THE BULLETIN. Mount Joy, Pa.
Thursday, November 4
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Officer Neiss is having a lot of |
trouble with his golf game. The]
main trouble is he’s always)
standing too close to the ball —
after he hits it.
One golf game He played He|
was trying to get out of the]
rough and a guy in overalls was |
watching him. Finally, the gent]
in overalls said: “Mister, Tl
give you a dollar a hole.” The |
Chief, being quite perturbed,
remarked “A dollar a hole? Are
you a golfer?” “Nope, said the
watcher-on, I'm a farmer, but
I'll give you a dollar a hole.
You dig em, and I'll put the
fence posts in.”
I heard him tell Evelyn, the|
chief cook and bottle washer up
at Kulp's, that he thinks this]
game of golf will drive him out
of his mind.” Evelyn replied:
“That aint no drive — that’s a
putt.” +
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I was telling the fellows back
at the Fire House that I'm an
independent married man. If I
get home at two or three o'clock
in the morning, I don’t have to
sneak into the house with my
shoes in my hand. Not me —
I've got a perfect right to sleep
on the back: porch with the dog.
The latest report on Clyde
Nissly’e avoirdupois project
comes to us that he is down to
190 pounds and the going is]
getting tougher — — — — 175 |
pounds by ecember 23 Noon |
is his goal. |
Myrtle Nornhold
with a new idea, she tried to|
make the fellows down at Gain-
or’s Kitchen the best cup of rk
fee they ever tasted — — — —
without adding the coffee. |
came up
Saturday 1: met the most dis-
gusted hunter I believe I haVe|
ever seen. He waited until the
rain had stopped, then went out
for several hours and didn't|
shoot his gun off — —-
on the way home he sold
gun and shells and if he could, |
he told me he would redeem his|
license — — — I won’t tell you|
his name, but he’s the same guy
that locked himself in the men’s|
wash room at Shirks gas station. |
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A WISE OWL |
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ATTENDING SALES
TRAINING SCHOOL
Warren H. Stehman, local |
representative of the Farm Bur- |
eau Mutual Automobile Insur- |
ance Company, Farm
Bureau |
Mutual Fire Insurance Company
and Farm Bureau Life
ance is one of 44 agents attend-|
ing the Sales Training School |
being conducted by Farm Bur- |
eau Insurance Companies of]
Columbus, Ohio from Nov. 1 to}
Nov. 5 at the Hotel Roanoke, |
Roanoke, Virginia. :
Warren H. Stehman has met
the eligibility requirements es-|
tablished by the Companies, |
which are designed to help the
agent render better service to
his policyholders.
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+ Maks Youn, Our LOW COST
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| Mount Joy, Pa.,
{mail under the Act of March 3,
‘Dr. Ranck Is
| Life”
| Mrs.
| ister who married them:
| Edgar
| the reception-the
| Society; Mr
land Dr. D. E
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Lebanon Valley College. His}
| brother, the Rev. Allan Ranck,| §
arrived at the program later §
| in his life.
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* Letters To The Editor
THE BULLETIN
| LETTERS TO THE
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Mount Joy Bulletin
Mount Joy, Pa
East Main Street, Mount Joy.
Lancaster County, Pa
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher
John E. Schroll,
EDITOR
1954
| Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 To the Editor
disappointment
‘newspaper
Merchants
record
It was a real
to read in the daily
t the Mount Joy
Committee
2.50 per]
vear by Ma
at the postoffice at os.
as second-class nas. gone oh
as opposing the use of meter
\ Sear
| 1879. - : ' parking on Friday and Saturday
Member, Pennsylvania News- nights in the borough, and has
paper Publishers’ Association. : x He oe
urged the Council to take some
action to halt their use at those
times.
