THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa. Thursday, December 22 : T he Story that noted | King | little idea sight in acorns with a small hammer.” | A rueful bridegroom {rom West Main street told our in- quiring reporter, ‘I never knew what happiness was until I got married — and then it was too late.” shoppers, Remember late male he're a suggestion: Spring when “Slater John Miller bought his wife a lawn] mower for her birthday? -— —' Well last week he was at Newcomer's Hardware Store and purchased wash basket He told the clerk he thought it would make a swell Christmas present for his wife For you last Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flow- ers. When they are married. their brides get the presents] and publicity. And when thoy die, their wives get the insur- ance and winters in Florida ® & +» 1 “Dyke Garber came up with anotaer wonderful idea for making money. He wants to put all the men on one island, and another is- wants to go all the women on land. Then “Dyke” into the ferry boat business. The advertising: manager of a nearby local paper has decid- ed that women are like papers, and lists the following reasons to support his thesis: | They have forms, they are! made up; they have bold types; | they always have the last word; they have great influence; they | carry news wherever they go; they are much thinner than | they used to be: and finally, ev- ery man should have one of his own and not borrow his neighbor's. The manager of the | paper adds this postscript: Back numbers are not in demand. news- inside road, 86 for Oldsmobile’s moves this big beautiful car away from a stop light effortlessly . . . By Mason Dennison, Pennsylvania News Service Harrisburg Undoubtedly British England had Sons) Charles of what evidence To powerfully smooth! it savs langnage! under the hood of this dazzling Super 1050 than OWL LAFFS Pennsylvania Editor monarch he was Just standing at the curb itsavs. "Come and take a ride!” “Gol” For there's more pure action terrific as the Ge in ummistakable vou can imagine! Rocket max good result of the current ses- sion's duration - it has perhaps The legislative match has been before them now for a year - week in and week | | | | n- belatedly beginning to realize. The car with the POWER on tut bleak day in Marc 274 74, her sal ude rel {¥ years ago when he handed a te with almost devastating as William Penn BE of pare i to many Pennsylvanians who | thorn carvings, snake skin hand | oF en Com. | heretofore viewed their State bags, slippers, wallets, croco- of | Sotemmen a Rn inconse- dile skin calabashes, ground- That started it - and it cer-| 4 It oe tor ib nuts, raffia bags, combs, BY A WISE OWL | tainly seems logical to assume home the © to exchange American ones : | in light of developments in the fact that today Pennsyl-| such as jackets, slacks, flash | State Legislature this year that yu... oovernment is a $2 bil-' camera, longsleeve sportshirts,' Well, here it goes, Helen. I had Charley the foresight to jion operation sucking hung-! I tried to keep it out but I'm see what would be happening rily at the taxpayer's. pocket- | srt 8, nylon ‘shirts,’ socks! dnd forced to tell After all! in the year 1955, he would un- book 3 | ist] 32). : doubtedly have admonished the : | leather belts (size those pink and red tickets dafing Mr Penn: It took a year : for many to, wouldn't match too well on my, that om io. the In: realign how amazingly cloge t0 ' | "te t everyday living are the laws " Bue ear | dians son - at least they're , cred out here in Harris- Several weeks ago Helen pgppe | urs. » Holtzman decided that she was Much to the disgruntlement If such points have been ac-! ready to take her drivers ex- of the Indians, of course, this complished by a haggling Leg- amination at Lancaster - - - = land-happy king from across then perhaps . the ex-' which she did. and did it well the way had no such foresight. | + hd expense of the current too - - she passed with fly- In fact that has been so long has been justified in ing colors, but - - - - she drove 480 we're not sure just what ome small degree. | the car home and.backed into kind of sight he did have . | Insofar as effecting everyday their rear parking lane and I an) syent, the potaliel s living is concerned, Washington Bang - - - - she ran smack in- almost obvious ia 1955 there is a piker compared to Harris- : | seems to be no legislative fore- Em to a fence post. | burg - a painful fact many are THE BULLETIN There is perhaps at least one| Published every Thursday at 11| East Main