— A A ESR PO Ep corse The Worry Clinic by Dr. Geo. W. Crane Rev, Nathan wants the specific medical facts to prove that church people are healthier than non-church folks. Discuss this at Sunday School or you dynamic clergymen may expand it for a profitable sermon. God is still the best medical lifespan! CASE R-530: church. insurance for a happy, longer Rev. Nathan, aged 24, has a thriving “Dr. Crane,” he began, “I recently read a medical re- port that said non-church members have far more heart at- tacks than do active church folks. “So how can you explain that fact in scientific fashion? “For you, too, have often stated that church is the saf- est medical spot on this earth” GOD'S PRESCRIPTION Religion is actually the greatest form of medical in- surance you can find. And I'm not exaggerating, for here are the scientific facts: Dutch Pride Farm Market 2 MILES SOUTH OF MANHEIM Open 8 am. to 10 p.m. Daily — 8 a.m. to 6 p.m, Sat. Closed Sunday FRESH FRUIT & VEGETABLES IN SEASON HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS 35c - 3 for $1.00 Acorn Squash Butternut Squash Holbert Squash Neck Pumpkins FRESH FROM FLORIDA ORANGES & GRAPEFRUIT There's a new look at o bank. It won't take long. CRISP - JUICY EATING APPLES 59¢ 1, peck fast! ur motor bank... we've instailed the faster, easier-to-operaie Tel-Air system for your convenience. You'll like the clear voice communication and direct visual contact with our window teller. Fast, pneu- matic tube carrier-units speed transactions and whisk you on your way. Next time you're in a hurry, visit our motor (1) Happily married people live longer than do the un- married or divorced, as per insurance statistics. And one essential reason is that they can talk out their . inner tensions to each other, so their blood pressure goes down! Besides, they can relax more by realizing they have a helping hand to come to their rescue if they are sick, so they suffer less anxiety, But partnership with God offers these same medical ad- vantages to a much larger de- gree! For the active churchman talks to God via prayer and drifts off into sounder slumb- er by asking the Almighty to take over the night shift for him. Thus, God is far better than tranquilizers or sleeping pills for the tense, jittery per- son and the insomniac, (2) Religion is extrovertive so it turns our attention off our own “innards” and upon people, via stress on love of our neighbors and construc- tive altrustic organizations. The typical hypochodriac al- ways worries about his ‘“in- nards” and thus is unduly afraid he will die, So he shops around from one physician to another for new drugs to banish his inner terror. Silas Marner and Scrooge are typical fictional examples of the self-centered, involuted personality. They would have been typ- ical pill-takers and hypochon- driacs if living in this modern system gets you on your MOTOR BANK HOURS: MONDAY THRU THURSDAY 8:00 A. M. TO 6:00 P. M. FRIDAY 8:00 A. M. TO 8:00 P. M. SATURDAY MORNING 8:00 A. M. TO 11:00 A. M. ENTER UNION NATIONAL MOTOR BANK FROM SOUTH BARBARA STREET, EXIT ON MOUNT JOY STREET. NO WAITING ON THE STREET UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK MOUNT JOY, PA. . MAYTOWN, PA. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1972 age! (3) Millions of people with high blood pressure are wast- ing money on tranquilizing drugs when they'd get better results by attending church & participating in friendly Sun- day School activities. Besides, the money they now anxiously squander on pills, could be spent on help- ful extrovertive projects, like Boy Scouts, Camp Fire Girls, missionary activities, etc. (4) Churches routinely stress temperance, so the church folks are less likely to be drunken drivers or tobacco addicts, “pot” smokers and chronic gamblers on the hor- ses or policy rackets. Since half of the 60,000 an- nual auto fatlities are attribu- ted to drinking drivers, that means 30,000 lifespans are shortened thereby, plus 1,000, 000 additional injury cases! And thousands of auto acci- dents are due to heart attacks or blurred vision resulting from smoking even three cigarettes, as per the A.M.A. report, (5) Churches promote fami- ly unity and thus prevent the so-called ‘‘generation gap” now productive of hippies or anti-establishment rioters. (6) Far less venereal infec- tion is found in church folks! So send for my booklet “The Logical Proof of God,” enclosing a long stamped, re- turn envelope, plus 25c. Don’t let your child go to college without first reading it! (Always write to Dr. Crane in care of this newspaper, en- closing a long stamped, ad- dressed envelope and 25c¢ to cover typing and printing costs when you send for one of his booklets.) POSTS 5% INCREASE IN NINE MONTHS EARNINGS National Central Bank in- come before securities gains & losses for the first 9 months of 1972 was $4,610,646, or $3.2 per share, compared with the year-ago figure of $4,378,- 764, or $2.88 per share, a 5% increase over 1971, according to John C. Tuten, bank chair- man, and W.lson D. McElhin- ny, president, Net income after securities transactions for the 1972 per- iod was $4,625458, or $3.03 per share, compared with the year-ago figure of $4,625,458, or $2.94 per share in 1971, an increase of 3.4%. TIPS ON PANNING YOUR LIVING ROOM When studying the plans for a new home you're build- ing give some thought to your living room. Mrs. Helen Pus- kar, Extension home furnish- ings specialist at Penn State says you'll want to arrange the room to avoid cross traffic Traffic that passes directly through the room will divide the living space and interfere with conversation or possibly with television viewing. Elim- inating cross-traffic also helps to reduce cleaning chores and wear on floor cover.ngs. RICOTTA CHEESE Ricotta cheese is made from cow’s milk, whole or partly skimmed or whey from cow’s milk with whole or skim milk added. Extension dairy spec- ial:sts at Penn State universi- ty say it may be soft, moist or even dry and have a sweet, nut-like flavor. It’s even used in lasagne-type dishes. TURN THE LIGHT OFF The light in your oven is to aid you in seeing the progress of your baking or roasting. Extension foods and nutrition specialists at Penn State uni- versity say you shouldn’t bake with the light on continuously The light throws extra heat into that corner of the oven where it is located and can possibly cause uneven baking. CLEAN GARDEN TOOLS Metal gardening tools need a few minutes’ care before cold and snow arrive. Clean- ing after each use is a good practice, but often this does not get done, plan to clean now before you store them away for the w:nter. Don’t hesitate to use a lit- tle soap and water. Remove rust with steel wool or a .wire brush. And, while you're at it, hone the cutting edges. Finally, dry the tools, coat them with oil, and store, sug- gests Extensio nService Agri- cultural engineers at Pennsyl- vania State university. IT “UG ELaII080¢4 40440 LACY SET This lacy set includes an oval doily and two round ones. Easy to crochet. 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