THE TIMES, NEW ULOOMHELI), PA, MAY 1.1877. Tho Bloomilold Times STEAM JOB OFFICE) WEED AUCTIONEERS. Yame$cLeelad u Auctioneer, Offers his services to the cltlrens of Perry and Cumberland counties, post oilier address, Shermansdale, Perry ooi. Pa. w. D: HENRY, IS THE PLACE TO GET Plain and Fancy SALE BILLS, PAMPHLETS, LETTER-HEADS, CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, INVITATIONS, TICKETS, BILLHEADS, &c, &c, &c, &C. At the Shortest Notice . AND MOST REASONABLE RATES. B ALL SCALES. LB. MAKYANEUTH, 1. W. DEKB and JAMES H. U.KlElt known as 'Tho Ball Scale Company," have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent COUNT Kit 8 0 A L E , the Himplest, Cheap est and best Counter Ncalc in the market. " For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey. Delaware and Maryland, ad dress '-The Hall Scale Company," Vottsvllle, Behuylkillcoiinty. Pa. S- For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen and examined any time. J LETBY ERO., Newport, Perry co.. Pa. FKANK MOKTIMER, i)tt New Bloouitteld, Peiryco.,Pa. ACAKD.-To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I wllVsend a recipe that will cure you, FKEE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Ihmah, Station D, Bible Houses New York City . 16b ly lAte Immense Discoveries by STANLEY and oth ers are Just added to the only complete Life and Labors of Livingstone. This Veteran Explorer ranks among the most heroic figures of the Century, and this book is one of the most attractive, fascinating, richly Illus trated and instructive volumes ever Issued. Being the only entire and authentic lite, the mu ttons are eager for It, and wide awake agents are wanted quickly. For proof aad terms address HUBBARD BUGS., Publishers, 713 Sansom Street, Philadelphia. 60 ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE. Notice Is hereby (riven that James Irvine and wife of Seville township. Perry county. Pa., by deed of voluntary assignment have assigned all die estate, real and personal, of the said James Irvine to Thos. H. Milligan, of the borough of Newport, county and state aforesaid, in trust for the bene lit of the creditors of the said James Irvine. All persons therefore Indebted to said said James Irvine, will make payment to the V i It assign, e, and those having claims or demands the alike kajwa th saiBi w rti -tut deUv. TIIOS. II. M1LLTOAN, January 30, 1877. Assignee. NOTICE The undersigned hereby gives no tlce to all persons indebted to him, that their accounts must be settled on or before the It rat of March. After that no further indulgence will be granted. CHRISTIAN STOUFFKK. Shermansdale, Jan. 9, 1877. pd GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterling Remedy For Diseases ajtd Injuries of tub fetus ; A Healthful Beaotifieu of tiki Complexion; A Re- liable Means of Preventing and He- LTEVUia RuKDMATIBM AND GOUT, AND AN Unrqualed Disinfectant, Deodorizer and Countee-Irritakt. Glenn'a Sulphur Soap, besides eradi cating local diseases of the skin, lianinlies delects of the complexion and imparts to it gratifying clearness and smoothness. Sulphur Hatha arc cclebrnlcd for cu ring eruptions and other diseases of Hie skin, as well us Mii'timiiti-m and Gout. Glenn' Sulphur Soap produce tho anme effects at a most trifling expense. This admirable specific also speedily heals tore, bruuet, tealds, burn, qiraini and cut: It removes dandruff and prevents the hair from fulling out and turning gray. Clothing and linen used in the slr.k room is disinfected, and diseases communi' able by , contact with the person, prevented by it. The Medical Fraternity sanction its use. Prices, S3 and 50 Cents feb Cake, Per Box, (8 Cakes,) COc and $1.20: N, S. Bay the Urga eskfl sua thereby economise. Bald i hi aU DruegliU. , "HHPs Hair ant Whisker Pre." Black r lirown, 60c. i : LUVmm, Prop'r, 7 fciitb At. I.T. OK Mi 9 -it- ..