THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy. Pa THE BULLETIN February 9 Lancaster County Oo WwW L L A F F S| Larmon D. Smith Publisher The Bulletin John E. Schroll, East Main St. SE Mount Joy, Penna. | Subscription Rate $2.50 per| Sir: | and Publisher, 1901-1952 year by Mail | Advertising rates upon request. {mail under the Act of March 3, | CONTEST (¥,om page 1) | ants This week is known as “high-| | gear” Week—one of the most | important of the entire cam- BY A WISE OWL | paign. For the next several | days contestants have the op-| | portunity to swell vote totals! How can an evening of din-| by leaps and bounds by secur- ner and a show get so compli- | ing second payments to advance cated? What started out to be | subscriptions to the full five | year limit. pri and a show in Philadel- phia for Dr. and Mrs. Michael] Gratch of Maytown, recently! turned out to be a comedy. i at they only had 5 BE curtain time, the| contestant. This can be done couple rushed to the from their dinner at Book- binders. Arriving at the the-| toward atre. they presented the usher| their tickets for two reserved are known as “extension” votes seats. But — there were two girls| already ‘in the seats. much deliberation, ' the group | realized that the Gratchs were | in the wrong theatre. So they rushed to the second retiring to their seats and en-| ter thos joyed the play. But ~ since! €ry source you can think of in| 3% they were again rushed for|a close race, the little things | train time, they left the play 5) count—a few moments wasted, a five-year subscription. | for the balance of the full five: testant the MAXIMUM votes. minutes and rushed to the station only(and votes can be a deciding | $ to ser .ue 11:00 p. m. train’ factor. EL 3 rear lights fading in the dis-| ‘Many of us spend half our | tance. The couple then had to time wishing for the things we ne m. for the! could have if we didn’t spend | 3 wait until 1:00 a. next train back to Lancaster so much time wishing for ow them.” Lots of people hovel To dreamed how nice it would be Here's a little poem sent me: | © call on their friends in a Women's falts are many, { shiny new Chevrolet. They are Men have only two: | the “wishers”. But somewhere Everything they say { in this area, there is a person And everything they do. | | dream come true—who will oe oo o | make his or her dream come A few nights ago, a fellow! true—kho will win the Chevro- who doesn’t care to have his, name mentioned, and who is a| pretty heavy drinker of liquor, dropped in at a local Deacon’s! home. The deacon had. known it is the measure of eternity. the man for a long time, and he wanted to help him. Accor- dingly, he thought he’d do him a favor and demonstrate the, evil of drink by actual experi-| ence. He put 2 glasses on the table. | Into one, he poured water, and gret the loss of it; nothing can, into the other he poured some be done about it. liquor. Then he brought out 2! squirmy worms that he had procured for the experiment. The deacon then dropped one] worm in the water and the other in the liquor. No sooner] was the worm in the liquor | shit than it puckered up into a Subscription to the “full limit’ shrivelled mass and fell dead|'™ helping them realize their to the bottom of the glass. The | highest hopes and ambition” other worm in the water was! The best way to win a friend swimming about and enjoying| is to be one! the bath. wits “Well,” the reacon said to] HONORED BY OPTIMISTS him, “you see what happened | Two Mount Joy Eagles were to the worm in the liquor. Does| 2 08 the group of eighteen that prove anything to you?” | countians who were honored The man nodded and said: | BY the Lancaster Optimist Club “You betcha,” “It proves that, or achieving the goal within if you drink liquor, you won't| the past year. Robert Buchen- have worms!” . | auer was present at the lunch- eon and received a framed ci- ® oo o tation and a miniature Eagle “Red” Metzler is telling the Soot jnstea pitt. ‘Also. honor- story about a Scotch friend of Con Dus Rent Lon he his on Marietta St. who wanted Wa nak Schotield. | to