8 THE TIMES INEW BL00MF1ELD, PA.', Al'ItlL 17; H877J The Triumph of Art In Railroad Travel. Year ly year we note the footstep of prop reus tn many directions. In no direc tion Is progress more palpable than In the tammies ottered the railroad traveler or the present day. LtoklnR back but a few years, we can nee the toiling snail-like advance made day by day by the emigrant's wagon, as It was slowly but surely drawn toward sundown by the patient ox, or the (lowly moving faun horse ; then came the old Cushioned stage coach following closely, we had the canal packet ; then the steamer on the hikes and rivers ; then the locomo tive engine aud the stage like car. Now I the palatial coach, and more than palatial drawing room and Bleeping car. l et, not satisfied with these, that marvel of mam moth western copnratiotia, the Chicago ft North-Western Kail way, as we stated some weeks ago, has developed hotel cars that will, for elegance, usefulness and real comfort, eclipse everything of the kind that has been hitherto placed in service on any road. Home of our readers seem to have some doubts about the merits of hotel cars, or their superiority over the so-called dining car, that is ruu for a few miles on Home roads. "I am not so Bure about that," said oue of our friends, as he had finished teading our first article about these hotel coaches that are to be run on the Omaha and California line of the Chicago & North-Western Hallway, "I am not bo mire I would care to take my dinner in any car, no matter how much liko a palace, while it was running at the rate of forty miles an hour." It is a saying, "that the faster you run the safer." Why, last June it will be remembered, that this road vault ed fioin Chicago to Council Mull's, in less than ten hours, the how celebrated "Jarrett and Palmer Train." On that train was a hotel car, not as large, with less wheels under it, poorer springs, and in no way as strong aud easy for riding in as these now cars are to bo, and yet, Mr. Jarrett said "while on the Chicago & North-Western line, running at an average rate of fifty miles an hour, we took our breakfast as . comfortably as we would at Dolmonioo's.in New York." It is well known tbat the Chicago & North-Western Railway is built over the roost favorable line as to grades that could be found between Chicago and the Missouri Kiver, with but few curves ; its track is mostly of heavy steel rail, gravel ballasted, with wide roadway, giving it permanence and solidty it is as smooth as a floor, all its cars strong, with plenty of wheels under them, and with springs so adjusted that the usual "bounciug" and oscillation is re dueed to the minimum. We observed last week that in an ordiuary car tho side mo tion and rising and falling of the car was -less than half an inch, and sometimes scarcely perceptible. We believe it will be found that a person will sit in these hotel cars and cat or write as comfortably as lie could at his desk or table at home ; this we choose to call the tr iumph of art in railivay travel. We learn that this new line of hotel cars is being pushed to completion as fast as the full force of workmen in the Puiiman shops can do it. We shall be certain to see them in a few weeks. Cedar liapid AY publican Feb. 1S77. MB. DIOGENES? This hlngular man lived in Greece. Ho was distinguished for his eccentricities, bad manners, and bad disposition. It was bis chief business to find fault. For exam ple, he took a lantern one day when the sun was shining brightly and went out to search for nn honest man, thereby insinuat ing that such persons were exceedingly scarce. When Alexander, a distinguished military gentleman, paid him a visit, and inquired what he could do for him, ho had the impudence to tell him to "got out of his sunshine." To cap the climax of hiB oddities, he dressed like a beggar and lived in a tub 1 lie was a sour, crabbed, crusty old bachelor. We infer that he bad no wife, first, because history does not mention her ; second, because no woman would take kindly to oue of his habits, dress, or manners, or aspire to become mistress of his mansion. "There was au old woman who lived in a shoe," it is true, but the woman who would live in a tub, and especially with such a companion, has not been heard from. The misanthropic spirit which possessed this man was doubt less due to disordered digestion aud a biliousness, one of the prominent symptoms of which is a morose, lault-linding disposi tion. The tongue is heavily coated, giving rise to a bad taste', the appetite is not good, and the patient feels dull, sleepy, or dizzy, and is apt to he fretful. Unfortunately, Mr. Diogenes lived several centuries before Dr. Tierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets were invented, a few doses of which would have relieved him of his "bile," and enabled him to find scores of "honest men" without the aid of his lantern. Under their magic influence, combined with tbat of the Golden Medical Discovery, to cleanse his blood, he might have been led to take a more cheerful view of life, to exchange his tub for a decent habitation, to "spruce up" In personal appearanco, aud at last have taken a wife to mend his clothes and his manners, both of which were in cvideut need of repairs, and be como the happy sire of little Diogeneses who would have handed down to prosterity the name, not of a eynio philosopher, but of a cheerful, heattliy, happy, virtuous man.'