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ANNOUNCEMENT FOR 1877 The number for January bwina the nineteenth vol Mineof thin Magazine, and while It pant record will, It m honed, be deemed a mifflcient KUaranteB of future 'xeelleuce, no effort will be aptired to diversify Ha attractions and to provide ap luereaaed tupply of Popular Heading in the Best and Most Emphatic tense The frreat oblect and constant aim of the conductor will be to furnish the public with Letrrature Utitertain tnent of a Kenned and Varied Character, a well an to prenent in a graphic and atrikitiK manner the mont re tent Information and aonndeat viewn on anbieeta of General Interest, in a word, to render Lippluoott's Magazine ethkiuirly distinctive In Those Matures that are Mont Attractive in Mag azine Literature. In addition to the General Attractions of Llpnln cotfs Magazine the Publisher! would invite atUMiuou to a new aerial story x 44 The Marquis of Losslo," by Oeonre McDonald author of " Malcoln1 " Alice orben," "Robert Falconer," etc. TKK MS. 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FOR THROUGH TICKETS to FERNANDINA, Jacksonville, St. Augustine, Sanford, Enter prise, and Intermediate landings on St. John's River and Interior points in FLORIDA, by steam boat to SAVANNAH, and thence by railroad or steamboat, apply to WM. L. JAMES, General Agent, Philadelphia and iouthern Mail & S. Co., 416 South Delaware Avenue, Philadelphia. 49c3m ACAKD.-To all who aro suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, c, I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OK CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joskph T. Inman, Station D, Bible pouee, New York City. (16b ly GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterling Remedy Fob Diseases and Injuries of the Skin j A Healtiifuii Bkactifieb of th Complexion; A Rb- LIABLK MbANC OF PREVENTING: AND RE lieving rnkcmatihm and goot, and an Unf.quai.ed Disinfectant, Deodorizer and counter-iukitant. Glenn' Sulphur Soap, besides eradl ating local diseases of the skin, banishes ielecis of the complexion and imparts to it gratifyiug clearness and smoothness. Sulphur Baths aro celebrated for cu ring eruptions and other discuses pf the skin, us woll ua Kliiumatism and Gout Glenn' Sulphur Soap produces tho intna etiWits at a mot trilhug exponse. This admirablo epociflo also speedU heuU ncren, bruwet, folds, hunt, tpraint and e-ult. . It removes dandruff and prevents the liuir from falling out and turning gray. Clothing and linen used in tho sick room is disinfected, and diseases communicable by contact with tlio person, prevented by It. The Mcdioul Fraternity sanction its use. Prices, 25 and SO Cknts ieb Cake, Pes Bos, (8 Cakes,) 00c and f 1.20. - N. B. Buy tlx largs akH soil thereby economlH. 8.M kjr all lruf (l.u. , "nill't Hair and WhUkerlye," Black or Brown, 60o. CN. CEiniSTOS, Prop'r, 7 fciith Av. U it. s. (X)ok & (X)., Agree to sell all klnclnf LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for I.E8S MONEY than any other dealers in this county. We will also take giod Timber ou the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange fur Lumber, &c, We use Clvarllelil Pine and Hem lock only. W. R. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, Perry Co., Pa October 10, 1878. jyjUSSER & ALLEN CENTRAL STORE NEWPORT, PENN'A. Now Oder tho public A RARE AND EI.EOASfT ASSORTMENT OK DRESS GOODS Consisting of all shades suitable for the season. 11LA CK ALP AC CAS AND Mourning Goods A SPECIALITY. ' BLEACHED AND UNBLEACHED MUSLINS. AT VARIOUS Fit ICES. Ay ENDLESS SELECTION OK 1'KINTS! We sell and do keep a good quality of SUGARS, COFFEES & SYRUPS, And everything under the head of GROCERIES ! Machine Needles and oil for all makes of Machines. To be convinced that our goods are CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST, 18 TO CALL AND EXAMINE STOCK. No trouble to show goods. Don't forget the CENTRAL STORE, ..Newport, Perry County, Pa. IMPOItTANT NOTICE The subscriber late of the firm of Rhoades Hmitli, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-HltOP, and Is prepared to make new waiious and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per cent, cheaper than the old firm. JWUlvemeacall. Satisfaction sunranteed. JACOB HMIT1I. Blaln, August 8, 1867. IS TAKEN INTERNALLY, AND POSITIVELY CURES RHEUMATISM, GOUT, NEURALGIA AND LUMBAGO. ?! OLD BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. SEND