THE TIMES, NEW BL00MFIEL1),1 PA., KOVEMHElt 27, 1877.
The HloomMd Times'
STJ3A.M
IS THE PLACE TO GET
Plain and Funcy
SALE PILLS,
PAMPHLETS,
LETTElt-I I E ADS,
CIRCULARS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS,
INVITATIONS,
TICKETS,
BILL-HEADS,
&c, &c, &c, &c.
At the Shortest Notice
AND MOST
REASONABLE RATES.
B
ALL SCALES.
L B. MARYANKKTH, 1). W. DEUR and
. JAM US H. UltlEU known as
'The Ball Scale Company,"
?wTeirn2',V,S ''.""S ' !! jiupply of lbmy's Patent
(JO UN T Ell SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap,
est and best C'ontiterBcaletn the market.
," Jfor Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey. Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress 'The Ball Scale Company," Pottsvltle,
Schoylkillcounty, Pa.
. For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
ply to the undersigned, where they can be seeu
and examined any time.
J LEIHY & BRO.,
Newport, Terry co., Pa.
FRANK MORTIMER,
Btl New Uloomileld,PeiTyco.,Pa.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OP
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary in South America. Bend a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman,
Station D, Bible House, New York City. 10b ly
STEWART'S
ADJUSTABLE TREADLE
FOR OPERATING
SEWING MACHINES
WITHOUT
FATIGUE OR INJURY.
The most complete method of propelling the
sewing machine. It saves Tour-fifths the laborand
entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury en
- dorsed by the medical fraternity. It can be at
tached to any ordinary sewing machine without
removing the machine from the house. No sew
ing machine should be used without this im
portant attachment. Send for our circulars.
Which explains the principles. Address.
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Purchasers of this book are at lllwrtv tn
tts author In person or by mall free. Price by
inall Ki.25 for the Standard edition, or 81.60 for the
Popular edition, which contains nil the same
iii.u it-i aim illustrations, contents tables free.
AJ58nt'L,?an,,'- MURRAY HILL PUllLISHINU
-CO., 129 East mil St., N. Y. 4l-13t.
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,
A Sterlino Remedy Fon Diseases and
Injuiues op TnE Skin ; A IIealtiifcl
Beautifieh of tiws Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Preventing and Re
lieving Rheumatism and Gout, and ait
Unkqualed Disinfectant, Deodorizer
AND COUSTEIt-InillTANT.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi
eating local disuses of the skin, banishes
-defects of the complexion and imparts to it
.gratifying clvurntu and smooth nc.-a.
Sulphur Hatha aro celebrated for cu
ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin,
ns well us RluwnatUm and Gout. Glenn'
Sulphur Soap produces tlio same effects
at a most trilling expense. This admirable
specific also speedily heals tores, bruises,
scald, burnt, sprain nnd cuts. It removes
dandruff nnd ptevents the hair from fulling
out and turning gray.
Clothing and linen used in tho sick room
is disinfected, nnd diseases communicable by
contact with tho person, prevented by it.
Tho Medical Fraternity sanction its use.
Prices, 23 and 50 Cents per Cake, Peu
Box, (3 Cakes,) 00c and $1.20.
N. D. Day the Urgs calm and thereby economise, gold
by nil UruggUu.
"HHPs Hair and Whisker I)ye,M Black
. 'Or Brown, Oc.
C. . CEinEXTON, PropV. 7 fciith At. NT.
Newport Advertisements.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones & Bon,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully Invito the patronise of
the farmers, ami tho pnblio Konerally, as
tho If Hi II EST pltlCliH the Market will alford,
will be paid (or all kinds ot
CHAIN,
FLOUlt,
PRODUCE.
HEEDH AND
HAILUOAD TIE9
We have constantly on hand,
FI8II,
SALT,
PLASTER,
CEMENT
COAL,
IKON,
STEEL,
ItORHK 8IIOES,&o.,&c.
FOB BALE AT THE LOWEST RATEB.
ta. Orders promptly filled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 tf
JyJEWPORT DRUG STORE.
Haviuir on hand a cmnnlntA assurf iNfiif nf ti.A r.,f
lowluv articles, the subscriber asks a shsra of your
pstromure.
DnifH and Medicine,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS,
Also a full stock of
Concsntratei Eomodies,
ESSENTIAL OILS.
Brushes, rerfumery.
IIAIll OIL,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filled
B . M . EDY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
ariawi'OKT, pa.
Role Airent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos.
49-Country Merchants supplied with Goods
at Philadelphia prices.
r Vour orders are solicited. 9 ii
it. s. cook & co.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take eood Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for
Lumber, &o, We use Clearfield Pine and II em.
lock only.
