THE TIMES, i NEW HLOOMFIHLD, PA., NOVEM1JE11 0, 1877. Newport Advertisements. THE WEED Hotels. Tho Bloomllld Times' STEAM JOB OFFICE IS THE PLACE TO GET Plain and Fancy SALE BILLS, PAMPHLETS, LETTER-HEADS, CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, INVITATIONS, TICKETS, BILL-HEADS, &c, &c, See., &c. At the Shortest Notice AND MOST REASONABLE RATES. jgALL SCALES. LB. M ARYAN F.KTH, I). W. DEKB and JAMES 11. GK1EK known as "The Ball Scale Company," have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent COUNT KK SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap, est and best Counter Scale In the market. V For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad dress "The Ball Scale Company," Pottsvllle. Schuylldllconnty, Pa. S-For Scales or Agencies In this County, an. plytothe undersigned, where they can he' seen and examined any time. J LF.IBY.ft BRO., Newport, Perry co., Pa. FRANK MORTIMER, 9t NewBloomlleld,Perryco.,Pa. A CARD. To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman, Station D, Bible House, iVeto York City. 18b ly STEWART'S ADJUSTABLE TREADLE FOR OPERATING SEWING MACHINES WITHOUT FATIGUE OR INJURY. The most complete method of propelling the sewing machine. It saves four-fifths the labor and entirely avoids the cause of physical injury en dorsed by the medical fraternity. It can be at tached to any ordinary sewing machine without removing the machine from the house. No sew Ing machine should be used without this im portant attachment. Send for our circulars, which explains the principles. Address, NEW YORK TREADLE MF. CO., . 8 lyr. 64 Cortlandt Street, N. Y. WF Wll I mailoneand one-half dozen of " wtii-t. the most beautliul newChromos, In French oil color ever seen for $1.(10. They are mounted In 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats, oval opening and outsell anything now before the public. Satisfaction guaranteed. Twosam- pies for 25 cents, or six for f.0 cent5. Send 10 . ceuts for grand Illustrated catalogue with chro ' mo of Moonlight on the Rhine, or 20 cents for two Landscapes and Calla Lillles on black tround. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St., Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro B'avin&sa.Art FORTUNE. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterling Remedy Fort Diseases and Injuries op tub Skin ; A Healthful Beautifieu of tiki Complexion; A Re liable Means of Preventing and Re lieving RnEDMATISM AND GOUT, AND AN Unequaled Disinfectant, Deodorizer AND CoUNTEU-IllKITAXT. Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi cating local diseases of the skin, banishes detecis of the complexion and imparts to it gratifying clearness and smoothness. SuIpJiur Hath are celebrated for cu ring eruptions mid oilier diseases of the skin, ns well us Rheumatism and Gout. Glenn's Sulphur Snap produces the same effects lU a most trifliug expense. This admirablo specific also speedily heals taret, bruwet, jtealds, burnt, ipraint nnd cult. It removes dandruff and prevents the hair from fulling out nnd turning gray. Clothing and linen ued in the sick room is disinfected, nnd diseases communicable by contact with the person, prevented by it, Tho Medical Fraternity sanction its use. Prices, 25 and 00 Cents teu Cake, Per Box, (3 Cakes,) 00c and f 1.20. N. D. Buy Uw Urge oakn nd tlwreby cooomlsc. Sold by all DruggUu. "IHU'ii Hair and Whisker Dye," Black or Brown, 60c. C. N. CCITTEMON, frop'r, 7 cirth At. K.T. ' JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Bon,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage ot the farmers, and the public generally, as the H1UHK8T PRICKS the market will atlord, will he paid lor all kinds of GRAIN, ( FLOUK, r-BODUCK, SEEDS AND KAILKOAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, SALT, FLASTKIt, CEMENT COAL, IKON, STEEL, HOUSE SHOES, SC., &e. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES, a. Orders promptly tilled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JEWPORT DRUG STORE. Haviut? on hand a complete assortment of the fol lowing1 articles, the subscriber asks a Hharo of your patronapre. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, Perfumery IIAIIt OIL, AND . FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, rUUE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL aud SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully ami Promptly Filled B . M . EDY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, NEWPORT, 1A. Sole Agent for Lorllard's Buperlor Tobaccos. 