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THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIED, PA;, APRIL 10. 1877.
Tho Bloomfiold Times
STJUA.M
JOB. OFFICE)
WEED
AUCTIONEERS.
TAMES CLEELAND
J Auctioneer,
Otters his services to the citizens of Perry and
Jumberland counties. Punt office address,
Sliermansdale, Perry co., Pa.
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D.HENRY,
A UCTIONEER.
IS THE PLACE TO GET
Plain and Fancy
SALE BILLS,
PAMPHLETS,'
LETTER-HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS,
INVITATIONS,
TICKETS,
BILL-HEADS,
&c, &c, &c, &c.
Jit tlie Shortest Notice
AND MOST
REASONABLE RATES.
B
ALL SCALES.
LB. MARYANERTH, D. W. DEKR and
JAMES U. GEIEH. known as
" The Ball Scale Company,"
have now on hand ? large supply of Buoy's Patent
COUNTKK SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap
est and best Connter Scaleln the market.
For Scales, or Agencies in Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress "The Ball Scale Company," Pottsvllle,
sSchuylklllcounty, Fa.
v For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
(plytothe undersigned, where they can be seen
-and examined aay time.
J LETBY & BRO.,
Newport, Perry oo., Pa.
FRANK MORTIMER,
?tf New Bloomfleld,Perryco.,Pa.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and lndlsoretions ot youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c., I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was, discovered by
a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed
envelope to the Key. Joseph T. Inman,
Station D, Bible House, New York City. 16b ly
Late Immense Dlscovories by STANLEY and oth
ers are just added to the only complete
Life and Labors of Livingstone.
This Veteran Explorer ranks among the most
heroic figures of the Century, and this book is one
of the most attractive, fascinating, richly Illus
trated and Instructive volumes ever issued.
Being the only entire and authentic life, the mil
lions are eager for it. and wide-awake agents ara
wanted quickly. For proof and terms address
HUBBARD BROS., Publishers, 733 Sansom Street,
Philadelphia.
50
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE.
Notice Is hereby given that James Irvine and
wife, ot Saville township, Perry county. Pa., by
deed of voluntary assignment nave assigned all
the estate, real and personal, of the said James
Irvine to Thos. H. Milligan, of the borough of
Newport, county and state aforesaid. In trust for
the benefit of the creditors of the said James
Irvine. All persons therefore Indebted to said
said James Irvine, will make payment to the will
assignee, and those havingclalms or demands the
make known the sarin wttiout deUy.
THOS. H. MILLIGAN,
January 30, 1877. Assignee.
NOTICK. The undersigned hereby elves no
tice to all persons Indebted to him. that their
accounts must be settled on or before the first of
March. After that no further indulgence will be
granted. CHRISTIAN STOUFFER.
Shermansdale, Jan. 9, 1877. pd
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,
A Sterling Remedy Ton Diseases and
Injuries of the Skin j A Healtiiful
Beautifier of td Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Pkeventino and Re
lieving: RHKUMATIBM AND GOUT, AND AN
Unequaled Disinfectant, Deoduuizeb
AND COUNTEIt-IaitlTANT.
Glenn's Stdphur Soap, besides eradi
cating local diseases of the kin, banishes
delects of tho complexion aud imparls to it
gratifying clearness and smootlmcrs.
Sulphur Batli ara eclebratod for cu
ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin,
us well us Rheumatism and Gout, Glenn'
Sulphur Soap produces the same effects
at a most trifling expense. This admirable
specific also speedily heals tort, brnuct,
tealdi, burns, sprain nni evti. It removes
dandruff and prevents the hair from fulling
oat and turning gray.
Clothing and. linen used In tho sick room1
is disinfected, and diseases communicable by
contact with, tho person, prevented by it.
The Mndjoal Fraternity sapclion Its use.
JPnrc8,ieS -nd50 Cents pep. Cake, Peb
Box, 13 Cakes,) 00c and $1.20.
TN. ft. Buy largo orient and tlwreby economic. Salt
to U ltrnitli.il.
, mil's Hair and WhiAerl)re,M Black
tor Brown, 6c.
.rtJ.CElTTEMOrnj'rlJKjtk ArJI,
".CENTENNIAL,"
"GENERAL FAVORITE" for Manufacturing.
SUPERIOR TO ALL IN
Simplicity, Efficiency, Durability, Strength and Lightness.
" GOOD AGENTS WASTED."
SEND
WEED SEWING MACHINE COMPANY,
KlOy Chestnut Htrcct,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
11 7 18t
Newport Advertisements.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones & Son,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the HIGHEST PRICKS the market will alt'ord,
will be paid for all kinds of
GRAIN,
FLOUK,
TRODUCE.
SEEDS AND
RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH,
SALT,
PLASTER,
CEMENT,
COAL,
IRON, ,
STEEL,
HORSE SHOES, Sc., &C.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
S. Orders promptly tilled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 tf
JEWPOBT DRUG STORE.
Having on hand complete assortment of the fol
lowing articles, tbe aulwcriber asks a share of your
patroiiare.
