THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIEID, PA., AUGUST 14,1877. 7 Newport Advertisements. THE WEED Hotels. Tho Bloomfiold Times STEAM job office; IS THE PLACE TO GET riain and Fancy SALE BILLS, PAMPHLETS, LETTER-HEADS, CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, INVITATIONS, TICKETS, BILL-HEADS, &c, &c, &c, &c. At the Shortest Notice AND MOST REASONABLE RATES. B ALL SCALES. LB. MARYANEUTH, D. W. DEKR auf. JAMES H. U1UEH. known as "The Ball Scale Company," a.Te.J,?w0!! 5 mre PPly o' Buoy's Patent COUNTEK 80ALE, the Simplest. Cheap est and best Connter Scale In the market. -For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad dress ''The Hull Scale Company." Pottsville, Bchuylklllcounty, Pa. For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen and examined any time. J IiEIBY & BRO.i Newport, Perry co., Pa. FRANK MORTIMER, Itt New Bloomfleld, Perryco.,Pa. A CARD. To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inhan, Station V, Bible House, New York Gty . 16b ly STEWART'S ADJUSTABLE TREADLE FOR OPERATING SEWING MACHINES WITHOUT FATIGUE OR INJURY. The most complete method of propelling the eewing machihe. It saves four-fifths the labor and entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury i en dorsed ty the medical fraternity. It can be at tached to any ordinary sewing machine without removing the machine from the house. No sew ing machine should be used without this Im portant attachment. Send for our circulars, which explains the principles. Address, NEW YORK TREADLE MF. CO., -lyr. 64 Ojrtlandt Street, JV. Y. llC WII I mail one and one half dozen of IIIL.L. the most beautiful newChromos, In French oil color ever Been for $1.00. They are mounted In 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats, oval opening and outsell anything now before the public Satisfaction guaranteed. Two sam ples lor 85 cents, or six for 60 cents. Send 10 cents for grand Illustrated catalogue with chro mo of Moonlight on the Rhine, or 20 cents for two Landscapes and Calla Llllles on black ground. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St., Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro- .n8r"lnKlvArt A FORTUNE. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterling Remedy Fob Diseases and Injuiues of tub Skin j A LTkalthfci. Beautifier o tub Complexion; A Re liable Means or Preventing and Re lieving RnEOMATXBli AND GOUT, AND AN Unequaled Disinfectant,"" Dbodokizeb and Counter-Irritant. Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi cating local diseases of the skin, banishes delects of tlie complexion and impart to it gratifying clearness and swootlinemi, - Sulphur Hath are celebrated for cu ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin, as well as Rhcuraatum and Gout Glenn's Sulphur Soap produces the same effects at a most trilling expense. This admirable specific also speedily heals torct, bruitet, $cald, hurn, tpraint and cult. It removes dandruff snd prevents tho hair from falling out and turning gray. Clothing and linen used in the tick room is disinfected, and diseases communicable by contact with the person, prevented by it. The Medical Fraternity sanction its use. 1 Prices, 25 and 60 Cents ter Cake, Per Box, (3 Cakes,) 60c and (1.20. T. B. Buy Um Urn eikei and thereby ecooomlM. Seld by all lrugf UU. , "Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye," Black or lire vi a, 60c. C.H.CtlTTEST0N,Pfop'r,7 5iItliAT.B.T. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Bon,) Grain & Produce , MERCHANTS, Brlolc Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa, WE would respectfully inlte the patronage of .no inrninrs. Him inn puunu koiihihuv. hs the HIGHEST 1'IUCKH the aiarket will aUord, will be paid for all kluds of GRAIN, FLOCK, PBODUCE. , HEEDS AND i RAILROAD TIES We hare constantly on hand, FISH, SALT, . PLASTER, CEMENT COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, So., fie. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. . Orders promptly filled, Newport, July 28, 1875-tf JEWPORT DRUG STORE. Having on hand a complete assortment of the fol lowing articles, the subscriber asks a share of your patronage. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, rcrfumory HAIH OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. ' Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL aud SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES $ PHYSICIANS ORDERS Cavefblly and Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, NEWPORT, PA. Bole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. W Country Merohauta suuulled with Goods at Philadelphia prices. - xour oruers are solicited. v it w. H. S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds ot LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than any other dealers in this county. We will also take good Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, &c, We use Clearileld Plue aud Hem lock only. -. w. n. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, iPerry Co., Pa. October 10, 1876. American and Foreign Patents. C3.ILMORB & CO., Successors to CHIPMAN, T HOHMER & CO.. Solicitors. Patents nrn? cured lnall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANOF. No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees for making preliminary examiuatiuns. No addi tional foes for obtaining and eonduotlns a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commls sloner, ALL rejectedappllcations may be revived. Special attention giveu to Interference Cases be fore the Patent ofnoe. Extensions before Con gress, inmngeinent uns in ainereut States, and all litiitatinn amiertalnlnir to InvnnMnm nrpt. ents. Send Stamp to Ullmore Co., for pamph- LAND CASKS; LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Oases prosecuted before the U. S. General Laud Ollice and Department of the i,n.t?.r,.?r;E!;lvate Lall(1 Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION C alms, and IKIURHTK a if attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any lflo acre tic,,. iui oaic. luisocnpisassignaoie, and can e located in the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at ll.26per aore. It is of equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Ullmore & Co.. for pamphlet of Instruction. AKKEAKN Or PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFrCKRH KOTIlIPlia Inj Biniiua .in.. late war, or their heirs, arein many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. ' Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. uiiuumniAiiii) M, ui-muiie. at uu, ana a lull re ply, altur examination, will be jrlven you free. . l'UNSIONB. a OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and 8AILOR8, wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war, !V5?'t2,A,J.,Kht cau obtain a ponson by addresslug til LMOKE oi CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE& CO.. before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims aud the Southern Claims Commission. Kach department ot our business is conducted In aseparate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, enibloyed by the old firm. Kr?'W,'?,,l?te"t,oa to a" business entrusted to GILMOKK & CO., Is thus seoured. We desire to win sueoess by deserving it. Address : G1LMORR SCO., 629 k Street, Washington, D. 0. IMPORTANT NOTICE. -The subscriber late of the nrm of Ilhoades ft Smith, would respectfully Inform the citizens of BLAIN ??dXi?,1,i.l.t)'A toat ne opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per cent, cheaper than, the old nrm. -UlveinaeU. Batisfactlo guarantee. , , . . JACOB bMITH. Blaln, August 8, 1867. ' PRICES REDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPIIOVED New Model Macbine. light-Running, Noiseless, No Gears,No Cams,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy alties,we are enabled to sell our ma chin es at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. 32?" Send ftr Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 117 18t BLiATCIIIiKT'8 Improved Cucumber Wood PUMP. Tasteless,Durable,Emclent and Cheap. The best Pump for the least money. At tention Is especially Invi ted tn lllfLfrltlAV's P.lanl ITHkSI Improved liracket and I il New UroD Check Valve, wiiiun cau ue wunarawn without removing the Pump or disturbing the Joints. Also, the Copper Chamber, which never cracks or scales, and will outlast any other. For sale by Dealers everywhere. W8end for Catalogue and Price-List. CHA8. M. IILAXCHLEY, Manufacturer. 637 ly 606 Commerce St., Pullapelphia, Fa. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind T It so, call and see the LARGK STOCK KOW OFFERED Bt P. MO 11 TIM 11. New Pension Law. UNDER an act of Congress approved March 8, 1873. Widows Of otlluers who worn Irlllnri ar died of disease contracted in the service, ri b now entitled to IZ.0U per mouth for each of their chil- areu. TheEuardlanofamlnorchlldofa soldier who heretofore only received (8.00 per mouth pension is now entitled to S10. per moth. Soldiers who receive invalid pensions can now have their pensions increased to any sum or rate between $8. aud 118. per month. Soldiers who have lost their discharges oan now obtain duplicates. Fathers and niAthers who lost sons Inthesnrv. Ice upon whom ey were dependent for support, van also udiuiu pensions. The undersigned having had over 10 years ex perience in the Claim agency business will attend promptly t claims under the above act. can on or aaaress LEWIS POTTER, ' Attorney for Claimants, Kew Bleomfleld, JOtf. Perry Co., Pa COPY TOUR LETTERQ Excelsior Copying Book, MADE OF CHEMICAL PAPER. Quickly copies any writing WITHOUT Water, PRE.SH.or Brush, used at home, library or otllce. For ladles wish ing to retain copies of letters, every business man, clergymen, correspondents, travels it Is Invalua ble sells at sight. Send 13.00 and we will send a 300 page Book, letter size, BY MAIL paid to any address. We refer to any Commercial Agency. Send stamn for Agents' Circular. EXCELSIOR MNF'O. CO., 110 Dearborn St., Chicago, Ills. 6000 AGENTS WANTED. . , ) . . H6n DIVORCES Legally and quietly obtained In every State and Territory, for iNcoMi'iTinn.iTY and other causes, no matter where the party resides. 13 years' ex- f erlence. Fee after decree.' All letters conHden ial. Address A. J. PKXTKIt, Att'y. Rooms 8 and 9, 132 Dearborn, St., CHICAOO, ILL. Un. questionable references given. Correspondence with the legal profession invited. 14 6in Jli & hmm 1 Mm pIE PERRY HOUSE, New Blooinflcld, Terry Co., Ta., TIIOS. BUTCH, Proprietor. PENTENNIAL HOTEL, J (Formerlj the Bweger Honse,) MAIN STREET, KEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA. JOS. 8. SMITU, . . . Proprietor. Haying good accommodations for regular or transient boarders, a share of public patronage Is solicited. WW JE MANSION HOUSE, New Bloomfleld, Tenn'a., D. M. ItlNESMrTH, . . Proprietor. This well-known hotel has lately beenenlarged, re painted and re-tltted. Best accommodations afforded. - Careful hostlers always in attend 933 tf pEABODY HOUSE, CORNER or LOCUST and NINTH 8T8., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Convenient to all places of amusement and car 1 nes In the city. No changes to and Irom the Centennial grounds. Col . Watson, proprietor of the Hbnrt House, Cincinnati for tl past twenty years, and present proprietor, has leased the house for a term of years, and has newly furnished and fitted It throughout. He will keep a strictly first-class house, and has aecommodatlon for 300 guests. Terms S3 per day. -NoBarhas ever been kept In the HENRY ?J.0.V?,E' nor wm ny kept at the PEA BODY. 1022 JT. ELMO HOTEL, (FORMERLY "THE UNION,") JOS. M. FEHEIJ, Proprietor. 817 & 819 ARCH BTREET, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, $3.60 Per Day, 'I IJIS HOTEL being centrally located, and hat X Ing been entirely rkfitted, It will be found as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired w EST STREET HOTEL, Nos. 41, 43, 48 & 44 West St., SEW YORK, TEMPERANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO PEAN PLAN. ROOMS 5 and 75 cents per day. Charges vert MODEBATE. The best meats and vegetables in the market. BEST BEDS in the City. ; 17 lyH B. T. BABBITT, Proprietor. AUCTIONEERS. TAMES CLEELAND U Auctioneer, Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post ofUoe address, Bhermansdale, Perry co.. Pa. w. D. HENRY, AUCTIONEER. BlalD, Perry county Pa. to render satisfaction. etf Anrtlonnpr. Tim nnH notice that he will cry sales at any point in Perry ui Lmupmii uuuutinn. uruers are soncitea and promptattention willbe given. K. D. WELLS, New Buffalo Perry co., Pa. DAVID MTOY, Auctioneer . Charges very low. Post Offloe address Ickesburg Penn'a- gt Q B.HARNISH, AUCTIONEER, Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthat Iln tendcalllng upon them with a supplyol good of my OWN. MANUFACTURE. Consisting of CASSIMERS. OASSINETS. i FLANNELS, (Plainandbar'd) CARPETS, Sec, toexchangeforwoo orsellfor cash. J. M. BIXLEB. Centre Wooleh Factort. 6,17,4m . .... Al rafAtkirH'ei fAk t 1 V V AM . 