9 Country Merchants Btipplled with Goods at Philadelphia prices. J- Your orders are solicited. 9 44 ii. s. cook & co., Agree to sell all kinds ot LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take pood Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, &o, We use Clearlleld Pine and Hem lock only. W. R. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, Terry Co., Pa. October 10, 1876. American and Foreign Patents. (1 ILMORE & CO., Successors to CHIPMAN, X HOSMER & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANUF. No charge unless the patent It) granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent office. Extensions before Con gress, Infringement Suits In diiterent States, aud all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents, send Stamp to tiilmore & Co.,' for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U, S. General Land Olllce and Department of the Intertnr. Private Land Claims, MINING and PKK EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 811, any liiO acre pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can be located in the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at Jl.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore & Co., for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMOR li & CO., and a full re ply, after examination, will be given you free, PENSIONS. All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the late war, however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing GIl.MORK&CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business Is conducted In asepaiate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt Attention to all business entrusted to G1LMOUE& CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving it. Address: G1LMOKE SCO.. 629 F. Street, Washington, D. C. IMPORTANT NOTICK. The subscriber late of the firm ol Rhoades ill Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY, per oeuU cheaper than the old firm. 4t- Give me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. JACOB SMITH. Blain, August 8, 1B87.' PRICES REDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED Light-lliuming, Noiseless, No Gcars,No Canis,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy alties, we are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. Sentl for Circulars and Trice Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YOllK. 11 7 18t ULAXCIILEY'S Improved Cucumber Wood PUMP. Tasteless.Durahle.Efflclent aud Cheap. The best Pump for the least money. At tention Is especially lnv. ted to Hlatehley's Patent Improved Bracket and New Drop Check: Valve, which can be withdrawn without removing the Pump or disturbing the 1 dints. Also, the Copper 'haniber, which never cracks or scales, and will outlast any other. For sale by Dealers everywhere. mnm are -p , m -jm a-Send for Catalogue ana Price-Lint. CUAS. G. BLATCI1LEY, Manufacturer. 637 ly 6U6 Commerce St., Pullapolphla, Pa. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind T If so, call and see the LAKGE STOCK NOW OFFERED BT MORTIMBR. Dr.A.G.OLIN'S "1ST but WmMuk trtn hi.. CbU-MoJ. Fill!, forth, rnnl II Dl!ve of Private nature, multlng from early attunes or InfWtlon of ailhw Sei. Hetnlnal Vt eBkneiMproUiulriii JO ml mI una, Lomh of Memory, linpatrrd fclvht, Lo$ , Manhood or Impotent-1- ncrtuu lability, iwriiit uetiily cured t dbtwtN of ilie lllatliler Kidney, Llvrr luna-A. As thin, CftUrrh, IDn. kit Chrotilti DImmm, nt H KAMiftoK JKMALKH, I1J to hit IreMiiwil. Dr.oilri tiu ha Ufe-loii(f iti-rtn, Miid curw whtrt othen fall, lit k graduate of the llelomitid School, uwi no merrunr. ha tin lurtvii iractliw in the U. 8. LA DIEM requiring treatment wtlb private home anil boanl, rail or write. Every convenienre for IntlleuU. Benrl fifty canta for mtnplef Ruliber (ioodt ami Hr mlar of ItuporUnt Information hycipreM. OltlN'fl Female Pills, 15 iwr Box. ConMiliitlon free. MAKEIAGE GUIDE ISSSLttA yourt(r and middle aired of both Seie, on all dltvata of a prlvata nature. Valuable advii-e to the mivrfod. and thow con Unn plating marruffi). How to be healthy and truly bnnpy tn the married rela tion. Everybody ehould get tuia book true M) oaata, to auy auV A PHYSIOLOGICAL "View of Marrias: ! 