THE TIMES, NEW BL00MF1ELI), TA1, NOVEMUEll 13, 1877.
7
Tho IHoomflld Times'
STEAM
job office:
IS THE PLACE TO GET
riain and Fancy
SALE BILLS,
PAMPHLETS, .
LETTER-HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS,
INVITATIONS,
TICKETS,
BILL-HEADS,
&c, &c, &c, &c.
At the Shortest Notice
AND MOST
REASONABLE RATES.
gALL SCALES.
LB. MARYANERTH, J). W. DERR aud
. JAMliS 11. OK1KK known as
"The Ball Scale Company,"
have now on hand a large supply of Ruov's Patent
(JOUNTKK SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap,
est and best Connter Scale In the market.
- For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress "The Hall Scale Company," Fottsvllle,
Sehnylklllcounty, Pa.
S- For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen
aud examined any time.
J LEIBY & nitO.,
Newport, Perry Co., Pa.
FRANK MORTIMER,
9tf New liloomtleld, Perryco.,Pa.
ACAUP. To all who are suffering from the
errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakuess, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary In South America. Bend a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Joseph ,T. Inman,
Station D, Bible House, Nev York Citv . 16b ly
STEWART'S
ADJUSTABLE TREADLE
FOR OPERATING
SEWING MACHINES
WITHOUT
FATIGUE OR INJURY.
The most complete method of propelling the
sewing machine. It saves four-fifths the labor and
entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury i en
dorsed Dy the medical fraternity. It can be at
tached to any ordinary sewing machine without
removing the machine from the house. No sew
ing machine should be used without this im
portant attachment. Send for our circulars,
which explains the principles. Address,
NEW YORK TKEADLE MFtt. CO.,
8 lyr. 64 Oortlandt Street, Jf. Y.
HURON !H Mwi' Cured. New paths
w. ....... w iinuKBunin uy mat plainest, oiai
all books " Plain Home Tallf and Mi.rflp.il I'nm.sl
tnon Sense," nearly liWO pages, 200 Illustrations,
Dr. E. B. FOOTE, of 120 Lexington Ave., N. Y.
Purchasers of this book are at liberty to consult
Its author In person or by mail free. Price by
mall 8:1.25 for the Standard edition, or S1.50 for the
Popular edition, which contains all the same
matter and illustrations. Contents tables free.
Agents wanted. MURRAY HILL PUBLISHING
CO., 129 East 28th St., N. Y. 41-13U
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,
A Stkrliko Remedy For Diseases and
Injuries op the Skin ; A Healthful
Beautifier of Tim Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Preventing and Re
lieving Rheumatism and Gout, and an
Unequaled Disinfectant, Deodorizer
and counter-irritant.
Glenn'a Sulphur Soap, besides eradi
cating local diseases of tho skin, banishes
delecis of the complexion and imparts to it
gratifying clearness and smoothness.
Sulphur Hatha ro celebrated for cu
ririj; eruptions uud other diseases of the skin,
ns well us Rheumatism and Oout. Glenn's
Sulphur Soap produces the same effects
at a most trilling expense. This admirablo
specific also speedily heals ore, bruise,
Maids, burnt, tpraini nnd cuts. It removes
dandruff find prevents the hair from falling
out and turning gray.
Clothing and linen used In tho sick room
is disinfected, and diseases communicable by
contact with the person, prevented by it.
Tho Medical Fraternity sanction its use.
Prices, 25 and 50 Cents per Cake, PEn
Box, (3 Cakes,) 00c and $1.20.
N. U. Buy the larg cake nd thereby camomile. Sold
by ill DrugiLu.
"Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye," Black
or Brown, 60c.
C. N. CCITTEJiTOS, Trop'r, 7 Sixth At. NT.
Newport Advertisements.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones A Bon,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front Bt., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully Invite the patronise of
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the H1U11EHT PRICKS the market will alford,
will be paid (or all kinds of
GRAIN,
FLOUR,
PRODUCE.
BEED9 AND
RAILROAD TIBS
We bave constantly on hand,
FISH,
SALT,
PLASTER,
CEMENT
COAL,
IRON,
BTEEL,
HOUSE SHOES, o., fte.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST BATES.
. Orders promptly filled,
Newport. July 20, 1875 tf
JJEWP0RT DRUG STORE.
Havinir on band a complete assortment of the fol
lowing articles, tbe subscriber asks a sbareof your
patronage.
Drugs and Medicines,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock of
Concentrated Eomedies,
ESSENTIAL OILS,
Brushes, Fcrfuiuery
HAIll OIL,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
rURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filled
B . M . EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
NEWPORT, IA.
Role Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos.
49 Country Merchants supplied wltU Qoods
at Philadelphia prices.
