7 Newport Advertisements. THE WEED Hotels. Professional Curds. THE TIMES, NEW 11L00MF1EL1), PA., MAKClt 11), 1878. . I S JIa JK. JUNKIN. Attorney-at-Law, , New llloomtleld, Perry co., Pa. - onice Next door to the residence ot Judge .Junkiu. iM AM. MAKREL, Attorney-at-Law, , New Bloonitleld, Perry county, Fa. Offlce directly opposite the Post-Oluce, p-dnd adjoining the Mansion House. T EW19 l'OTi'KUi ATTOHN EY AT LAW, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERBV CO., PA. a-Clalms promptly secured ,?ollf.ot'5 WritVgs and all legal business carefully attend. e4 to. iiyL JAM ES H. FEKU U SON, A" -La . w a wortlce-Market Street, near the Square. 35 6 CirAiais ilTRMn-Ey, Attorney at Law. New Bloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa. .OInewlth O. A. Burnett, Esq., on High HUeet north side, nearly opposite the I resby e- rl Church. August 80, HH. M. A.SPONHLF.K, Attorney-at-Law, M. A. OI u.iniu.", o 'y,-- -- IV Offlce-ad i.inliiK Ills resmeiice, uu jwv Main street. New Bloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. 82 ly JOHN G. SHATTO, Surgeon Dentist. New Bloomlleld, Perryeo., Pa. All kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry done in the best manner, and at reasonable prLofrlce at his residence one door Kastofthe Robinson House, and opposite Win. A. Spousler s Law olllce. WM. N. BE1BERT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perryeo.. Pa. Bloomlleld, S 33 lv. 'HTM. M. HUTCH, V ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, " New Bloomlleld, Perryeo., Pa. M-Offlee Two doors West of F. Mortimer, Store 3 7 ly tt EWIS POTTER, notary puni.ic, New Bloom. l)e?ds?BondsfMrtRaiieii and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgement taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and cei tilled, will also take depositions to be rer.d In anv court In the United States. 7101y CHAS. J. T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perry CO., Pa. -All professional business promptlyandfaltn. fully attended to. 3 2 lv. WM, A. MORRISON, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NkwGkkmantown, Perry co., Pa. i-Remittanceswillbe made promptly for all Collections made. " CHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld. Perry co., Pa .Office on high street. Nortluslde, nearly op poile the Pres.bj tcrlan Church. 3 2 ly Richard 17 magee JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, W Office at his residence, in CENTRE TOWN :SHIP. Perry County, Penn'a., one mile South ot New Bloomlleld. MS ILLIA.M M. 8UTCII, Justice of the Peace, AND GENERAL COLLECTOR, NewBloomfleld, Perry County, Penn'a -Special attention paid to Collections of all kinds. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Agreements ue&tly executed. 7 ltitt ,QE0RGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIX, PJSRltY COUNTY, PA. Speeial attention given to the collection of claims, and any other business entrusted to him will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877. jEATHER &C. THE subscriber has now on hand at LOW PRICES, Oood Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. gURriUSING ! JUST OPENED A VARIETY STORE, r TJP TOAVIV! We Invite the Citizens of BLOOMFIELD and vicinity, to call and examine our Stock of GROCERIES, yUEENSWARE, GLASSWARE, TIN WAKK, A FULL VARIETY OF NOTIONS, Sc., &c, &c, All of which we are selling at astonishingly GWre us a call and 8AVH MONEY, as we reaunosi liivi.Mi minus ayyai. a. Butter and Eggs taken In trade. VALENTINE BLANK, .'58 ly Wert Malu Street. VALUABLE STORE ST A XI) At Private Snlc. THE subscriber offers at private sale about ONE ACRE OF GROUND, having thereon erected a LARGE HOUSE, with KITCHKN. WASH HOUSE and STABLE, and a WELL of good water near the door. There is a large STORE ROOM In the tmlUllna In which a store has been kent for a number of years. The stand Is a very desirable one. There Is also erected on the premises, another