Street, Mount Joy. | Lancaster County, Pa. | Larmon D. Smith, Publisher focused attention of rank and 3 i ile taxpaver : rote h ohn Schro file taxpayer and voter on hel po... hg publisher, 1901-1952 deliberations of the Legislature el in a degree nothing else could. | Subscription Rate $2.50 per | year by Mail bowling! a qyertising rates upon request. | Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | out I mail under the Act of March 3 | 1879. The fiscal pinch on the home| Member, Pennsylvania News- I front insofar as schools, vw hospH paper Publishers’ Association. goods are Ebony carving things, dagger knives, animal skins, 1 promise to reply to all fet-' ters written to me by airmail. Yours sincerely, A. U. Okok, Jr. 68 Aroloya Street, Iagos Nigeria, West Africa. oe o o | eral Assembly grinds into the &ood old Charley: age distinction of being the longest Before marriage, ile average since the Indians were shooed neh that he wll be out of the woods and herded L tt rs To ie Editor gd of ihe ue Brow into Cornplanter Reservation in e e th2 reason why. ¢ > ae p es a while. he knows the northwestern part of the : : | state. (This letter was Te vied by = the reason why | Two tax programs in the past| the publisher and * printed be- eo © o | twelve months have been low in the wish that" several | vanced by. Governor Leader persons might be interested to Here's a hunting story I al- and each has been painfully] receiving penpal” in Africa.) | mast forgot to tell you ~~ 77 7 riddled by sharpshoting musk-{ Dear Sir: “Fat” Wertz was telling the cers in the Republican-con- I am seeking for America boys at the fire house about 4 {rolled State Senate. pen pals of both sexes to cor- grey squirrel that “Chief” Ray, mp, long-awaited but in some] respond with. Than I got your Myers shot at while on a hopefully not expected|name in the library as one of ing trip to the mountains. - - =, "of the manufacturers|the faithful and reliable pub- He said the Chief shot at the excise tax last week was per-|lishers and decided to write animal and knocked its teeth haps the high point of the cur-] and ask for space to put my out, but the ‘squirrel got away, session - especially insofar{ name and address in your - - = -- When one of the fel-! oc calling, hissing and} newspaper. lows asked how he knew ‘he yy... of physical violence are{ 1 am 20 years old, 5 ft. 8 in knocked out his teeth, Amos .,,.erned. fis | {all and wish to exchange views explained, “The following d8y¥ what happens from this time] and free gifts of African goods, Hag aad ind in Sy forward will be mere anti-cli-'for U. S. A. ones. 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Saturday’ All A&P Stores and Markets Will Be CLOSED MONDAY, DECEMBER 26th Fresh Cole Si Anjou Pears Pecan Meats Cashew Nuts . ! | Christmas Week | Frost - Bruce Smith; 6 Christ-| Hess, Linda Stehman, Joyce the operetta was Helen Musser. | mas Trees Charles Suloft, Newcomer, Betty Lehman, Jean) The third grade pupils, Program Held James Snyder, John Rosenber- Staley, and Joan Staley; 6 Toy (Tin to page 7) ry, Jerry Kornegay, Ronald Soldiers - Jerry Kornegay, Ray | = —— At Donegal School Johns, and Roger Richards; mond Bowers, James Shafiner,| | Santa Po - David Greer: James Snyder, Harry Frye, "DOUBLE BREASTED A special Christmas week ves White Christmas + Judy Shrum James Noll; Waltzing Doll planned for the pupils of the! g Brownies - David Martin,’ Bast Donegal’ Township Ele-| Nathan Hess, Larry Johns, Dean * | mentary Schools which includ-| Hess, Lonny Wolgemuth, and Dr.H.C.Killheffer | ed the following: Monday, Jack Nolt: Jack-in-the-Box etrist ols, followed by devotions led Paul Richard: Merry Christmas Optom by Pamela Cupper and Edward (Mrs. Santa Claus) - Thelma MANHEIM | Ginder. Tuesday, caros and de-| He isey: Cat (The Creature) - 163 S. Charlotte St. votions led by Robert Young Robert Young: Mouse - Thom- | 5.8042, 2.6135 and Joyce Sutter. Wena; as Davis; 6 Christmas Candles Man. & Wednes. 7.9 P. M. a very special day with carols)! - Jeannette Wheary, Geraldine : i i 5 3 LIZABETHTOWN | devotions led by Carol Ann Bix Barrick, Brenda Pardo, Anna E 2nd Floor Clauss ‘ler and Jay Linard, followed Mary Brubaker, Sandra Felty, Phone 7-4163 by the operetta “The Christmas and Catherine Nace; Sugar oy 3a pM. Fantasy” by Lillian Cervenka.| Plum - Joyce Sutter: 6 Candle It was given by the sixth grade | : students, under the direction of 0 li M Electric W Id Miss Sara Mischlich, od Me) ua 18 Meats | and Gas € ng William . 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