FUR CIR- MWflTO. HfcL PHENSTINE A BENTLEY. UHUGtilSIOi WAdHiNUlUN, D, C. . For sale by wholesale Druggists In Pitts burg and Philadelphia. , a51y pEABODY HOUSE, . . CORNER or LOCU8T akd NINTH 8T8. , PHILADELPHIA, PA. , Convenient to all places of amusement and car lines in the eity. No changes to and from the Centennial grounds. Col. Watson, proprietor of the ITbnrt House, Cincinnati for the past twenty years, and present proprietor, has leased the house for a term of years, and has newly furnished and fitted it throughout. He will keep a strictly tlrst-olass house, and has accommodation lor 300 guests. Terms per day. - No Bar has ever been kept in the H ENRY HOUBE, nor will any be kept ut the PEA BODY. , 1022 tiX fm tpnrfd tr Mi. rorfEnn.A mA -inmvsuii Lit iu hu-ucto- PIIOSrHlTK l UK V.. store forCMxims-' I tins, fought, BrourfcUu I all Srrofulou UfiHi. lik !eirdrn'.'lilf.r hmn' be feasant irat it, 1 will . fjijiwlli hultles. C.l W For Bala by F. Moktiubb, New Bloomtlsld, Poiry county, Pa. MODtIL PRESS Beht is run ttonxD k'or UuiilncM Men nid Vm I'rlittrra. TtlfDnwi( (a dm, Head two S oenl lumpi for ft profutFlj Ulot- I'rioti I.Ut, utttJd, llow t -! H t n- i, L Co., ltr. Bud inio In typ PENTENNIAL HOTEL, J (Formerly the Bweger House,) MAIN STREET, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO.. PA. J08. 8. SMITH, . T '- : . Proprietor. Having good accommodation for regular or transient boarders, a share of public patronage I solicited. 10 ltf 0 . aww Newport Advertisement. JONES' BROST&CO., ( Formerly John Jones A Hon.) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of the farniHrs, and the public generally, as the HKillK.HT PKICKH the market will afford, will he pniil for all kinds of GRAIN, II.OUH, PRODUCE. Hli KDH AND RAILROAD TI ICS We have constantly ou hand, FISH. MA 1,1, ( PLA8TKK, CEMENT, COAL, IRON, STEEL, ' IIOKSK SHOES, &c Sc. FOR MALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. . Orders promptly lliled. Newport. July 2n, 1875 t' J B. HARTZELL", Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,' .VKWIOltT, IM. Sole Ancnt for Lorllard's Superior Tobnecns. Country Merchants supplied with (ioods at Philadelphia prices. Your orders are solicited. 9 44 JyJEWPORT DRUG STORE. HstIuk on hind a complete ortment ot the fol lowluif rttcli, the sulwcrlher wits a slun-enr your patronage. Drug and Medicine, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Alses full stock of. Concentrated Kennedies, ESSENTIAL OILB, Rrnsbes, Pcrfumeryt HAIH oir AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOIi FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES Sj- S 5j PIIYMCIAXS ORDERS Vitri-ft'tHy and Promptly FIlleA B. M. EBY, Newport, I?enn.'a. New Millinery Goods A.t Newport, in. IBEGtoiuformthepubllo that I havejustre. turned from Philadelphia, with a fill assort mentof the latest styles of MILLINERY GOODS, HATS AND BONNETS, ' " RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS FEATHERS,' CHIGNONS, i ' LACE CAPES. NOTION8, Andallartlclesusuallyfoundln a tlrst-classMII-Inery Establishment. All orders promptly at tended to. M-We will sell all goods as Cheap aa cau begot elsewhere. , DRESS-MAKING done to 6rder and In the la test style, as I get the latest Fashions from F w York every month. Golferlng don to order, in all widths. I will warrant all my work toglve sat isfaction . All work dene as low as possible. ANNIE ICKE8, Cherry Street, near the Station . 113 Newport. Pa. ' N EW SHOE SHOP! The undersigned respectfully Informs the citi zens of Bloomlleld aud vicinity, that they have opened a shoe-shop in the room ot F. B. Clouser, recently occupied as a Law-otllce, by Calvin Nell-, son, Esq., where they will do work at panic prio es, (repairing made a specialty at prices to sul the times) from 10 to 20 por cent.saved by patron Izlngour shop. Our mottq Is " quick sales and short profits). Terms cash, or country produce, but positively no credit. LEVI H. BWARTZ ft CO.. new Bloomneld, Pa. January 18, 1876 tf VIOK'8 Illustrated Priced Catalogue Fifty paxes .1M lllustratlons.with Descriptions of the thousands of the best Flowers aud Veg etables In the world, and the way to grow them all for a Two Cknt postage stamp. Printed in German and English. Viek's Floral Guide. 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TO THE EEQDiEIMENTS OF EVERY BUSINESS FAIRBANKS & EWING. 