The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, November 27, 1877, Page 7, Image 7
THE TIMES, NEW BL00MFIEL1),1 PA., KOVEMHElt 27, 1877. The HloomMd Times' STJ3A.M IS THE PLACE TO GET Plain and Funcy SALE PILLS, PAMPHLETS, LETTElt-I I E ADS, CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, INVITATIONS, TICKETS, BILL-HEADS, &c, &c, &c, &c. At the Shortest Notice AND MOST REASONABLE RATES. B ALL SCALES. L B. MARYANKKTH, 1). W. DEUR and . JAM US H. UltlEU known as 'The Ball Scale Company," ?wTeirn2',V,S ''.""S ' !! jiupply of lbmy's Patent (JO UN T Ell SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap, est and best C'ontiterBcaletn the market. ," Jfor Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey. Delaware and Maryland, ad dress 'The Ball Scale Company," Pottsvltle, Schoylkillcounty, Pa. . For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap ply to the undersigned, where they can be seeu and examined any time. J LEIHY & BRO., Newport, Terry co., Pa. FRANK MORTIMER, Btl New Uloomileld,PeiTyco.,Pa. A CARD. To all who are suffering from the errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OP CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Bend a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman, Station D, Bible House, New York City. 10b ly STEWART'S ADJUSTABLE TREADLE FOR OPERATING SEWING MACHINES WITHOUT FATIGUE OR INJURY. The most complete method of propelling the sewing machine. It saves Tour-fifths the laborand entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury en - dorsed by the medical fraternity. It can be at tached to any ordinary sewing machine without removing the machine from the house. No sew ing machine should be used without this im portant attachment. Send for our circulars. Which explains the principles. Address. NEW YOItK THEADLE MFG. CO.. 8 lvr. IU (wtlnm1l Kivefit V V VPHRflNin Dltentf Cured. New paths umiumu marked out by that plainest of all books " Plain Home Talk and Medical Com- I)K. K. B. FOOT E, of 120 Lexington Ave., N. Y. Purchasers of this book are at lllwrtv tn tts author In person or by mall free. Price by inall Ki.25 for the Standard edition, or 81.60 for the Popular edition, which contains nil the same iii.u it-i aim illustrations, contents tables free. AJ58nt'L,?an,,'- MURRAY HILL PUllLISHINU -CO., 129 East mil St., N. Y. 4l-13t. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterlino Remedy Fon Diseases and Injuiues op TnE Skin ; A IIealtiifcl Beautifieh of tiws Complexion; A Re liable Means of Preventing and Re lieving Rheumatism and Gout, and ait Unkqualed Disinfectant, Deodorizer AND COUSTEIt-InillTANT. Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi eating local disuses of the skin, banishes -defects of the complexion and imparts to it .gratifying clvurntu and smooth nc.-a. Sulphur Hatha aro celebrated for cu ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin, ns well us RluwnatUm and Gout. Glenn' Sulphur Soap produces tlio same effects at a most trilling expense. This admirable specific also speedily heals tores, bruises, scald, burnt, sprain nnd cuts. It removes dandruff nnd ptevents the hair from fulling out and turning gray. Clothing and linen used in tho sick room is disinfected, nnd diseases communicable by contact with tho person, prevented by it. Tho Medical Fraternity sanction its use. Prices, 23 and 50 Cents per Cake, Peu Box, (3 Cakes,) 00c and $1.20. N. D. Day the Urgs calm and thereby economise, gold by nil UruggUu. "HHPs Hair and Whisker I)ye,M Black . 'Or Brown, Oc. C. . CEinEXTON, PropV. 7 fciith At. NT. Newport Advertisements. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Bon,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invito the patronise of the farmers, ami tho pnblio Konerally, as tho If Hi II EST pltlCliH the Market will alford, will be paid (or all kinds ot CHAIN, FLOUlt, PRODUCE. HEEDH AND HAILUOAD TIE9 We have constantly on hand, FI8II, SALT, PLASTER, CEMENT COAL, IKON, STEEL, ItORHK 8IIOES,&o.,&c. FOB BALE AT THE LOWEST RATEB. ta. Orders promptly filled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JyJEWPORT DRUG STORE. Haviuir on hand a cmnnlntA assurf iNfiif nf ti.A r.,f lowluv articles, the subscriber asks a shsra of your pstromure. DnifH and Medicine, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS, Also a full stock of Concsntratei Eomodies, ESSENTIAL OILS. Brushes, rerfumery. IIAIll OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully and Promptly Filled B . M . EDY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, ariawi'OKT, pa. Role Airent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. 