Drtigs and Medicines,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Alse a full stock of
Concentrated Romedics,
ESSENTIAL OILS,
Brushes, Perfumeryt
HAT. II OIL,
- AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Careidly ml Promptly Filled
B. M. EB Y,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
XEWPORT, PA.
Bole Agent for Lorllard's 8uperlor Tobaccos.
-Country Merchants snnnlled with Oooda
at Philadelphia prices.
" Your rders are solicited. 9 41
Iff II. S. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kind of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take good Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for
Lumber, &c. We use Clearlield Plus and Hem
lock only.
W. B. & COOK t CO.,
Newport, Terry CeM Pa.
October 10, 1876.
IMPOHTANT NOTICE The subscriber
late of tbe ttrm of Khoade Smith, would
respectfully inform tlie citizens of BLA1N
and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new
wagons and re nil r old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY pereauL cheaper than
tbe old It mi.
-Ciive me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
, . . . JACOB BMUU.
Blab, August , 1807o
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pterins Moderate and everv exertion mail
to render satisfaction. otf
Auctioneer. The underaiirned nlves
notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and
proinptattentlon wlllbe given.
New HillTalo,
Perrv Co.. Pa.
DAVID M'COY, .
Auctioneer
Chareos verv low. Pnt nfliee address
Ickesburg Penn'a- 8t
B. HARNISH,
AUCTIONEEH,
Delville. Perrv Co.. Pa. Chanes mmlernte. and
satisfaction guaranteed. & tt
N
EW SHOE SHOP I
The undersigned respectfully Informs the citi
zens of Bhmintteld anil viol ill t v. that thev have
opened a shoe-shop In the room of F.B. Clouser,
recently occupied as a Law-office, by Calvin Nell,
son. Esq., where they will do work at panio prlc
es,, (repairing made a specialty at prices to suit
the times) from in to 20 per cent. saved bv patron
i.ingonr snop. our motto is "quicg sales and
sliovt profits). Terms cash, or country produce,
but positively no credit.
L,EVt It. rtWAKT7i U.,
Mew Blooinlield, Fa.
ilanuarjlS, 1870 tf
- For Sale by F. Mohtimer, New Rloomfleld,
Perry county. Pa.
VEltY LADY SHOULD
HAVE ONE OF OUR
IMPROVED 1'LAITEIIS,
adapted to all kinds of goods, nnd to all the dif
ferent and fashionable styles of Platting. Simple
and easily managed, It Is Just the article every
lady needs.
Sent hy mall, postage paid, ou receipt of price,
fioii. Send for Clroular. ' ,
Address
N. V. TREADLE M'F'O CO..
04 CbrManrff Street New York.
JUE PERRY HOUSE,
New Hlooiiiflelfl, Terry Co., Pa.,
THOS. SUTCII, Ptoprietm-.
PENTENNIAL HOTEL,
J (Formerly the Bwcgcr Houbc,)
MAIN STREET,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA.
JOS. S. SMITH, .... Proprietor,
Having good accommodations for regular or
transient boarders, a share of public patronage
is solicited. id iv
HE MANSION HOUSE,
New BloomfleM, Pcnu'n.,
I). M. RINESMITH, . . Proprietor.
This well-known hotel has lately beenenlarged
repainted and re-tit ted. Best accommodations
atloided. " Careful hostlers always in attend
ance. 93a tt
STOIIK STAMI AND FAItM FOH
SAL K. A First-rate Farm In Juniata co.,
Ph.. also a Store StaHd nnd Stock of (loons. For
further particulars address SAMUEL BUCK,
Port RoaI. Juniata Co., Pa. , 36 3m
H
OME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
I would respectively Inform my friends that I In
teuri calling upon them with a supply ot good
of my
6WN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
OASSIMEKS, '
OASSINETS,
FLANNELS, (Plalnand bar'd)
CARPETS, &o
toexchangefor woo orsellfor cash.
J. M.B1XLER.
Centre woolen Factokt. fl, 17,4m
pEABODY-HOUSE,
CORNER OF LOCUST AND NINTH STS. ,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Convenient to all places of amusement and car
lines In the city. No changes to and from the
Centennial grounds.
Col. Watson, proprietor of the Henrt House,
Cincinnati for the past twenty years, and present
proprietor, has leased the house for a term of
vears, aud has newly furnished and fitted It
throughout. He will keep a strictly tlrst-class
house, and has accommodation tor sou guests.
Terms ! per dav.
- No Bar has ever been kept In the HENRY
HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA
BODY. 10W
Notice to Trespassers.
NOTICE Is hereby given to all persons not to
trespass on my grounds by picking berries,
ttshtnu, hunting, or othrrwlsetrespasslng, as they
will be dealt with according to law.
