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LIPPINC0TT & CO., Publisher, 715 and 717 Market St., Philadelphia. SCIENTIFIC FARMER, B0ST0S, MASS. Mcience la knowledge ; sclentiflo la knowing. Can a better motto be adopted In the interest of a profitable culture. Entering families in every Never has it failed to irive satisfaction 'To the IntelliKent farmer. In all thinRS practical ; For it trcata of the doctrine of nice In matters that pertain to the farm. Can you afford to Kive it a trial t For only One Dollar a year, . And your name and addreaa plainly written. Remitted to the Sclentiflo Farmer Co., Boston, Mam., Much of monthly value will be received, Enabling; you to profit from others' experienon. Reflect that ideas turned to uses are money. Five copiea "i cents each. M FOB FLOltlUA. VVR THROUGH TICKETS to FEKNANPINA, 1 Jacksonville. St. Augustine. Kanforii. Knter. prise, and Intermediate landings on St, John's Kiver and Interior points in KLOiilDA, by steam boat to SAVANNAH, and thence bv raifrnnd or steamboht, apply to W'M. L. JAMES, Ueneral Ap;ent, Philadelphia and Southern Mail S. S. Co., 41G South Delaware Avenue, Philadelphia. 49o3m ACAIID. To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Uev. Joseph T. Inman, Station D, BMe House, Xcto York City . 16b ly GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A. Sterltno Remedy Tok DrsEABEs akd iNJUniKS OF the Skin J A IlEALTDFUL) Beavtipieh op the Complexion; A I?E I.IABLE Means op Preventing and Ke- LIEVINO KniiUMATISM AND GOUT, AND AN Unequaled Dibi.npectant, Deodorizer AND C0UNTEU-IftUITANT. Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi cating local diseases of tho skin, banishes iluiecis of the complexion and impui'ts to it gratifying cli'arncsj and smootlinosB. Siitphur Hath aro celebmloil for cu ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin, its well us niieumiitim and Gout. Glenn' Sulphur Soap produces the game effects ut a most trifling expense. This admirable spocilic also sjicedily tieuls mm, bruise, tcald, hunt, trair.$ nnd ftf. It remi'vin dandruff and prevents the livir from fulling out and turning gray. Clothing find linen used in the tick room is disinfected, nnd discuses communicable l y contact with the person, pieventod by ii. The Medical Fraternity sanction Us ue. Prices, 25 and SO Cents per Cakk, Peii Box, (8 Cakeb,) 00c and $1.20. N. D. Bu the largo eakea and thereby eoonomlae. Sold , by all Prugglftta. Mllll'a Hair nnd WhisVer Dye," Black or Brown, 60c. f. S. CEITTEXTON, Proji'r, 7 tshth Av. S.T. It. S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds of LUM11ER AND SHINGLES, for I.E8S MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take Rood Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchane for Lumber, &o, We use Clearfield Tine and Hem lock only. W. R. B. COOK ft CO., Newport, Perrj Co., Pn. October 10, 1876. jyjUSSER & ALLEN CENTRAL STORE NEWPORT, PENN'A. . Now offer the publio A RAKE AND ELEGANT ASSORTMENT OF DRESS GOODS Consisting of all shades suitable for the season. BLACK ALPACCAS AND Mourning Goods A SPECIALITY. BLEACHED AND UNBLEACHED MUSLINS, AT VARIOUS FRICE8. AH ENDLESS SELECTION OF PRINTS! We sell and do keep a good quality of SUGARS, COFFEES & SYRUPS, And everything under the head of GROCERIES ! Machine Needles and oil for all makes of Machluos. To be convinced that our goods are CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST, IS TO CALL AND EXAMINE STOCK. 9No trouble to show goods. Don't forgot the CENTRAL STORE, Newport, Perry County, Pa. IMPORTANT NOTICTC. The subscriber late of the tlrm of Rlioades Mi smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per cent, cheaper than the old tlrm. Aar-ttlve me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. JACOB SMITH. Blatn, August 8, 1S67. IS TAKEN INTERNALLY, AND POSITIVELY CURES RHEUMATISM, GOUT. NEURALGIA AND LUMBAGO. SOLO BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. SEND FOR CIR- WIlphenstine a. bent-ley, DRUGGISTS, WASHINGTON, 0. C. . For sale by wholesale Druggists in Pitts burg and Philadelphia, 35 ly pEABODY HOUSE, CORNER OF LOCUST AND NINTH STS., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Convenient to all places of amusement and car lines in the oily. No changes to and from the Centennial grounds. Col. Watson, proprietor