The installation of parking
Mount Joy
Guest Of “This
meters in has
brought in thousands of dollars
in revenue to our local
. | ment and has thus saved the lo
Dr. Boro Ranek was the guest cal citizens a like amount In
of honor at a This 1s Your additional property or head tax-
program held Thursday :
night in the basement of the St. |
Mark's E. U. B. Church. Al-
though the Rancks and the con-
gregation knew that a reception |
in honor of his beginning his
seventeenth year in Mount Joy
was to be held, the identity of
the program was kept a surprise
by the committee.
merchants stand-
doubt if cus-
turned
but rath-
been an
folks to
and
From the
point I seriously
tomers are
by the parking meters,
er that the meters have
added incentive for
park and do their shopping
then move out so that
| could park. From my
being away
others
personal
The affair was attended by Sher ters. 1 :
Br experience meters have been a
| 250 persons. Warren Bentzel b ov
definite advantage in finding a
was the master of ceremonies
| whereas before the meters were
for the program: Jay Barnhart|
place to park close to the
laved appropriate music on the! :
D a) appropri | installed it was a rare occassion
govern- |
{ or 3 mill tax,
shops |
piano; James Hostetter took .
. : when you could find a place to
candid pictures throughout the
y: : park within a block or two of
affair; Wilbur Heistand made al |
the downtown stores
The
complimented for
tape recording of the program;
three pieces of luggage was pre-
sented to Dr. and Mrs. Ranck;
| promotions as they
Ranck received
an orchid
: doubt put the spotlight on Mt.
and Dr. Ranck, a boutenoire, I : :
their recent
. i
local merchants are to be
have no!
oT | Joy as a shopping center. But
and the book of “This Is Your > ; saa {
TH as : I really believe that they have |
Life” was given to Dr. Ranck. : |
been pressed into their present
Guests who appeared on the
action by the
stage after their voices were :
3 : a few who may have tried to
guessed from their places in the| 0
beat the meters and have |
Mrs. |
been forced to pay the
penalty
[ majority of
next room were Mr. and
his parents; Mrs.
Edward Diller, his sister; Mrs.
Marguerite Shontz, a high
school mate; Miss Virginia Ho#- AHL STS
man and J. Paul Sauder, fellow ai
teachers while he was on the
New Holland high school teach-
ing staff; Mrs. Dorothy Ranck,
his wife; “Bud” Baer, the man |
who introduced he and his wife; |
the Rev. F. C. Aungst, the mih- |
Rev. J.|
Hertzler, fellow student
at Bonebrake Seminary; Lee |
and Barbara Ranck, his chil-
dren: Mrs. Dan Hoover, his Sun-:
| day School teacher as a boy;
Dr. S. C. Enck, the minister whol
ordained him; Mrs. A. C. Spang-
ter: Mrs. Clinton G. Eby, presi-|
dent of the sponsoring group for |
Ladies Aid
and Mrs. Oliver
Mateer, the first couple married
ky him upon arrival in Mt. Joy ;
Young, the minis- | i
ter who presented him with his| i
Doctor of Divinity degree at
eorge Ranck,
Gg g and not by the
shoppers
was taken of the loca
on
since he was the guest speaker |
at the Sunday School conven-| }
tion in New Holland. Joseph
Buchenauer flashed pictures on
a screen appropriate to the time
committee for
Clifford
The planning
the affair consisted of
Schmidt, Warren Bentzel, Jos-
eph Buchenauer, Mrs. Arthur
Sprecher, Mrs. Clinton G. Eby | Hi
and Mrs. George Albert. Mem- i
Ladies Aid Society
freshments follow-
bers of the
also served re
ing the program.
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loud complaints of |
resultant !
JLreat |
If a poll |
1 citizens I!
you will find that they’
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{ woud rather pay the few pen- | RUMMAGE SALE
nies for convenient parking |
rather than pay an additional 2 | the First Presbyterian
| of Mount Joy will hold
Very truly yours, Annual Rummage Sale
MOUNT JQY CHAMBER day and Saturday, November 5
OF COMMERCE and 6, in the Sunday School
Charles L. Fish, President | basement
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