THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA., EEMltJAltY 20, 1878.
Professional Curds.
Newport Advertisements.
THE WEED
JK. JtJNKIN, Attorney at Law.
New liloomlleld, Perry co., Pa.
- Oftloe Next door to the residence of Judge
Junkln. 45tf
AN. MARK PI.. Attorney-at-Law,
New HliHiinlH'ld, Perry county. Pa.
lgT Office directly opposite the Post-UlBce,
and adjoining tbe Mansion House.
T EWI9 I'OTTKlt,
A1TOUNEV AT LAW,
NEW BLUOMFIELD, PERBYCO..PA.
at-Clslims promptly secured collected
Wi ld ngsamd all legal business carefully attend
ed to.
fSJyl
JAMES II. FEHGLSON, Attorne-aI.i w
wonice Market Street, near the Square. 85 8
CHAHLE8H. SMILEY, Attorney at Law.
.New Bloomtleld, Perry Co. Pa.
MuOtTlce with 0. A. Burnett, Esq., on 1 1 1 h
(street, north side. nearly opposite the Presbyte
rian Church. August zO, 1872.
"ITTM. A. SPONHLEK, Attorney-at-Law,
y twice adjoining his residence, on East
Main street, New Bloomtleld, Perry co., Pa. 82 ly
JOHN G.BHATTO, Surgeon Dentist.
New Bluomtleld, l'erryco., Pa.
All kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry
done in the best manner, and at reasonable
prices.
.Oftlce at his residence one door Eastofthe
Robinson House, and opposite Wm. A. Bponsler'i
l.awotllce. 3 21y
TTM. N. SE1BERT, Attorney-at-I.aw,
V New Bluomtleld, Perry co., Ta.
Bloomtleld, 8 S3 lv.
WM. M. BUTCH,
ATTORN EY-ATL A YT,
New Bloomtleld, Perry co.. Pa.
WOfflce Two doors West of F. Mortimer,
Store 3 7 ly
LEWIS POTTER, notart public. New Bloom,
held. Perry Co., Pa.
Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgments taken. All
kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
certified, will nlso take depositions to be ret.d In
any court In the United States. 7101y
CHA8.J.T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomtleld, Perry co.. Pa.
7A11 professional business promptly andfalth'
fully attended to. 3 2 1 v.
WM. A
y Jnsi
COLLHCTC
A. M OH HI SOX.
JUSTICE OK THE PEACE and GENERAL
rOK. NKWliEKMANTOWji. Perrvco.. Pa.
- Kemlttanreswlll be made nromntlv for all
Collections made. 744
CHAS. A. BA.tNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomtleld. Perry co.. Pa
.Otrice on high street. North side, nearly op
posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 2ly
RICHARD L. MAGEE,
JUSTICE OF THE FEACE,
-Office at his residence, in CENTRE TOWN
SHIP, Perry County, Penn'a., one mile South of
New Bloomtleld. 1U3
I L LI AM M. SUTCII,
JuMtice oT (he leace,
AND GENERAL COLLECTOR,
New Bloomfleld, Perry County, Penn'a
f Special attention paid to Collections of all
kinds. Deeds. Bonds.Mortgages and Agreements
neatly executed. 716tf
QEORGE H. MARTIN
GENERAL AGENT.
BLAIN, PKHIIY COUNTY, PA.
Special attention Riven to the collection of
otalms. and any other business entrusted to him
will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate.
April. 19th, 1877.
JEATHER C.
THE subscrlbor has now on band at
I,OW PRICES,
Good Sole Leather,
Kip of Superior Quality,
. Country Calf Skins,
French Calf,
LININGS, ROANS, &c.
F. Jfortimer,
NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I
will send a rec'pe that will cure you. FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
' a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Invah,
Station D, Bible House. New York City. (16b ly
PI-IRON IP ZMsenw Cured. New paths
UmiUllIU marked nut by that plainest of
all books " Plain Home Talk and Medical Com
mon Sense." nearly lotto pages. 200 illustrations,
1k. E. B. FOOTK, I 120 Lexington Ave., N. Y.
Purchasers of this book are at liberty to consult
its author In person or hv mall free. Price by
mail (3.25 for the Standard edition, or $1.50 for the
Popular edition, which contains all the same
matter and Illustrations. Contents tables free.