! A Strange Case. The London correspondent of the N. Y. Times, says : "Miss Annie Goodule, the actress, died three- weeks ago. Up to yes terday she was not buried. The corpse was warm and limp, and the features as soft and mobile as when in life. Several physicians have examined her, and have ordered that the body shall be watched night and day. The poor lady is evidently in a trance, but whether she in destined to 1 come to lite it is impossible to say. This is a Frog Story. A Mobile, Ala., paper says "Oue of the curiosities of our coast is a mammoth frog, which was lately exhibited at the New Orleans and Mobile depot. Several river men declared that it is the largest frog ever known to exist anywhere in our country. It weighed over 200 pounds. It was found under the wharf, at the foot of Government street." 1877 SPUING 1877. 1871 SPRING 1877. . 1877 SPUING 1877. SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS. If AVIN5 .Tt'RT PURCHASED for CASK, at II UW PRICKS, lots of NKW HOODS, we are enabled to otter our friends and customers UHKAT BAltUAlNS. Now ts the time to buy as there Is nn doubt but what DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS. WILL BE HIGH-ER. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. NOW IS THE TIME. NOW IS THE TIME NOW IS THE TIME. To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your Spring Purchases. Spring Purchases. Spring Purchases. Spring Purchases. Spring Purcnascs. Spring Purchases. WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL. WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL. WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL. COMB AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OKKEK. COM E AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND HEK WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER, H e Have Lots of Prints, We Have Lots of Alpaccas, We Have Lots of Fancy Dry Good, We Have Lots of Cotlonades, We Have Lots of White Goods, We Have Lots of Other Articles, That Are Tliat Are That Are That Are That Are That Are Very Very Very Very Very Very Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap.' Cheap. WK ALSO nAVE New Styles of Wall Papers. New Styles of Wall Papers. New Styles of Wall Papers. The Prettiest You Ever Saw. Come and See Them. Floor and Table Oil Cloths . AND Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND CARPETS. Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND In the handsomest patterns and best qualities. It will not cost you anything to look at thorn. SHOES FOR MEN. SHOES FOR BOYS. SHOES FOR WOMEN. All Good Styles and at Fopu lar Prices ! In fuct we have a COMPLETE STOCK of all kinds of goods, to which we ask the attention of all who can appreciate FINE GOODS r AND GREAT BARGAINS. :F. MORTIMER, NEW . BLOOMFIELD, TA. TO THE PEOPLE OF, PERRY COUNTY. ANNUAL SPRING GREETING . OF STEPHENS & BEETEM. 1877. CARLISLE CARPET HOUSE. 1877. English and Anier Iran IIRUSSELK In all the BEST make. BEAUTIFUL Three Ply CARPETS. In Drussels Designs. EXTRA ENGLISH INGRAIN AND Extra Super CARPETS CHEAP I Reautles In Hall and Stair C A R F E T S with rich match BORDERS ! ALL NEW FOR SPRING. ISTOW OPEN ! AND KEADY FOR SALE. TUB MOST ATTRACTIVE SPRING STOCK OP Carpets! Carpets! AND OIL CLOTHS! WINDOW SHADES AND FIXTUBES, Looking Glasses, MATS, HUGS, HASSOCKS, AND AVull Papers, ever before offered to the trade. STEPHENS & BEETEM, 21 EAST MAIN 8TREET, CARLISLE. CARPET CHAINS, AND FILLINGS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. WALL PAPJBHS AND DECORATIOn. FOR, Halls, Parlors and Vestibules, Chamber and Dining . Rooms, c. OIL CLOTHS! For Stairs, Tables, FlnnrH and Halls. Cut to nt in a solid piece. LOOKING GLASSES! FROM PARLOR TO KITCHEN SIZES. 