14 Guide to Wedlock and H'umiLU'iuiai jri'utice un ln .Itilici ul mtrriane and tlia u'M itifli uiim lor it ; tlic ee- trcii tr Reprodtiotlon and ithc DiBeaaea or Women. A IhmiW lor Drivntf. roneid. ne otc rvadiug. W0 pftgui, prica ttrta. A HHiVA It IMtDICAL ADVISER! t- in all d eonlirent a. Private Nature uriiliii: trom fllf Abuao, Exoeatea.ortiocret Diaeaaca, wiih tins buet tiitant of cure, Y2i )urpe jiHff. price M ft. A CLINICAL LECTURE on tho oimvf dlineee and tnne ol Uie Throat and Lunga, Catarrh , Rupture, Utu Opium Habit, Jic.prirc lU eta. Kit her book nt pontpuulon receipt ol prlcf or all three, rtmtalnlnu .rlKt la cva, lxautitlilly ll.ufttrau-d, lor 7o eta, AdUrM IU liU'ri'b, u. U N. Uh. tiu bU Loun, Mo. oOOO Agents Wanted To subscrlho tor the A gnnts' Journal. A hand somely bound 24 pae Journal, brim full ot Inter est to Agents. Kvery Agent should see It. Bend Postal Card tor specimen copy. Address. AGENTS' JOUKNAI., New York. 36 6m $10 TO $25 DAT 1 MADE by Agents In cities and conn try towns. Only necessary to show samples to make sales and money, (or any one out ot employment and dispos ed to work. Used dally byall business men. Send Stamp for circular, with prices to agents. Address " SPECIAL AGENCY," Kendall Building, Chicago if Model Hade Vil w "2 am AND f JHE PERRY HOUSE, New Illoonifleld, Terry Co., Ta., THOS. BUTCH, Proprietor. PENTENNIAL HOTELj J (Formerly tho Sweger House,) MAIN STREET, NEW DLOOM FIELD, PEHHT CO., PA. JOS. 8. SMITH, .... Proprietor. Having good accommodations for regular or transient boarders, a share of publlo patronage Is solicited. Ill 1U HE MANSION HOUSE, New llloomficld, renn'a., D. M. RINESMITH, - - Propritor. This well-known hotel has lately been enlarged, re painted and re-lllted. Best accommodations attorded. - Careful hostlers always In attend anee. watt pEABODY HOUSE, C0nNF.lt OP LOCUST ANI NINTH 8TS., PHILADELPHIA, PA, Convenient to all places of amusoment and ciA lines in tbe city. No changes to and from the Centennial grounds. Col. Watson, proprietor of the Henry HorSR, Cincinnati for the past twenty years, and present proprietor, has leased the house for a term of years, nnd has newly furnished and lifted it throughout, lie will keep a strictly tlrst-class house, and has accommodation forUUO guests. Terms ti per dav. -Nol!arhas ever been kept In the HENRY HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the l'EA liOUl". 10 22 gLELM0 HOTEL, (FORMERLY "THE UNION,") JOS. M. FEUER, rroprletor. 817 & 819 ARCH BTREET, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, $2.60 Per Day. HIS HOTEL being centrally located, and hav . ing been entirely hefittkd, it will be found as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired w EST STREET HOTEL, Nos. 41, 43, 43 & 44 West St., NEW YORK, TEMPERANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO PEAN PLAN. ROOMS 50 and 75 cents per day. Charges very MODERATE. The best meats and vegetables In the market. BEST BEDS in the City. 17 lj H B. T. BABBITT, Proprietor. AUCTIONEERS. AS. P. LATCHF0RD, A UCTIONEER , Would respectfully inform the public that he will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will receive promnt attention. DUNN ALLY'S MILLS, PERRY CO., PA. TAMES CLEELAND U Auctioneer, Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post olllce address, Shermausdale, Perry co.. Pa. W.D . HENRY, A UCTIONEER. Blain, Perry county Pa. -Terins Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. tnf Auctioneer. The undersigned gives notice that he will cry sales at any point in Perry or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and promptattention wlllbe given. E. D. WELLS, New Buffalo Perry oo., Pa. D AVID M'COY, Auctioneer Phnrrrna waev Imu Dm. nntA .jj Ickesburg renn'a" $ t Q B. HARNISH, AUCTIONEER, Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I wouldrespectlvely inform myfrlendsthatlln tend calling upon tlitui with a supply of good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of OASSIMERS, CASSINETS, FLANNELS, (Plainandbar'd) toexchangefor woo orsellfor cash. J.M.BIXLER. Centre Woolkm Factory. 