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WISE OWL
BY A
At an this
tipped
Clvde
months ago
official weigh-in
Clyde Nissley
174 pounds
morning,
the scales at
)
weighed 211 about 2
several small
would
by
made
his weight
and
that
pounds
(today)
- - = So,
wagers
175
Thursday
be
or less
December 23, at noon.
pay up you guys
Girls realize they arc
older when the friends
used to ask “Why don’t y
married change to “Why
n't you ever marry?”
getting
who
ou get
did-
Two theatre patrons were ar-
guing about what they could do
to make better in their
theatre.
One that
would come to sit in the seats
covered with red
and another thought
would do the rick.
turned to a
standing
suggested people
if they were
leat!

they third
was by
vou're not saying a
do you think about
he replied,
the ad-
ask me,
“I think ye should cut

mission price and cover the
. seats with people.”
We hasten to point out that
while every man has his wife,
only the iceman has his pick
Here's
got—
Why ar
their
ost for-

vone wouid put a shirt
refrigerator, is beyond,
— but it happened -
and Elmer Betz, Marietta,
did it — - — Therefore he will
be our new president of the ab-
club.
in
me
sent-minded professor's
Et
Restaurant at the time
“Mim’ was in QCGainor’s
Someone came in and informed
him that he was {to take his
daughter Vera, to the hospital.
and “Mim”,
quick
knowing he was to be grand-
father again, and in his rush to

leave, became so excited, that

he couldn't find his breadbasket,
that he had brought into the
restaurant.
®
Its easy enough to look pleasant
When vou are
But the person
Is the one
With a cold
feeling flip
worth whil
vho can smile
sore on his lip.
While visiting a friends home
I overheard this:
“Young lady,
by nine.”
I want vou in
“But Daddy, don’t vou re-
member when Vou were
young?’
“You're darned right I do,
and that’s why I want you in by
nine.”
A woman
man up and down to
she is wearing. A
woman up a
what she is clothing
looks another wo-

what
looks a
nd down to See
see
man
Philosopher Enck says A
little research will usually
closa that the upper crust is
made up of crumbs that have
worked their way up from the
soggy middle.
dis
“I teach you everything 1
know, and still, you don’t know
nothing.” A local elementary
out-of-patience teacher, told
one of ‘her backward-inclined
students.
Two old friends met at the’
post office last week day.
After greeting each Bill
remarked to Sam:
“You look sort of pale. What's
the matter?”
“Oh!” replied Sam, “I had a
dreadful experience last night.”
“What happened?” asked Bill.
“Last night, upon my return
to my hotel room, I opened the
door, and there was the most
beautiful girl I ever saw.
“What did you do?”
“What did I do? I called
manager and had her thrown
out! What would you do?”
one
other,
the |
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THE BULLETIN (
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East Main Street, Mount Joy.
Lancaster County, Pa.
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of March 3

Union Holds
Christmas Party
For Members
The 1 Federal Li:
ion of the Mig. Company
affiliated
socal ibor Un
James
with the American
Federation of Labor, held its an
nual Christmas party for then
members and families at the
Landisville Fire Company ban-
quet hall, After a tasty and well
served dinner of with
all th
turkey
trimmings served by the
Ladies Auxiliary of the Fire Co
the children were entertained
with games under the direction
of the Misses Hess and Gordon
followed by the presentation of
San-
the
gifts to all the children by
ta Claus. The
evening wa
old and new
remainder of
spent 1m
friends and singing
Christmas Carols
Present wert
and family,
Harold Brown
Clarence Good
Stephan Supperl
and wife, Samuel Gillums and
wife, David Shank and wife,
Fred Knepp, Charles Mateer,
Donald Germer,
Jacob Lindemuth and wife, E
J. Young and wife, John Hess
Amos
1 1
and famuy,
tter and
Clarence
Frey
1d wife,
Hoste
family, Bruce Klin
Witmer
and family, Ray Shuey ai
and family, John
Blaine Stephens and family
Clarence Heisey and family
Samuel Grove and family, Ern-
est Hess and wife, George Weav
er and wife, Farke Kreider, and
Edward Elslager and family.
——
Gives Two Rules
To Stop Skidding
Motorists can stop skidding
on slippery roads and streets by
observing two well established
rules, advises Edward FP. Currai
: Safety Director Au
Club.
of Keystone