-.a imnt " CENTENNIAL," for Family Work. "GENERAL FA VOR1TE" for Manafacturing. SUPERIOR TO ALL IN Simplicity, Efficiency, Durability, Strength and Liglitnes3. GOOD AGENTS WANTED." SEND FOR CIIlCULAliS AND Pit ICES. WEED SEWING" MACHINE COMPANY, i:tOT 01iettuut Wtreot, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 11 7 1st Newport Advertisements. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Sen,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., ubove Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of the farmers, ami the public generally, as the HIUHKisT THICKS the. market will allord. will be paid tor all kinds of ORAIN", FLOUR, PUODPCK. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly ou hand, FIBII, HALT, PLASTER, CEMENT, COAL, IKON, STEEL, IIOKSK SHOES, Sc., .c. FOB BALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. Orders promptly filled, Newport, July 26, 1875 tf N EWPORT DRUG STORE. Having on baud a complete aiwrtment of the fol lowing articles, the subscriber anka a share of your Intrrm&T). -Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Alas a full stock of Concentrated Homsdies, ESSENTIAL OILS. Brushes, rcrfamery IIAIIl OIL AKD FAXC1' ARTICLES. Abo always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Careidly ami Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport. Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, . Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, NEWPORT, PA. Sole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobacco. Country Merchants supplied with Hoods at rntiaoeipnia prices. Your orders are solicited. 9U 11. S. COOK & CO., Agree to seH all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for I.ES8 MOKEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take good Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill in exchange for Lumber. &o, We use Clearfield Pine and Hem lock only. w. it. a cook & co., ' Newport, Terry C., Pa. October 10, 1376. I M PONT A NT NOTICE. The subscriber late of the firm of Khoades Mi Smith, would respectfully inform the eitixens of BLAIN and vicinity, that lie has opnned a WAGON MAKER SHOP, and Is prepared to make new waifoun and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY pereeut. cheaper than lh old firm. -(jlve ine a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. , . JACOB SM1TU. puin, August s, iaer. Vi American mid Foreign Patents. fILMOItK & tM., Successius to CHIl'MAN, VJ inin.utit w., Monciior". rulents pro. cuied mull cimntiins. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No clmi L-e unless thepnteiit In pranled. No fi't'.s for milking pi-ellminary cxamliiai ions. 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Its superb Mammoth Colored Fashion Plules are ahead of alK others. These plates are en graved on steel, twice the usual size. TERMS (Always In Adrnnce) $2 A YEAR. Two Copies for3.iii 3Cop'es for J4.80, with a copy of the premium picture (27x2(1) "Cornwallls' Surrender,' a Five Dollar Engraving, to the per son getting up the Club. Four Copies for t(i.S 6 Copies for J8.00, with an extra copy of the Magazine for 1H77, as a premi um, to t fie person getting up thsClub, Six Copies for s-.Uit) 7 Copies for $11.000 Coplea for l.s,.su, with both an extra copy of the Maga r.inefor IS"", and the premium picture, a Five Dollar engraving, to the person getting up the Club. Address, posf.psld. CHARLES J. PETERSON. 8. 