OWL LAFFS|

OWL
BY A WISE
Ruth
husband
week one day
notified
had an appointment at
Parlor and
too busy, had a
cohorts her
Parlor in his car
Ruth
to
she
And
Last
Kaylor,
that she
the Jeauly
“Les” being
couple of
to the Beauty
- After several hours,
called told him
send someone her, that
was finished
“Les” did just that - - - - but,
he he told the fellow to go to
th Doctor's Office for her
stead of the Beauty Shoppe
- - = and. he did, and after
waiting for over a half hour,
he went into the Doc's office
and discovered that Ruth wasn't]
and had not been there - - -
in the meantime, Futh was still|
for her chauffer, and]
became impatient, and walked |
home in the snow. — — — If}
you nzver heard fireworks at]
Eastertime you should have)
been in the vicinity of Kaylor’s|
her
his take
and
for
‘Les
in-
waiting
|
Restaurant!! !! |
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other “2vening a couple]
of fellows ‘stopped at
Tavern North Jacob Street,
and got him out of 'bad to have|
a couple of drinks. Pete being]
a little tired that evening, clos-|
ed carly and retired, but hear-
ing the knock the door he|
awakened, dressed, and openzd|
up for the gents. — — — For|
quite some time after that Pete|
kept complaining that his one
“feets” was cold, and when it|
was time to close and Pete was
The
on
on
going up stairs, he discovered
he had only put a shoe and
stocking on the one foot -
the other was bare ! !!
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‘Fluss’” Herr was telling the
fellows over at the fire house
one of his hunting experiences:
He said: ‘One day I was wan-|
dering through the woods when
all of a sudden I came face to
face with a black bear at least
seven feet tall. My gun jam-
med; I was defenseless. There
was only thing to do — 1
whinped out a flask of water,
and hurled the contents in the
bear's face. Fortunately, he |
turned and ran.”
“Really?” said “Jetter”
who hunts with the same
“Then that explains it. It hap-
pens I, too was in the same
section that day. I was walking|
thru the woods when I came ac-
ross a bear exactly like the one
you just described. Since I al-!
ready had shot one that season, |
I slapped his face a couple of
times to scare him away. And
I just couldn't figure out why
one
Grove
camp.
my hand got so wet.”
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Throat specialists say smok-
ing makes women's voices
harsh. — — — If you don't ag-|
ree, just try flicking your ashes
on the rug.
Last week one day a friend]
of Joe Detwiler's, the West!
Ward barber, asked him for al
five dollar loan. Joc started to
reach for his wallet, then stop-|
ped.
“Can't do it,” he said, "I
got about my agreement with |
the bank down the street.
|
“What agreement;” said his
friend.
“Well, it’s this woy. I agreed
not to make loans, and they |
agreed not to cut hair.’ — —|
And it worked! !
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Ear] Miller says: “The best |
exercise for reducing is to move
the head slowly from side to!
side when offered a second]
helping.” :
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And don’t forget: horse- |
sense, friends, is the thing a
Jporse has that keeps him from|
on people,
Subscription
Mount Joy,
Thursday, April 5
THE BULLETIN
East Main Street,
Larmon
John E.
D. Smith,
Schr
Editor and Publishe r,
Rate
vear by Ma
entered at the
1879.
Member,
paper Publishers’
Pa.
THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy. Pa.’
Published every Thursday at 11
Mount Joy.
Lancaster County,
Publisher
oll,
1901-1952
$2.50 per
il
Advertising rates upon request.
postoffice
Pa., as second-class
mail under the Act of March 3,
at
Pennsylvania News-
Association.

Weddings
SPICKLER
The
la Belle
f Mr. and Mrs.
enecker,
marriage
Joy,
Mr.
ler,
Sunday
Church of the
The Rev.
brother
Ind.,
by
attended
Flc
and Mrs. Morris
Mount Joy RI1,
at 2:30 p.m.
er, of the
panee,
marriage
bride was
Joyce Eshleman,
of honor.
Mount Joy R2,
ther.
Elizabethtown RI;
thorne,
R2.
Longenecker,
William Long-|
Fairview St., Mount
to Warren Spickler,
G. Spic
place
Florin]
Marietta R1;
daught
son
took
in
Brethren.
Na
by Mis
rin,
tion." Already in Pennsylvania
PROSECUTED FOR in isolated areas, it has been!
VIOLATIONS controlled fairly well so far |
Kenneth E. Henny, Mount but neighboring states pose a
Joy, was prosecuted by state, serious threat.
police last week for operating,
a truck not equipped with mud The State Department of
flaps as required; Henry W. Revenue warned this week that
Stauffer, Salunga, no current business firms in Pennsylvania
inspection sticker: George L.! responsible for collection of the
Geibe and Kenneth W. Good, new three per cent sales tax
both of Mount Joy, speeding. must be registered with the