First rule: Release the brakes
m the car immediately
Second: Steer in the direction
of the skid
Too quick, or heavy-footed
braking causes most 3
Mr. Curran continued. by
removing the pressure on th
brakes the cause is liminated
But the effect may continue an

Lic S 1 ) O er
mn the d ( id
Ste 1 1 kid 1¢ g
nply th ¢ oy 1
slide to 1 ten
he do ld b
tee rea !
1f a | lin 1
left they do if th
brakes ai yroperiy qualized
: the st ring n 1 should b
turned in the cil
“Many drivers econ 0 on
when their 1 1 ) Kid
nd jam on th ik n d
De te effort stop the mac n
forgettin h n ir
stop the sk The impulse to
ppl 1e brakes harder when a
car slides off on a tangent must
be resisted, because a smashup
virtually is inevitable unl
the skid is gotten under cont
And, finally, 1c 01
not the Of ly Klad ne al'Qs
Wet pavements, unequal tir
pressures, inequali by br
changes in the ‘ection of trav-
el and rough road surfaces all

ontribute to the danger
e thing ) did, but
I ie abot
Last night while my wife and
I were having om ff our weekl
1e said “To think 1 had
run-ins, ;
to marry vou to find how stupid
you are
I silenced her by saving
should have seen
proposed
Baxter, ti plumber arriving
hours after the call asked
How's
three
the man things?” Mr
The happy Mr.
While we
I taught the maid to swim.”
were waiting
I overheard a South Market
Street man tell his nephew that
boys today want too much mon-
ev, He said: “Do you know what
I was getting when 1 married

{ your Aunt?”
The nephew remarked: “Nope
, and I bet you didn’t either.” i
A WISE OWL
LANES
THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Po.) John D. Ressler
Thursday, December 23 2
Mortuary Record
JOHN E. HERSHEY
rshey, 91, of
Eliza-
R3 died Thursday at
th Messiah Home, Harrisburg
after an illness of two week
Born in Mount Joy Township
he was a son of the late Christ-
Hershey, A
life, he
re-
ian and Sarah Engle
farmer during his early
worked as a carpenter the
mainder of his active years. He
was a member of the Brethren
in Christ Church of the Done
gal district.
His
Mussel
former Rebecca
1924
Surviving are a daughter
Samuel O
R3; 2 grand
Mrs. I
Wif¢ the
died in
of Bruba-
Ruth, wife
ker, Elizabethtown
children; 2 ‘sisters, annie
H. Erb, Middletown, and Annie,
of H. K. Alwine, Los An-
‘geles, Calif.; and a brother, Nor-
Hershey,
wif
man E Florin.
Funeral Services were held on
Nissley
Cross Roads
from the Func
ré and the
Brethren in Christ Church, with
the C
Monday
il Home
interment in ross Roads
Cemetery.
EMMA B. HEISEY
Heisey,
May
Wednesday in
Hospital where
th
MISS
Miss
125 W
died at
the Harrisburg
she had been
86, ol
Emma B
Street, town
High
5:30 p.m
patient for
past several months
She w born in Maytown, a
the late John B.
Brandt Heisey. She
1 of the
hurch of God for 66 years and
De

daughter of
Fanni
1S¢
ana
was a member VMiaytown
C
also a mer
nber of the Home
partment of the church
She is survived by two
Viss Minnie Heigsey Mrs
izabeth Glattacher
sister
El
both
and
Heisey
at hom
Funeral services were held on
Saturday afternoon {rom Haw
thorne’s Funeral Hom Bain-
bridge, with interment in the
Maytown Union Cemetery.
TMACHER
Geltmach-
GE

