THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy. Pa.
Thursday, February 16 2
OWL LAFFS
BY A WISE OWL
When a man starts worrying;
about a girl, it's a sure sign
that he's thinking of 2 things:
He's either wondering why he
hasn’t married her—or why he
has.
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On a little service station out
near the Green Hills there
hangs a shingle bearing this’
strange legend::
“Don’t ask us for information.
If we knew anything, we
wouldn't be here.”
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A Florin ‘man went ‘into a
restaurant located ‘near a. depot
in a nearby city. It was early
in the morning. He sat down aft;
one of the tables near a group
of boys. A newsboy came in
and yelled, “Paper! Paper!”
One of the boys said, “We can’t
read and wé don’t enjoy the
pictures.” To which tHe news-
boy replied, “Well, then, smell
it. It's about half Balohéy any:
way.”
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A local Elizabethtown college
student, was stumped by a
question on an exam late last
December. He cudgeled his
prain for some time, and finally
gave up. “God only knows the
answer to this question,” he
wrote, “Merry Christmas.”
After the New Year vacation
he returned to school to get his
marks, and the professor hand-
ed him the test paper. Across
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THE. BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11
East Main Street, Mount Joy. |
Lancaster County, Pa. |
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher |
John E. Schroll,
Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952
Rate $2.50 per
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Legislative Round-Up
Harrisburg — Pennsylvania's
legislative machinéry this week
ground to a virtual halt -—not-
withstanding the fact that thir-
fiscal discord
have elapsed — as both House
and Senate sloshed through in-
consequential calendars.
Following last week's “walk
out” by the Governc: on the
compromise sales-income tax
program strainingly worked out
by tight-lipped House Demo-
crats and Republicans, Pennsyl-
vania’s lawmakers had no zest
for other than routine matters
Anti-administration lawmak-
ers—giving in where technical
ly it was not their obligation to
do so as the minority party —
have washed their hands of]
any further concerted efforts to
work out a tax program.
Subscription
year by Mail
Advertising rates upon request. |
Entered at the postoffice at|
mail under the Act of March 3,
1879.
Member, Pennsylvania News-
MAYTOWN
wish to thank
their
Maytown,
community for
tal money collected from
drive was $37.50.
Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Hicks are|
It now rests with administra | joking very well after return-
tion forces which, while tech-| jo home from a month's vaca-
nically controlling the House, {ion in the “Sunny South.”
do not have control of the Sen- Frod ‘Wetzel. Jr. a
ate—thus assuring continued at Gettysburg ’ College,
defeat of my tax Program with- his parents over the weekend.
out Republican assistance. The Boy. Scouls and. their
In fact party strategists now| go + Masters attended the)
admit that it is doubtful if |
Democrats could muster
student |
visited |
“| morning worship services at]
suffi-
: h thei the St. John’s Lutheran church |
cient strength among their own ,, Sunday. The service was in!
pecople to pass another tax pro-
i thei D honor of Scout Week.
gram even in their own Demo- The Explorer Scouts attend-|
cratic controlled House.
I his ed a swimming party at the!
Lawmakers are gum this| 1 ancaster YMCA on Monday|
week as well they ‘might be. {
evening.
The Sunshine Bible Class of
the Evangelical and Reformed
Church held their election
meeting at the home of Mrs.
Aldus Hannon in Mount Joy on
Tuesday evening. The following |
persons were elected to office: |
President, Jane Fryberger: Vice |
President, Lillian Sload; Secre-|
tary, Mrs. Benj. Boltz, Jr., and |
Treasurer, Grace A. Henderson. |
Mrs. Ruth Henderson and]
her two sons visited Mr. and
Mrs. Edwin RuhlJr, on Sun-|
day. |
The World Day
will be observed on Friday,
Feb. 17 at Reich’s Evangelical
Church, beginning at 7:30 p.m.|
The theme of the
Up for elestion in a few months
many are now convinced that]
running on the record of the|
fantastic 1985-56 session will be
close to fatal. It probably will.
After thirteen months of ses-
sioning Pennsylvania ‘continues
to wallow in a : fiscal; i swamp,
from which at the moment
there are no roads out, with
little prospect of any being
built.
Under this cloud the
and Senate stumbled
routine matters.
New bills fitfully appearing
on the legislative scene include
these that would:
Limit the duties
solicitors and authorize the ap-
House
through
of Prayer
of county
: ny service is:
of solicitors by cer-{ «one Flock, one Shepherd.”
tain county officials; : The program is to be presen- |
Require the State to reim-iteq py Reich's Evangelical
burse school districts and the
districts to reimburse employes
for interest paid on certain
| Church, St. John’s Lutheran,!
Church, Church of God, and
it was written: God geat an A;
and vou get an F. Happy New
Year.”
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A small tot on East Donegal
Street asker her mamma what
a second-story man was?
Her mother quickly replied
“Your father ‘is one, dear. If 1
don't believe his first story, he
alway# has another one ready.”