W. H HERMAN.
Greenwood twp., Aug. 10. 1876. tf
TRESPASS NOTICE. All persons are
forbid to trespass on uiy land Its. baville
towns-hip for any purpose whatever, and a reward
of $5 will be paid for testimony that will convict
any person of such trespass. AJ5DBEW LQy
May 9, lSifltt . ;
F
it.ANN'Kt.R A inlenrilri' assortment of Plan
uels. just opened by t MORTIMER
TADIES AND CHILDREN will And
j splendid assort moot of shoes at the ona
one prlc storo of Y. Mortimer.
yLf'i,fi I rrrril I P" rr-(nffl ttfVi?U
i9ri''vvvs(nu 1 1: Mi,i,u;rn.JiJ
yf; Minsi'ii i n: i mhi:. uiir i..rtniiiimp.r"-
l4t tin. r nM. Itroitrhiti A- all hrrofiiloas r
H j .hili'i'. Ask Ti'srilriitehlfiirOsman'sy.''0?
li l,r li not gut it. I will, oh rwtlpt Jrfll
Schlaushelmer Pltes Himself Mlt a Dog.
Vone of iloe days. Mrs. Hcliliiuslielmer
hears a noise In shtreet outil. Bhe roon
outdundlt vas Hiihlnnslietiner sitting
on Ills pack kicking mlt his heels In the;
nlrlip. Unil hesplilts nilt his inouilt,
und slitatnls nilt his heuil on, nnd cry
outd :
'I haf the hydra doir plte me. I haf
pite myself mlt a innd dog I"
Undderevns n poodlo rootling the
shtreet up; and eferybody let him go
shoost so fast ns dey could. Und Mrs.
Bchlausheliner got frightened, und she
say : i
'Shall I roott und got kerwlckn doctor
many"
"No," he says, "I might die pefore he
comes, und den vould come pack and pe
a hounted house werefer you vas. You .
know tie noosepnper sas dot ven you
pite yourself ruit a.shnakes or hydrant-
fobla, de only tings vat Vas or some- .
sings goot, vas plenty vlsky a whole
gallon full."
Bo she put him awf his leetle hedt,
und vent und got dot vlsky. Und
Schlaushelmer vas awful sick ; und if
he vould hear t'tme dog In the shtreet
park, he vould park dree. Den Mrs.
Bchlausheliner vould had to glf him
some visky to make him shtop park
ing. Den she soys, "Bchlauslieiiiier, vere
you got piled V"
. Den he says, "Ou de sldevalk."
Den she says, "Vot part of you, I
mean, Is dot hydrantfobi V"
Den he says, "It vas all ofer me."
Den she says, "Let me sen vere dot
dog plte you, so I can put In on a
mustard blaster, und draw dot pite
oudt.
Den he says, "You don't can draw
him oudt ; und maype you caught de
hydrantfobia pesides ; und It vas only .
vonc hydrantfobla vlsky in de house
'genough.".
Den she says, "Let me go for Dr.
Bonnenschmidt."
Den he says, "No ; dot's no . goot ,
bologa sausages vas petter. Prlng som ;
I vas hoongry." . ,
Denhesnys, "Don't you know de ,
brlnclple of homeojiathy 'dot same
tings cure dot same ting. Veil I 'got .
pite on de outside py a dog, so I vill
vaccinate myself on de Inside mlt a
sausage. Dot's tie only ting besides
blenty of vlsky, dot vas for It some
goot."
Veil, so soon he eat dot sausage he
park a leetle. Den he says, "Dot's a
goot sign. Dot vaccination took right
avay. Give me a leetle more visky."
Den he got shleepy, but efery time she
shtart for de doctor, he vould vake and
park a leetle, und call for a leetle vlsky."
At de last he vas sound shleeplng. Und
she vent and got Dr. Bonnenschmidt.
Dr. Bonnenschmidt says, "Vere did
Schlaushelmer plte himself." -
Mrs. Bchlausheliner says, "On his
pack, near his ankle."
So dey look on his pack undhlsunkle,
but dey don't found no pite.
1
(fy They were hu.sband and wife, and
as they stood before the Guard's Monu
ment in Waterloo-place, she anked:
"What's that figure on top V" "That's
a goddess," he answered. "And what's
goddess " "A woman who holds her '
tongue," he replied. She looked side
ways nt him, and then began planning
to make a peach pie with the stones in '
it for the benefit of his sore tooth.
63" Scene, the tlsh market in Paris. A
lady appears, accompanied by u lovely
little girl. "How much for that 5"'
"Oh, what a sweet little angel of a
child. It Is thirty sous, wadame. Ah,
the darling ! Let me" embrace It ! The
living image of Its mother." .
"Thirty sous V I'll give yo.u twenty."
"Twenty V Get out of that with your
little baboon!"
$3J" A bad boy, was picked up by his
ma, the other night, for some mis-tleed,"
and tanned with her slipper until he
was standing right in the way of a
shoemaker's shop caught in a cyclone.
When he got away at last, he was told
to sit down and learn a verse in his
Bible before be could get a bit of supper,
and when he was called up to recite he
said : "The wicked's tanned in slippery
places."
63" Two little boys- were met after
dark by a fellow who demanded their
money. Said one of them, "I have no
money," This might have been suffi
cient answer. But the other made
assurance doubly sure by adding. "And
I haven't any pocket to put money in."
C3T" Courtship is bliss," said ail
ardent young man. "Yes," aud matri
mony Is a blister, snarled an iM bud
elor.