THE BULLETIN. Mount Joy. Po. | THE BULLETIN ( Thursday, November 24 2! Published every Thursday at 11 East Main Street, Mount Joy. Lancaster County, Pa Larmon D. Smith, Publisher | John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 Subscription Rate $2.50 per vear by Mail Advertising rates upon request. Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class { mail under the Act of March 3, 1879. | Member, paper Publishers’ The Pennsylvania Pennsylvania News- Association. BY A WISE OWL OWL LAFFS farmer's clock der Story Harrisburg Governor Lea unquestionably is destined A Back Run from the animal al Nore had suddenly ceased to func- to hear more HW a + kingdom in Pennsylvania tion. So he and his wife came] ; : { t For that matter he may well ‘al jeweler in town to i 10.9 local jeweler hear quite vehemently from get a new one.’ There were athe pop-animal kingdom of this lot to pick from, but a cuckoo|gqir state. clock fascinated the farmer. He In fact there is no telling though n syns fun 30 watch just where it all may end but the little bird pop out and tell this Is.the of all the the hour. Bul his Wife was re- barking and yaping now being | Juctant to buy H. theard in kennels throughout! “It's a nice clock,” she ad- {he land: mitted, “but just what would! Late last week at his press we feed the bird?” conference, he was discussing © =o ! with reporters the technology behind the defeat of his now- | Wishing to do the right thing, | famous classified income tax the motorist, stopped the carjgome three months ago started out in searc f the : | and started out in search of the; tie was underscoring the farmer whose rooster he had . a2 : point that it wasnt just Opposi-| hit, near Mastersonville if! ; tion to the income tax itse After finding the owner, the| hat smaked down the cipsined) motorist explained how he had | pan, but the opposition of killed the rooster with his aus many different groups of tax- to and said he was willing to} payers that would be afiected,| replace him. | such as people relying in divi-| ‘Hmmmmm,” said the witty rents, interest and royal- farmer, “Well. let's hear you|ty, utilities - and to use the row” g * [Governor's own words - “it hit] oo a lot of people with that pro- | gram. | Think how safe it would be] And this was the Governor's, if motorists approached school|sentence: buildings as slowly as they did] “What you do, you stir up all} the first day they ever attended) the animals.” school. We're uncertain at this point] ° | whether Governor Leader {meant that some of the animals] his York County farm had] A tired-looking husband dropped Newtown | on into our of-|become aroused - for some rea- fice last Saturday and pointed Son - over the tax plan, or out that women have two en-| Whether he was inferring that! tirely different kinds of min- | those who dared to oppose the utes. “There's the regular sixty tax plan were a bunch of ani- second minute,” he explained, mals. “and then there's the more Supposedly that of course can common “just-wait-a-minute’ | Pe left largely to conjecture - type.” 3 and there a few people bet- ter equipped to indulge in con- eo jecture of this nature than poli-! Another thing the married themselves. man remembers at this time of we should insrpose here; » ic : and / ; z year is that the first fall wrap) hd now that pis 1s pat was a fig leaf. question of : mis-understanding la quote. It will be found in the o =» written transcript of the press 3 ; conference Here's a poem we received Well hit] = on p ell anyway, with e anu- that was postmarked from Flor-| : A ty wie many in: facturers. excise tax the ad- : : {ministration has no . se My health is good, my vision| § now proposed ine and currently is in the process ud : | of being chewed up in the g- My wife is worth a diamond |, Latur > tH i 1 the Leg {islature, the ‘‘animal’ wails, or mine: os ae ig wails, ol ee > . € protests trom those aftecte Tis true I have some griefs| = : ose affected J) this levy should be considerably {inasmuch as new proposal, and fears But nothing beers. confined I can’t drown Pennsylvan- in| 3 fewer {iasn will be hit - directly that ° ® ° | is. { Or, as the Governor said i 5 s S n Philosopher Enck says: “The. . . $ ; 5a; speaking of the excise tax only thing wrong with the dol-|