THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa.
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Thursday, September 30
OWL LAFFS
BY A WISE OWL
I know we had quite a dry
spell this summer, but I didn’t
think it was as bad as Minnie
Hipple says: He told me it was
so dry that the fire plugs were
running around hunting the
dogs.
If you haven't heard Claude
Rehrer, of town, sing his favor-
ite song ‘Tonight's The Night”,
you haven't lived - - - - Some
think he should be given an
audition with a “big name”
band.
I like the one about the mo-
ther in Scotland who told her
daughter, “Yes, dear, I am your
nearest relative. but your fath-
er is the closest!”
Here's a little thought. to
make life less complicated:
If you like to eat celery in
bed, a dimple in your knee is a
handy place to keep the salt.
I often wonder if my large
family gets on the neighbors’
nerves. 1 wonder because I
know of a case of a family with
10 kids. They went away last
summer, to Atlantic City, and
one day they got a telegram
from their neighbors back heme §
It said: “Having a wonderful
time. Stay as long as you can.”
There was a funny old couple
who lived in a little shack near
my home town at Richfield. Ev-
eryone knew them as Aunt Mit
and Uncle Jerry and, as they be-
came older, they became more
sensitive to cold weather. One
freezing February day, Aunt
Mit decided they needed more
heat in their home so she pour-
ed a can of what she thought
was kerosene in the stove. Only
it was gasoline
The stove blew up and blew
them both through the roof of
the kitchen.
It was the first time they'd
been out together in 20 years.
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Believe it or not, this is sup-
posed to have happened in this
territory:
A dopey store owner hired a
dopier clerk who promptly
made a mistake that caused the
owner a lot of money.
“Know what I'm going to
do?” threatened the store own-
er. “Im going to take out a third
of your wages every week until
you've paid for the damage you
have done.”
“Gosh,” said the dopey clerk,
#That’ll take a long time.”
| “No it won’t” said the dopey
owner, ‘I will raise your salary
so I can get it back quicker.”
While visiting on Marietta
Avenue yesterday I heard this
conversation:
Housewife: “We are going to
get an automatic washing mach-
ine so we won't need you any
more.” ty
Laundress: “All right, ma-
dam, but an automatic washing
machine won't give no gossip.”
Up at the Mount Joy Diner,
a man from Florin ordered a
large plate of bologna - - - He
was rather hungry and stuffed
his mouth with more than he
could handle while talking to
a pretty waitress, and very near
choked to death. - - - - The mor-
al of this is: “When you are
full of bolouey, keep your
mouth shut!”
Perhaps it is just a dream I
had and remember vaguely. Or
perhaps it is a subconscious
memory that crowls out of its
little hole in my mind to scare
me now and then. Anyway, if
helps explain my interest in
movies about animals. But—as 1
seem to recall it, on the day I
was born the stork buzzed the
monkey cages at the zoo three
times before I could talk him
out of making a landing.
ul A
A WISE OWL
THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11
| Local Church
East Main Street, Mount Joy. | Receives Honors
Mortuary Record _
Weidle. He was a member of he
alunga Church of the Brethren
Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | >
mail under the Act of March 3, | East Pennsylvania
Youth Fellowship,
Conference
was named|S
1879.
Member, Pennsylvania News- | president of the General Youth | and Men’s Bible Class of the
paper Publishers’ Association. | Fellowship of the E. U. B. chur-| Sunday School. He had been
| ches. This position is on a na- employed by the General Cigar |
tional basis. | Co. for 20 years until he became
EDITORIAL: |
: Second, the local church was! ill and prior to that time had
NATIONAL NEWSPAPER | one of thirty to be honored for | been a cement contractor. {
WEEK receiving one new member for| There survive his wife, Bara |
every ten present members dur- | Miller Weidle, a daughter, Ruth
ing the year. At the present|E., wife of M. A. Stoltzfus, Tal-|
time, there are 732 members| mage; a brother, John K., Lan-|
and 79 new members were re: | caster R6; 2 grandchildren and |
ceived during the year. | his step-mother, Mrs. Keziah
“It is again my privilege to]
call attention to the observance |
this year, Oct. 1-8, of National]
Newspaper Week—an occasion
of tremendous interest to the |
newspapers of Pennsylvania | Third, Dr. Ranck was one of | Weidle, at the Masonic Home.
