a peg. The lines were tossed into the water, and the alligators seized them, and drew us off as the skin on a boiled potato." "Is that so stranger?" "Never told a lie in my life. One time all the alligators got sick and were about to die. " Throw over the medi-' cine," said the Captain. The medicine chest was emptied into the river ,aud the alligators all got well." " Is that so stranger ?" " Never told a lie in my life. After a while the Captain got sick and died, and the alligators held a meeting, and adopt- . ed resolutions to wear mourning for, thirty days. Each alligator clapped a chunk of mud over his right eye, and the meeting adjourned." " Is that so stranger ?" u Never told a lie in my life. Kead about George Washington and the hatchet early in my infantile career." The story told In Mrs. Gaines' rapid and dramatic manner brought down the house." ' ijy Better sense than grammar was ' the old Dutchman's saying : "A good character ish bretty much der same to a man ash a good umbrella. Ven drag' glouds dhreaten over his head, oil he '' ish got to do vas to hold him fib, und ' der storm basses over, und he ish none ' der vorae." tiLTA telegraphic operator, not far from Boston, received a telegram for an Irishman, from a girl whom he had pre-' vlously been trotting around, inviting him to come and spend a holiday with her. The operator sent the message, and received the following answer : " I am married, and to me grief." ' 55" A youthful Jack son lan said to his ' mother the the other day, " Yuba Dam r ain't swearing, is it?" "Oh, no; that is the name of a town in California." " Well, ma, when you go out the back ' door Yuba Dam careful or you'll take u tumble to yourself on that ice. Two Irishmen were proceeding in company to a jail yard to witness an execution, when one said to the other:, " I say, Pat, where wud ye be if the ; hangman had Lib dues?" , "Sure," said Pat, "I'd jlst be walkin' down this ' sthreet all alone." 1 tWA loving husband at Louisville! telegraphed to his wife in New York as : follows : " What have you got for breakfast, and how is the baby ?" The answer came back. " Buckwheat cakes and measles."' CLT Wilkins has quit the study of' botany now. He was frightened nearly to death by a bullrush. The bull rushed right at him; and the fence was about seventy-five yards off. ' " I know nothing in the catalogue of ' men's duties that I would be unable to' perform!" said Stone. "How would you flfirure as the father of a familv ?" asked a man in the gallery. ' ttaf -The noted Georsre Palmer worth only a short time ago over $40,000, died in a diaiue last ween, lie was a race horse. .