W. R. S. COOK & CO.,
Newport, Terry Co., Po.
October 10, 187(5.
American nnd Foreign Patents.
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attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any ltio acre
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Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore Si Co.,
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IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber
late of the ilrin of Rhoades ft Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he kas opened a WAGON
11 , VDU uimn ...... i . a
jrinnciv-cinwr, aim is prepareo io maKe new
wauons aud renair old mma ut. yimi-t. n,tinM a,,i
at from TEN to TWENTX per cent, cheaper than
the old llrm.
j-ive me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
, , . , . , JACOB SMITH.
Blaln, August 8, 18fi7.
THE WEED
PRICES REDUCED
"Tho Family Favorite'
iMrnovED
Light-Riiiming, Noiseless,
No Ccars,No Cams,No Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of Wood
Work. From this date, by the expiration
of Patents under which wc
have been paying roy
altics,we arc enabled
to sell our mu
ch i nc s at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first
class machine.
'$5? Scn(l fr Circulars and
Price Lists.
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
26 Union Square,
Nmir YOllK.
n 7 int.
UL,ATC11LI5Y8
Improved
Cucumber Wood
T 3TT A T"T J
JI1 Tasteless, Durable.Efllclent
F 1 1 ffVW Oheap. Tlio best Pump
rs :ii ,,,r 1116 'east, money. At-
f i- iiv ?, VV teutiou Is es)oclally Invi
t ted to Itlalehlev's Patent
Improved bracket and
New Drop Check Valve,
which cati be withdrawn
without removing the
Pump or disturbing the
Joints. Also, the Copper
Chamber, which never
ni'llftkH lit Hl.!lliM- fltlfl ulll
i - - . & outlast any other. For sale
i-i,...) uy dealers everywhere.
jrHend for Catalogue and Price-List.
CUAS. G. ItLATCHLKY, Manufaaturer.
637 ly 6U6 Commerce St., Pullapelphla, Pa.
BOOTS
Do you waut BOOTS of any kind t
If so, call and see the
LAHGli STOCK
NOW OFFERED UY
F. MOHTIMElt.
Dr.A.G.OLIN'S
.PHvW llotplUl,
Ml EJHl Y Mhltlf
I ton bt. Cblcurn,.
'ilia. frth ruTlJ
llIlMMUof PHvat OKtur, raaulllntr from try mbumet
or Infection of tiher Hrmlnwl VfkpiBpfoiuclii(r
KMlaalona, Loxm f Memory, liMpalrvd his tit, Lol
JUmtkotid or ImpoU'ni'. Ni'Pvuu lMb1luyf perrn
nctitly curedi dUeatof tbi liladdfr Kidneys, Liver,
l.unas AFttimt, OUrrh, Hlo. all Clironlc DLhmi, and 1IH
KAk1;h OF FKMALK8, yUld to hU Wlm.nt. Dr.Olin
li hud a life-lot n k Milt me, md cum wbm othn fall. H
U t iraduat of the Iteformed Ki IiimiI, tun no merc-iury, hai the
lri:tpnw-UoeiD tb U.S. LAIHKtt reaulrlng traaimantwlLh
prtvat bome ind board, cell or write, r.stry convenience for
.ntleuu. Bend fifty rente for uinple of Rubber Hood and Hr
cular or Important information by espnw. ilt, OLLN'S
female P1H. i iter Bix. Cimnlta(lim free.
MAERIAGE GUIDE tWu5
yomiK and inUldle ajed of bold b, on all dUeaM of a prlvata
nnture. ValnnM a.lvl.-e to tht mturltHl nnd lhc mntpmlatlni
ntamoire. How to be liaulthy and truly b wpy In the llarrfod rvla
tloo. KveryboUy tUould get tUk Iwuk. I'tLm Sti CMiU. to aoy aO
dmsaeaied. aThysiological
Vif3T7 o Marriac I
IfMib' i'4LW K Guide to Wedlock intl
illinjPjQ-W-il,Ut' ' '"arrieu and tha
taiiM-nl.Bt until lor it-, the IC
rret of Reproduction end
I'ue AJittetiBsa oi women.
A iH'Ok fur p ivutf, romiil
e ntc reftdiug. JUI (tiigci, rico
On nit d:irlfreol a Private Nature urut;uK dom Self
Abuse, Execute, or Secret DibOAees, witli the bval
tut-uiie of rurp, V-'-t laru1 nnire. prit p( ct.
A CLINICAL LFOT uR E on the ahovp d'itff and
tnoiu ut ilie Throat ami tuui. CatArrh.Kupture. Ui
Opium Habit, c pric lucte.
tiihT book Hi-tit postpaid on receipt ot price; or all three
containing .Wl pa 2i-, heantitUliy it.uitratfd. tor 73 cti.
