8 THE TIMES NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA., MAY 1, 1677. San Francisco Bulldozed. A bull captured and held for several liouri about half of Ban Francisco the other day. First, after getting away from the vaquero, he paid his attention to a lady with a red nhawl. He gave her a lift. Then lie charged a lamp post which repulsed him, , after which he took possession of Front street, which Is entirely occupied by large wholesale sfbres. Here the pursuing vaiiliero, with mustang and lasso, appeared. On the lirst round bull upset mustang and l icier ; on the second he lifted them again ; on the third he pulled saddle and rider over the mustang's head. Then be changed his base to another part of the city. The cry for about a mile was "Look out for the bull." Fedestralns sought shelter in stores, and stores with large glass fronts shut np. He knocked a ooal cart to pieces. At North Point dock he met John lieed, and John lieed soared twelve feet in the air. Before he came to the ground he soared again twelve feet more. Finally, John managed to get to the ground and limped oil", a broken reed In tlio knee pan and thigh. A police captain next opened on him from a revolver. He seemed to bullets, Iron clad. The police captain was glad to find the rear of a pile of barrels. The bull then dashed through Vallejo street to Battery, and from Battery to Broadway. Here a woman was elevated. The mission of this bull seemed the eleva tion of the human race, especially op presssd women. Next he hoisted Louisa Sohmidt, some say thirty feet. Tho police captaiu who had been following In a buggy now hit him with five more bullets in the head. He might as well have fired at Fortress Monroe. Having exhausted his ammunition, he found it advisable to crawl .under a wagon. While the bull was hunt ing around tor a place to poke him, another man fired six shots into his side. He ran that man up against the side of a house, and held him there between his horns for a moment, then left him and tossed three vegetable men, one after tho other, brought up on the brink of an unfinished sewer, bellowed, and twelve Irish laborers scram bled out on the other side. The vaquero nnd mustang then came up only to be rolled over again. He then dashed down Stockton, lifted two more men and met a bullet which brought him down after toss ing twelve persons and receiving over fifty pullets. &'cm Francisco Mail. "THE AGE OF REASON." The boy that went to the mill on horse back, carrying the grist in one end of tho bag and a stone in the other, when reprov ed by the miller, and told to divide the grist, replied that hiB father and grandfather had carried it that way, and he, being no bettter than tbey, should continue to do as they did. Similar, or equally as absurd, reasons are accounted as sufllcient by some to warrant them in indiscriminately condemning Dr. Fierce's Family Medicines, even though there is overwhelming proof that they possess the merit claimed fof them. For many years the Golden Medical Discovery has been recognized as the load ing liver and blood medicine in the market. Each year has brought an increase in its sale, and it is now used throughout the civilized world. . Thousands ot unsolicited testimonials are on file In the Doctor's oittce, attesting its efllcacy in overcoming aggravated coughs, colds, throat and lung ; affections, also Bcrofula, tumors, ulcers, and skin diseases. Are vou suilerimr with some chronio malady 1 if so, and you wish to employ medicines that are scientifically prepared ; that are refined and purified by the chemical process employed in their manufacture j that are positive in their notion, and specifio to the various forms of disease for the cure of which they are recommended, use Dr. Pierce's Family Medicines. Full particulars in Pierce's Memorandum Book, kept for free distri bution by all druggists. . An Enterprising Ohio Farmer Starts a Skeleton Factory. Near Columbus, Ohio, an enterpising farmer named Snyder has established a new industry in the manufacture of human skeletons. There had for a long time been a mystery abont Snyder's little factory, which was located in a secluded spot on bis farm. Out of deference to the preju dices of unscientifio people he gave out that he merely prepared food there for an extensive hennery, from which he supplied the Columbus markot with fat and dolicate poultry. But a good deal of curiosity was excited by teams which came and went at the dead of night, and by the fact that no body was ever admitted to the long low building from which issued the smoka that betokened the constant cookery of chicken tood. Finally, a prying pump maker entered the building unnoticed, and, prompted by curiosity, lifted the" cover of a huce caul dron, to discover, to his utter horror, half a dozen human skeletons quietly grinning in hot water. From him a reporter got wind or the affair, and the keen-acfmtnrl quill driver obtained admission to Snyder's skeleton factory and learned all about the business. A large load had just been sent oil to market, and about twenty-five speci mens in prime condition were shown him. They looked fresh and white, and gave evidence of the superiority of Snyder's method of preparing this commodity for the market. In an unner room there was a large assortment of bones, scattered about una pnea together waiting the band of the cunning artificer. The unwary bov who had been induced to show the reporter over the establishment, said that business was a "humming," and there was a probability that tbey would turn out some 200 first class skeletons in a year. They got the materials from various sources. 