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A West Donegal Street father
was giving some advice to his
son. At the end of a rather
stern lecture, he said: “Now,
my boy, you
understand - per-
fectly what I mean?” |
"Yas," replied she boy, “what
it boils down to is this: If I}
do well it's because of heredity, !
and if I failit’s my own fault.”|
Here's a bit of advice I over-
heard Harry Darrenkamp tell-|
ing his “oyster house” gang.
“If you get up earlier in the
morning than your neighbor,
and work harder, and scheme
more, and stick to your job’
more closely, and stay up later
planning how to make more
money than your neighbor, and
burn the midnight oil more,’
planning how to get ahead of
him while he's snoozing, not
only will you leave more mon-
¢y when you die than he will,’
but you'll leave it much soon-'
er.” £8
| forests and watershed areas;
| asked Ad Greer, why he has,
; wedding rings!
loans;
the Evangelical and Rell
w
Further regulate the sale of
Church.
JayCees Make Plans
For Spring Projects
Plans were discussed for the,
three forthcoming JayCees pro-
jects at the regular meeting of!
the gropp Tuesday night in the
Change compensation provis-
ions with respect to borough &
township tax collectors;
Change the penalties for mo-
torists who fail to stop in the
event of an accident;
Provide for further regula-|_. ¥ :
; firehouse. The next special
tions for the passing of school meeting of the Dx a
busses: awn party
will be held next Wednesday at
the home of harles 5
tof eh C arles Johnson.
: Plans were also discussed for]
state teachers colleges; |
By the Teen-age Rodeo to be held
Set up an appropriation for ;, nov ang Youth Day i
the Dept. of Welfare for use in| x 2 Day in Gov
. | ernment next month at Donegal |
treatment of mentally retarded pq School. |
children; Nomination
Provide for advance pay-| also
ments, reimbursements and
tion in the case of area technic-|
al schools. |
Increase the appropriation!
of officers was|
held at the meeting with
additional nominations to be ac-|
cepted from the group at the |
{March meeting. O. K. Snyder, |
A loeal East Ward young man 95 president, was in charge.
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a whole trayful of engagement Everybody in this locality reads |
rings and only a dozen wedding Ine Bulletin—that's why its adver- |
rings in stock. neers det such excellent results.
To satisfy the lads curiosity! |
Fresh, Roasted
Ad explained that it'll take the
rings to work off those dozen P E N U T S
whole trayful of engagement
|
My little granddaughter can’t (tsi
understand why they don’t put
vitamins in pies, cakes and
ice cream cones instead of spin-'
ach and cod liver oil.
Hassinger’s Grocery
16 N. Market St, Mount Joy |
A WISE OWL 44-tfc |
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Air Compressor Work
Rock Drilling, Concrete Breaking, Etc.
GC. Robert Fry |
MANHEIM R. D. 2, PA.
Rocks
and
li Excavating
: Cellars, Trenches, Etc.
and Grading aes ’
enone
yer
MOUNT JOY 13-4753
Bridal Shower Given |
Mrs. Robert Lauver
| for Mrs. Robert Lauver Friday
| night at the home of Miss Bev-
Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | former Miss Velma Waltz.
| Doris Kaylor, Sadie Rice, Ella
paper Publishers’ Association. | Smith, Betty Frank, Mrs. James
| Thome,
| Mrs. Miles Lauver, Irene Wise,
| Anna Mae Will
Ru
| Elta
The Boy Scouis of Troop 53,| Christine Hawthorne, Gyennie
the| Kramer,
coopera-| othy Shelly, Rose Mattera, Mar-
tion in the Scrap Drive. The to-| lene Martin, Mrs. Elmer Edye,
this| Vera
hostesses for the shower.
married Sunday in the Congre-
gational Evangelical Church on
| New Haven Street.
Stimulate your business by adver
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin paper advertising. .
Electric
and Gas Welding
Also Specialize On
FARM MACHINE WELDING
AND EQUIPMENT
SIMON P. NISSLEY
MARY GQ. NISSLEY
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Mount Joy, Pa.
A bridal shower was given
Dr.H.C.Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
163 §. Charlotte St.
Telephone 5.2042
ALSO A FULL LINE OF
Quality Meats
FROSTED
|
| erly Marks, 283 West Main St.| futomobile and Truck Welding bl Mon. & Wednes, Js
| The honored guest who receiv-| LAWN MOWER SHARPENING ROL Fruits & Vegeta es " RS ry.
