THE TIMES, NEW BL00MF1EL1), PA., AUGUST 28,1877.
Newport Advertisement.
THE WEED
Hotels.
Tho Bloomfleld Times
STEAM
job office
IS THE PLACE TO GET
Plain and Fancy
SALE BILLS,
PAMPHLETS,
LETTER-HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS,
INVITATIONS,
TICKETS,
BILL-HEADS,
&c, &c, &c, Sec.
At the Shortest Notice
AND MOST
REASONABLE RATES.
B
ALL SCALES.
LB. MARYANERTn, I. W. DEKR and
JAMtiS 11. GRIKli. known as
"The Ball Scale Company,"
have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent
COUNTER SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap
est and best Con liter Hcaleln the inarknt.
- For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad.
dress "The Ball Scale Company," roltsville,
Bchuylklllcounty, Pa.
For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen
and examined auy time. 1
J LEIBY & BRO.,
Newport, Perry co.. Pa.
FRANK MORTIMER,
9tf New Bloomfleld, Perryco., Pa.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakuess, early decay, loss of manhood. Sc., I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FllEK OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman,
Station D, Bible House, A'eta York CTty . 16b ly
STEWART'S
ADJUSTABLE TREADLE
FOR OPERATING
SEWING MACHINES
WITHOUT
FATIGUE OR INJURY.
The most complete method of propelling the
ewing machihe. It saves four-fifths the labor and
entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury i en
dorsed ny the medical fraternity. Itcau be at
tached to any ordinary sewing machine without
removing the machine from the house. No sew
ing machine should be used without this Im
portant attachment. Send for our circulars,
which explains the principles. Address,
KEW 10KK TREADLE MFU. CO.,
8 lyr. 64 Oortlandt Street, JT. Y.
Ur VfVII I mall one and one half dozen of
" the most beautilul nevvCliromos,
In French oil color ever seen for Jl.OO. They are
mounted in 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats
oval opening and outsell anything now before
the public. Satisfaction guaranteed. Two sam
ples lor 25 cents, or six for 50 cents. Send 10
cents for grand Illustrated catalogue with chro
mo of Moonlight on the Rhine, or 20 cents for
two Landscaiies and Calla LHlles on black
ground. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St.,
Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro
rnoEugravingandrt A FORTUNE.
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,.'
A Sterling Remedy For Diseases akd
Injuries of the Skin ; A Healthful
Beactifier op tub Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Preventing and Re
lieving Rheumatism and Gout, and an
Uneqcaled Disinfectant, Deodorizer
and counter-irritant.
Glenn'' it Sulphur Soap, besides eradi
cating local diseases of tho skin, banishes
delects of the complexion and imparts to it
gratifying clearness and smoothness.
Sulphur Baiha are celebrated for cu
ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin,
as well as Rheumatism and Gout. Glenn'a
Sulphur Soap produces tho same effects
at a most trilling expense. This admirable
specific also speedily heals torn, bruitei,
icaUit, hurnt, rpraina and cut. It removes
dandruff and prevents the hair from falling
out and turning gray.
Clothing and linon used in the sick room
Is disinfected, and diseases communicable by
coutuct with the person, prevented by it,
Tho Medical Fraternity sanction its use.
Pbices, 23 and 50 Cents ieh Cake, Pkk
Box,(3CAKEr,)60cand $1.20.
.N. 1. Buy Um lr eakrt and tlxraljy economist. Sold
bjr all UrufsliU.
"IIHJ'i HalraWblakerDyf," Black
r lirowa, 60c.
C. I. C&ITTMTM, Prj'r, J fciitk At. IT.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones A Son.)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick 'Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry ' County, Pa.
WK would respectfully Invite the patronnge of
the farmers, and tliti puhllo generally, as
the HlUHliHT l'KICKS the market will alford.
will be paid for all kinds of
GRAIN,
FLOTJH,
ritODUUE.
SEEDS AM)
' RAILROAD TIES '
We havo constantly cm hand,
FISH,
SALT,
FLASTF.lt,
CEMENT
COAL,
IKON, .
STEEL,
HORSE SHOES, Sc., &0.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST KATES.
Orders promptly filled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 if
JJEWPORT DRUGSTORE.
Having on hand a complete assortment of the fol
lowing articles, the auuaorlber anka a aliareof your
patronage.