Audruaa 1. liJTTB, u. M. btk ttu 8U Ixiuia, Ho.
5000 Agents Wanted
To suhscrllie for the A Rents' Journal. A hand
somely bound 24 pane Journal, brim full of inter
est to Agents. Every Anent ahould nee it.
Sena Postal Card for specimen copy. Address,
AUKNTS' JOUltNAI-.New Vork. S5 6m
1 flVFR"0011 OF KNOWLEDOE. or Be-
crets of Love. Ccinfsliln anrl
Marriage Showing how to get married, live hap
pily obtain lieallh, wealth and distinction, and
apiearto advantage In society 200 panes .100.000
sold. Mailed lor lUets.. lu Postage Stamps or fur
rencv. Address. THH UNION l'l HI IsilINii
lew
Mode
lack1
COMPANY. Kewark, U. J. Uwl3.
Hotels.
JHE PERRY HOUSE,
Now lUoom field, Terry Co., Pa.,
TII08. BUTCH, Proprietor.
NTENlTAniOTELi
J (Formerly the Bweger House,)
MAIN STItEET,
NKW BLOOMFIEI.D, PEllltY CO., PA.
JOS. 8. SMITH, . "T . . Proprietor.
Having good accommodation for regular or
transient, boarders, a share of public patronage
Is solicited. It) IV
JHE MANSION HOUSE,
New ISIoom field, FennV,
D. M. HINE3MITII, rropriitor.
This well-known hotel has lately beenentargf d,
re painted and re.fllled. Hest awommodHtlons
afforded, r Curolul hostlers alwaysln attend
ue. Vii tf
pEABODY HOUSE,
COKNEIt Of LOOlisf anB NINTn TB
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Convenient to all places of amusement and cur
I. , I . euauges to ana Irom the
Contenniitl grounds.
y . wiitsnn. proprietor of the IIbrrt Hoitrb,
tJncliiimtl for the past twenty years, and present
proprietor, mis leased the house for a term of
.!., Rim uas newty nirnisNed and fitted It
throiigliont. V.fi will keep a strictly llrst-olass
housn.audhas aceominodation tor 300 guests.
let ins II tier day.
ti.ffL!Ju',ar,m? ever been kept In tlio HENRY
HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA-
JT. ELMO HOTEL,
( FORMERLY "THE UNION,")
JOS. M. FEU Ell, Proprietor-
817 & S19 ARCH BTREKT,
PHILADELPHIA.
Terms,
$2.60 Per Day.
HIS HOTEMielngefiitrnlly located, and hav-
K rn.rn rnuiciy KKFlTTKD.lt Will be fOIIIld
as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired
AUCTIONEERS.
JAS. P. LATCHFORD,
AUCTIONEER,
.uU. .p-vunnj iiiKiim inn imuiic wtat lie
will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders
will receive pronmt attention.
uunoauii o mijU,I'I,K1II CU., I'A.
TAMES CLEELAND
I A iJ
j Auutiunoer.
OITnrilils inrvlM. In Ih. t, ...
Cumberland counties, post olilce address.
Btierniansuale, l'eny co., Pa.
D." HENRY,
A UCTTONnPlT?
Blaln, Perry county Pa.
AaTprms Miflitrnfa onA ...... -.. .
to render satisfaction. kit
Anrlloneer. Tim
tint Inn Mi (it ha urlll avnunU. - i Y.
or Ditiipliln comiMoft. Urflert aie solicited aud
rvmVlliiiuiHiuii nniuo Kirrii,
A Ut n r-IWB,
lMw HiifTalo
Perrvoo..Pa.
D
AVID M'COY,
Auctioneer
S. Charges very low.
Post Office address
Ickesburg Penn'a
t
B.HARNISH,
j.
A-TJCXIOIVKKll,
satisfaction guaranteed. a tf
H
0ME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
would respectively Inform my frlendsthatlln
tend calling upon them with a supply of good
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consistl'ngof
OASSIMERS,
CASSINET8,
FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd)
CAKPETS, &c,
oexcliangefor woo or senior cash.
J. H.BIXLER.
CentkbWooi.eh Factokt. 6,17,4m
Sr.
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i una, i.ttiicu. smarsiiu au smlulauii I
v suriMa. kk )curilra?cillrU(0i0i
M Bf Bl rclll, Will, B TtrHfl j
. t)iuc;i;w.iti.c.i.iiii
MW For Rale by F, Mohtimeh, New Bloomneld
Perry county. Pa.
S2500:
TRAn. Airentswsnted. Bast.
nss Icrltlmatu. Particulars free.
AddnuJ wouraaco.si u.ou,m.
045
PREMIITW wirril iwn runs' a
stem-wilidur.Frflf wilhi.vrvnrdt!r. Out.
