THE TIMES, NEW BLOQMFIELD, FA MARCH -37,' 1877. PROF. TYNDALL'S WARNING. tn conolnding an address to the students of University College (London) 1'rof. Tyu dall, who is unquestionably one of the most indefatigable brain workers of 'our century, said, "taka, care of your health. Imagine Hercules as oarsman In a rotten boat ; what can he do there but by , the very force of his stroke expedite the tutu of his craft. Take care of the timbers of your boat." The distinguished scientist's advloe is equally valuable to all workers. We are apt to devote all our energies to wielding the oars, our strokes fall II rm and fast, but few of ns examine or even tuiuk of the condition of our boats until the broken or rotten timbers suddenly give . way and we find ourselves the victims of a calamity which could have been easily arolded by a little forethought. What be gan with a slight fracture, or perhaps even careless exposure to disorganizing iu rluennes, ends in the complete wreck of the life-boat. The disease which began with a slight headache or an undue ex posure to cold terminates in death, unless its progress be Checked, and the disease remedied. The first symptoms, the heralds of disease, give no indication of the strength of the on-coming foe, and the victim trusts that bis old ally, Nature, will exterminate the invader, lint Disease is an old general and accomplishes his most important movements in the night-time, and some bright morning finds him in possession of one of the strongest fortifi cations ; and when he has once gained a stronghold in the system Nature ignomini ously turns traitor and seoretly delivers up the whole physical armory to the invader. Like the wily politicians, Nature is always on the strongest side, and the only way to insure her support is to keep your vital tlMwera in the ascendant. Keep your strong .est forts the stomach and liver well .guarded. Do not let the foe enter the arterial highways, for he will steal or .destroy your richest merchandise and im poverish your kingdom. To rupulse the at tacks of the foe you can find no better am munition than Dr. Pierce's Family Medl .cine8. (Full directions accompany each package.) His pleasant Purgative Pellets are especially effective in defending the .stomach and liver. His Golden Medical Discovery for purifying the blood and ar resting coughs and colds. If you wish to become familiar with the most approved system of defense in this warfare, and the history of the foe's method of invasion, (together with complete instructions for (keeping our forces in martial order in iirae of peace, you can And no better man ual of these tactics than "The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser," by It. V. Pierce, M. D., of the World's Dis pensary, Buffalo, N. Y. Bent to any ad dress on receipt of $1.50. It contains over nine hundred pages, illustrated by two hundred and eighty-two engravings and colored plates, and elegantly bound in cloth and gilt. On Hunt of a Wife. The Baltimore "Sun" of Friday says : " Quite a sensation was created at the of lice of Bayview Trustees in the City Hall yesterday by a 70-year-old farmer who ap plied for a permit to visit Bayview Asylum (or the purpose of choosing a wife. The novel wife-seeker is a German, living in Ual ti more county, on the Belair road, and speaks so little English that his wishes were not fully understood until addressed in his mother-tongue by Colonel Snyder. He then Btated, in a business-like way, that he wanted a wife, and wished to take his choice from the females at Bayview. The sincerity of the old man in urging his singular request caused his hearers to smile, and he appeared annoyed at the mat ter being treated with levity. He said that even years ago, wanting a wife, the idea struck him that perhaps he could find one at Bayview. He obtained permission to visit the institution, made known his re quest, andwas aided by the superintendent in making a suitable selection from the large number on hand. He ' popped the question' without ceremony. The woman consented without ceremony, the marriage ceremony was solemnized, and the couple lived very happily together until her death three years ago. . She made him a good ' frail,' he said, and now that he has rever ed her memory three years, he wishes to try the Bayview lottery once more. Colonel Snyder furnished a permit to the institu tion, accompanied by a note to Superin tendent Mitchell 'to accomodate the bearer' and the old man went ononis way rejoicing. In the afternoon he returned in company with his wife, both of them as happy as the circumstances would permit. Purveyor Hiss ungallantly suggests that if it become generally known that applicants go to (Bayview for wives the institution will have to be enlarged." Going for the Chinamen. Great excitement is prevailing in Chico, Cal., from the fact that anumber of citi zens on Saturday rooming received threat ening letters through the post-office, read' ing : " Get rid qf your Chinese help within fifteen days, or suffer the consequence. " An officer received notice warning him if he attempted to discover who killed the Chiuamen he would be himself killed. Talking is becoming common on the street of formine a vigilance committee. Re wards offered thus far aggregate $3,500, inoluding fl.HOO from the State. Two voung men were arrested on suspicion. Cirou instances point strongly to one of them. The matter is creating a general sensation, and the press of the city are pronounced in demanding the discovery and punishment of the oriminals. rsfjobn Lindermuth, of Newcastle, Pa., was found on Tuesday, frozen to death at Flowery Field, lie has been missing since the 10th instant. 