Drugs and Metllctnes,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Aim a full Htouk of
Concentrated Komo&ios,
ESSENTIAL OILS.
Brushes, Ferfuniery (
IIAIH OIL,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
FUKFOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filled
B . M . EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
arawroiiT, 1A.
Hole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos.
M Country Merchants suDulied with Goods
at Philadelphia prices.
r our oruers are soiicitea. u 41
K- S. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than anv other dealers In this
county. We will also take Rood Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill in exchange for
Lumuer, sic, we use uiearneiu nne ana Hem
lock only.
W. K. 8. COOK & CO.,
Newport, .Perry Co., Pa.
October 10, 1876.
American and Foreign Patents.
("1 ILMORE & CO., Successors to CHIPMAN,
X HOSMElt & CO.. Solicitors. Patents Drn.
cured In all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOF.
ro charge unless tne patent m granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may bo revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be-
iore me rnteni omce, extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Suits In dillerent States, and
all ULiuattnn annm-talnlna to Inventions nt put.
cuts. Send Stamp to Gtlmore & Co., for namoh-
LAND CASElf. LAND WARRANTS ft SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
8. Ueneral Land Olllce and Department f the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any 160 acre
pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
be located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
$1.25 per aore. It Is of equal value with Bounty
Laud Warrants. Send Stamp to Gllmore ft Co.,
for pamphlet of instruction.
ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are in many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bouuty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMORE ft CO., and a full re
ply, alter examination, will be given you tree.
PENSIONS.
All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the late war,
however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
G1LMOKK&CO.
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE ft CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business is conducted
in a separate bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORE ft CO., is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deserving It.
Addressi UILMOltE SCO.,
629 F. Street,
Washington, D. a
IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber
late of the firm of Khoades ft Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he ka opened a WAGON
MAKER SHOP, an Is prepared to make new
wagous and repair old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY per oeut. cheaper than
the old arm. ,
M-Glve m a call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
JACOB SMITH.
Blala, August 8, 187.
PRICES REDUCED.
"The Family Favorite"
IMPROVED
Light-Running, Noiseless,
No Cears,No Cnnis,No Springs.
New find Elegant Styles of Wood
Work. From this date, by the expiration
of Fatents under which we
have been paying roy
alties.we are enabled
to sell our ma
chines at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,"
and as low as those of any first
class machine.
SJiT Send for Circulars and
Trice Lists.
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
26 Union Square,
NEW YOllK.
11 7 18t.
BLATCHLfSY'S
Improved
Cucumber Wood
PUMP.
Tasteless.Durable.Efllclent
and Cheap. The best Pump
for the least money. At
tention Is especially Invi
ted to Blatchley's Patent
Mmil
mm
H improved Bracket and
q New Drop Check Valve,
d which can be withdrawn
OS without removing the
H Pump or disturbing the
joints. Also, the Copper
Chamber, which never
cracks or scales, and will
L V'."ii outlast any other. For sale
n ViVfTr'n' by Dealers everywhere.
WHend for Catalogue and Prlce-List.
C1IAS. O. BLATC1ILKY, Manufacturer.
637 ly 606 Commerce St., Pnllapelphla, Pa.
BOOTS
Do you want BOOTS of any kind?
If so, call and see the
LARGE STOCK
HOW OFFERED Bt
F. MOKTIMJSIl.
New Pension Law,
UNDER an act of Congress approved March 3,
1873, widows of ofucers who were killed, or
died of disease contracted In the service, are now
entitled to 2.00 per month for each of their chil
dren. The guardian of a minor child of a soldier who
heretofore only received 88.00 per mouth pension
Is now entitled to 110. per moth.
Soldiers who receive Invalid pensions can now
have their pensions increased to any sura or rate
between 18. and 818. per month.
Soldiers who have lost their dischargescan now
obtain duplicates.
Fathers and mothers who lost sons In the serv
ice upon whom ey wero dependent for support,
can also obtain pensions.
The undersigned having had over 10 years ex
perience In the Claim agency business will attend
promptly t claims under the above act.
Call on or address
LKWIS POTTER,
Attorney for Claimants,
NewBleomHeld,
20tf. Perry Co., Pa
COPY YOUR LETTERQ
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MADE OF CHEMICAL PAPER. Quickly copies
any writing WITHOUT Water, PRESS, or Brush,
used at home, library or olllce. For ladies wish
ing to retain copies of letters, every business man,
clergymen, correspondents, travels It Is Invalua
blesells at sight. Send (3.00 aud we will send a
3(W page Book, letter size, BY MAIL paid to any
address. We refer to any Commercial Agency.
