THE TIMES, NEW ULOOMFIELl), PA., JULY 21.1877. Tho BloomiMd Times . STIDA.M JOB OFFICE IS THE PLACE TO GET Plain and Fancy SALE BILLS, PAMPHLETS, LETTER-HEADS, CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, INVITATIONS, TICKETS, DILL-HEADS, &c, &c, &c, &c. At the Shortest Notice AND MOST REASONABLE RATES. B ALL SCALES. LB. MARYANEUTH, D. W. DERR and JAMES H. GKIER. known as The Ball Scale Company," have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent COUNTER SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap estunri hest, Connter Hfileln the marknt. For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,1 uiuo, rew jersey, ueiaware ana Maryland, ad dress "The Ball Scale Company," Pottsvllle, Bchuylklllconnty, Pa. B-For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen and examined any time. J LEIBY & BRO., Newport, Perry co.. Pa. FRANK MORTIMER, tf New Bloomfleld,Perryco.,Pa. AtABD. To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary In South America. Bend a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman, Station D, Bible JTouee, New York City . 16b ly STEWART'S ADJUSTABLE TREADLE FOR OPERATING SEWING MACHINES "WITHOUT FATIGUE OR INJURY. The most cnmnlete method of Dronellinff the sewing raachlhe. It saves four-fifths the labor and entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury t en dorsed by the medical fraternity. It can be at tached to any ordinary sewing machine without removing the machine from the house. No sew ing machine should be used without this im portant attachment. Send for our circulars. which explains tne principles. Auaress, NEW YORK TKEADLE MFtt. 0., 8 lyr. 64 Crtlandt Street, iV. Y. UC Wll I mall one and one half dozen of VIC VVIL.1. the most beautiful newChromos, In French oil color ever seen for 81.00. They are mounted in 8 x in black enamel and gold mats, oval opening and outsell anything now before me mionc. raiisiacuon guaranteed. wo sam ples for 25 cents, or six for 50 cents. Send 10 cents for grand Illustrated catalogue with chro ino of Moonlight on the Rhine, or 20 cents for two Landscanes and Calla Llllles on black ground. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St., Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro- works.DBrav,Ti3rwAI1 A rUKTUNc. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterling Remedy Foa Diseases and Injciiies of Tria Skin ; A Healthful BeACTIFIER OF TIM COMPLEXION J A RE LIABLE Means of Preventing and Re lieving Rheumatism and Gout, and an tjnequaled dlstsfectakt, deodorizer and Counter-Irritant. , ' Glenn'8 Sulnhur Soaj, besides eradi cating local diseases of the skin, banishes delects of the complexion and imparls to it jjratiiying clearness and smoothness. Sulphur Baths are celebralcd for cu ring eruptions ami otlrcr diseases of the skin as well as Rheumatism and Gout. Clenn't StUnhur Soan produces the same effects at a most trilling expenso. This admirable specific also speedily lieals wrcs, oruuf, tcald, hums, gjrain$ and raf. It removeu dandruff and prevents the hair from fulling out and turning gray. Clothing and linen used in the sick rom is disinfected, and diseases communicable Vy contact -wit tui person, prevented uy it. Tbo Medioal Fraternity sanction its use. Prices, 85 and 60 Cents teb Cakk, Per Cox, (3 Cakes,) 00c ana tji.au. M. B. Buy U Urga ekn and thereby. economlM. Bold T ail Airugg..M. " mil's Hair ad Whisker Pye Black or Brown, 60c. ; : ' Newport Adrcrllscmonts. ONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Bon,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. Wt wnnld resnectfiillv invite the patronage of the farmers, and the public generally, as the HIGHEST PRICKS the market will afford, will be paid for all kinds oi GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand. FISH, SALT, PLASTER. CEMENT i COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &c, &e. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. Orders promptly tilled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf N EWPORT DRUG STORE. Having on band a complete assortment of the fol lowing articles, the subscriber asks a ehare of your patronage. Dmtaa and Medicine, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Eomodies, ESSENTIAL OILS,' Brushes, rcrfumeryi HAIIl OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR ' MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully and Promptly Filled B . M . EDY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, NEWPORT,' PA. Sole Agent lor Lorllard's Superior Totiaccos. W Country Merchants supplied with Goods at VhllaHalnltia i.rlnaa mm lour uiuers niv buuuiutu. v i 11. S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds ot LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take pood Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange (or Lumuer, sc. we use ciearneia nue aim uem lock only. W. B. 8. COOK Si CO., Newport. .Perry Co., Pa. October 10, 1876. American and Foreign Patents. (i lumymci w v-., Duvuonnin iu uiiiiiuaiii T HOSMER & CO.. Solicitors. Patents nro- cured inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No charge unless thepatent Is granted. No lees (or making preliminary examinations. No addi tional leosior outaining anu conducting a re- nearing. uy a recent decision or tne commis sioner. ALL relected annlicatlons mav he revived. Special attention given o Interference Cases be (ore the Patent oltlce. Extensions before Con- r'cto. Aiiiiiig7iiioiii, oiiim in uiiinrcuv niuivn, aim all litigation appertaining to lavcntious or Pat- ems. oeim mump io uinnore s uo., lor pampu- LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP, Contested Land Cases nrasecuted ImfnrA t.im it B. General Laud OHIce and Deoirtmnnt nf tiia Interior. Private Land Claims. MINlNfi mirt PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any K',0 aore pieces (or sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and ran be located In the name of the purchaser unon anv Government land subject to private entry, at li.zs per acre. 1 u is oi equal vaiue wun lioumy lanu warrauui. cwim oiuuip w uuiuoro oi uo. lor paniiiniei oi instruction. i linn i ki. i. .ir i ,m Tinmiw.. OFFICERS. SOLDIEHS and SAILORS ol the late war, or their heirs, are iu many cases entitled to ineney (rom the 'Government o( which they have uo knowledge, write iuu nistoi-y oi service, and state amount of nav and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GlLMOiitt s ;u., ana a mil re ply, alter examination, win De given you iree. r VKKSION8. All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and 8AILOR8, wounded, ruptured, or in lured In the late war, however slight, can obtain a penson oy addressing (;ll.M(l!H Cases prosecuted by GILMORE CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Couit of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business is conducted in amnarate bureau, under chaise of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to GILMORE & CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success dj aeservingit. Address: G1LMOUE&CO.. ... 629 K. Street. ' ' ' ' , . . i Washington, D. C TMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber JL late ot ma nnn of Khoades ft Smith, would respectfully inform th citizens of BLAIN and vlcluitr. that he hus nnend a WAGON MAKER HllOP, and is prepared to make uew wagons and repair old ones at short aotloe, and at from TEN to TWENTY percent cheaper than luv oiu nnn. .... 4iir me i call. ' Satlsfantloa guaranteed. . . JACUtt U.MJT11. Blalu. August $, 1S67. THE WEED PRICES REDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED Light-ltuuulnff, Xolscless, Ko Gears,No Cams,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of "Wood- Work. From this date, by the expiration ot 1 atents under which we have been paying roy alties,we are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. Send for Circulars and rnce Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18t. BliATClIliEY'S Improved Cucumber Wood Tasteless.Durable.Efllclent ana cneap. me uestrump tor (lie least money, ai tentlon Is esueciallv invi ted to Hlatcliley's Patent jmprovea uracaet ana New Drop Check Valve, which can be withdrawn without reinovlna the Puiiid or distiirbliut the joints. Also, the Copper Chamber, which never cracks or scales, and will outlast any other. For sale Dy ueaiers everywuere. Send (or Catalogue ana Price-List. (Ill AH. a. HLATCHLEY. Manufacturer. 637 ly 5U6Cumuierce St., Puilapelphia, Pa. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS ot any kind T If so, call and see the LAKGE STOCK SOW OFFEnED HT ' F. MO 11 TIME It. Nciv Pension Law. TTNDER an act of Conirress annroved March S, KJ 1873. widows of olllcers who were killed, or died of fllHrase contracted in the service, are now entitled to iz.uv par mown lor eacnoi ineir cnu Cllfll. Tlie guardian of a minor child of a soldier who heretofore only received 08.00 pur month pension is now entitled to $10. per moth. Soldiers who receive invalid pensions can now have their pensions increased to any sum or rate oeiween n. anu n. per niouui. Soldiers who have lost their discharges can now oorain oupncais. Fathers and mothers who lost sons Intheserv Ice upon whom aey wero depeudeut tor support, can alsoobtain pensions. TheundersimifMl ImvinE had over 10 years ex perience in the Claim agency business will attend promptly i ciaimsunoer me auove aui. Call on or address ,,, . v ' . . LEWIS POTTEK, ' Attorney (or Claimants, ts New Bleomlleld JOtf. PerryCo.,P COPY YOUR LETTERQ USB , Excelsior Copying uooic, MADE OK CHRMIOAT. PAPER. Quickly copies I.. ......... ...T-n . . ' . T) 1 ' . Q A 1 r any wruinR wu tiwu i v aier, i"o, or rusn used at home, library or olllce. For ladles wish. Inir to retain conies of letters, every business man clergymen, correspondents, travels It Is invalua K . ...li. a. r U.....I mam 3ti0 pane Book, letter size, .BY MAIL paid to any address. We refer to any Commercial Agency. Send stamp tor Agents' Circular. EXCELSIOR MNF'ti. CO.. 110 Dearborn St., Chicago, Ills. 6000 AUEMU WAMEU. It 5m DIVORCES Legally and quietly obtained In every State and IVIIiwn j, lui inurjirAiiniuii uv ..i.ini vausri, no matter where the party resides. 13 years ex- ..,.(.,,... L.. aft... A..,, m L 1 1 li.tt.iru n ,1 .. .1 tlal. Address A. J. DK.XTKR. Att'y. Kooms 8 and , 132 Dearborn, St.. CHICAGO, ILL. Un uueHtionnble roferencos civen. Corresuondence with the legal profession invited, . . ; , It 6m TOH pniNTINOel every description aeatly t execiuea on snort nonce aa ai reasooaui rates at this ouce. New Me Machine if i 1 mm Kotels. pE PERRY HOUSE, New Uloomfleld, Terry Co., Pa., TIIOS. BUTCH, Proprietor. PENTENNIAL HOTEL, J (Formerly tho Bweger House,) MAIN STREET, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERKY CO., PA. JOS. S. SMITH Proprietor. Havlntt good accommodations for reeulnr or transient boarders, a share of public patronage is solicited. 10 19 JHE MANSION HOUSE, New JilooinfleM, renn'n., 1). M. EINESMITII, - Proprietor. This well-known hotel has lntelv npenenlareed. re-)alnted and re-tl'ted. Best accommodations alforded. W Careful hostlers always In attend ance. 933 tf pEABODY HOUSE, CORNER OF LOCUST AND NINTH BTS., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Convenient to all nlnces of amnspmpnt and ear lilies In the city. No changes to aud from the uenieuniui grounns. Col. Watson, proprietor of the Hejirt House, Ineinnntl for the nast twenty vears. and nreseut proprietor, has leased the house for a term ot ears, and has newlv (tirnlshed and fitted It hrouchoiit. He will keen a strictly first-class house, and has accommodation (or 300 guests. Terms t;i per day. WNoBarhas ever been kept In the HENRY HOUSE, uor will any be kept at the PEA- 1IUU1. JT. ELMO HOTEL, (FORMERLY "THE UNION,") JOS. M. FEUEIt, Proprietor- 817 & 819 ARCH STREET, nilLADELnilA. Terms, $2.60 Per Day, HIS HOTEL being centrally located, and liav- . nig neen eniireiy refitted, it win tie found as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired w EST STREET HOTEL, Nos. 41, 43, 43 A 44 West St., NEW YORK, TEMPERANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO PEAN PLAN. ROOMS 50 and 75 cents er dav. Charees verv MODEHATE. The best meats and vegetables In the market. BEST BEDS in the City. , 17 1 J H a. T. babbitt, Proprietor. AUCTIONEERS. TAMES CLEELAND U Auctioneer, Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and lyuniuenauu couuiiks. rose unice Ruuress, Shermausdale, Perry co., Pa, w. D. HENRY, - ; AUCTIONEER. Elalo, Ferry county Pa. "Terms Moderate and every exertion made io renaer saiisiactiou. bti ItlAllAHAA. TliA HnilnuU.J hI... JlllllUlirtl A 1IQ UUUClOlgUUU K1VCB notice that he will cry sales at any point in Perry Ilnimliln An....,I..B ,...lna .. ,.III...J Wl .'ailf.Mll. v,.uiii.in. uiudis .to DUUUIICU 1U promptattentlou wlllbe given. J. D. WELLS, Npw HnfTnln Ferry co., Pa D AYID M'COY, Auctioneer Charees verv low. Post Office address icaesourg renna- si Q B. HARNISH, f " ' ! ' AUCTIONEER, Delville, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. , . i. . 5 tf H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln tendoalliug upon them with a supply oi good o(my j OWN MANUFACTURE. , Consisting of OASSIMERS, j OASSINETS. . FLANNELS. (Plainandbar'd) I riAlfPKTK. Am.. toexchangefor woo orsellfor cash. : . '.; J.M.BIXLEB. : CbntbeWooleb Factory. 