donate some money to the Sasa i March of Dimes drive, and ter sige by adver. wishing to remain anonymous, 2 een er the Bulletin | plishment of your projects. who expects; nothing more ra- pid to him who enjoys. asset.” Friends of contestants, you have of course, wished your) favorite well. You have encour- | aged him or her in a small way but have vou extended your Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | ny POLICE VIOLATIONS - 2! Published every Thursday at 11 L tt T h Edit Two Mount Joy men were a- Bast Main Street, Mowat Joy. e ers 0 I e | or mong the group of 40 prosece- | ted last week by. state police; Robert W. Seibert, failure to Henry Reist, speeding. of Mount Joy for their generous Through the kindness of the| support of our Christmas work Entered at the postoffice at| people of Lancaster County,|in connection with the recent Salvation Army has been] distribution of our Christmas 1879. able to assist approximately 297| magazine, the “War Cry”. | Member, Pennsylvania News- | families. Also, 85 additionall we of The Salvation Army paper Publishers’ Association. | paskets were Sincerely yours, DT Many people who have sub- | scribed for one year might bejs interested to know haw they: 5| can further help their favorite? Be in theatre| very easily by giving your fa- 2 vorite contestant the | The votes turned in this way |; | and an extended subscription 3 After vear limit will allow the con- The race is close. The final | outcome will be a real test of |; theatre, | last minute “hustling.” Go e subscriptions; tap before its completion | or the difference of a few 8 { who will make his or her let? He or she is the supreme | go-getter. The sort of person] who realize the value of time. “NOTHING is longer, since| “Nothing is shorter, since it, is insufficient for the Accom-| “Nothing is more slow to him ‘All men neglect it; all re-| “Time is man's most precious! SIMON P. NISSLEY MARY G. NISSLEY FUNERAL DIRECTORS Mount Joy, Pa. aa en - SXRD DOR Wear Clean Clothing Touch of luxury... for pennies! Less than you pay for the daily papers puts an . extension telephone within your reach. In bedroom, kitchen, den, few of the comforts of home cost so little, fit today’s relaxed living so well. Extension telephones are one item for a growing lit of tele- phone service extras offered by Independent com- panies. To America’s 5,000 Independents, making telephone service more convenient... more useful inevery way...is just as important as providing it. Ca : Ny) Columbia Telephone Company VOR \ Member of United States Independent Telephone Association Sr didn't gign his name to the| check! A friend of mine who lives! in the East Ward has a great habit of teasing his wife. He took her out riding in their car] not long ago and met up with| a farmer driving a span of! C. Robert Fry MANHEIM R. D. 2, PA. mules. Just as they were about! to pass the farmer's rig the mules turned their heads to-| ward the auto and brayed voci- | Turning to his wife the man Air Compressor Work Rocks ferously. Rock Drilling, Concrete Breaking, Etc. snd remarked: ‘Relative of yours, I suppose?’ “Yes,” agreed his spouse sweetly, “by marriage.” Ml Excavating and Grading oo o | Cellars, Trenches, Etc. Trees Removed Taking all in all, you'd think | a bigamist wouldn't have to be taken into court — — after what's a heavier penalty PHONE MOUNT JOY 3-475) than having 2 mothers-in-law? PEST CONTROL ALL WORK GUARANTEED stop for a red traffic light; and . = Free Estimates — WM. J. POWERS 121 W. BAINBRIDGE ST. PHONE E-TOWN 7-1415 packed and dis-| extend to the citizens of your tributed from foodstuffs sent in| community our sincere thanks.! from churches, schools, indus-| trial plants, ete. Over 2000 toys| were also given to needy chil-| session ff spe dren. A | | John 8S. Bishop, Brigadier “shire” in England foster-| We wish to express our sin-'ed the name of Cumberland re appreciation to the people County. - PNS Fast and Efficient Service eed Cleaning Pressing Tailoring J Eicher lys i YOU WE RI PHONE CALL ed Mt. 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