6,17,4m .i(is!m,si(iiil,in.Kii,j,i,Aao. riiosrill fi: ol IJUi;. scare IirCoDDmD.l I linn, Cuufhi, Uroacliitu all Scrolulous orr. tk roorilrurFiitforOinna 1 I lie li not ct it, I will, ol r erupt j ol J.ilrii(iOitl)ei.C.it.0SIll u,;iiiiH.i.ii. tar For Sale by F. Mohtimeh, New Bloomlteld Perry county. Pa. S25G0 TEA It. Apenta wanted. Bual nesi leirttltnata. I'artlculart free. A4dnuJ woTU00..8lLiu,ll. PHEwtirv wtpii amd rnnir-t Hteni-wliiiltir.Frett wlthevurvorder. Out, at tree, J. U. Guy lord & Co., Chicago, III v - The Bloody Irishman. A correspondent described a dispute lie witnessed In a railway carriage, be tween an Irish gentleman and a clergy man, on tlie atrocities question. lie says the fuu grew fust and furious ; the Irishman was working himself up to a pitch of fever-heat, when suddenly, to the horror of everybody, while empha sising some statement, he whipped a formidable looking knife out of hla pocket brandished it about wildly for a second, and then stuck it Into the very thick of the thigh of his right leg. It must have gone in nt least an inch, and there It stood vibrating, he sitting per fectly still, calmly looking nt It. Jivery botly was nfrnld to move lest the blade should be transferred from the gentle man's own flesh to our bodies. The parson was the first to venture a word of expostulation. "Goodness gracious, sir," said he, " for Heaven's sake take it out at once, sir ;" think what a mess the carriage will be in ; besides, you will seriously Injure yourself." " Not a bit of it," mildly repeated the son of Erin, all his excitement having apparently subsided ; " I positively like it. It dosen't hurt me; I have accus tomed my muscles to it. I assure you I don't feel it the least." " Accustomed your muscles to it!" ex claimed the parson ; immpossible ! Do take it out, and oblige me ; it makes me shudder to look at you." " Well, of course, If it pains you atall to see it, I will oblige you; but, as I tell you, the effect is rather pleasing than otherwise, so far as I am concerned," said the stranger. And having pulled it out with an apparent effort, he carefully wiped the Instrument with his handker chief, shut it up, and put it In his pocket, to our great relief. " Do you often do such- a silly thing as that V" inquired the reverend gentle men. " Oh yes, frequently," was the reply. " Have you ever tried iton yourarm V" aren't you accustomed to it." " Really V" And the eccentric Individual got out at the next station.. We called the guard. " Is that man mad?" we asked. "He has just horrified us by running a large knife an inch and a half into his leg." "Mad.no; he ain't mad," observed the official. " It's a very old game of his, that. He has a cork leg, and likes to frighten people 1" l" A " crack" surgeon was lecturing In a hospital. He had begun a scientific anecdote, to which lie perceived that one member, at least, of his audience was not paying due attention. The heat of the room was great, and the poor young man may have sat up half the previous nigni engaged in study ; but the " crack"; surgeon was naturally annoyed. Hd kept his eye upon Mr. S -, and deter mined to be down upon him in half a minute. He continued the scientific anecdote. " This person, as I said, wits bitten by a dog which was suspected of being rabid. Mr. 8 , are you favor ing me with your attention? Then what did I say last V" 4 Mr. S had but a hazy view of what the " crack" doctor had been say ing from the beginning, and he had only half his wits about him to meet the emergency. His fellow students, however, began to prompt him. " You were saying, sir, that the gentleman was bitten by a dog, which was suspected of being being a rabbit." 63" " Just look at my thimble," said a young lady to her beau : " It is actually worn out. Don't you think I ought to be rewarded for my Industry V" The young man replied that he thought she should be, and the next day he sent her a new cap for her finger with the follow ing lines. . " I send you a thlmblefor ringers nimble, Which I hope will lit when you try It It will last you long If it'shalf as strong As the hint which you gave me to buy it." eu What !" said the ancient Dutch man of the Mohawk valley, when asked to contribute to a new lightning rod for the church. " You dink de Lord dunder his own house down V" " And so sayeth Bishop Coxe In view of the recent Russian reverses. ' ' 6" A few years ago there was a man In Boston who had fix or seven corpu lent daughters. When asked how many children he had, his answer waa gen erally something of this kind: "I have three boys and about thirteen hundred weight of girls." 2P A woman who was told to heap hot coals upon the head of her enemy, not having any coals on hand, squirted a lot of pepper sauce Into the eyes of her next door neighbor.