30 Patterns In Home Made CAltPETS, our own manufacture. The best Wool, Cotton and Linen C'AHPKT CHAIN always on hand. AND SOLD AT Iiottonf Prices. DON'T DELAY! But come to our STORE and take a look through our NEW SPRING AND SUMMER STOCK ! DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T If you want a FULL SUIT of Suuday-go-to-meet-ing CLOTHES, If you want a ROUOH-AND-READY day work, lug SUIT, If you want a separate COAT, VEST or PANTS. If you want a HAT or CAP, If you want a TRUNK, VALISE, or SATCHEL, II you want CARPETS or OILCLOTHS, If you want SHIRTS or OVERALLS, If you want COLLARS, CUFFS or NECK-TIES, If you want GLOVES, HANDKERCHIEFS or JEWELRY, If you want an UMBRELLA or PARASOL, If you want LADIES' FURNISHING GOODS, If you want GENT'S FURNISHING GOODS, If you want TABLE CLOTHS, NAPKINS, TOW ELS, orlf you want them ALL, you can find just what wilt suit you In PRICE, QUALITY, QUANTI TY and STYLE, AT DELAY ! DELAY! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY I DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! DELAY ! ISIDOR SCHWARTZ'S .CLOTHING HOUSE "Wright's Building, NEWPORT, PENN'A. THE NEW "DOMESTIC; A DOUBLE THREAD LOCK-STITCH MACHINE. Iff to. . V 0 "" rt-'-ji -.il t, -' IT RETAINS all the Tlrtues of the Llght-Ruuulng ." DOMESTIC," Including the Automatic Tension, which was and Is the best In use. 4- Please notice our PATENT HARDENED CONICAL BEARINGS on both the Maclue and btand. Our new and o'd Ideas, worked out with brand new Machinery and Tools at our own new works. In the busy oltyof Newark. Nnw Jersey jhave given ut a standard of MECHANICAL EX. CELLENCK. Minimum of Friction, Maximum of Durability, and range of work, never heretofore reactitd In the Hewing Machine world. TO THW BTATKMENT AND THE MACHINE ITSELF C-F We invite the attention of all, exiieciully those having high mechanical Ekill or observation. N. II. All Machines fully warranted. domestic hkwinu MACJilNKCo., New York and Chioago. LADIES, VSE "DOMESTIC" PAPER lASUIOSS. I "The Beat Thin gin the West." - , , ( . ..mm. t , ' Atchison,' Topska & Santa Fe R.' ft. . t LANDS IN KANSAS. ' -- ,f500,000 ACltlON of tha i best Farming and Agricultural Lands In America, situated In and near the tieaiitlhil Cot tnnwond and llmier Arkanias Valleys, the gar den of the West, on 11 keaif Credit, with 7 per ( cent. Interest. , , i land"FARK RRFt,NUEu To purchasers of ' tTF,iT2 ".'""' w'th map, giving full Informs tlou, sent free. Address a .. , r. A- 9' JOHNSON. ' ' Acting Land Cnmralss oner, Toneka. Kansas Or. C. M. MORRIHON, aent of A. T.T5. F. R. R-.No. 26 N. 8rd St., Harrlsburg, Pa. , 4 Sni ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE. .-Ii0.TIC.EJ"!'.''reny 5,T'n 0oree Matchett and Leah M. Matched, his wife, of Miller town !?lP'f!r7qnty,nave assigned their property f.i i '2 10 th undersigned, of wlieatlleld township. Perry county, for the benefit of cred itors. All persons therefore Indebted to said as J gnors are requested to make payment and rt,Hi8?.vl"?. c!!n".1 "HI Please present them mel2tw!luu?t,3e?aV0the UnUe""""!1 ,or e"' LEWIS VOkZ BI0HAM E8J,T?,,i.OTI;E N",i,,e hereby glT en, that Letters of Administration on the ej p.J PL: 2fob Klce- Ja,e ' Savllle township, ?,0,mty- deceased, hare been granted to the subscribers residing In the same township. All persons Indebted to said estate are reonest ed to make Immediate payment, and those haT lug : claims i to present them-duly authenticated for SOlMemGUt to CHARLOTTE N. RICE, am -'"NATHAN RICE. A. M. MARKPir,, Attorney. lAdmlnlstrators. February 13, 1877 tpd ESTATE NOTICK. - Notice Is hereby gly en that Letters of Administration onlhe estate of John 8. McKlry, late ef New Buffalo borough, Perry Pa., deceased, have been granted to the undersigned residing In the same borough. All persons Indebted to said estate are request ed to make immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlement to Try , , J0HN BA8KIN. February 13, 1877.pd (Administrator. USSER & ALLEN M CENTRAL STORE NEWPORT, PENN'A., Now offer the public A RARE AND ELEGANT ASSORTMENT OF DRESS GOODS Consisting sf all shades suitable for the season. BLACK ALAPCCAS AND Mourning Goods A SPECIALITY. BLEACHED AND UNBLEACHED MUSLINB, AT VARIOUS PRICES. AN ENDLESS SELECTION OF FRINTSl We sell and do keep a good quality of SUGARS, COFFEES & SYRUPS, And everything under the head of GROCERIES ! Machine Needles and oil for all makes of Machines. To be con vi need that our goods are CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST, IS TO CALL AND EXAMINE STOCK. No trouble to show goods. Don't forget the CENTRAL STORE, Newport, Perry : Connty, Pa. 18 TAKEN INTERNALLY, AND POSITIVELY CURES RHEUMATISM, 6OUT1 NEURALGIA AND LUMBAGO. 010 BY DRUGGISTS EVERY WHERE. SEND FOR CIH- HiLPHENSTINIE A DENTLEY, CHUGGISTS, WASHINGTON, 0. C. WV For sale by wholesale Druggists la Pitts burg and Philadelphia. , 351y N OW IS THE TIME TO PLANT. IT PAY ft .4 a To plant FRUIT TREES and GRAPE VINES. They will yield 50 per cent, more protit tun tha ordinary crops, and pay fur theuuelves the ttrot year tlity bear. . ... 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