Send stamp for Agents' Circular. EXCELSIOR
M N K'(i . CO., 1 10 Oearbarn St., Chicago, Bis. 6000
AGENTS WANTED. 14 5m
DIYORC ES
Legally and quietly obtained In every State and
Territory, for Incompitiiiimty and other causes,
no matter where the party resides. IS years' ex-
f erfeuoe. Fee after decree. All letters con Itden
lal. Address A. J. DK.VTElt, Att'y. Booms
8 and 6, l.U Dearborn, St., CHICAGO, ILL. Un
questionable references given. Correspondence
with the legal profession invited. li 5m
New
Mode
Machine
ti-ta rem
JHE PERRY HOUSE,
New Bloomfleld, Terry Co., Ta.,
T1I08. BUTCH, Proprietor.
PENTENNIAL HOTEL,
J (Formerly the Bwegor House,)
MAIN STREET,
NEW BLOOMKIELD, PEUUY CO., PA.
JOS. S. SMITH, . T . . Proprietor.
' Having good accommodations for regular or
transient boarders, a share of publlo patronage
Is solicited. io lw
piE MANSION HOUSE,
New IMoomfleld, Penn'a.,
D. M. IUNESMIT1I, - . Proprietor.
This well-known hotel has lately beenenlarged,
rn-pnlntod nnd re lltted. Best accommodations
atforded. f Careful hostlers always In atteud
auce. 033 tf
pEABODY HOUSE,
CORNER OF LOCUST AND NINTH ST8.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Convenient to all places of amusement and car
lines In the oily. No changes to and from the
Centennial grounds.
Col. Watson, proprietor of tho Hinkt Housb,
Cincinnati for the past twenty years, and present
proprietor, lias leased the house for a term of
years, and has newly furnished and fitted It
throughout. He will keep a strictly tlrst-elass
house, and has accommodation for BOO guests.
Terms ft per dav.
No liar has ever been kept In the H ENRY
HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA
BODY. 10 22
gT. ELMO HOTEL,
(FORMERLY "THE UNION,")
JOS. M. FEUER, Proprietor-
317 & 819 ARCn BTBEKT,
PHILADELPHIA.
Terms,
$2.60 Per Day.
HIS HOTEL being centrHlly located, and hav
ing been entirely hefittkd. It will be found
as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired
w
EST STREET HOTEL,
Nob. 41, 43, 43 & 44 West St.,
i:h YORK,
TEMPERANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO
PEAN PLAN.
ROOMS fifl and 75 cents per day. Charges very
MODEBATE. The best meatsand vegetables In
the market. BEST BEDS In the City.
. 17 lyu B. T. BABBITT, Proprietor.
A UCTIONEEItS.
TAMES CLEELAND
U Auctioneer,
Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and
Cumberland counties. Post onion address,
Bherniansdale, Perry co.. Pa.
D.HENRY,
AUCTIONEER,
Blaln, Porry county Pa.
O-Terms Moderate and every exertion made
to render satisfaction. 6tf
Auctioneer. The undersigned give
notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited aud
promptattention wlllbe given.
E. D. WELLS,
New Buffalo
Perry co.,Pa.
D
AVID M'COY,
Anctioneer
L. Charges verv low. Post omre aiMre
Ickesburg Penn'a gt
Q B. HARNISH,
ATJCTIOISEEIt,
Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf
JJ0ME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln
teudoalllug upon them with a supplyof good
of my
. OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
CASS1MEKS.
0ASSINET8,
FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd)
OABPET8, &c,
toexebangeforwoo or sellfor cash.
J. M. BIXLEB.
CbntbeWooleb Factory. 0,17,4m
Cu nni tf tk. rtlt M.S
PHOSrilATB t U B, n hrtHua-
I tis, Cigk, IfHikita tU kirrfs)u j
suiun. lik TMMrsni-uthrOiBu
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$Hr For Sale by F. Mohtimeb, New Bloomfleld
Perry county, Pa.
VERY LADY SHOULD
HAVE ONE OF OUR
IMPROVED PLAITERS,
adapted to all kinds of goods, and to all the dif
ferent and fashionable styles of Plaiting. Simple
and easily managed, It Is Just the article evury
lady needs.