6 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. Pa. 43 Sjieclmens seut gratis, if written for. 44 IMPORTANT T0 HUCKSTERS. The undersigned, deslrlngto return to the city, oilers (or sale, the good will, to a good marketing route in Perry Co., with two horsb team aad II x lures all complete, with all necessary institu tions to purchaser. This is an old establlnhed route and a rare chance. For particulars, callou or address. J. M. l.INfiFT, Mrcbanicsbtirg, 31 3m. CAinibwrlandCo.,Pa, VICK'8 """T Illustrated Priced Catalogue Fifty pages 3W Illustrations. with Descriptions of the thousands ot the best Flowers and Veg etables lu the world . and the way to grow them all for a Two Cknt postage stamp. Printed la German and English. Viek's Floral (Juldo. Quarterly. V eents a year. Vlck's Flower and Vegetable Garden, 50 cents In paper i In elegant cloth rovers. H.IKJ. Adtreu, J AMU YICk, ttucsrittr, N, Y A UCTIONEEIt. Blaln, Pfcrry county Pa.. -Tsrms Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. jlf Auctioneer. The undornifrnerl Rives notice that he will ery sales at any point Irv perry or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited und prompt attention will be given. E, D. WELLS, ' New Hiittntu Perrve.,Pa. D AVID M'COY, Annionppr .CIiarees verv low. Post Oflien o.w... lckesbiiig Penn'a- if q bTharnishT auction , Del vtlle, Perrv Co.. Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. o tf N EW SHOE SHOP I The ivnl'rslgncd respectfully Informs tlisclt . zens ot llloonilleld and vlcinliv, that thev hsv opened a shoe-shop III the room of F It denser recently occupied as a Law.nlttee, bv Calvin Neil, son, Es.j.. where they will do work at panic prle es, (repairing made a seelalty at prices to suit the t.liinw) from in to '20 per cent.saved bv pivtron Izingonr shop. Our motto is "quick sales and short profits). Terms cash, or country produce, but positively no credit. LEVI n. SWARTZ ft CO.. i . new Mloomlield, Pa. Januryl, lflTO tf ssr Fur Sale by F. Mohtimek, New lllooiaSeld. Ferry eoiinly. Pa. ? VERY LADY SHOULD HAVE ONE OF OUR IMPROVED TLAITERS; adapted to all kinds of goods, and to all the dtf fereut mid fashionable styles of Flaltliiir. Simple and easily managed, It is Just the article- everv lady needs. Sent b. mail, postage paid, on receipt of price.' ffiun. Hand lor Circular. Address N. V. TRFADLK M'F'G CO., 04 (tortlundt Utrvct Aeiu York: JHE perry house, New Bloomiield, Terry Co., Pa., THOS. SUTCH, Proprietor. PENTENNIAL HOTEL, J (Formerly the Swcgcr llo3,). MAIN HTREET, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO.. PA. JOS. S. SMITH, - - - - Proprietor. Having good accommodations for regular or transient boarders, a share of publlo patronage Is solicited. lu hi pHE MANSION HOUSE, New Rloonifield, Pt'Bu'n., D. M. KINESM1TH, - Propria lor. This well-known hotel has lately baenenlarged, re painted and re-tttted. - Rest acw.mmodations allorded. - Careful hostlers always in attend ance. 9sau STOUK UTANI) AND VAItM FOIt S VI.K.-A First-rale Farm in Juniata co.. Pa., also a Store Stand and Stock of (iooos. For further particulars address SAMUEL PCCK, Port ilo:i al. Juniata 0,9., Pa. SSSin H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform myfrlandsthatl In teni calling upon them with a supply of good of my 8WN MANUFACTURE. Conslstlngof CASSIMER8, OASSINETS. . FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) CAHPETH, Ac., toexchangefor woo orscllfor cash. J. M. BIXLEK. CektkeWooles Factokt. 6,17,4m pEABODY HOUSE," CORNER or LOCUST AND NINTH STS., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Convenient to all places of amusement and ru Hues iu the olty. No changes to and from the Centennial grounds. Col. Watson, proprietor of the TIenkt HoiHg, Cincinnati for the past twenty years, and present proprietor, has leased the house tor a tcrai of years, and lias newly furnished and fitted It throughout. He will keep a st.rictlv first-class house, and has accommodation for SOU guests. Terms 13 per dav. No liar lias ever been kept In the HENRY HOUSE, nor will any be kept ut the PEA ROD Y. 10 22 . Notice to Trespassers. NOTICE Is hereby given to all persons not to trespass on my grounds by picking berries, tishlng. hunting, or otherwIsotrespasKing, as they will be dealt with according to law. W. 11 HERMAN. Oreenwood twp., Aug. 10, 1U75. 