HOUSE AND STABLE, which will be Bold sep arately or wim me pwue maim, 10 suit purcnas. rs. These properties are located in a good coin 4iiunltv, Willi bciioois ana iuurcue oouveuieuu - Call on or address 8. L. HOLLENBAUGH. Aug. 21, 77pd Sandy Hill, Perry Co., Pa. A CARD. To all who are suffering from the errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &a, wiu send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by -a missionary In South America. Bend a self-ad Pressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Iniiih. JuUiin I), BMe mite, Ken York City . ltib ly JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Sou,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brlok Warehouse, Front St., aboveMarket, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WR would respectfully Invite the patronage of the fanners, and the public generally, As the HIGHEST PRICKS the market will allord, will be paid (or an Kimis in GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, 8 ALT, PLASTER, CEMENT . COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &c.,tc. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. u Orders promptly filled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf N EWPORT DRUG STORE. Having on baud a complete aMnrtmeut of the fol lowing1 articles, the subscriber uaku a Bharp of your patronage. Drttgs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Romedies, ESSENTIAL OILS. Brushes, Perfumery! IIAIH oil., AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LlOUOlt FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully anl Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco' Dealer, NEWPORT, 1A. Hole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. MCniiiitiv Merchants suni,lied with Ooods at Philadelphia prices. - your oraers are soucitea. v w. 11, S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take good Timber oh the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for i.umoer, e, we use uieiimeiu l ine aim uem lock only. W. It. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, Terry Co., Pa. October 10, 1876. American and Foreign Patents. GTLMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, " HOSMER & CO.. Solicitors. Patents oro- cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOF. No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent othce. Extensions before Con gress, Infringement Suits In different States, and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to Ullmorefii Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. 8. General Land Olllce and Department of the interior, private l.ana uiaims, minini ana PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any 100 acre nieces for sale. This Scripts assignable, and can be located In the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at per acre. It Is of equal value with Hounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Uilmore & Co., for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, (SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty reoelved. Enclose stamp to GILMORK & CO., and a lull re ply, after examination, will be given you free. K PENSIONS. Alt OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war, however slight, can obtaiu a pensou by addressing Gil. MURE & CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORK & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United Stales, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department ot our business Is conducted In asepara'e bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to G1LMORE & CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving It. Address: G1LMORE SCO., 6& F. Street, Washington, D. C. IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber late of the firm of Rhoades & Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY percent, cheaper thau the old firm. -Give me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. JACOB SMITH. Blalu, August 8, 1667. PRICES REDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED Llht-Uumiing, Noiseless, No Gcars,No Canis,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy nlties,we are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. Send for Circulars and Trice Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18t. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind t If so, call and see the LAltGE STOCK NOW OFFERKD BT F. MORT1MKB. Dr.A.G.OLIN'Si TVrata Homltal, It. IWthft curl til 1) DUwuaiofft Private nature, mulling from etvly abuae or liifVetton of itrw s. tVmlnnl WHln producing Kmtiuloiis, Lorn of.Memor, Impaired Mant, 1ohI jnntiDoou or nnpotenoj iiervou tn-otmy, permsv nenllycuw.il dbiue)of the ItlacldiT K Idnry, Liver, Luna. AMnitift, Cfttiurh. File, all Chronic Dbeanea, and KAHKA OF F KM ALE 8, yield lo bb fcrefttment. Dr. Olln ha haul a life-long experience, mnd cure where oihen fall. He It fradtnte of the Reformed Prh'wl, um oo mercurr. hu the liuvt prmrllca in the U. S. LA I1 ES nqutrtn( treatment with private roineand board, cull or write. Every convenient- for imtteoU. Snd fifty rent for tampl of Rubber Ouod ami cir cular of Important information by ripren. 11C OLLN'fft Female P11K fl per Box. Cnnu!iAtlon fret. MARRIAGE GUIDE ffsSSnWi oun( and middle atml of both Seiet, on all dieaM of a prlrat nature. Valuable advii-a to the marrted and those mn lent plating mamasT. Hrnv to be healthy fin J truly hpy In (he tnarrlnd relar tinn. Kver body abould get UUa boot ItIosj AO cuU. to auy adr A PHYSIOLOGICAL View of Marriage ! VtP""PrffWB A Oulde to Wedlock and I'ontidfiitial Trvatiia on the Jutn-t ut niarriK0 end the t-misii that linflt lur It thm mm. jtfS'-iA'N p'A$P errta of Repreductjnn and me jjiseaaea oi women, A book tor prlvntr, roniid e ate readiug. KG0 pagei, price uS HKIVAI t MtDICAL ADVISER! m Ildiiordenol a privat e piature ariamg liom Self Abuse, Exceeaea, or Beoret Uiseasei, witU tlm beat lueaiti of rurr, lurif jnue, nriee .'iW ft. A CLINICAL LECTURE oh the ahnv dlaeanrt and (note ot the Throat and Lunse, CataTrhtEuplure.il '"tie. j-.iii her book pent poet paid on n-reDt Af Drier i or all three. containing .VHl nast'i, hcaiititYiliy liiuttratcd, tor tit cU. AUUreaa D1U ilU'l'Ttt, Li M. ttUi UU bU lX)ula, JKt i nurDcnuoK of knovvi.edoe. or Ke LUlbllu crets of Love. Courtship and Marrlspie Showlnu now to get mnrrled, live hu' Dllv obtain health, wealth and distinction, and appear to advantage In society 200 panes 300,000 sold. Mailed for loets.. in l'ostaKe Htanips or cur rency. Address, THK UNION PUBLISHING COMrAN x. Newark. N. J. Hwli. T WAltlUNH's XU. (1876 Uniform Copyrighted 1877) LAW BLANKS, Thfe Latent and Bet. A (J rent Improvement a want supplied. We (urnisli low aud whatever you ueeu. Lew aud Commercial Supplies of all Kinds. 4y Send for samples and price lists of what you want. Cutalgues of Blanks furnished at THIS OFFICE, or direct from the publisher. K. WAKING), Tyrone, Pa. J- ADIF.S addicted to the habit of Intern j perauce are Invited to wek information at a private home, where medical attendance and all comforts are provided. For information address Hits. W. H. NICHOLSON, liux 2,712. fhiladelpia. November, 13, 1877. J ALL." TT ls tuai toJ'itZim. rsM. Wit. Hum tum. KlMlllBa HtNa" Bu4br. "inhiMiklillMkMlhw, TIT IV OM B" AHD wow. o.tt t imm, imi, ni rMM f aia .1 .Uk.HlsiM.wbll. THJT.i, mm, U wtt. lMia riKI. tW.' U la, MSB S3 301M PtATEDWATCHRn. Cheapeft in the known world. Sampl Watch Fre to 47ni. Atidrsei, A. Coultjib Ox CUiuigo. New Mode Machine a cZ2amttT HE MANSION HOUSE, New lllomnfleld, Tenn'n., D. M. RINE9MITH, . . Proprlltor. This well-known hotel haslntelvbeennnlnrirpd. re painted and re lttted. Best accmiimodatrons Btlorded. f Careful hostlers always in attend ance. 93a tf AUCTIONEER. AS. P. LATCH FORD, A UCTIONF.ER , Wntiiil faaniinlPlilltr liifmon tl.a nhlln !. Im will cry sales at rwwniable prices. All orders vt 111 it-cmvo in (mini, nt lciilioii. DON N ALLY'S MILLS, I'EItRY CO., PA. YaIclIeland" U Auctioneer, Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post olllce address. Blierniansdale, Perry co.. Pa. w.D- HENRY, A UCl'IONEER. Blaln, Perry county Pa. Terms Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. (itf Anctloneer. The undersigned gives notice that he will cry sales at any point in Perry or Oaupliln counties. Orders are solicited ana prompt, ittenl Ion wlllbe Riven. IS. I). WEM.S, New lluffalo Perry co., Pa. B. HARNISH, AUCTIONEEH, Dclvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 5 tt H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln tend calling upon them with a supply of good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of ' CASSIMBRS, OA8SINET8, FLANNELS, (Plainand bar'd) CAHPETS, Sec, toexcliangefnr woo orsellfor cash. J. M. BIXLER. CentreWoolek PacTom 6,17,4m W For Sale by F. Mortimbr, New Bloomlleld rerry county, ra. S2500 AYR An. rcDts wanted. Busi ness Icplnniiite. Partlciilara Tree. UmJ WoaTHCO.,8tLoali,l(fc $45 prfwiitm wtTfii inn rutin- stcm-wlliUer.Free Willi every order. Out At free. J. 1). Usylord t Co., Clilcago, ia VIOK'8 ILLUSTRATED MOSTHLY MAGAZINE. Each Number contains Thlrtv-two Paees of reading, many tine Wood Cut Illustrations, and one colored riate. A beautilul Uarden Maga zine, printed on eleeant ouiier. and full of Infor mation. In English aud Uermau. Price, $1.25 a year. Five copies ISOu. Vick's Klower and Vegetable Garden, fO cents in paper covers; in eiegani cincii covers si.uo. Vlck's Catalogue, 3jm Illustrations, only 3 cts. Auuress, jAmiia vita, nucnester, rt. i. VIOK'8 ILLUSTRATED TRICED CATALOGUE. Seventy-five pages 300 Illustrations, with De scriptions oi inousanosoi ine nest t lowers ana Vegetables In the world, and the wav to crow them all for a two cent postage stamp. Printed In English and German. Vick's Flower and Vegetable Garden, 50 cents in paper covers; in elegant oioin covers, i.uu. Vlck's Illustrated Munthlv Maeazine 32 oaires, fine Illustrations, and colored plate in ever uuin- uer, rnce, ii.xn a vear. rive copies ior . Address, JAMES VICK, Kochester, N. Y, VICK'S FLOWER AMD VEGETABLE GARDEN Is the most beautiful work of the kind In the world. It contains about 1B0 pages, hundreds of flue Illustrations, and six Chroino Plates of Flowers, beautliuliy drawn and colored Irom na ture, nice mi cents in paper covers: iou in ele gaut cloth. Printed In German and English. Vlck's Illustrated Monthly Magazine 32 pages line Illvstratlons.and Colored Piute in every uum ber. Price of 11.25. Five oopies for $5. Vlck's Catalogue 3(10 Illustrations, only 2 cts. Address, JAMES VICK, Kochester, N. Y. VIOK'S FLOWER AND VEGETABLE SEEDS are planted by a million people In America. See Vlck's Catalogue 300 Illustrations, only 2 cts. Vlck's Illustrated Monthly Magazine 32 pages line illustrations, ana uoioreu nine in eacu uuin ber. Price SI. 25a year. Five copies for ft. Vick's Flower and Vegetable Garden, 60 cents, la paper covers; with elegant cloth covers 1 1. All my publications are printed In English and u ernian. Address, JAMES VfCK, Rochester, N. Y. GOLD. MINES & LANDS. COAL. GOU. MINES AND LANDS COAL N1LVEK HOLD. OIL LEAD COMPANIES OHGANIZED, STONE IKON MININOAOENCY, COPfEB MAKBLE 208 B. SEVENTH STKEET, LIME COAL Puir.AUP.l.l'HIA, MICA MAUL A. H. WYMAN SCO. GYPUM & TO BUY A FARM. Send for our Catalogue. A. II. WYMAN & CO., No. 2(.0 SOUTH SEVENTH bTKEET, 8w4t PHILADELPHIA. Knnn Agents wanted to subscribe for the OUUU Agents' Journal, a haudsomely bound, i page Journal, brim full of Interest io AKents. Speolinen copy sent free. AGENTS' JOUKNAL, TTiRINTINQ of every description neatly ex X ecnted at the Bloomtlold Times Ollice at reasonable rates. . ffs?ft'n mrr ft I'V Yr rnrlirnil i"iiNr3X'A lUtJ - I n i vs (Hi Mi u: mi, i tc i n. fMI'llOSPIlATE ol