ed an array of gifts, was the PEST CONT and Flooh Ad
Cover’s Welding Shop
Delta and Marietta Streets
MT. JOY, PA. Phone 3-5931
That’sRight
Guests were Florence Kaylor,
— Free Estimates —
WM. J. POWERS
121 W. BAINBRIDGE ST.
ELIZABETHTOWN
PHONE E-TOWN 7-1415
Mrs. Esther
Brenner,
Ethel Waltz,
Ruth Bradley,
Mable Baltozer,
iby Williams,
Ober,
Dorothy Brosey, Dor-
ALL WORK GUARANTEED |
Phone 7.4163
Tues., Fri, Sat,
9:30-1:00. 2:5 P. M,
KRALL'S Meat Markel
WEST MAIN ST, MOUNT JOY
—
OLIVER SAGER & SON
Ditch Digging — Septic Tanks Installed
Brandt, Dora Lehman,
| E a G rie,
a Tk a ou or, GENERAL
| Mark and Miss ‘Koser were : CONTRA CTOR
CEMENT PAVING
CEMENT CURBING
No Job Too Small
No Job Too Large
W. H. Stehman
SQUARE ST, FLORIN
Phone 3-6712
There is no better way to boost
gour business than by local news-
Mr. and Mrs. Lauver were
Call Marietta 6-9179
R.A.GUTSHALL-
116 W. High St.,, MAYTOWN
31-tfc
Field Drainage — Footings — Grading
Hauling — And Light Jobs :
Portable Air Compressor—Concrete Breaking
Top Soil and Fill
Rock Drilling
RD. 1 ELIZABETHTOWN
PHONE 7-1256
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FOUNDERS WEEK Favors Thrift on FARM-FRESH FRUITS & VEQETABLES
Large Florida Oranges ... ge
Large Seedless Grapefruit "i= § * 20°
New Red Potatoes i: 9 ™ 29
none higher
Fresh Mushrooms “ 43¢c Western Wingsap Apples 4
Anjou Pears ried 2% 29¢ Jceburg Lettuce 2 Ig heads 25¢
Yeliow Onions v.snet 3b 19¢ Fresh Salad Mix = 19
ERT Oxydol Detergent "sc 65°
A‘P Frozen Orange Juice _ 55% 6% potorgent - om 37: sot 65;
Campbell's Oyster Stew A&P Chopped Spinach 2 i: 31¢ gn _ is
A&P Frozen Peas 2 33 A&P Lima Beans ew 2 5 a5 PINK Dreft ws 90° “ng 12°
Birds Eye Potatoes i’ 2 ji 27c Birds Eye Peas we: 35c Rinso Gre large Jc giant Je
Birds Eye Orange Juice 5 :.. 85¢c Mortons Cherry Pies a 39¢ Sil D oy hs 30 2 1
A&P String Beans vv 2 3Tc T.V.Dinners Simeon se 63c Iver ust as Hy 32 Ply 19
Beefburger Steaks ::y 3 1.00 Birds Eye Broccoli s.. 2 2 53¢ Glim Detergent“ ote 35 53:
Sriow Crop Peas vr. 35¢ Clam Chowder comes 2 3 59¢ Bah-o Cleanser 2 14-01 23 21-02 16°
ls Ivory Flakes oe: 32
Jane Parker Sliced White Bread =. 15° 22° pos, k bi 3
Spam, Treet or Prem = “Vo 2.7 69 ake is 32
Cheddar Cheese ".° 4b¢ 58¢ Sultana Rice | i. 27e All Prices in This Advertisement Are Effective through Saturday, February 18th.
Mel-0-Bit 2 to: 49¢ A&P Tuna Fish Sof 2 72: 59 Your A&P Store In
Longhorn Cheese > 49¢ Star-KistTuna on 2°47 83c Mount Joy
Swiss Cheese “hiv * 55¢ Van Camps Tenderoni ‘= 10¢
TILL MORE LOW PRICES!
45 MORE GROCERY
PRICE REDUCTIONS
Bringing our total grocery price
Reductions to OVER 700 Since
OCTOBER 1ST, 1955
See How You Save More Af A & P
s
Is Open Friday Night
Palmolive Soap
Ad Detergent Downyflake
Ajax Cleanser Karo Syrup
4 regular a 21¢ Frozen Waffles
ct oe |e 30° Shy rae Bee 18 | cine
Palmolive Octagon Crisco 5 Mazola Oil Ni
| iagara
: Soar Landry Sea Shortening Zin qurt a0 Laundry Starch
cakes 38 i Chg 28° Ls 32 Xe 86 Gallon jug So oo 19
Cashmere Bouquet
Soap
Fluffo
Shortening
Ajax Cleanser
lors 2c off large c i 12-02, C quart C
g “vine 85° | i 2 4 19° | 1s gp | 2 ig 21°57: 20 2 ib 97
Linit
Laundry Starch Argo
Gloss Starch
Cashmere Bouquet
Soap
2c off Sale!
Butter Kernel
Peas
Grand Duchess
Frozen Steaks
Kingsford
Snow Crop Mi
Comstarch Hig
Vegetables
bath size mie 11¢ 2 7 37° ri 49 i oe 15¢ 2 02 39:
Vel Aerosol Excelsioi Super Right Dole
Deodorant
Sem 80°
Burry’s
Chocolaie Macs
8l/5-0z. 33
pka.
Detergent
30 7
Fab
Defergent
5c off Sale! 25¢ gta
large pkg.
Veal Cutlets
a 99°
Birds Eye Cut
Siring Beans
2 10-0z. 41¢
pkgs.
large
pkg.
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Luncheon Mea!
alive
Snow Crop
Strawberries
Sliced 2? 10-01. 49:
pkgs.
Pineapple Juice
46-01. 49:
cans
Dole
Fruit Cocktail
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12-0z.
cans
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