49-Country Merchants supplied with Goods at Philadelphia prices. r Vour orders are solicited. 9 ii it. s. cook & co., Agree to sell all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take eood Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, &o, We use Clearfield Pine and II em. lock only. W. R. S. COOK & CO., Newport, Terry Co., Po. October 10, 187(5. American nnd Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOSMEll & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured Inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent olllce, Extensions before Con gress, Infringement Suits in dilferent Slates, and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to Ullmore i Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. 8. (ieneral Land Olllce and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION Claims, and IIOMKs r I.' A n ,.auu. attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any ltio acre pieces lor sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can be located In the name of lite purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at 1.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore Si Co., for pamphlet of Instruction. AIUir.All.-l U rAI APIU BOUNTY. OFFICERS. SOLDIERS nnd KAII.ONsi nf ti,a late war, or their heirs, are In many case s entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMOKE & CO., and a lull re ply, alter examination, will be given you free. I' N K I O N H. All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and BAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war, however slight, can obtain apensonby addressing GILMORE & CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims aud the Southern Claims Commission. Each department ot our business Is conducted In aseparale bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention, to all business entrusted to GILMOltK & CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving It. Address: GILMOKE &CO., bin F. Street, Washington, D. C. IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber late of the ilrin of Rhoades ft Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he kas opened a WAGON 11 , VDU uimn ...... i . a jrinnciv-cinwr, aim is prepareo io maKe new wauons aud renair old mma ut. yimi-t. n,tinM a,,i at from TEN to TWENTX per cent, cheaper than the old llrm. j-ive me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. , , . , . , JACOB SMITH. Blaln, August 8, 18fi7. THE WEED PRICES REDUCED "Tho Family Favorite' iMrnovED Light-Riiiming, Noiseless, No Ccars,No Cams,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which wc have been paying roy altics,we arc enabled to sell our mu ch i nc s at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. '$5? Scn(l fr Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, Nmir YOllK. n 7 int. UL,ATC11LI5Y8 Improved Cucumber Wood T 3TT A T"T J JI1 Tasteless, Durable.Efllclent F 1 1 ffVW Oheap. Tlio best Pump rs :ii ,,,r 1116 'east, money. At- f i- iiv ?, VV teutiou Is es)oclally Invi t ted to Itlalehlev's Patent Improved bracket and New Drop Check Valve, which cati be withdrawn without removing the Pump or disturbing the Joints. Also, the Copper Chamber, which never ni'llftkH lit Hl.!lliM- fltlfl ulll i - - . & outlast any other. For sale i-i,...) uy dealers everywhere. jrHend for Catalogue and Price-List. CUAS. G. ItLATCHLKY, Manufaaturer. 637 ly 6U6 Commerce St., Pullapelphla, Pa. BOOTS Do you waut BOOTS of any kind t If so, call and see the LAHGli STOCK NOW OFFERED UY F. MOHTIMElt. Dr.A.G.OLIN'S .PHvW llotplUl, Ml EJHl Y Mhltlf I ton bt. Cblcurn,. 'ilia. frth ruTlJ llIlMMUof PHvat OKtur, raaulllntr from try mbumet or Infection of tiher Hrmlnwl VfkpiBpfoiuclii(r KMlaalona, Loxm f Memory, liMpalrvd his tit, Lol JUmtkotid or ImpoU'ni'. Ni'Pvuu lMb1luyf perrn nctitly curedi dUeatof tbi liladdfr Kidneys, Liver, l.unas AFttimt, OUrrh, Hlo. all Clironlc DLhmi, and 1IH KAk1;h OF FKMALK8, yUld to hU Wlm.nt. Dr.Olin li hud a life-lot n k Milt me, md cum wbm othn fall. H U t iraduat of the Iteformed Ki IiimiI, tun no merc-iury, hai the lri:tpnw-UoeiD tb U.S. LAIHKtt reaulrlng traaimantwlLh prtvat bome ind board, cell or write, r.stry convenience for .ntleuu. Bend fifty rente for uinple of Rubber Hood and Hr cular or Important information by espnw. ilt, OLLN'S female P1H. i iter Bix. Cimnlta(lim free. MAERIAGE GUIDE tWu5 yomiK and inUldle ajed of bold b, on all dUeaM of a prlvata nnture. ValnnM a.lvl.