1877 SPRING 1877. 1877 SPUING 1877. 1877 SPUING 1877. SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS. ITAV1NO JUST PURCHASED for OASII, nt II LOW PKICKR, lots of NEW OOODS, we are enabled to oiler our friends and customers HBKAT HAKMA1NS. Now Is the timeto uuyas mere is no uouoi nut what rmr-ooons will be higher. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL. BE HIGHER. PRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOOD8 WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. NOW IS THE TIME. NOW IS THE TIME NOW IS THE TIME. To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your Spring Purchases. Spring Purchases. Spring Purchases. Spring Purchases. Spring Purcnases. Spring Purchases. WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL. WHILE THE STOUK IS FULL. WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL. COM E AND SEE Wn AT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AN D SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COM E AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. We Have Lots of Prints, We Have Lots of Alpaccas, We Have Lota of Fancy Dry Goods, We Have IjoIs of Cottonades, We Have Lots of White Goods, We Have Lots of Other ArticU's, That Are That Are Tit a t Are That Are That Are That Are Very Very Very Very Very Very Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. WE ALSO HAVE New Styles of Wall Papers. New Styles of Wall Papers. New Styles of Wall Papers. The Prettiest You Ever Saw. Come and See Them. Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND CA11P1CTS ! Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND CARPETS ! In the handsomest patterns and bent qualities. It will not cost you anything to look at them. SHOES FOR MEN. SHOES FOR BOYS. SHOES FOR WOMEN. All Good Styles and at Popu lar Prices ! 1 In fact we hare a COMPLETE STOCK of all kinds ot goods, to which we ask the attention ot all who can appreciate FINE GOODS AND GREAT BARGAINS. F. MORTIMER, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. TO THE PEOPLE OF PEItllY COUNTY. ANNUAL SPUING GREETING OF STEPHENS & BEETEM. 1877. CARLISLE CARPET HOUSE. 1877. English and Amor lean IinUHSELS In all the BEST makes. BEAUTIFUL, Three l'lv CARPETS. In Brussels Designs. EXTRA ENGLISH IMOJtAJN AND Extra Super CAM JITS vn k a r t Keautles In Hall anil Stair C A R P E T S with rich match, BORDERS ! ALL XEir FOR SPRING. NOW OPJUlSr ! AND HEADY FOR SALE. TUB MOST AT lit ACTIVE Sl'llINU STOCK OF Carpels Carpets AND OIL CLOTHS ! WINDOW SHADES AND FIXTURES, Looking Glasses, MATS, ltuas, HASSOCKS, AND Vixll Papers, ever before ottered to the trad?. STEPHENS & BEETEM, 21 EAST MAIN STREET, CARLISLE. CARPET CHAINS, AND FILLINGS, . 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If you want a II AT or CAP, If you want a TRUNK, VALISE, or SATCHEL, If you want CARPETS or OILCLOTHS, If you want SHIRTS or OVERALLS, If you want COLLARS, CUFFS or NECK-TIES, If you want GLOVES, HANDKERCHIEFS or JEWELKJ, If you want an UMBRELLA or PARASOL, It you want LADIES' FURNISHING GOODS, If you want GENT'S FURNISHING GOODS, If you want TABLE CLOTHS, NAPKINS, TOW ELS, orlf you want them ALL, you can find just what will suit you In PRICE, QUALITY, QUANTI TY and STYLE, AT DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY I ISIDOR SCHWARTZ'S CLOTHING HOUSE "Wright's 33uilding, NEWOET, iPENN'-A. THE NEW "DOMESTIC," A DOUBLE THREAD LOCK-STITCH MACHINE. , ,ni,i,iMiiii , "ff'W y-----''-;ln--- IT RETAINS all the virtues of the Light-Running " DOMESTIC," Including the Automatic Tension, which was and Is the nest In use. , ,. . , Please notice our FATJ4NT HARDENED CONICAL BEARINGS, on both thjt Maolne and Stand. 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Acting Land Commissioner, Topeka. Kansas Or, C. M. MOKK1HON, agent of A T. 8 F R. R., No. 26 N. 8rd St., Harrlsburg, Pa. 4 Sra E8TATE NOTICE.-Notlce Is hereby giy. en, that Letters of Administration on the es Wte of Jacob Rice, late of Sayille township, Perry county, deceased, hare been fcranted to the subscribers residing In the same township. All persons Indebted to said estate are request ed to make immediate payment, and those hav ing claims to present them duly authenticated for settlement to CHARLOTTE N. BICE, . x JONATHAN RIOB, Sl'ltlV Administrator,. EST AT R NOTICE. - Notice Is hereby glv en that Utters of Administration on The estate pf John 8. McElvy, late of New HulTalo I? Pe"y deceased, have been granted to the undersigned residing In the same borough. All persons Indebted to said estate are request ed to make Immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlement to . . JOHN RASKIN. February 13, 1877.pd Administrator. 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