Agents wanted. MURRAY HILL PUBLISHING
CO., 129 East 28tu St., N. Y. 41 13U
KT A "VT r I li T"i o on re a case of Cat arrh
V .iVlN JL lli I Jin each neighborhood,
with Dr. Karnser's Remedy, to Introduce It.
Sampl free. J. C. Tilton, Pittsburgh. Pa. 47w3m
5000 Agents Wanted
To subscribe for the Agents' Journal. A hand
somely bound 24 page Journal, brim full of Inter
est to Agents. livery Agent should see it.
Send Postal Card for sped men copy. Address,
AGENTS' JOURNAL. New York. S5 6mJ
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE?-
Notice Is hereby given that Jacob Rlstlne, and
Susanna his wife, of Whea held twp.. Peri ) CO.,
Pa., have assigned their property to the uurier
signed, residing in the same township, (or the
bench t of creditors.
All persons therefore Indebted to ald Jacob
Klstineand wife. are requested to make payment,
and those having claims will present them duly
authenticated to Hie uudersigued for settlement
without delay.
SOLOMON BIG 11 AM,
November 13. 1877. Assignee.
Lewis Potter, Attorney.
D0LLAK.ASD-A.il ALF FOR TEN CEXTS.
Stoddart'a Musloal Library, just publishing!!
pages, full size, best and most popular music for
o cents. New and popular songs, danceand In
strumental Music. operas, hymns, etc.. etc For
sale by all newsdealers. Postage 2 cents, to be
vent In addition to above. If ordered from the
publishers.
J. M. STODD ART ft CO. ,
48 3t 7u8 Chestnut St., Philadelphia.
PRINTING of every description neatly ex
ecuted at tbe Bloomfleld Timet Oikce
reasonable ratei.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones Bon,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
N.ewport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the HIGHliST PRICKS the market will afford.
will be paid for all kluds of
GRAIN,
FLOUK,
PRODUCE, ,
HEEDS AND
RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH, .
SALT.
PLASTER,
CEMENT
COAL.
IRON,
j STEEL,
; HORSE SHOES, Sc., &e.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
B. Orders promptly HHed,
Newport, July 20, 1875 tf
jEWPORiHDRUG STORE.
HavliiK on hand complete anRortmout of the fol
lowing article, tbe atibncrlber anks a share of your
patronage. '
Drifts and Medicines,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock of
Concentrated Eomedies,
ESSENTIAL OILS.
Brushes, Perfumery
IIAIIt on.,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
TORE WINES & LIQUOll
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filled
B . M . EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
'J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
IVEWI'OIIT, IA.
Sole Agent for Lorilard's Superior Tobaccos.
w country Mercnanis suppuea wun uooas
at PhlladelDhia orlces
pin
Your orders are solicited
9 44
w.
11. S. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take good Timber on the
stump or delivered at oar Mill In exchange for
Lumber, &c, We use Clearfield Fine and Hem
lock only.
W. R. 8. COOK & CO.,
Newport, Terry Co., Pa.
October 10, 1876.
American and Foreign Patents.
GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN,
HOSMER & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro
cured mall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCF.
No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent office, Extensions before Con
gress. Infringement Suits in different Slates, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. Send Stamp to Gilmore& Co., lor pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
8. General Land Office and Deptrtment of the
Interior. Private Ind Claims, MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip in 40, Do. any 100, acre
pieces for sale. This Scrip is assignable, and can
be located In the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject lo private entry, at
II 2ft per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty
i.ana warrants, oeno niamp w uumore ci I.O.,
for pamphlet of Instruction.
ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of servlco,
and state amount of pav and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to G1LMOHK & CO., and a lull re
ply, after examination, will be given you tree.
1 E 1M S I O N 8.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and BAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the late war,
however slight, can obtain a pensonby addressing
G1LMORK&CO.
Cases piocuied by GILMORE & CO . before
the Supreme Court of the United Slates,the Court
of Claims and the Southern Calms Commission.
Each department, of our business Is conducted
In aseparale bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloved by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORE CO., Is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deservinglt.
Address: GLLMOUE SCO..
ta F. St reet,
Washington, D. C.
IMPORTANT NOTICE The subscriber
late of the firm of Hhoades 4k Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of PLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON
MaKEU SHOP, and Is prepared to make new
wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY percent, cheaper than
the old tlrin
-Glve me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed,
JACOB SMITH.
Blaln, August S, 1867.