UMfi. acare forConsimipATr-Wl Inaadii linn, ( muu'Iij, Brunrbilis all Srrolnlooj Ifll llSiiV diirasrs. Ask tourdrupeltrorOjmo'yirJy Too Much English. A man with a decided Teutonic ex pression of countenance, stood at the bar of the court of Special Sessions re cently, for having stolen two dollars. ' What have you to say In rebuttal V" asked Judge Otterbourg,of the prisoner, after the complainant had given his testimony. The man at the bar stared vacantly at the court and made no reply. " Have you any defence to make to this allegation V" repeated the magis trate. Another vacant look and silence. "Here,interpreter," shouted the court, addressing that functionary, "ask the prisoner In German where he lives V" The Interpreter was about to put the question, when the prisoner spoke up In a broad Celtic dialect. "Shure, If It's where I live yez want to know, it's New Jersey." A broad grin settled on the faces of the spectators and the court hurriedly named the sentence one month In the Penitentiary. 3T A Yankee genius out West, con ceiving that a little powder thrown upon some green wood would facilitate its burning, directed a small stream upon the smoking pile; and not possessing a hand sufficiently quick to cut this oft' at a desirable moment, he was blown into pieces. The coroner thus reasoned out the verdict : " It can't be called suicide, because he didn't mean to kill himself; It wasn't a visitation of God, because he wasn't struck by lightning; be didn't die for the want of breath, for he didn't have anything left to breathe with. It's plain he didn't know what he wasabout, so 1 shall bring In ' Died for the want of common sense.' " 6F " Madam, do you know that you possess one of the best voices In the world V" said a saucy fellow to a wo man. "Indeed, do you think so y" re plied she, with a flush of pride at the compliment. " I do most certainly," continued the rascal ; " for if you hadn't, it would have been worn out long ago." For the first time in her life she had nothing to say. tW " What do you know about the prisoner?" asked the judge. "I don't know nothin' 'bout him, jedge, only he's bigoted." "Bigoted," said his honor. "Yes, sah." "What do you mean by bigoted V " " Well, jedge," explained the witness, " he knows too much fob one niggah and not nuff foh two." " Ah I" said a hungry man at our boarding house, grabbing the celery jar as he sat down to the table, " this celery looks handsome." "Hand some over this way then, will you 1" said the other hungry man on the opposite side of the table. K3T " But, Paul, how can the spirit be in us and we in the spirit at the same time ?" said a young man to a venerable darkey. " Oh, dar's no puzzle 'bout dat. It's like dat poker ; I pute it in de fire and it gets red hot. Now, de poker's in de fire and de fire's In de poker." " Doctor, my daughter seems to be going blind, and she's just getting ready for the wedding, too I Oh, dear, what Is to be done " "Let her go right on with the wedding,madame,by all means, If anything can open her eyes, marriage will." O" It was simply an informal affair," wrote the editor, of a little strawberry party at a neighbor's house. " It was simply an Infernal affair," read the compositor, and that editor will never get any more invitations from that quar ter. 63" " I told her I'd never smoke another cigar," he said, softly, " and I won't. A pipe's plenty good enough for me" and he gracefully drew a match over the largest part of his trousers. ffy Sunday School toucher to astonish ed child : " My dear child,dld you know that every hair of your head Is number ed V" Scholar, hesitating, toastonlshed teacher: " Pull out No. 6 for me then, please!" O" A bumble-bee lighting on a ther mometer will raise the mercury ten de gress. But a man ia more susceptible than a thermometer; a bumble-bee lighting on him will raise his tempera ture more than 100 degrees. O" For views on the lihiue, ee the pork barrel.