and to the people and commun-| nine named ministers of the Funeraal services will be held |
ities they serve,’ states Gover- East Pennsylvania Conference Friday afternoon a 2:00 p. m.|
nor John S. Fine. to attend the national confer: | from the Fred Koser Funeral |
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ers and sisters: the Misses Sarah |
formative to the public. To de- { Frank Aument and son, Frank,
: ma, Miss Charlotte Feeser, Mr. |
TN PAN Herman Kreiner, Mrs. Janet, MRS. G. FREEMAN NAUGLE |
oar [inary Work oo | McKain, Mr. Robert Schneider, : Mrs. Mildred Naugle, wife of |
Miss Shirley Eby, Mr. Glenn G. Freeman Naugle, 124 Delta
able land. Yet they produce 45 y, Mr. Jay Barnhart. ti 8t., Mount Joy, died at 1:15 a.|
per cent of the world’s meat, 65 hi 0 m. Sunday at Lancaster General!
per cent of its corn, and similar- | Hospital. She was forty-two.
ly high proportions of other il The Low Down Mrs. Naugle had been ill for!
sic foods.
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S seven months and was admitted
So outstanding a record is |
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From Hickory Grove | to the hospital on Aug. 13.
I say a good She was born in Johnstown!
: and was the daughter of the late
S. A. prime
summed up Charles and Grace Johns Stray-|
the result of various factors. |
One is the progress made in
scientific land conservation and!
Boiled down,
| diagnosis of our U.
(ailments could be
utiuization. Another is the su- . . + She resided in M v |
Rpg Sh as a state of “Confusion blend-| er- She re sided in Mount Joy for
J 0 economical| 4 ith speed.” We tear arou the past eight years. She was a |
machitery produced by the with speed. e tear around nh
ety 8 C y a8] +s if we were going s lene | member of Trinity Evang. and| ——
fs : : : as if we were going some place.
arm equipment industry. And] : ; | Lutheran Church, here. She al-|
another is something like every | On the highways we run into ™ : De
American uses every dav i Y| and over some 100 or 200 per-| SO Was a member of the Sunday |
é ses y day mone: an. 9 Te | School and the Women’s Mis-|
form or another— oil sons per 24 hours. The |
. thing we accomplish by such sionary Society and was a teach-
er in the nursery department of
The farmer is the world’s lar-
speed is to assist the business of
gest user of trucks and tractors. | : Sunday Sc she was «
He ands : the Undertaking trade. We hop the Sunday School. She was a
e commands more mechanical I olonc tor B A d leader in the Girl Scout pro- |
ee : : ane for Europe, Asia ¢ :
horsepower than is used in all] ® rot Ia an spam in Mt. Joy
the rest of i es ,,| where have you, where the | 5 a
He rest of industry—but he'd | striped pants bovs with their Besides her husband, she is|
have none at all if it weren't for | ~ re | survive r a daughter /
She and iss aes pea and 3 shells send us home | survived by a daughter, Judy
gasoline and lubricants. To put to ponder on what happened | Faye and a son Dennis Free-
> situati SP rea yp ‘hat happened or | v ee . i
the situation another way, a fold | man, both at home; five broth- |
generation ago each farm work- : ers: Carl C., and Jerry T., beth
er had about 2.2 horsepower at This country is alright—a| of Johnstown: A Donald and
grand country, I say—but we
his command. Now he has some
a lovely
| George
| MT. JOY,
FLORIN
Philip Richards
Lancaster County, Pa. The St. Mark's Evangelical == il cand Murs. and sis-|
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher | United Brethren Church receiv- HARVEY K. WEIDLE ter of Lancaster, called on Mr. |
John E. Schroll | ed three honors at the East! Harvey K. Weidle, 75, Lan- | and Mrs. Paul Arndt Sunday. |
Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 | Pennsylvania Conference last disville, died at 1:05 Tuesday| Some of the members of the
Subscription Rate $2.50 pr week in Lancaster, : Ia his home .after an illness of Shining Staar Class of the EUB
year by Mail First, Clair Wagner, East | eight months. He was born in Church and friends and the
Advertising rates upon request. | Main Street, who is at the pres- | East Petersburg a son of the teacher, Mrs. Clarence Nissley,|
Entered at the postoffice at| ent time the president of the| late John B. and Sara Kauffman enjoyed a bus trip to New York
City on Saturday. They visited
many places of interest and had
time. They returned
home Sunday morning.
Mrs. Warren Eshelman and]
daughter of Emigsville, visited |
relatives in town Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. John Bender, Jr.
Lancaster of
and Mrs.
and children of
Lancaster visited Mr.
Mumper Sunday.
Kissinger
visited
Mr. and Mrs. John
and Sons of Lancaster
relatives in town Sunday.