1877 SPUING 1877. 1877 SPUING 1877, , . 1877 SPRING 1877. '(, SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS HAVINO JUST PURCHASED for DASH, at MW PRICKS. Ints nt NKW f!(Kl '. are enabled to Oder our friends and customers UKKAT HAUGA1NB. Now is the tlmeto buy as there Is no doubt but what DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL BR HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHKR. DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER. DRY-GOUDB WILL BE HIGHER. NOW IS THE TIME. NOW IS THE TIME NOW IS THE TIME. To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your To Make Your Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Purchases. Purchases. Purchases. Purchases. Purcnases. Purchases. WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL. WHILE THE 8TO0K IS FULL. WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND 8KB WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND BKE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER. We Have Lots of Prints, We Have Lots of Alpaccas, We Have Lots of Fancy Dry Goods, We Have Lots of Cottonades, We Have Lots of White Goods, We Have Lots of Other Articles, TJiat Are That Are TJmt Are That Are That Are That Are Very Very Very Very Very Very Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap: Cheap. WE ALSO HAVE New Styles of Wall Papers. New Styles of Wall Papers. New Styles of Wall Papers. The Prettiest You Ever Saw, Come and See Them. Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND CAItPETS ! Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND CARPETS. Floor and Table Oil Cloths AND ; ' In the handsomest patterns and best qualities. It will not cost you anything to look at them. , SHOES FOR MEN-. SHOES FOR BOYS. SHOES FOR WOMEN. All Good Styles and at Popu lar Prices ! In fact we have a COMPLETE STOCK ol all kinds of goods, to which we ask the attention of all who can appreciate imsrE GOODS AND GREAT BARGAINS. F. MORTIMER, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. TO THE PEOPLE OP PERRY COUNTY. ANNUAL SPRING GREETING OF STEPHENS &, BEETEM. 1877. CARLISLE CARPET HOUSE. 1877. English and Amer ican BRUSSELS In all the BEST makes. m BEAUTIFUL Threw riv CARPETS. In ltrussels Designs. EXTRA ENGL1R1I INGHAIN AND Extra Super CARVE TS Villi AV I Beauties In Hall and Stair CARPETS with rich match BORDERS ! i ALL NEW FOR SPRING. NOW OPIUTST ! ' AND READY FOR &ALE. t the most Attractive sfrino stock of Carpets Carpets AND OIL CLOTHS I WINDOW SHADES AND FIXTURES, Looking Glasses, . MATS, MUGS, HASSOCKS, AND Wall Papers, ever before offered to the trade. STEPHENS & BEETEM, 21 EAST MAIN STREET, CARLISLE. . CARPET CHAINS, AND FILLINGS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. WALL PAPBHS AND DKCOHATIOm, FOR Halls, Parlors and Vestibules, Chamber and ITlnlng Rooms, &c. OIL CLOTHS! . For Stairs. Tables, Floor and Halls. Cut to Ut In a solid piece. LOOKINO GLASSES! FROM PARLOR TO KITCHEN SIZES. 30 Patterns In Home Made CAItPETS, our own manufacture. The best Wool, Cotton and Linen CAKPKT CITAIV always on band. AND SOLD AT Bottom l'ricen. A FEW DOLLARS Will go a good way jimt now m we have made ANOTHER GREAT REDUCTION In order to clear off our Winter Stock, and make room for our large SPRING STOCK which is now being manufactured. " CLOTHING, CARPETS, &c. Men's Clothlne Verv Chean. Men's Clothing Very Cheap. Youth's Clothing Very Cheap. Youth's Clothing Very Cheap. Boys' Clothing Very Cheap. Boys Clothing Very Cheap. Children's Clothing Very Cheap. Children's Clothing Very Cheap. ood Room Carpet Very Cheap. tood Room Carpet Very Cheap. Common Room Carpet Very Cheap. Common Room Carpet Very Cheap. Stair Carpet Very Cheap. , Floor Oilcloth Very Cheap. Htalr Oil-Cloth Very Cheap. Table Oll-Cloih Very Cheap. ; ' Trunks Very Cheap. Valises Very Cheap. Satchels Very Cheap. iuni Coats Very Cheap, (rum Blankets Very Cheap. lorse Blankets Very Cheap. Bed Blankets Very Cheap. Men's Hats Very Cheap. Boy's Hats Very Cheap. And many other goods besides the forget to give us a call. LADIES' and GENT'S' FURNISHING GOODS. &c. Shawls Very Cheap. Hour's Very Cheap. Towels Very Cheap. Table Covers Very Cheap. Corsets Very Cheap. Collars Very Cheap. Cuffs Very Cheap. Jewelry Very Cheap. Pocket-Books Very Cheap. Skirts Very Cheap. Nubias Very Cheap. Furs Very Cheap. Underwear Very Cheap. Ties Very Cheap. Shirts Very Cheap. Overalls Very Cheap. Overshlrts Very Cheap. Blockings Very Cheap. Handkerchiefs Very Cheap. Bed Spreads Very Cheap. 