ANDREW G
Andrew G

Curtin
er, 91, of Newtown, Columbia
R1, died Thursday at 10:30 a.m
at his home after an illness of 2
weeks. Born in Newtown, th
son of the late Jacob and Moria
ntz Geltmacher, he lived his
h'{

entire life in {ti house ©
h born. H wa
of the Ne n EU !
H d by in
VI. Gel Ci Rl,
tw randchilc a fon
eat grandchild
Funeral weld
Sunday afternoo » the N
sley Fund Hon vid Jo
\ } nterme
r
Je
IRS Rass VW 'sON
VI -“O1 vatson,
68, of 142 ) Vi Street
VI¢ N iturday, a
i ( yh'’s Ho
n { in of day
i Mount Joy
he daugt | late John ¥
) ! + Rahmand
i r of the As-
umption of the Biessed Virgin
\ Church, Mt. Joy. She was
d Je » Watson.
ivi 1 thre sisters.
1 a Rahm, Eva Rahm, and
[rs. Clara Weidman, all of Mt.
Funeral VI were held
Wednesday i! 8:30 from the
y Fun 1 Home with Re-
juiem 1 h Mass at Assumption
wf Ble d Vi in Church at 9
> '
SPEND WEEKENI
AT CHRISTMAS CITY
Virginia Zink Sara Zimmer-
man { Zimmerman
pent i weekend with Mrs.
Zi s family at tl Christmas
ci { iton, M They al-
SO i the La Salette Shrine
A

| DENTAL COND
DEC. 31,1954 1
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For full information contact your nearest
VETERANS ADMINISTRATION office
rere
Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
| Italy; passed through the
| sored by the Navy
| which gives
| ships
|
Returns From Round |
The World" Cruise
San Diego, Calif. (FHTNC-—
John D. Ressler, training de-
viceman second class, USN, son
of Mr. and Mrs. Isaac K. Ressler
of Route 2, Mount Joy, Pa., and
husband of Mrs. Ann M. Ressler |
Hilcrest Ave., R1, Schuylkill
Haven, serving aboard |
the attack aircraft carrier USS
Hornet which returned here on
Dee. 15th after an eight month
‘around the world’ cruise
Deploying from Norfolk, Va.,
on May 11, 1954, the Hornet vis-
ited Lisbon, Portugal; Naples, |
Suez |
Canal, stopping at Colombo,
Ceylon, and Singapore, Malayan |
States before joining the U. S.
First late in June
Carrier Air Group 9, compos
ed of four squadrons of the U. S.
Ol
Pa., is
Fleet
Navy's latest jet fighter and at-!
tack bombers, was embarked in
the Hornet throughout the
cruise
During the operation off Hai-
nan Island in July, the Hornet
was the flagship of Vice Admir-
al W. K. Phillips, USN, Com-
mander First Fleet; and {rom
Sept. 16th to Nov. 12, the Horn-
et flew the flag of Rear Admiral
S. C. Ring, USN, Commander
Carrier Division 1 which was
the U. S. Seventh Fleet's Fast
Carrier Task Group in the For-
mosa area.
Operating from Manila Bay, |
Fhilippine Island, the Hornet
also visited Yokosuka, Japan
and Hong Kong, British Crown
Colony, China. Enroute the
United States from Japan, the
Hornet stopped briefly at Pearl
Harbor, to take part
the Dec.
ies there
to
Hawaii, in
7th memorial ceremon-
FALMOUTH
rer er
A candlelight service was pre-
sented i the Church of thei
Brethren last Sunday evening.
program was in charge of
}
tne young
The
{ the church.
Members of the Cedar Hill}
School group will go to the Ore-|
people of
ville [ennonite Home, near
caste on Thursday even-
g, > for the guests at the
home. A
The Pupils at the Ebersole!
school, of which Mrs. Isaac Bar- |
hay the teacher, presented |
Christmas program to a
capacity crowd
Virs. Davida Libhart, teacher