1 sf A Xn J 'f Mlf liT 1 .1 UM I. w, l.l.a . k ..... ... ..'1 auMiw. la rtmrtruriMf.rtmu'i M kt ku tti t 1 1, 1 m. m rmlfl J MliMilk.tUw.l.i.HMI . il,iwsM.s.i.ari W Fr Sale by F. Uoktimib, New Bloomfleld Perry oounty, Pa. VE11Y LADY SHOULD HAVE ONE OF OUB IMPIIOVED PLAITERS, adapted tn all kinds of goods, and to all the dif ferent and fashianable styles of Plaiting. Simple and easily managed, It is Just the article every lady needs. Sent by mall, postage paid, on receipt ot price, $2.00. Send lor Circular. Address N. Y. TREADLE M'F'O CO., 64 IbrtlunM Utreet J'eu York. tW How to tell a mad dog," Is the title of an article that 1b going the rounds. If you have anything to tell a mad dogt the befit way to do It la to drop him & postal card. ? Just as the minister was immers ing a colored convert near Bangor, late ly, the choir broke out. "The morning light Is breaking The darkness disappears.'" 3" A Baltimore belle,, just from Vassar College, when told by the waiter iu Talnter's dining-rooms on. Saturday, that they had no gooseberries, exclaim ed: " What has happened to the goose?'T The waiter wilted. " If I am so unlucky as to have a stupid son," said a military officer, " I will certainly make him a parson.". A clergyman, who was in the company, calmly replied : " Youthhik differently, sir, from your father." HT An Irishman, who was standing on the London bridge, said to a youth, " Faith, and I think I knowyees; what's yername?" "Jones," said the boy. "Jones, Jones," said the Irishman, " and I know seventeen ould maids by that name in Dublin ; wasaitherof them your mlther?" "Ah," said a Sunday-school teacher, " ah, Caroline Jones, what do you think you would have been without your good father and pious mother?" " I suppose, mum," said Caroline, who was very much struck witl the soft appeal, " I suppose, mum, as- 1 should ha' been a horphan." A Scotch witness somewhat given to prevarication, has recently given an exact and careful answer which ought to be appreciated by lawyers of every land. " How far Is it between the two farms V" said the counsel. " By the road, it's two miles." "Yes, but on your oath, how far ia it a the crow flies?" " I dinnaken ; I never was a crow." 6" A few mornings since a ragged little beggar stopped at a door and plain tively suggested victuals. As the benev olent lady of the house was filling his basket, she asked : " What is your name, my son ?"" juy name is urimes." " Is your father living ?" " Yes, ma'am." " I thought old Grimes was. dead " That was my grandpa." And the youngster walked off, think ing what a good soul the lady was. 153" A Highland man was tried for a capital offence, and had rather a narrow escape ; but the jury found him " Not guilty." Whereupon the judge, In dis charging, though fit to admonish him. " Prisoner, before you leave the bar, let me give you a piece of advice. You nave got on tnis time, but If you ever come before me again, I'll be caution (surety) you'll be hanged." j " Thank you, my lord," answered Donald "thank you for your good ad vice, and, as I'm na ungratefu", I beg to gie your lordship a piece of advice In return. Never be caution for anybody ; for the cautioner has often to pay the penalty?" 6" A New Jersey granger heard a great noise among his chickens the other evening, and, thinking thieves were despoiling his roost, he rushed out, with vengeance in his eye and a shot gun in his hand, but discovered no one about. Then he counted the fowls ; but, instead of some being missing, he found six more than belonged to him. His eye sight being a little defective, he didn't discover until the next morning that he had counted six vigorous mosquitees of the New Jersey brand, which had been accidentally fastened in the coop with the hens. " I thought they were rather too big for chickens when I counted 'em" he afterwards remarked. Hoor-raw For Jim Brown. The Oil City Derrick has this story: " Jim Brown, a worthy German, died in Franklin recently ,and his next friend, also a worthy German, was appointed administrator, to settle up the aflkira of hifl estate. The administrator called at a printing-office the other day to have posters printed announcing that the goods of the late Brown would be sold at public auction. " I vant you to write up dose bills in some kind of ehtyle," said the administrator, whose mind runs much to business. " I vant somedings dat vill addract der public eye and pring in der beoples from der koundiy." The printer asked for a suggestion or two. "Mrs. Brown and mineeelf haf talked it over," continued the business man, "und we vant you to head dose bills somedings dis way" and he marked on the wall with his cane to show that he wanted big letters" Hoor-raw 1 hoor-raw I Jim Brown is dead I"