1 Hair Bwltches VeryCkeap. Cmbrellas Very Cheap. Shirt Bosoms Very Cheap. Accordions Very cheap. Paper and Envelopes ery Cheap- above, will be sold very LOW. Don't I S I D O 11 SCHWARTZ, "Wright's Building, NEWPORT, FEJSTJST'A. " the NEW "DOMESTIC," A DOUBLE THREAD LOCK-STITCH MACHINE. .y.-.t tyVvx:- IT RRTAINS all the virtues of the Light-Running " DOMESTIC," Including the Automatio Tension, which was and Is the best In use. I - 3. Please notice our FATKNT HARDENED CONICAL BEARINGS on both the Macine and btand. ' Our new and old ideas, worked out with brand new Machinery and Tools at our own new works. In the busy oltyof Newark, New Jersey liave given us a standard of MECHANICAL KX CELLENCK. Minimum of Friction, Maximum of Durability, and range ol work, never heretofore reached In the Hewing Machine world. TO THIS STATEMENT AND THE MACHINE ITSELF dT We invite the attention of all, especially those having high mechanical skill or observation. N. B. All Machines fully warranted. UOMK9TIC BKWIJitt MACHINE CO., , New York and Chicago. IAOIF.8, I'SE DOMESTIC PATEU rASlIIOKS "The Beat Thing In the Wsit," - Atchison, Topaka & Santa Fe R. R, r. j 3sr d b ' N IN KANSAS. u,noo,ooo ACHES of the best Farmlnganrt Arl(uHunit Lands In America, situated In and near the beautifi-.! Col. tonwoud and Upper Arknnsiis Valleys, tle gar den of the West, on 11 Years' Credit, with 7 per cent. Interest. , -FARK REFUNDED To purchasers of land. -Circulars, with i mnp, giving full Informa tlou, sent free. Address A. H. JOHNSON. Acting Land Commissioner, Topeka. Kansas. Or, CM. MORRISON, agent of A.. T. 8. F It. K., No. 26 N. 8rd St., Harrisburg, l'a, 4 ,1m ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE. Notice Is hereby given that John Yohn of Car roll township, Perry county, Penn'a., by deed of voluntary deed of aislgnment ha assigned all the estate, real and personal of the said John Yohn to A. M. Fleck, of Shermansdale, county and state aforesaid. In trust for the benellt of the creditors of the said John Yohn. All persons therefore Indebted to the said John Yohn. will make payment to the said assignee, and those hnvingclalms or demands will make known the same without delay. A- M- FLECK, January 30, 1877. Assignee. ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE. NOTICE Is hereby given that George Matchett and Leah M. Matchett, his wife, of Miller town ship, Perry county, have assigned their property and ellects to- the undersigned, of Wneatneld township, Perrycounty, for the benefit of cred itors. All persons therefore Indebted to Ha Id as signors are requested to make payment and those having claims, will please present them duly authenticated tothe undersigned tor settle ment without delay. . SOLOMON BIOIIAM, Assignee, LEWI8 POTTER, Atty. Ieb.20 INSTATE NOTICE. Notice is hereby rIt Li en, that Letters of Administration on the es tate of Jacob Rice, late of Savllle township, Perry county, deceased, have been granted to the subscribers residing In the same township. All persons Indebted to said estate are request ed to make Iminedinte payment, and those hav ing claims to present them duly authenticated for settlement to CHARLOTTE N. RICE, . JONATHAN RICE, A. M. Mahkel, Attorney. Administrators, February 13, 1877-fltpd 3718TATE NOTICE. Notice Is hereby glv li en that Letters of Administration on th estate of John 8. McElvy, late ef New Buffalo borough, Perry Pa., deceased, have been granted to the undersigned residing In the same borough. All persons Indebted to said estate are requests ed to make Immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated foe settlement to JOHN BASKIN. February 13, 1877.pd Administrator. INCORPORATION NOTICE. NOTICE Is hereby given that application win' be made at the April term of the Court of Quarter Sesslons.for a decree Incorporating the town of Hlain and vicinity Intoa Borough, under the general borough laws of this State. t W. D. MESSERMAN, Sec. March 6tb, 1877. jypSSER & ALLEN ' CENTRAL STORE NEWPORT, PENN'A. ' Now offer the public' A RARE AND ELEGANT ASSORTMENT OF DRESS GOODS" Consisting sf all shades suitable for the season. BLACK ALAPCCAS AND .,' Mourning Goods 4 A SPECIALITY. BLEACHED AND UNBLEACHED MTisriiisrs; AT VARIOUS PRICES. AN ENDLESS SELECTION OF PRINTS! ' We sell and do keep a good quality ol SUGARS, COFFEES & SYRUPS, And everything under the head of GROCERIES ! Machine Needles and oil for all makes of Machines. To be convinced that our goods are . CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST, IS TO CALL AND EXAMINE STOCK. - No trouble to show goods. Don't forget the CENTRAL STORE, Newport, Perry County, Pa. IS TAKEN INTERNALLY, AND POSITIVELY CURES RHEUMATISM, GOUT. NEURALGIA AN0 LUMBAGO. S010 BY tWUGSISTJ EVERYWHERE. (END f OK CW- tlpHENSTIHE A BCNTLEY. DrtUUUISl S, WASHINGTON, 6. C . For sale by wholesale Druggists la Pitts burg aud Philadelphia, ,. . 33 lr