1( T It ESP ASH NOT1CK. All persons are forbid to trespass on mv land lu Savllle township for anv purpose whatever, and a reward of $5 will be paid for testimony that will ooaviut an, person oi such trespass. y . May 9, 1876-tf ... , Ft LANNELH A splendid: assortment of Flan oeH, just, opened by F. MORTIMER T" aVt.ES - AND CHILDREN will And 4 splendid assortment of shoes at tb one ontfirlo store of t- Mortimer." Fi''llttS.t,,! ''' ,rr"' ' r wflrsf se& fkW 1 l-sllt 'S ( I II t It I l; Ml. 4- IK' 1 II-t'tVl'liOl,llfi;nll.li;:.arurr.il.mssinp.Yr-i III. Va tii'i. unlis, Uroiifliitwi- all Srrof uloun li;- V) ili'fiiir. nkvnnnlruLTilf,ir(l!imiin','r,r-7 VtiTWs. not ret It. I mil. on rttclpt r'tV Sr5iiliWtlM.r.l.BBUsya A TALE OF A HOSE. . HYC.F.ADAMS Twas Aliard case that which happened lu Lynn ! ' Haven't heard of It, eh t Well then to begin. There's a Jew down there whom they call ' "(.lid Mose," Who travels about and buys old cl ithes.' Now Mose which the same short for Moses Had one of the biggest kind ot noses ; It had a sort ot an instep In It, And he fed It with snuff about ouoe a minute, One day he got In a bit of a row With aCertnaii Chap who had kissed his fruu. And trying to punch him.a la Maoc. Had his nose cut off close up to his face. He picked it up off the ground And ipi'ckly back In Its place 'twas bound, Keeping the bandnge upon his face, ' I'ntil it had fairly heiiled in place. Alas for Mose I 'Twa a sad mistake AVhich he in his haste thtt day did make : For, to add still more to his bitter cup. He found he had placed It wrong side up. "There's no great loss without some gall " And Moses says, lu a jocular vein. Ho arranged It so for taking snuff. As he never before csnld get enough. One thing by the way, he forgets to add .. Which makes the arrangement rather Ifcul,-- Although he can tahehls sn uff Willi ea'A He has to stand on his head to sueere. What Became of It. Two men wore. Bitting togetiiert lu, at smoking car ci the Danbury. Jitiilway nlma.i.rut t 1 1 . nlti.ti. , "I lost as lively a. colt as yau ever sow L Ins, Winter." After a )b.mu the addressed iiiart y in quired : , "Did ltdV" "JJio V" repeated the loattr sonic w lute itsentfully, "how could I 'ave lot It, if it hadn't died?" "T ,ll,l 'f 1, nr l,t tf . llv.,.,.,1 t.r,., U ...i.. f 11 cracK in.ino noor," eaia me tuner bimi In an Injared tone. " lioth lapsed into Hileitfe after that. CJfTlie skeleton of cat walked, kito Ryan's store. Ryan 3eelng lier, lvled out, "Mickey, didn't I tell ye a month 'ago to- fudo that cat a. pound iof Mtite a day until ye had hei fat "Yoi did; and lt'iu just after frdeing her a pouod," 'Hntliatcatatca pound this monnJug?' "YifH ttlr." "Shune, I think it's, a li ye'M telling. Biting me thai settle. Ncm' tiring me tkt cat." Tlaat turn ed tho scale at exactly ou pound. i.r.ii .it -n x a. .11 .1 i . i . i xiierv uiuii t jl ten ye but) ikui, vuien a fundof mato thin morDLa!-!!" "All aiglit, iny boy ; there's yen pound of suite; but wLre the devil's, the eat '("' rj" A piuvt.s planter owsad & negro in connection with another man for whom he felt a bit of carnal hatied. He took a sweet revenge, howevei, by praying, "O Lord, be pleased to bless my half of I'oinpey." , What would become of bin half of Touipey if th other man's half should happen to dic-Jjover entered ttN htad ir Vteart. Two friends were passing a church one evening, whe. a strong smell of burning leather pervaded the air. "I wonder if that Uthe oiler of sanctity," said one. "1 tbink it uiUBt be," was the quick reply, "for it smells of ao!cn." 3T A boy bas written a composition ou the turtle, in which, he saya; A tur tle is not so frisky as a man, bu,t be fun without squalling." " 63T The following order was recently left on the slate of a New Hampshire, doctor: '-"Poo, cum up to ther hous;. the old man lias got spoiS V. Ws ? an' ia!s!n' knln,"