Sent by mall, postage paid, on receipt of price,
12.00. Send lor Circular. ,
Address
N. Y. TREADLE M'F'Q CO.,
til CbrUandt Street Acts York.
The Dutch Woman'i Spunk,
A Jolly old German farmer rode to
town after a physician for hla wife, who
wag very sli-k. llo dismounted from
hla lioree In front of a snloon, just as
the boyg Inside had begun to make
merry over the first keg of buck beer.
He approached and looked cautiously
around the screen. The foaming glasses
were held high above the heads of the
revelers, as one of the number pro
nounced a toast appropriate to the occa
sion. The silent watcher licked his Hps,
and wished his errand to town had been
ono not requiring so much dispatch. He
was turning reluctantly away, when the
crowd saw him.
" Hallo!" they shouted, "there's Fritz.
Bring him In.
He was luld hold upon and hauled up
to tho bar, all the while protesting:
" Toys, I vos In a quick hurry. Olo
vooman sick like der tuyval. I vos
come mlt der toctor, sooner as llght
nln.' "
" Well, you can take some buck while
you're here, and kill two birds with one
stone," was the reply.
" Yans, I kill von shlcken mlt a coople
of stones, und der ole vooman die mlt
out der toctor, I ton't forget myself uv
It, eh y"
" Oh, she won't die. Kuck beer don't
come but once a year, and you've got the
old woman all the time. Fill 'ein up,
again."
" Yaas, I got her all der time, but ex
posen' she go dade, I don't got her any
more somedlmes. It's better to go mlt
der toctor seldom right avay."
But he didn't go. As one glass after
another was forced upon lilin by the
reckless crew, the object of his errand
was floated further and further from
his vision, until It was carried out of
his mind altogether, and his voice, un- .
tinged with anxiety, joined In the
drinking songs, and arose above all
others.
Thus he was found by his son,Iatethat
night. The boy grasped him by the
sleeve, and said :
" Fader, coom home,"
Fritz turned, and at the sight of his
boy a great fear arose In his mind, swept
away the fumes of the beer, and brought
him to a sense of the situation. In an
awestruck tone, he said :
" Yawcub, how you was come here If
Vas somedings der matter ?"
" Yaw," rej lied the boy.
" Veil, spoke ub aboud id. Vos der ole
vooman Is your mudder Is she dadeV
I can slitand der best. Don't keep your
fader In expenses, poy. Shpit it oud.
Vos ve a couple of orphanses, Yaw
cub V"
" Nein," answered the boy, " you vos
anuder. A leedle baby coom mlt der
house."
Fritz was overcome for a moment, but
finally stammered out :
" Vos dot so I I expose it was not so
soon aireauy. veu veil, in tier middle ;
uv life, ve don't know vat's goln' to turn
next up. Man exposes und Oott supposes. ;
Fill up der glasses." f
The boy ventured to ask the old man
why he had not sent the doctor. i
" Vy 1 Did she want a toctor ' Tetter
she tole me so. I got him pooty quick.
Navare mind. I save more as ten tollar
toctor pill on dot baby. Dot vos a goot
child. Fill up der glasses; Whooraw for
der little bock baby. Ve von't go home
tillyeshterday."
Fritz got home at last, and was in
town again after a couple of days after
some medicine. The boys couldn't get
him back again, though he said to them:
" You bate I ten' to my peesness now.
I go back und vatch der ole vooman dot
she don't got dwins, py sheeniiny. She's
got her sphunk up like everydinks."
O An Irishman and a Dutchman
were traveling together, and found a
large piece of meat In the road. They
disagreed over Its division, and decided
upon the novel method of each . taking
an end of the meat between his teeth
and pulling, the victor to carry off the
spoils. It is a well-known fact that a
Dutchman cannot answer In the affir
mative without opening his jaws to
their fullest dimensions, whilt-t the son
of Erin can simply dose his dental
machinery and out it conies. Being
each braced for the contingency, teeth
firmly set in the coveted viand, and
eyes fixed upon his antagonist, the
witty Celt cried out from between his
set teeth : " Ar' ye's ready ?" " Y-a-w,"
replied the earnest Dutchman, at the
same time letting slip tho meat. " Bego- '
rah, I have It ! " shouted Fat, as he made
off with the trophy, still dangling be
tween his teeth. -
C3" Man glories in his strength ; wo
man glories in her hair and butter glories
in both.