of the Henbt nousa, Cincinnati for the past twenty years, and present proprietor, has leased the house for a term of years, and has newly furnished and fitted It throughout. He will keep a strictly tlrst-ciass house, and has accommodation for 300 guests. Terms $3 per day. - ho Bar nas ever oeen Kepi in ine henky. HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA- BODY. Iff For Bale by F. MoKTiMKH.New Bloomtleld, Perry county. Pa. oyMODEL PRESS Tonr own friuiUiai was HST IN Tilt WOULD cor liuMnea Mn TtifnaUitli in u. rW-ud two S Ovnt LaUTifM for prftfuoely iiluiw tratfd M ptvir CtliKU nl fricfl I.i.l, rhtltltJIUw t I'riul.1 W. IlAlWUAPAT Co., Ufra. and Drikri In Tri tud Prtullux MBtvri!. tU k U avlnui Hinri. rtillMlvtiitilft-f PENTENNIAL HOTEL, J J (Formerly the Sweger House,) f MAIN STREET, , NEW BLOOM FIELD, PERKY CO.. PA. JOB. 3. BMITH, '. - Proprietor, Having good accommodations for regular or trausient buarders, share of publio patronage n tOfi per day at borne. Samples worth 12 J W free. BTiMBOKt) Co., Portland, Me. W, agiWTin ui i ii .Mai yiummp.i iirn ffaij'f '" 1"'""1 r tkf mrtlrail nevV I Ail ' 1 " 's f" 1 l-l'TO-S rfft irrilOKrHlTKILI)llUcareli.rrMiiinp.Yr aall linn, Coagai, Broni liitin to all acrolaloui lat VV dirasM. ik;eoraracritfiirimnaiir'''f "In t f ot it. I will, aa reicipt Wly Sf""!,'"-t)-j0jaO Newport Adrcrliflcmcnta. JONES' BROS, & CO., ( Formerly John Jones ft Bon,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WR woltld resnentftitlv Invlt Mia natrnnnuA nf the farmers, and the publio generally, as the HKJHEHT l'KICKS the market will afford, win uo paiuioraii Kiausoi GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, s BALT, PLASTER, CEMENT, COAL, IRON, BTEKL, HORSE SHOES, tie., &c. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. Orders promptly tilled, Newport, July 2, 1875 t' . J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, STK W POUT, 1A. Bole Agent for Ixir II aid's Buperlor Tobaccos. Country Merchants supplied with Goods at i iiiiHMnipiiia prices. aT Your orders are solicited. 9 44 N EWPORT DRUG STORE. IUvlnir on baud a complete aiaortment of th fol loviua; articlra, the sulMnrilier aska ahareof your patronaf:-e. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Alee a full stock of Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brashes, Perfumery JIAIK OIL,, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and 8ACKAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Cnrefully ami Promptly Fillfiil B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a, Neiv Milliner Goods A.t Newport, Ia. I BEG tolnform the publio that I havejustre turned from Philadelphia, with a f ul assort, mentot the latest styles of MILLINERY GOODS, HATS AND BONNETS. RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS FEATHERS. CHIGNONS, LACK CAPES, NOTIONS, And all articles usuallv found In a, first-elnsaMil. Inery Establishment. All orders promptly at- iviiueu in. mw r b wm gen an gooas as cneap as can be got elsewhere. DRESS-MAKING done to order and In the la test style, as I get the latest Fashions from w York every month. Gofterlnir dona tnorder in all widths. I will warrant all my work to give sat- siacuoii. ah woiKuoue asiow asposslble. ANNIE ICKES, Cherry Btreet.near the Station . 16 13 Newport, Pa. N EW SHOE SHOP I The undersigned respectfully informs thecitl zens of Bloomtleld and vicinity, that they have opened a shoe-shop In the room of F. B. Clouser, recently occupied as a Law-ottlce. by Calvin Nell son, Esq., where they will do work at panio pric es, (repairing made a specialty at prices to suit the times) from 10 to 20 per cent.naved by patron izing our snop. our motto is "quick sales and short profits). Terms cash, or country produce, out positively uu crnm. LEVI H. 8WARTZ & CO., New Bloomtleld, Pa. January 18, 1876 tf THE GREAT CAUSE OF 1 HUMAN MISERY, Just published, in a sealed Envelope. Price 6cts. A Lecture on the Nature. Treatment, and RAD1CA L CI) RE of Seminal Weakness, or Sper matorrhoea. Induced by Self-Abuse, Involuntary Emissions, Impotency, Nervous Debility, and Im pediments to Marriage generally: Consumption, Epilepsy, and Fits; Mental and Physical Incapa city. ic-By ROBERT J. CULVERWKLL, M. D., author of the "Green Hook," So. The world-renowned author. In this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience, that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse mav lie effectually removed without medicine, and without dangerous surgical operations, bougies. Instruments, rings, or corolalst pointing out a mode ot cure at once certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what his oondi tlon may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately and radically. - This Lecture will prov1 boon to thousands and thousands. Sent under seal. In a plain envelope, to any ad dress, on receipt ot six oenta, or two postage stamps. 