-e to tht mturltHl nnd lhc mntpmlatlni ntamoire. How to be liaulthy and truly b wpy In the llarrfod rvla tloo. KveryboUy tUould get tUk Iwuk. I'tLm Sti CMiU. to aoy aO dmsaeaied. aThysiological Vif3T7 o Marriac I IfMib' i'4LW K Guide to Wedlock intl illinjPjQ-W-il,Ut' ' '"arrieu and tha taiiM-nl.Bt until lor it-, the IC rret of Reproduction end I'ue AJittetiBsa oi women. A iH'Ok fur p ivutf, romiil e ntc reftdiug. JUI (tiigci, rico On nit d:irlfreol a Private Nature urut;uK dom Self Abuse, Execute, or Secret DibOAees, witli the bval tut-uiie of rurp, V-'-t laru1 nnire. prit p( ct. A CLINICAL LFOT uR E on the ahovp d'itff and tnoiu ut ilie Throat ami tuui. CatArrh.Kupture. Ui Opium Habit, c pric lucte. tiihT book Hi-tit postpaid on receipt ot price; or all three containing .Wl pa 2i-, heantitUliy it.uitratfd. tor 73 cti. Audruaa 1. liJTTB, u. M. btk ttu 8U Ixiuia, Ho. 5000 Agents Wanted To suhscrllie for the A Rents' Journal. A hand somely bound 24 pane Journal, brim full of inter est to Agents. Every Anent ahould nee it. Sena Postal Card for specimen copy. Address, AUKNTS' JOUltNAI-.New Vork. S5 6m 1 flVFR"0011 OF KNOWLEDOE. or Be- crets of Love. Ccinfsliln anrl Marriage Showing how to get married, live hap pily obtain lieallh, wealth and distinction, and apiearto advantage In society 200 panes .100.000 sold. Mailed lor lUets.. lu Postage Stamps or fur rencv. Address. THH UNION l'l HI IsilINii lew Mode lack1 COMPANY. Kewark, U. J. Uwl3. Hotels. JHE PERRY HOUSE, Now lUoom field, Terry Co., Pa., TII08. BUTCH, Proprietor. NTENlTAniOTELi J (Formerly the Bweger House,) MAIN STItEET, NKW BLOOMFIEI.D, PEllltY CO., PA. JOS. 8. SMITH, . "T . . Proprietor. Having good accommodation for regular or transient, boarders, a share of public patronage Is solicited. It) IV JHE MANSION HOUSE, New ISIoom field, FennV, D. M. HINE3MITII, rropriitor. This well-known hotel has lately beenentargf d, re painted and re.fllled. Hest awommodHtlons afforded, r Curolul hostlers alwaysln attend ue. Vii tf pEABODY HOUSE, COKNEIt Of LOOlisf anB NINTn TB PHILADELPHIA, PA. Convenient to all places of amusement and cur I. , I . euauges to ana Irom the Contenniitl grounds. y . wiitsnn. proprietor of the IIbrrt Hoitrb, tJncliiimtl for the past twenty years, and present proprietor, mis leased the house for a term of .!., Rim uas newty nirnisNed and fitted It throiigliont. V.fi will keep a strictly llrst-olass housn.audhas aceominodation tor 300 guests. let ins II tier day. ti.ffL!Ju',ar,m? ever been kept In tlio HENRY HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA- JT. ELMO HOTEL, ( FORMERLY "THE UNION,") JOS. M. FEU Ell, Proprietor- 817 & S19 ARCH BTREKT, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, $2.60 Per Day. HIS HOTEMielngefiitrnlly located, and hav- K rn.rn rnuiciy KKFlTTKD.lt Will be fOIIIld as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired AUCTIONEERS. JAS. P. LATCHFORD, AUCTIONEER, .uU. .p-vunnj iiiKiim inn imuiic wtat lie will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will receive pronmt attention. uunoauii o mijU,I'I,K1II CU., I'A. TAMES CLEELAND I A iJ j Auutiunoer. OITnrilils inrvlM. In Ih. t, ... Cumberland counties, post olilce address. Btierniansuale, l'eny co., Pa. D." HENRY, A UCTTONnPlT? Blaln, Perry county Pa. AaTprms Miflitrnfa onA ...... -.. . to render satisfaction. kit Anrlloneer. Tim tint Inn Mi (it ha urlll avnunU. - i Y. or Ditiipliln comiMoft. Urflert aie solicited aud rvmVlliiiuiHiuii nniuo Kirrii, A Ut n r-IWB, lMw HiifTalo Perrvoo..Pa. D AVID M'COY, Auctioneer S. Charges very low. Post Office address Ickesburg Penn'a t B.HARNISH, j. A-TJCXIOIVKKll, satisfaction guaranteed. a tf H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! would respectively Inform my frlendsthatlln tend calling upon them with a supply of good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consistl'ngof OASSIMERS, CASSINET8, FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) CAKPETS, &c, oexcliangefor woo or senior cash. J. H.BIXLER. CentkbWooi.eh Factokt. 