PAGE EIGHT THE BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, PA. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1965
The Worry Clinic
by Dr. Geo. W. Crane
Dr. Ross is the type of stalwart American who
has made this great Republic the mecca for freedom
loving folks all over the world. Contrast his with the
goons and dimwits whom he has encountered in his 58
years of teaching. He's a ball of fire and a most artic-
ulate defender of “free enterprise.”
CASE T-470: Dr. Galen Starr Ross is the peppery presi:
dent of Capitol College.
He is short in stature but long on courage.
When he was only 16, he started teaching in a one-
room school house, with about 35 pupils.
“It was one of those little
red school houses,” he told a|the room got my attention.
combined Mercator-Optimist “She said that this big lug
luncheon at Columbus, Ohio. | was returning to the school,
“And in those days,” Dr.|accompanied by his father
Ross continued, ‘‘the ONLY [who had a shotgun cradled
place a school was ‘red’ was|in the crook of his arm.
on the OUTSIDE." “Whereupon, I went over
About the middle of the|to the woodbox back of the
morning, he called on the |pot-bellied stove which was
third graders for their read- | our source of heat.
ing lesson. “I selected a stick of wood % -—
A little blonde girl, aged 8, [about the size of my forearm WAN BEAN : ) : Y
got up to read. But a 17-year- [and stationed myself by the
old classmate, who was OVer door.
6 feet tall, yanked her down “When my visitor kicked
open the door, I socked him
by jerking on her pigtails. po
This big lug had driven 3 over the head with that stick] =
women teachers out of the of wood. J 63
school the previous year and| “He went down like an ox, J?
a man teacher had lasted on-|for I knocked him cold. Then

ly a few weeks until young I told his big lummox of a
Dr. Ross took over. son to drag his paw home-
“In those days,” Dr. Ross, ward as he was, saying he
told the luncheon crowd, “we could figure this out while
didn’t waste time consulting unconscious just as easily as

with the principal, for I was when he came to!
the only faculty member in’ “For a cardinal virtue of Beware of the man who walks out from behind parked cars.
the school building. all education is the rule that : :
“And we didn’t ask the|a child must learn to mind! Beware of the man who walks off the curb in the middle of
County Superintendent for; “Thereafter, I never had the block. Together, these men were involved in 59% of all
advice nor have a sessionjany more trouble at that ; : :
with the School Board. school! For no military offic- pedestrian accidents last year. Be extra alert when you drive.
“Instead, the teacher hadjer or teacher dares let him- Look for these men—and forall pedestrians at the mercy of your
to act at once and solve each|self be bullied.” a
problem. Dr. Ross used strong meth- driving habits. After all, as soon as you get out of your car—you
“Although this big lug was/ods but that big moron had are a pedestrian. And you might be the walking man next time,
about a head taller, I calmly | previously driven four teach-
descended on Him and erack off off fhe job, $0 Me lmue - COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA
ed his thick skull with thelhad to be faced at once.
butt end of my heavy poini-| Sometimes corporal punish- Li:
er. ment is most efficient! William W. Scranton Theodore B. Smith, Jr. Harry H. Brainerd
Governor Secretary of Revenue Commissioner of
‘After an encore, he jump- (Always write to Dr. Crane Traffic Safety
ed up and ran out of the in care of this newspaper, en-
schoolhouse, yelling bloody [closing a long stamped, ad- .
murder. dressed envelope and 20c to Pave Parking Lot Stayman Winesap - York Imperial
cover. typing and printing The 1965 summer street PLES Golden and Red Delicious
“So I called the third grad-
ers to order again and told [costs when you send for one program in Mount Joy was 8 SPECIAL — DROPPED STAYMANS - $1.50 BUSHEL
them we'd get back to our Of his booklets.) finished Monday!
RE , Compton of we sessons | FRUIT BASKETS MADE TO ORDER

reading lesson.
“But we hadn’t gone along| CELEBRATES 65TH : work came with the surfac-
for more than 5 minutes| BIRTHDAY ing of the east parking lot at SWEET POTATOES & IRISH COBBLER POTATOES
when a girl at the back of M Mabel L. ¥ .. |the Pennsylvania Railroad Bachman Candy — Neck Pumpkins, Sale, 2 Price
rs. Mabel L. Young, I9 station. The area is leased by FRE
- Lil West Main St, Mount Joy, | (he OE SH EGGS — Jumbo, Large and Cracked
NEW ARRIVALS was honored by a Surprise | for $1 per year. polis WOLGEMUTH FRUIT MARKET
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Store Hours: 8-8 except Wed. & Sat, 8-6. Closed Sunday
Joy restaurant, Sunday, Dec. |gireet ij
: ’ : job was completed on
Dennis and Judith (Hawn) 5 by her daughters, Mrs. Jay | Lumber between the railroad
McFarland, 202 Broad St. E Meckley and Mrs. Marlin and David.
Landisville, a son, Saturday, DE an oF, sud New curbs were necessary,
Dec. 4 at the General hospit-| oo. » HIPS, utility poles needed to be
al in Lancaster. The I : : moved and other delays com-
e following were pres-|pined to push the work to
William and Marjorie|ent: Mr. and Mrs. Jay H. the end of the season.
(Arntz) Goetz, 29 Naomi Av- Meckley and son, Tom, daugh-
enue, Landisville, a daughter | ter, Barbara; Mr. and Mrs.
at the Lancaster General hos-| Marlin D. Sinegar and son, PLAN DANCE
pital, Wednesday, Dec. 1. Phil, daughter and son-in-law | The ladies auxiliary of the
Mr. and Mrs. James S. Zuch, {Mount Joy fire company will {i
Melvin L. and Delores|and their 3-month-old grand-|hold a record dance from 7
(Noll), Klase, of Rheems, a|daughter, Emily Ann; and|!0 10 p.m. Saturday evening,
daughter, Sunday, Dec. 5, at| Mr. and Mrs. Raymond C.|Dec. 11, at the fire hall. Spot |}
dance winners at the last]:

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General hospital. Hipple and their sons, Sid
Paul and Nancy (Pennell)|and Jeff. dance were Jill Shupp, James |:
Brenner, 218 East Donegal aaah Parsons, Linda Schopf, Tom- |:
street, a son, Monday, Dec. 6, When in need of printing my Taylor, Debbie Latchford
at St. Joseph's hospital. -emember The Bulletin. and Richard Herr.
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PUREBRED GUERNSEY SALE Airman Harold L. Maser of |}
THURSDAY. DECEMBER 16, 1965 — 12:30 NOON ff /136 Elizabeth St. Landis-|t
(ville, has been assigned tol}
McGuire AFB, N. J., after|!
completing Air Force basic. |#
At the Ass'n. Sales Pavilion, 6 Mi. E. of Lancaster, Pa.
50 HEAD — INCLUDING 3 BULLS

T.B. & Bang’s Cert. Vace. Dehorned The airman will be trai i +
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All cows or bred heifers either fresh or due within on the job as a fod a i
30 days of sale date. Bulls are by popular sires out of ist with the Milit P : U estion
high record dams. If ycu need one to get your heifers Tra ary Air 9
in calf for the next fall freshening, this is your oppor- nspory. Service,
unity.
; Consignors know that presently the demand is only JOHNSON A savings account will serve as a
or cows and bred heifers which offer immediate re- constant reminder of your love and affection
turns for the buyer. We have concentrated on that throughout th th | head
roughout the new year that lies ahead.
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