- Your orders are solicited. 9 41
w.
It. S. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take good Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for
Lumber, c, We use Clearlleld Pine aud Hem
lock only.
W. K. S. COOK & CO.,
Newport, Perry Co., Pa.
October 10, 1876.
American and Foreign Patents.
GILMOKE & CO., Successors to CHIPMAN.
HOSMER & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro
cured ill all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOK.
No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision ot the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent oltlce. Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Sultsin different States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. tSend Stamp to Ullmore & Co., lor pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
8. General Land Olllce and Department of the
Interlnr. Private I,and Claims, MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any liio acre
nieces for sale. This Scrip is assignable, and can
be located In the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
1.25 per acre. It is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Ullmore & Co.,
lor pamphlet of instruction.
ARIIEARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to G1LMORE & CO., aud a full re
ply, after examination, will be given you free.
PENSIONS.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILOR8,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured in the late war,
however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
GILMORE&CO.
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE& CO., before
the Supreme Court of the Uulted States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business la conducted
in aseparale bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORE 6i CO., Is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deserving it.
Address: GILMORE SCO.,
629 F. Street.
Washington, D. C.
IMPORTANT NOTICE The subscriber
late of the tlrm of Rhoades ft Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he kas opened a WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new
wagons ami repair old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY pet cent, cheaper than
the old Itrm.
-Sive me a eaU. Satisfaction guaranteed.
, JACOB SMITH.
Blaln, August 8, 18(97.
THE WEED
PRICES REDUCED
"The Family Favorite"
IMPROVED
light-Running, Noiseless,
Xo Gears,No Cams.Xo Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of Wood
Work. From this date, by the expiration
of Patents under which we
have been paying roy
alties,we are enabled
to sell our ma
chines at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first
class machine.
Ig Send for Circulars and
Trice Lists.
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
2G Union Square,
NEW YORK.
11 7 18t
BLATCIILISY'S
Improved
Cucumber Wood
PUMP.
Tasteless, Durable, Kdlclent
and Cheap. The best Pump
for the least money. At
tention is especially Invi
ted to Blatchley's Patent
Improved Bracket and
New Drop Check Valve,
which can be withdrawn
without removing the
Pump or disturbing the
joints. Also, the Copper
Chamber, which never
cracks or scales, and will
outlast any other. For sale
by Dealers everywhere.
AVSend for Catalogue and Price-List.
C1IAS. (1. HLAI'CIILEY, Manufacturer.
637 ly
506 Commerce St., Pnilapelphla, Pa.
BOOTS
Do you waut BOOTS of any kludt
If so, call and see the
LARGE STOCK
NOW OFFERED BT
F. M OUT I ME 11.
Dr.A.G.OLIN'S
Print HotpiuL
HI but WMbinir
ton Bt.. Chicago,,
IIU, forth cur of
all DImmmi of Private natura, ratultlng from carl abaiaea
or Infection of otther Sax, Hemlnifcl Vl'eitknesRpruduclufr
'nilloua, Lom f Hfmon. Impaired blsht, Ioni
juunaooa or impoicniji nrrvgui I'mimy.
mill ur imnoivni'Ti iirrTiiss irrunni . in w
nentiy vuradt diHAwttoi inn muaai'i-t Jkiuneya L.lvi
I,iintT. Asthma. Cktwrh, Pilak U Cbronlc DImmm. uid DIM
KAhT:H OF KEMAl-KH, yield to hU InKtmcnt. Dt.OIId
ha bftal m life-loni axmrlanc. ftnd enrw whtn othwi fail.
lrvMt orswUo id the U. B. TAUIIH rMnirini IrMtmant with
trivat homa and board, rll or wilt, kvtry couvtuwnc for
pNtieoM. 8Dd fifty oantt for nnpl of Ruubtr Good and cir
cular of Important Information by tipnai. Alt OLLN'tt
Female nils, (J. par Box. Cnmultation fraf.
MAERIAGE GUIDE fflassJWiS
youiu and mldil airsi of both Sexat, on all dUtwa of a private
patur. Valnabla advlca to tb niarriad and thoH rootmnp latino;
Dumm, Haw to dh healthy and truly batpy In th marrwd rela
tlon. Krerybody abouU nt iba boo. 1t1o W oauU, toauy ad
draw, awalud.
A PHYSIOLOGICAL
VievT of Marriage !
A.uutdto wedlock and
rouridtiiitial Trratua on tlifl
lutiua ul niarriiiK and tlia
oaust'tthat unfit tor It; the ie
vnii of Reproduction and
the Dlaeaaea of Women,
i A book lor private, consid-ratcreadiug-
lUUpaaea, prioa
4lCti.
n , A PHIVA1E MCDICAL ADVISERI m 9M
n 111 diiorilfranl a Privntn Nature ruin ' Irnm Half
Abuaa, xoesaee, or Secret Diaeaaea, witii Ui buat
Uwaimof cure. SM larjrc vugvt. pric.Wct.