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Th follow- Ing fact may serve as a proof of this assertion, Some time ago, Mr. - 1 , most respectable lron-feunder of Birmingham, discovered that his son, a boy of five years of age, was accustomed to ask those gentlemen who came to his house, to give him money; and Im mediately extorted a promise from him under a threat of correction, that he would not do so any more. The next day Mr. , his father's partner, called, and the boy evaded a breach of promise, by saying. "Friend, dost thou know any one who would lend me a penny, and not require It of me again " y Snooks' mother and old Mrs. StubbB were talking about little babies. ' Why," said Mrs. Hnooks, " when I was a'baby they put me In a quart pot, and then put the lid on." "And did you live?" wtw the aston ished Inquiry of Mrs. Stubbs. "They tell mc I did, and growed nicely," was the astonishing reply. "Well, did you ever!" and Mrs. Stubbs fell to knitting like one pos sessed. C3PAn Englishman was accosted thus : "What would you take to stand all night In the tower of St. Taul's V" "A beefsteak and a pint of beer," was the frank reply. The next one thus ac costed was a Scotsman. Says Sandy, "what'llye gie?" Lastly came along Patrick, and when asked what he would take to stand all night In the tower of St. Paul's, he wittily answered, "An' sure an' I'd be apt to take a bad cowld." She was found of conundrums, and when she learned that muller was latin for women, she thought she had a good one. So she asked her husband, what was the difference between herself and a mule. And as he had been mar ried several years, he was too thought ful to trouble her by guessing, but kind ly remarked that he had never been able to see any. Nortvlch ItuUetin. 0"WrasMr. Chlsselma very popular man when he lived in your town V In quired a busybody of a friend. "I should think he was," replied the gentle man, "as many persona endeavored to prevent his leaving ; and several of them, , including the sheriff's deputy, followed hlni some distanc." tj" "Speaking of shaving," said a pretty girl to an obdurate old bachelor, "I should think that a pair of hand some eyes would lie the best mirror to shave by." "Yes, many a poor fellow has been shaved by them," the wretch replied. . afA physician ordered one of his pa tients todrink seidlitz waters. The man made a wry face at the suggestion. "It is only the nrstglass that is unpleasant," said the doctor. "Very well, then," answered the man, "I'll only drink the second." ,fy "Man," says Victor Hugo, "was the conundrum of the eighteenth cen tury, woman is the conundrum of the nineteenth century." An American editor adds, "We can't guess her, but will never give her up. No, never." tiT The captain of a privateer, who had been in an engagement, wrote to his owners that he had received but -slight damage, having only one of his hands wounded in the nose. An honest dame, standing beside the corpse of her deceased hustiand, be wailing in piteous tones his untimely departure, observed, "It's a pity he's dead for his teeth are as good as ever they were." "Tommy, do you know that your Uncle Robert has found a little boy baby on his door-step, and is going to adopt him V" "Yes mamma: and he'll be Uncle Bob's f tep-son, won't he Mother: "Now, Gerty, be a good girl, and give Aunt Juiia a kiss, and say good-night." Gerty: "No, no? If 1 kiss her, she'll box my ears like she did papa's last night." -.aB--. aST The most laconic will ou record Is that of a man who died in 1872. It rati thus: "I have nothing; I owe a great deal the rest I give to the poor." gjr "Pa," inquired au up town boy, "what is a sage?" "A sage, my son," replied the father, gloomily, "u sage h a man who never marries."