715CKESTN1JT ST. PHILADELPHIA. H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively I Bform myfrlendstbatlln tend calling upon them with a supply of good of my . OWN MANUFACTURE. . 11 ' Consisting of CAS81MER8. CA88INKTS, FLANNEL8. (Plaiu and bar'd ) CAHPETS, &cc.t toexebangefor woo orsellfor sash. J. M.BIXLKR CinthcWooi.ek Factory. J,17,4m A Joke On Which Goose? A Joke whs perpetrated Batunlny night at the expemte of a well-known citizen. He had procured a live goose for his ClirlRtniiia dinner, and wan carrying It home under hi arm with the head stickliiK out behind. On the way up he stepped Into Holieh'a aaloon, where they were raffling for turkey, and becoming Interested, concluded to take a hand. Having great fulth In the good manners of the goowe he continued to hold It under his arm whllo he turned the dice- . box. Presently In slipped rt friend with a sharp butcher knife, and by a well-directed blow cut ofF the goose's head. The fowl of course conrtnenced kicking and floundering as all fowls do when they find their heads missing; -but our friend only held on the tighter, eupposing that her gooseship was only getting restless. It was not until his pantaloons were covered with blood that ho discovered the joke played upon him, and that his Christmas din ner had been decapitated without his knowledge or consent. He swore a little, of course not so much at the loss of the . goose's head as itt the blood upon his garment. Ready Wit. At the time of Col. Robert (J. Ingcr. soil's capture by (Jen. Forrest, Ingersoll was reconnoitering with a small detach ment and came upon a nest of sharp shooters greatly outnumbering them. The first indication of danger that In gersoll noticed was a butternut drawing a bead on him. With the readiness that lias saved him from defeat in many a law suit, he cried out, "What do you want to shoot mo for V I've been wanting to acknowledge your old Confederacy for the last two seconds." The fellow appreciated the Joke. Of course he' did'nt shoot. The squad was led to head quarters. The Joke soon circulated through the camp, and the rebels would flock about the prison tent curious to catch a glimpse of "that Yank." For rest treated him very kindly, and when he was exchanged returned to Ingersoll his horse, with a note addressed to "the man whosaved his life by a joke in the face of death." . . .. . . A Sure Cura For 'Humps.' A dashing woman, with an enormous bustle, came teetering into an incoming Chicago train, the other morning, and settled herself in a seat opposite an old Granger, who was coining up to sec the city. ' 'My darter Jane was once took with one of them 'ere humps,' remarked the old man, as he turned his pitying gaze from the woman to a fellow-passenger. ' 'She was V Inquired the passenger. 'Yes,' was the reply, 'but yer kin jest bet I cured her on it mighty quick.' 'What did you dor" inquired the amused passenger. 'I sot her down in a tub of hot water till the derned thing wilted,' declared the old man, 'and it never came on again. The dashing woman and other passen gers who had overhead the conversation liked to have 'wilted' without the hot water. Of Ho was only an inquisitive boy, and he said : "Ma, will all the heathen turn up when it comes resurrection timesV" "Yes, my son." "And them missionaries; those will turn up?" "Certainly, son." . "Well, when them cannibal heathern what's been feedin'. on missionaries gets resurrected, and them missionaries what's been eat comes round and wants to get resurrected, things Is going to be worse mixed up than the Presidential election, hey, ma?" "It Is time you were in bed, my son." Pome Sentinel: s i Of An old gentleman, wishing to be at his ease on horse-back, took his horse to a riding master to be taught to amble. Two or three trials were made upon the animal with but partial success. "Come, Sir, do you call this an amble?" said the owner. "No, Hir," replied the equestrian ; "I cull it a preamble.' -. t2 During a session of a county court in theinteror, a witne-- was asked if he was not a husbandman ; when ho coolly ' replied, amid the laughter of the court : "No, sir, I'se not married." ( Tho man who made a shoe for the foot of a mountain Is now engaged on a hat for tho head of a discourse after which he will manufacture a plume for General Intelligence. . , , ' O" When a young farmer's wife made her first boy 'a pants precisely the same before as behind, the farmer exclaimed: 'Goodness! he won't know whether hp is going to school or (inning home!'