A CLINICAL LKCTURK on the alxvrr dlieaift and
fhoae of Uia Throat and Lunga, Catarrb.fiupture, Um
Opium Hablt.nc, price 10 ci.
lather book nnt Hiitpajd on n-crpt otprlr;orall threes
containing .VHiiiaKt-a, hcantiftilly tllurtraied, for 76 cu.
AddruM DiUBUTTa, UN. Hth. ttt. 8U Louia, Uo-
5000 Agents Wanted
To subscribe for the A?ents' Journal. A hand
somely bound 24 paw Journal, brim full of Inter
est to A Ken Is. Every Agent should see it.
Send Postal Card for specimen copy. Address,
AGENTS' JQUKNAL. New York. 36 6m
I fWFRiB00K OF KNOWLEDGE, or Be
"u crets of Love. Courtship and
Marriage Showing how to get married, live hap
pily obtain health, wealth aud distinction, and
aiiear to advantage In society 200 paKs-r300,O0U
sold. Mailed for lOcts.. In Postage Stumps or cur
rency. Address, TUB UNION PUBLISHING
COMPANY. Newark, N. J. 44W13.
Now
Mode
Machine
mm
o
Hotels.
JHE PERRY HOUSE,
New Bloomfleld, Perry Co., Pa.,
TUOB. BUTCU, Proprietor.
f ENTENNIAL HOTEL,
J (Formerly tbe Bweger Ilouse,)
MAIN STREET,
NEW BLOOM FIELD, FERRY CO., PA.
J08. 8. SMITH, . T . . Proprietor.
ITavIng good accommodations for regular or
transient boarders, share of nubile patronage
is solicited. lonf
plE MANSION HOUSE,
New Bloomfleld, Penn'a.,
D. M. RINESMITH, . . Proprietor.
This well-known hotel has lately beenenlarged,
re painted and re-tltted. Best accommodations
afforded, f Caret iri hostlers always In attend
auce. 633 tf
."DEABODY HOUSE,
CORNER OF LOCUST and NINTH 8TS..
PHILADELPHIA , PA,
Convenient to all plaCM of amusement and car
lines In the city. No ohanges to and Irom the
Centennial grounds,
Col. Watson, proprietor of the TTbnrt nocsa,
Cincinnati for the past twenty years, aud present
proprietor, lias leased the house for a term of
years, and has newly furnished and fitted It
throughout. He will keep a strictly first-class
house, and has accommodation for 300 guests.
'I'n "inn D I .w.
- No Bar has ever been kept In the HENRY
noi'SE, uor will any be kept at the PEA
BODY. 10 22
JT. ELMO HOTEL,
(FORMERLY "THE UNION,")
JOS. M. FEHER, Proprietor-
817 & 819 ARCH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Terms,
2.50 Per Day.
HIS noTEL being centrally located, and hav
. lug been entirely refitted, It will be found
as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired
AUCTIONEERS,
AS. P. LATCH FORD,
A UCTIONEER ,
Would respectfully Inform the public that he
will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders
will receive prompt attention.
DON N ALLY'S MILLS, PERRY CO., PA.
TAMES CLEELAND
U Auctioneer,
Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and
Cumberland counties. Post olllce address,
Slierniansdale, Perry co., Pa.
HENRY,
A UCTIONEER.
Blalo, Perry county Pa.
Tenns Moderate and every exertion made
to render satisfaction. 6tf
Auctioneer. The undersigned gives
notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and
prouiptattentiou wlllbe given.
l. D. WELLS,
New Buffalo
Perry oo., Fa.
D
AVID M'COY,
Auctioneer
M-Charges verv low. I'nst nma mMro.a
Ickesburg Penn'a gt
Q B. HARNISH,
AUCTIONEER,
Dolvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
satisfaction guaranteed. 5 tf
H
OME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT1
I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln
tend calling upon them with a supply of good
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
OASSIMERS.
OASSINETS.
FLANNELS, (Plain and bar'd)
CARPETS, &c,
toexchangetor woo orsellfor cash.
J. M. BIXLER.
CbntkeWoolkn Factory. 6,17,4m
b.' 1 an nirarin nrins ratttiaaa na.x.'
' f IXKVt MB UVU H, UCTo.
rUOsrUlTEfUUE.tHrif.rCiiii.
It:-- l. b . . . r IBk- 1
n St km i.t t.t it. I wiH, rncift fJI
WBltrMIU4I.l.l.gli SJ , WI
M- For Sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomfleld
Perry county, Pa.