PRICES REDUCED
"Tha Family. Favorite"
IMPROVED
LiUt-Uuniiliiff, Noiseless,
No Gears,No Cams,No Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of "Wood
Work. From this date, by the expiration
of Patents under which we
have been paying roy
alties, we are enabled
to sell our ma
chines at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first
class, machine.
HJ Send for Circulars and
Trice Lists.
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
26 Union Square,
NEW YORK.
11 7 18t.
BOOTS
Do you want BOOTS of any kind t
If so, call and see the
LAltGK STOCK
nOW OFFERED BI
F . MOltl'IMKU,
Dr.A.G.OLIN'S
Prlrftta HmpIUL
1HT Km. Wwbliiv
ton Hi. Chli-ftgn,,
II 1Hwm of a
!rlvte nfttitra, resulting from early abuse
lira, lor aw run o
or Inffcetlvn of dlher Set. ttemlnal
vt rah producing
palr4 Mjrht, I .out
r.tNlMton, Law fMfitm, 1
ty,P
hu had ItfVlon nutria lire, ind rum whtnotlim (Wll. II
Ma graduate f tin Rtfannad Es-hooK dim no mtrmrv. tiM tba
IruvMt Drartii-ti 111 the U. 8.
IjADIEK raqiiirinf treatment with
nrlrat home and board, rail
Mrlt. t try oonvtnitnra for
pAiiauu. Send fifty can U for Mtmple of Rubbar tjood md clr
auiav wi iiiifiorwnt mruruinnoti nytinrw. vn Vlilil H
F-rnalt (Ills pr BnX. fnn.nltMJon rrea.
MARRIAGE GUIDE SMSLW
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marnai. How o be nealthy and truly baiipy tn the manfod rtla
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A PHYSIOLOGICAL
View of M arriaso !
frT IWtfM k Outdo to Wed"k and
-ontldfiitial Tr-ratiM m thm
I iiidcf ut marriir and tb
cauiei that unfit for It: the aa.
crrtf of Re product inn and
line uiaeaaea oi women.
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I fiVFRQn()K of knowledoh. or se-
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I A OIKS addleted to the habit of Intem
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comforts are provided. For Information address
Mu. W. H. NICHOLSON, Box 2,712. I'hlladelpla.
oveinber, 13, 1877.
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New Model lactone.
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JHE MANSION HOUSE,
New II loom 11 eld, Fcnn'a.,
D. M. RINHSMITH, . . Propriitor.
This well-known hotel has lately beenenlarged,
re painted and re tllted. Best accommodations
afforded. r Careful hostlers always In attend
nee. 933 tf
gT. ELMO HOTEL,
(FOHMEKLY "THK UNION,")
JOS. N. FEIJER, Proprietor'
817 & 819 ARCH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA;
Terms,
4)2.60 Per Day.
HIS HOTEL tieltiR centrally located and haT.
ItiR leen entirely hkfitted, It will be found
as pleasant a stopplim place as can be desired
AUCTIONEERS.
J
AS. P. LATCH FORD,
AUCTIONS E It,
Would respectfully Inform the public that he
will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders
will receive pronrH attention.
DUNNALLY'S MILLS PERRY CO., PA.
TAMES CLEELAND "
U Auctioneer,
OtTershls services to the citizens of Perry and
Cumberland counties. Post ollice address,
Shermansdale, Perry co.. Pa.
W.D
. HENRY,
A UCTIONEEIt.
Blaln, Perry county Pa.
y-Terms Moderate and every exertion made
to render satisfaction. 6lf
Auctioneer. The undersigned elves
notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and
proinptattentlon will be given.
E. U. WELLS,
New Buffalo
Perry co., Pa.
QB. HARNISH,
AUCTIONEKU,
Ilelville, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
satisfaction guaranteed. , 5 tf
H
OME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln
tend calling upon them with a supply of good
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consistlngof
0AS8IMER8.
OAS8INET8,
FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd)
CARPETS, &o.,
toexchangefor woo orsellfor cash,
J.M. BIXLER.
Cbntbe Woolen Fictoht. 6,17,4m
n- For Sale by F. Mohtimkr, New Bloomtleld
Perry county. Pa.
.2600
4TFAR. Afreuts wanted. Butl-
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Grain Wanted at tbe Newport Hills.
THE undersigned will pay a premium on good,
dry, clean grain of allklniK
MILTON B. F.H1IKLMAN.