6,17,4m T Fer Sale by F. Mohtiuer, New Bloonifleld Perry county, Pa. VERY LADY SHOULD HAVE ONE OF OUR IMPROVED PLAITERS, adapted to all kinds of goods, and to all the dif ferent and fashionable styles of Plaiting. Simple and easily managed. It is just tu aa luil story laily neei 119. Sent by mail, postage p S2.U0. Send (or Circular. Sent by mail, postage paid, on receipt of price. , Address , , N, V. TREADLE M'F'O CO., V I - W Corflund tjtreet tftw York.- pkfii U fir.i Iit 11i rtntiiia.il VV (fiS7 osntis cod Un sit ijct. VLiw fVfrnOHrUlTE .1 UIK. tnri r.rC.i.im,AlTai il lias, ((hi, Bronciltu all Srtiloss STtA A """-4,k trilrif f iitUr ' jl lwk If k kM i.t rt it. I mil, rwiipt Jfll VO. tf JiidSk.lUM.(.l.USl,l TW lilMrnS ft V J mm Hit with a Hole.' A negro was convicted in our superior court tlie other tiny for bitting another negro with an ax. A party of colored servants were discussing the case In old Bi's presence. " What I wants to kno," said one of them, "is Jlss dis How ken a man hit anudder man wid de eye ob der axV" "Why kan 'the tell me dat!" said old SI. " Kase bit stands ter reezen, don't yer see for de eye ob erax Is whar de handle goes In, an' bow Is er man gulne ter 'sault anudder man wld er con- tempt to muder by blttln' him on do bed wld er bole V This was a clincher, the other darkies thought; but, old SI remarked: "'Fordewahme an' you used to work In de same cotton yard, didn't we V "Yes, we did." "Well, I e'pose you 'members when Masse Threliklll, down dar at Griffin, used ter lam' yer 'bout fohty wid dat paddle dat be had V" " Ob,you go way I" " Well, dis are de pint : When be used fur ter paddle yer, an' yer used fer ter grone round an' complain ob de blisters what lie raised on yer, wui bit de paddle or de boles in the paddle what raised de skin an' made de sore ' Naw, whar's yer scientiiry argyments V That settled the case. A Nice Member. " You are a nice member of the Young Men's Christian Association," said an Irate collector to an exasperating debtor, "to make me call a dozen times for tbls little bill." " Young Men's Christian," said the Impecunious one ; " I ain't any Young man's Christian." "Wot do you bev Y. M. C. A.' stuck up there for, then r" said the collector, pointing to the heading of a circular posted up on the desk. "Oh I haven't you seen that beforeV" replied the debtor ; "Igot tired of disappointing so many of you fellers. Most of 'em know when they see the sign that it means, ' You May Call Again ;' got that idea from Hon. Bard well Blote ;" and he filled up the last unoccupied corner of the blotting pad with his signature as the collector slammed the door. Boston Com. Bulle tin. 63T A gentleman of color was arraign ed before a justice of the peace the other day of the same hue at Clarendon, Ark., on charge of stealing cow-peas. The theft was clearly proven, but the sable magistrate was in doubt as to what punishment to Inflict. Aided by the con stable he pored carefully over the stat utes to find a penalty for stealing cow peas. Failing to find anythink applica ble to the case, he delivered himself aa follows : " De prisoner will stand yere I De cote can't find no law bout stealing peas ; but you must be punished, sah ! I frows you Into equity, and find you ten Honors. iow don't steal no more cow-peas and git cotched. t a jjutiou ui cerium newspaper once said to the publisher : " Mr. Prin ter, how Is it you never call on me for pay for your paper ?" " Oh I" said the man of types, we never ask a gentle man for money." " Indeed I" replied the patron. How do you manage to get along when they don't pay ?" "Why," said the editor, "after a certain time we conclude be is not a gentleman) and we ask him. j K3T An old bachelor was courting a widow, and both sought the aid of art to give their fading hair a darker shade. " That's going to be aft affectionate couple," said a wag. "How so ?" asked a friend. 'Why, don't you see that they are dye-Ing for each otheralready?" was the reply. .' A Great Change. 1 , ' " Good tay Moses, but great heffens how you are shangedl" "But my name ish not Moses;" replied the man. , "Not Moses; Great heffena Isli the name changed too J1" ' PT" John, you seem to gain flesh every day ; the grocery business must tirrrw wltli T-nn Wlinf .lt.l vrti nrfelcrti last y" . " Well, Simon, I really don't know, but it strikes me it was, a pound of sugar." , . i. . i C2" A iodine Hill man suddenly broke up a beautiful oratorical address from bis wife tlie other evening simply by remarking that Bn. Franklin once said that " the worst wheel In the cart makes the most noise." ... kjr A little girl who had received a present of rabbits, when she went to bed prayed : " O God ! we thank Thee specially for the wabblts all but the page; we had that before."