SPORTSWEAR
We have one of Lancaster County's most complete
stock at popular prices
and GIRLS’
Pedal Pushers
Blouses
LADIES’
Slacks .
Shorts .
Bermuda Shorts
LONGENECKER
of Miss Verdel-
er|
of
Kk-
Samuel Longeneck-
bride,
officiated. Given in
her father, t
1p- |
he|
iss
maid
Mrs. Ralph Snyder of}
was bridesmaid. |
Galen Spickler, Mount Joy R1,|
-1 served as best man for his bro-
Ushers were James Obler,
Lester Haw-
Harold
Hollinger, Elizabethtown R1|
and Clifford Gibble, Clifford,
Pa.
Miss Walters was or-
ganist and the Rev. / William
Longenecker Jr., brother of the|
| bride, sang.
After a trip to Texas the
Pete's| couple will reside at Mount Joy the
2 HARRISBURG
ROUND-UP
By Pennsylvania News Service
Harrisburg In his second
monthly press conterence for
Pennsylvania's weekly newspa
pers Governor Leader during
the past week expressed the
belief that the general public in
Pennsylvania would have little
liking for the nee three percent
sales tax now in effect, asserted
that his administration was mo-
ving full speed ahead on Penn-|
sylvania’s stream clearance pro-
called for enactment of
administration's highway
program now tied up in the
Legislature, indicated tourist
travel would be highly encour-
aged during his tenure as Gov-
enor, and looked hopefully to
the $5 million industrial devel-
opment program now going
through the Legislature as be-
coming a strong assist to hard-
gram,
the
pressed areas.

The State Dept. of Revenue,
| said this week that with the
| 1956 auto tag deadline passed
| during the past week end, bet-
ter than 2,750,000 new registra-
| tion tags have now been passed
| out, with chances good that ul-
timate registration figures will
| reach the 3,000,000 mark.
the closing days of deadline is-
suance, tags were being proces-
sed at a rate of about 100,000
more a day than previously.

In| and Use Tax Office, or by writ-|
|
|
i
A strong plea to Congress to]
provide funds for gypsy
radication was made
| fo past week by Penna.
| tary
| Henning, who warned that un-
| .are taken to combat
pest Pennsylvania is threat-
ened with a statewide

moth|
during
Secre-|
of Agriculture William L.|
infesta-|
ENGAGEMENTS |
MESSICK-—~MARTIN
Mr, and Mrs. Marvin M.
sick, Manheim R2,
the engagement of their daugh-
ter, Ruth Arlene, to Carl W.
Martin, son of Mr. and
Jacob Z. Martin, Elizabethtown
R1
Miss Messick, a graduate of)
Mount Joy High School, is em-!
ployed at the Manheim Nation-
al Bank. Mr. Martin, a gradu-|
Mes-
39 E. Main St., Mount Joy, Pa.
announce Mon, to Sat:
Tuesday & Friday:
Mrs. |

Dr. JOHN H. STAUFFER
OPTOMETRIST
Telephone 3-8411
10 am.- 4:30 p.m.
6 to 8 pm.
Closed all day Wednesday
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Thoughtful Atlention
To Every Delail
JAMES B. HEILIG
Funeral Director

Dr. H.C.Killheffer
From April 11th to 21st
Buller’s Beauty Salon
MAIN STREET, FLORIN,
Cold Waves & Machineless

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Optometrist re = SMA
Offices In «Ph yTOW Lot dos I sone 'Toni's
fTanheim &. Elizabethtown 3 a pra——r— -
|
WILL BE CLOSED OLIVER SAGER & SON

ate of Messiah Academy, Gran.
Patronize
Bulletin Advertisers
Ditch Digging — Septic Tanks Installed

tham, is presently engaged in|
farming.
No date
wedding.
has been set for the!
|
SNYDER—FISHER
Mr. and Mrs. Elam Snyder,
Lititz R1, announc2 the engage-
ment of their daughter, Verna
Lois, to Allen R. Fisher, son of
Mr. and Mrs. John K. Fisher,
Mount Joy RI.
Miss Snyder, a
graduate of | m
IS NOW TIME FOR
DORMANT S$
METI Sin. INNER ENN
Field Drainage — Footings — Grading
Hauling — And Light Jobs
Portable Air Compressor—Concrete Breaking
Top Soil and Fill
PRAYING
OF FRUIT TREES

Spraying pastures for control of garlic should be done
this month.
Rock Drilling

BOX 221 FLORIN
HESS BROS.

R.D. 1 ELIZABETHTOWN
Phone Mt. Joy 3-6045 PHONE 7-125 11-tfc

va
PA.
Maude Buller

Warwick High School, is em-|™
ployed by the Lititz Springs|
National Bank. Mr. Fisher, al
graduate of East Donegal High|
School, is engaged in farming.

department on or before Fri-| |
day, April 6, and that those!
who have not yet received ap-|
plications should obtain them!
from either their local Cham-!
ber of Commerce, local Sales,
ing direct to the department.
A |
|

Pennsylvania farm foods
must: be maintained at levels of
high quality if they are to re-
main competitive, Secretary of
Agriculture William L. Hanning
warned this week. He urged
cooperation of farm organiza-
tions with all allied food agen-
cies, retailers, wholesalers and
consumers in the promotion of
Pennsylvania farm foods.
|

Another batch of 52,533 dos-
es of salk polio vaccine have
been sent throughout the state
by the Department of Health
for use in the polio vaccination
program, raising to 285,167 the
total number of doses moved
during the past month. The de-
partment cautioned however
that it still does not have ade-
uate supply to cover all chil-
dren under 15 years of age. i

Coveralls . .
CHILDREN’S WEAR
Corduroy Jackets
Jackets for Grown-ups |

| Men's Work Clothing
22 N. 4TH STREET Opposite Post Office

Open Saturday ‘Til Nine
MANHEIM R.
. . Aprons of All Kinds
NEW ERA OVERALL CO.

C. Robert
COLUMBIA, PENNA.

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PA.

D. 2,

Air Compressor Work
Rock Drilling, Concrete Breaking, Etc.

Excavating and Grading
Cellars, Trenches, Etc.

Rocks
and
Trees
Removed

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