A TEAR. Agent wanted. Boil
ni'M lepltlmat. Particular free.
4iw J WOBTU CO., St Loala.lt.
$45
PREMIITM WITrn nn rniif. a
"toinwliider.Fref wllhevery order. Out
at free. J. a. Cajlord A Co., Clilcajre, IU.
TIJKSPA8S NOTICH. The undersigned
hereby notify all persons not to huut, Bsli,
gather nuts, cut timber, &c, or otherwise tres
pass on their lands in Jackson township, Perry
county, Pa., or they will be dealt with according
to law.
R. K. BAL-TOSSER.
, v ' PETER GUTSHALL.
Beptember 18, 1877. pd
ifjANVH l.4 A t1 c n 4 i H ..nrtman nl m. n
nels, just opeued by F. MUKTJMKit.
PRINTING of every description neatly ex
ecuted at tbe Bloomileld Times Olllce, at
reasonable rates.
A Little Fun.
Cbarlea Rich wanted to explain to the
Court how It was. When he got the
word " go" he began :
" Well, I and another fellow Bat down
to play a game of euchre for the beer. I
ehuflied and he cut."
" Cut you with a knife, ehl"' asked
his honor.
"No, sir cut the cards. Then I
dealt."
" You dealt him a blow V"
"Oh, no) I dealt out the cards. Then
we began to play. He threw down a
king."
"What King did he throw down--what
if) I,Ir. King's name V"
" lie threw down the king of spades,
sir, and I took It."
" You took It, eh ? Did you take It
kindly, as an Insult, or how t Or did
you take It and put It In your pocket V"
" Well, J udge.lf you can't play euchre,
I can't go Into particulars. It was all
In fun you see. We had a dispute about
the last trick, and he called me a liar
and ran out doors. I was trying to
catch him when the officer here caught
me. I am very sorry, sir, and I hope
this wl be a great moral lesson to me
never to to "
"To what V"
" To let a man outrun me after calling
me such a name as that."
" Charles Rich, I know nothing about
the game of euchre," said the court after
clearing his throat. " If a Congressman
should want to sit down with me to
while the time away I would be a mere
toy In his hands. I can't tell Jack from
first base, or an ace from left field. I'd
just be as apt to carom out tbe red ball
as to pass through the arch. I don't
know whether It's white to play and
mate In two moves, or see who can get
Into the king row first. But Charles
Rich, I do know you are fined five
dollars for disturbing the peace, and if
the other man had been caught he'd
have got the same dose from the same
bottle."
The prisoner couldn't piny against
that lone hand, and he paid up and de
parted. K5T It is a strange thing to see a city
chap at a country party, but he was
there, and in his conversation with one
of the prettiest lasses, ventured to in
quire :
" Were you ever at a watering place V"
" Oh, yes," replied she, " I live right
at one."
" Indeed I" exclaimed he, growing in
terested, " where might it be?"
"Oh, just out here a little way," was
her innocent reply, " my father keeps
the railroad tank."
The city chap, wandering whether she
was in earnest or making fun of him,
there dropped tbe subject.
6" A man who had lost a valuable
rooster went to a neighbor's to ask if
the fowl had been seen in that quarter.
" No," said the neighbor, " I never had
a rooster on my premises." Just then
the rooster gave a rousing crow. " Why,
there he Is, now I" exclaimed his owner.
" Oh, well," indignantly responded the
neighbor, " if you choose to take the
crow of a rooster against my word, it's
time ouracquaintance comes to an end 1"
And it did.
3" The colored people held a meeting
a few dnys ago, in Caldwell county, N.
C, to pray for rain. One brother was
called upon who prayed after this man
ner : " O Lord Qod, us poor niggers is
perishing dls year ; an' ef you don't gib
us rain we will perish next year, too.
80, good Lord, gib us rain. Don't gib
us one of dese little slippery-slapples ;
but do, good Lord, gib us one ob dem
gully-washers and trash-movers."
63"Amatuer sportsman returns In
great triumph from a dav's shootincr
with a hamper, and says to his wife:
" There, you said I couldn't shoot. You
didn't expect to see me bring this
home V " Yes, I did : the servant next
door saw you buying it round the
comer."
O A Frenchman, stopping at a
tavern, asked for Jacob. "There is no
such person here," said the landlord.
" Tls not any person I want, sare ; but
ze beer make warm wld ze poker."
well," answered the landlord, " that
is 'flip' " " Ah I yes, sare, you are In ze
right; I mean Philip."
63" A clergy man seelnsr a vouno ninn
standing in tbe doorway of the church,
and looking hesitatingly about.
in the midst of hfs sermon and exclaim
ed, " Go out, young man, she la not
nere."