Hill
sented her pupils
of the Stevens
School, pre-|
in a Christmas
Program Monday night
Sunday dinner guests of Mr. |
and Mrs. Earl E. Nissley, of the
Nissley farm, had as their Sun-
day dinner guests, Mr. and Mrs.
Ira Sensenich and children, Ma-
bel, Mary, John, of Lititz; Mrs.
Martin
Home;
Me n-
Nisslew,
Mrs.
family, |
Sanford,
Oreville
Joseph
Mr
and
Emma
nonite
Conoy
Sanford
'ownship: and
Le
Ruth,
aman
Miriam, Irene,
Jr.. and Daniel, of Conestoga;
and the Nissley's
Clair
Vir
children, Fern
Luke |
Mrs
Miller, spent last
and
and Charles Reis
week-end with
relatives in Ashland, Pa
I. Q. Tests |
‘Given Freshmen
At Donegal High |
During the past week the]
Guidance Department of Done-|
gal High School administered
the California Test of Mental
Maturity to all freshmen. This
1s a test oi reasoning powers
I. Q.
abilities in four general areas.
This test,
an based on
used in conjunction
with other devices, to |
predict success or proficiency in
is used
high school studies or an occu- |
pational choice for later years.
On Friday, Dec. 10, five mem- |
bers of the senior class were the |
guests of the State Teachers]
College at West Chester. Phyl-
lis LeVan, Sonja Carver, Sara
Jane Portner, Charles Ashen-!
felter and Jay Metzler were)
shown the campus and buildings
by a member the student
the dining
hall and later met with a mem-
ber of the faculty who answer- |
ed their questions. They were |
accompanied by Mr. Broske. i
On Saturday, Dec. 11, James |
Grove, Leroy Holler and Peter |
went Franklin and |
Marshall college for a test spon- |
which pro-!
Reserve scholar- |
throughout the United!
States for 1,800 young men an-|
nually. Recipients of these cree)
of
body, ate lunch in
Nissley to
vides Naval
olarships may attend colleges
other than the Naval Academy.
To Wed Sunday
FIRE COMPANY CALLED
ENGLE PROPERTY | i d Hi i
ease rrorerty. + BullGtin Advertising
Fire in a
Market St.,! ‘
Pays Big Dividends
Buller’s Beauty Salon
| Main Street Florin, Pa,
| Cold Waves Machineless
| Permanents $5.00 up
Call Mt. Joy 3-4339
Maude Buller, Prop.
Mary Landvater,
Jay Eberly
house
| Henry Engle, South
| was put out Tuesday night by
| membe rs of the Friendship Fire |
The wedding of Miss Mary | Company under direction of oo ere
Kathryn Landvater, daughter|chiof Ray Myers. Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
of Mr
Landvater,
Mt. Joy, and
Eberly, son of
and Mrs. Howard R.|
214 W. Main Street, |
rear of Engles The
A 7/90 Tot lin. vs
A/2c Jay Marlin} hroke aut between the chimney
Mr. and Mrs. |
land the wall of the house f iH
Parke Eberly, 121 N. Market] ® N
Mount Joy, will take| whe d of Printing (any-
December 26, atl Bulleti
B. Church
The house is located to
the — - — et —————— rs ————

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hom blaze 4
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Street,
place Sunday,
the St. Paul's U
Elizabethtown.
GENERAL REPAIRING
BODY and FENDER SHOP
remember the
ADAM H. GREER
JEWELER
Phone 3-4124
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
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mn

The ceremony will take place!
at 2:00 p.m. with the Rev. S. T.|
Dundore, pastor of the church, |
officiating in the double ring
ceremony.
Following the wedding, a re-
ception will held in the
home of the bride's parents. Af-
ter a short wedding trip through
the South, the couple will reside
in Hampton, Va.
he 2 ALONG 230 ROUTE
R. D.
WEST OF FLORIN

PHONE 3-9867 J. S. SNYDER - PROP.

The bride, who is a graduate
of Mount Joy High School, was | |
employed by the First National |
Bank and Trust Company of Mt. |
Joy, and her fiance, a graduate
of Manheim High School, is
serving in the United States Air
Force, stationed at Langley Air
Force Base in Virginia |

Thoughtful Aliention
To Every Deluil
JAMES B. HEILIG
Funeral Director

Quality Meats
ALSO A FULL LINE OF

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