M ly. - Newport, Parry county, Pa.
flHj!r fun tr rrrr tr ll-r rorf Inned MBVrtvft
ll9ff-tt.m stmLlH II i.ll.tl.KTI). VCarfA
flJf fHr Ul TK l U K. 1 tore fiirt(ijniiip.-Jl
rfeKnl ll". '"ml"!. Bruarkili, nil SrrofiUw jHI
ufaIV diiriin. Isl losritriurti'tfiirOimns'lj
W' M'kt hii ntr"t It. I will, n rwelpt JjoTil
CaW "f tieiiil.Mlle.C.LsailrTr
No, You Don't.
" Haw wood I Raw wood for my din
ner!" said a tramp with a look of hor
ror. " Not much lSwon't. It Isn't that
I object to labor. I yield to no man In
this respect for the Ood-glven privilege
of earning I mean sweating my earn
ings that Is to say, breading my earn
by the brow of you know what I mean.
I am ready, 'nay, anxious to work.
Give me some hay to spread, right out
here in the snow. Bho w me where there
Is a stone wall to lay behind. Any
thing but helping In the roost distant
way to devastate the mighty forests of
this broad land, that the Almighty
meant to gather moisture and induce
the reviving rain to fall upon the parch
ed earth. Why, do you know that this
continent Is doomed to become arid de
sert If this destruction goes on f It's a
fact and I won't be a party to It. I de
cline the responsibility for It, Tell me
you've got some coal to carry In, and
I'll see If I can't send you a boy to do
It, but no wood sawing for me, If you
please."
Tiie other evening a sprightly
little girl about seven years old entered a
store, and after considerable hesitation
she whisperlngly inquired of a clerk:
"Do you keep nursing bottles here?"
" We do," he answered, and exhibiting
two or three different styles he asked
which she preferred. As she was look
lng them over he remarked : " It's for
your little brother, I suppose I1" " Yes,
sir, it is," she stiffly answered. ." You
didn't think it was for my son, did
you ?" Her indignant look haunts him
still.
gThe best way to induce sleep Is to
shut your eyes and think of nothing.
An old gentleman told this one Sunday
morning while he was preaching, and
that it worked admirably. The minister
asked him why he did not think of the
sermon, and the old man replied naively
that that was just what he was thinking
about, and that it was so near to nothing
that the difference could not be perceived
and so he dropped off Into a quiet and
refreshing slumber.
rfQT " An Old Maids' Show is talked of
atUtica." That is right, dive the old
maids a show. To be sure, many of
them had a good show when they were
younger, and refused to embrace the
opportunity, and and and now they
are old maids, and have no lazy husband
to keep.
-yA coffin maker was asked for
whom he was making a coffin, and re
plied: "Mr. Swift." "Why, man,"
replied the other, " he Is not dead yet."
"Don't you trouble yourself," replied
the sturdy mechanic. " Dr. Coe told
me to make bis coffin, and I guess he
knows what he gave him."
"Father, Is It grammatical for
you to say ' make as little noise as you
can help,' or ' make as little as you
can't help V For Is it the noise I can
help that you desire me to make t And
" " See here, Augustus, make less
noise there! keep still, or I'll grammar
you."
3 Out in Dakota the other; day a
stage load of passengers were compelled
to bold their hands above their heads
while a gang of highwaymen robbed
them. One of tbe victims, remarked,
" This is a high-handed piece of ' busi
ness," was allowed to keep his watch as
a reward for humor.
O" A girl who formerly lived in St.
Louis writes from Colorado to an old
friend: "This is the handsomest 200
acres I ever put my foot down on."
Her father ought to get 100 acres more
and have a lawn around her foot.
6" " I say, Jim" said one friend to
another on meeting, " I hear our friend
A. has been speculating heavily ; has be
made anything V" " Yes," said Jim " he
made an assignment."
10 A man married Miss Take, after
having courted Miss Lloyd, was told by
a friend that it was reported he was
married to Miss Lloyd. "It was a Miss
Take, I assure you," he replidn.
" Don't you think," said a hus
band in a mild form of rebuke to his
wife '' that women are possessed by the
devil?" "Yes," was the answer, as
soon as they are married."
An Iowa Justice refused to fine a
man for kissing a girl against her con
sent. He thought she ought to have
consented.
r&T If a man baa nothing to do, and
can't get work, why not go fishing.