Ut free. J. 11. Uaylurd 4 Lo, Cblcagu, IU.
TRESPASS NOTIC K. - The undersigned
hereby notify all jwrsons not to hunt, nsh,
Rather nuts, cut timber, c, or otherwise tres
pass on their lauds in Jackson township, Perry
county, Pa., or they will be dealt with according
to law.
B. K. BALTOPSER.
PETER UUI8UALL.
September 18, 1877. pd i
FLANNELS A splendid assortment of Flan
Dels, Just opened by F. MORTIMER.
PRINTING of every description neatly ex
ecuted at the Bloomfleld Times Olllce, at
reasonable rates.
M
What Paul Said.
The other evening the Rev. Mr. Tlill
flcter ant down to the tea-table with 'a
Very thoughtful air, and attended to tho
wants of hit brood In a very almtrnoted
manner. I'resently lie looked up at h it
wlfo and nld !
"The ApostloTaul "
"Got an awful lump on the head
'safterlloon,,, broke In the pastor's eldest
son, " playing baseball. Bat flew out
of the Striker's hand when I was urn.
plre, and cracked mo rlglil above the
car, an' dropped me. Hurt 1 Golly I"
and the lad sliook his head In a dismal
but'exprenslve pantomime as he tenderly
7u)bed a lump that looked like a billiard
ball with lmlr on it- The pastor gravely
paused for the Interruption, and re
sumed i
"The Apostle rnUl-"
"Saw Mrs. O'Gemlne down at Orecri
bau in's this afternoon," said his eldest
daughter, addressing her mother. " 8he
had on that samo old everlasting black
silk mudo over with a vest of tllleul
green silk, coat-tall basque pattern,
overskirt made with diagonal folds in
front, edged with deep fringe; yellow
straw hat with bluck velvet facing In
side the brim, and pale blue flowers.
She's going to Chicago."
The good minister waited patiently,
and then, in tones Just a shade louder
than before, said :
"The Apostle Paul "
"Went In swlmmln' last night with
Harry and I!en, pap, and stepped on a
clam shell," exclaimed his youngest
son ; " cut my foot so, can't I slay home
to-morrow V"
The pastor informed his son that he
might stay away from the river and
then resumed his topic.
"The Apostle Paul "
"My teacher Is an awful liar," shouted
the second son; "he says the world is
as round as an orange and it turns
around all the time faster than a circus
man can ride. I guess he hain't got
much sense."
" The mother lifted a warning finger
toward tho boy and said : " sh I" and the
father resumed :
" The Apostlo Paul says"
" Don't bite ofl' twice as much as you
can chew," broke out the eldest son,
reproving the ossaultof hislittle brother
on a piece of cake. The pastor's face
showed Just a trifle of annoyance as he
said, in very firm, decided tones:
"The Apostle Paul says"
" There's a fly in thebutter J"' shrieked
the youngest hopeful of the family, and
a general laugh followed. When si
lence was restored the eldest daughter.
with an air of curiosity, said: f
" Well, but pa, I really would like to
know what the Apostle Paul said V"
" Pass me tho mustard," said the pas-,
tor absently.
SiT I talked with a minion from Her
Majesty's dominions: Says I, "Where
are you going?" Says he, "To hide a
hoe." Says I, " What are you going to
hide a hoe for?" Says he, "I didn't
say hide a boe ; I said hide a hoe." Says
I, "Spell it." Says he, "I-d-a-ho."
" O, says I, " Idaho." " Yes," says he,
"Hide a boe."
A clergyman was preparing bis
discourse for Sunday, stopping occasion
ally to review what be bad written, and
to erase thut which he disapproved,
when he was accosted by his little son,
who numbered but five summers:
" Father, does God tell you what to
preachi" "Certainly, my child."
" Then what makes you scratch It out ?"
The other day a New York police
man, in making out acharge against an
arrested party, wrote: "The prisoner
set upon me disorderly, and called me
an ass, and a precious ruffian, and an
Idiot an of which I certify to lie true."
C5""HiI where did you get them
trousers V"' asked an Irishman of a man
who happened to be passing with a pair
of remarkably short trousers on. "I
got ihem where they grew," was the in
dignant reply. "Then, by my con
science," said Paddy, "you've pulled
tbem a year too soon ! "
C3T A tourist, in search of natural
curiosities, coming to a small stream.
looked over his memorandum, and
asked a Dutchman near by if this was
Alder Creek. " Yaw," was the reply,
dis vas all dar creek vat I knows about
yust round here."
O" The reason why the courts are
always full of patent right cases is that
while Necessity is the mother of Inven
tion it Is a well known axiom that
Necessity knows no law.
n