6,17,4m Sr. ' I csfli s(iiii i ii i e f ii i 1 1. Ta. I I'lKIKPIl ITi: .1 IJ 1 k' nor. I.V.... ' I --r -i i una, i.ttiicu. smarsiiu au smlulauii I v suriMa. kk )curilra?cillrU(0i0i M Bf Bl rclll, Will, B TtrHfl j . t)iuc;i;w.iti.c.i.iiii MW For Rale by F, Mohtimeh, New Bloomneld Perry county. Pa. S2500: TRAn. Airentswsnted. Bast. nss Icrltlmatu. Particulars free. AddnuJ wouraaco.si u.ou,m. 045 PREMIITW wirril iwn runs' a stem-wilidur.Frflf wilhi.vrvnrdt!r. Out. Ut free. J. 11. Uaylurd 4 Lo, Cblcagu, IU. TRESPASS NOTIC K. - The undersigned hereby notify all jwrsons not to hunt, nsh, Rather nuts, cut timber, c, or otherwise tres pass on their lauds in Jackson township, Perry county, Pa., or they will be dealt with according to law. B. K. BALTOPSER. PETER UUI8UALL. September 18, 1877. pd i FLANNELS A splendid assortment of Flan Dels, Just opened by F. MORTIMER. PRINTING of every description neatly ex ecuted at the Bloomfleld Times Olllce, at reasonable rates. M What Paul Said. The other evening the Rev. Mr. Tlill flcter ant down to the tea-table with 'a Very thoughtful air, and attended to tho wants of hit brood In a very almtrnoted manner. I'resently lie looked up at h it wlfo and nld ! "The ApostloTaul " "Got an awful lump on the head 'safterlloon,,, broke In the pastor's eldest son, " playing baseball. Bat flew out of the Striker's hand when I was urn. plre, and cracked mo rlglil above the car, an' dropped me. Hurt 1 Golly I" and the lad sliook his head In a dismal but'exprenslve pantomime as he tenderly 7u)bed a lump that looked like a billiard ball with lmlr on it- The pastor gravely paused for the Interruption, and re sumed i "The Apostle rnUl-" "Saw Mrs. O'Gemlne down at Orecri bau in's this afternoon," said his eldest daughter, addressing her mother. " 8he had on that samo old everlasting black silk mudo over with a vest of tllleul green silk, coat-tall basque pattern, overskirt made with diagonal folds in front, edged with deep fringe; yellow straw hat with bluck velvet facing In side the brim, and pale blue flowers. She's going to Chicago." The good minister waited patiently, and then, in tones Just a shade louder than before, said : "The Apostle Paul " "Went In swlmmln' last night with Harry and I!en, pap, and stepped on a clam shell," exclaimed his youngest son ; " cut my foot so, can't I slay home to-morrow V" The pastor informed his son that he might stay away from the river and then resumed his topic. "The Apostle Paul " "My teacher Is an awful liar," shouted the second son; "he says the world is as round as an orange and it turns around all the time faster than a circus man can ride. I guess he hain't got much sense." " The mother lifted a warning finger toward tho boy and said : " sh I" and the father resumed : " The Apostlo Paul says" " Don't bite ofl' twice as much as you can chew," broke out the eldest son, reproving the ossaultof hislittle brother on a piece of cake. The pastor's face showed Just a trifle of annoyance as he said, in very firm, decided tones: "The Apostle Paul says" " There's a fly in thebutter J"' shrieked the youngest hopeful of the family, and a general laugh followed. When si lence was restored the eldest daughter. with an air of curiosity, said: f " Well, but pa, I really would like to know what the Apostle Paul said V" " Pass me tho mustard," said the pas-, tor absently. SiT I talked with a minion from Her Majesty's dominions: Says I, "Where are you going?" Says he, "To hide a hoe." Says I, " What are you going to hide a hoe for?" Says he, "I didn't say hide a boe ; I said hide a hoe." Says I, "Spell it." Says he, "I-d-a-ho." " O, says I, " Idaho." " Yes," says he, "Hide a boe." A clergyman was preparing bis discourse for Sunday, stopping occasion ally to review what be bad written, and to erase thut which he disapproved, when he was accosted by his little son, who numbered but five summers: " Father, does God tell you what to preachi" "Certainly, my child." " Then what makes you scratch It out ?" The other day a New York police man, in making out acharge against an arrested party, wrote: "The prisoner set upon me disorderly, and called me an ass, and a precious ruffian, and an Idiot an of which I certify to lie true." C5""HiI where did you get them trousers V"' asked an Irishman of a man who happened to be passing with a pair of remarkably short trousers on. "I got ihem where they grew," was the in dignant reply. "Then, by my con science," said Paddy, "you've pulled tbem a year too soon ! " C3T A tourist, in search of natural curiosities, coming to a small stream. looked over his memorandum, and asked a Dutchman near by if this was Alder Creek. " Yaw," was the reply, dis vas all dar creek vat I knows about yust round here." O" The reason why the courts are always full of patent right cases is that while Necessity is the mother of Inven tion it Is a well known axiom that Necessity knows no law. n