Mr. Harvey Campbell, was
removed to St. Josephs Hospital
on Sunday as a medical patient,
“The slogan adopted for the | ence to be held in Milwaulkee, | Home, Landisville, with inter-| Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Klugh,
observance this year is “Your | Wisconsin, Nov. 10-18. | ment in Graybill’'s Church of! announce the birth of a daugh-
Newspaper—Freedom’s Forum. tee | the Brethren Cemetery. ter on Wednesday at the Gener-
“Newspapers indeed can be a| E- U. B. CHOIR al Hospital.
most potent factor not only in| HELD BANQUET | MRS. R. LEROY GARMAN Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Mumper,
the preservation of freedom ol The annual banquet of the Mrs. M. Garman, 66,| and Mr. A. D. Garber and Mr.
we enjoy inthe United States| Evangelical U. B. Church was | Salunga, wife of R. Leroy Gar-| Jon. Frye, and Mrs. Katie Couch
but also a helpful aid in the | held Monday evening at Hostet- | man, died at 12:40. p.m. Tuesday | are spending several days at the
never-ceasing efforts of this| ter’s banquet hall. | at St. Joseph's Hospital after al Frey-Mumper Camp in Perry
country to establish freedom | There were 27 members and | | long illness. County.
for oppressed people every-| 21 invited guests present, name- | She was born at Salunga, 4] Mrs. Aaron Buckwalter was
where, | ly: Rev. and Mrs. Ezra i daughter of the late William admitted to St. Joseph Hospital
“The newspapers’ role in this| D.D., Dr. and Mrs. J. R. Kensel, | and Mary Metzger |, wednesday as a surgical pa-
most laudatory effort is depen-| Mr. Alfred Speers (Dist. Nr was a member of Landis-| tient.
dent in no small way upon the| of the Aeme Market) speaker, | ville Mennonite Church. Mr. Paul Shank of Hanover,
truthfulness in presentation of | Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Schmid, | Besides her husband she is visited his punts, Mus B. F.
news and editorial in each indi- | Miss ‘Luella Witmer, Mr. and | Survived by two daughters, Lu-| po and Mrs. Adah Eich-
vidual newspaper. Mrs. Walter Greiner, Mr. and | ella M., wife of W. Ralph Gam. ler on Sunday
“A free press must be con- | Mrs. Jay §herg, Mr. and Mrs. | ber, Lanse 2 Ei He 3 The Womans Work organiza
scious of its duty at all times. | Stoey Barrick,” Mr. and Mrs. | Vie > Jory 5 tose, oH tion of the Florin Brethren
It must present fairly and fear-| Samuel Balsbaugh, Mr. and] kind engl pron | Church will hold their 1st meet-
lessly news and information in- | | Mrs. John Rowe, Mr. and Mrs. | : > ‘Church on 1 Tuesday
ing at the
viate in the slightest detracts | MT. and Mrs. Henry S. Weber, M., Kathryn M., and Ada Male- | | Ke nneth M., both of Hx
from its value in the same mea- | 97» Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Buch-| horn, and Mrs. Hiram H. Gar- Va., and Wilbur B., Mount Joy;
sure that it is harmful to the |&nauer, Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Vo- | man, all of Neflsville; Mrs. Da-| sisters: Mrs. Irene Gehl
process of good government. | 8le, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wol-| yi Hooley Siiyer Spring, Dal-| 4 Fern, wife of Edwin Bros-
“It is a pleasure, therefore, | gemuth, Mr. and Mrs. Warren | oe RE William, of |; poth of Johnstown; Emily,
to recognize the newspapers in- | H. Bentzel, Mrs. Elwood Ma- | uy 4 id A be held wife of Charles Forney, and
dividually as well as collective- | ter, Mrs, Clarence West, Miss/ S Hon go Pye > Ny 2D June, wife of Paul Gindlesperg-
ly’ through the Pennsylvanial {| Anna Mae Eby, Miss Lois Kay- | Satur oy Arno 2 be er. both of Davidsville.
Newspaper Publishers’ "Associ. 10 r, Miss Fae Stephens, Miss fom ¢ id le vit wong Funeral services were held
ation in the observance of Nu) | Fae Wickenheiser, Miss Marion | wy ne I 3; i i oY Tuesday afternoon at the James
tional Newspaper Week.” | Neweomen, Miss Mary Schneide | fan ne patunga vennomie | Heilig Funeral Home with in-
er, Misses Jean and Sue Mum. | CEMEETY. | terment in the Mount Joy Cem-
| etary.
Dr.H.C.Killhetfer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
163 S. Charlotte St.
Telephone 5-2888
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AND EQUIPMENT
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LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
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Delta and Marietta Streets
PA.
ee ————
SIMON P. NISSLEY
don’t seem to savvy our destina-
tion—just where we are head-
ed. We need but a hint and we MARY G. NISSLEY
take off with a satchel full of _ x
cash to fix it. And on our backs FUNERAL DIRECTORS |
50 horsepower—and oil is the
fodder that makes those partic-
ular horses go.
And power doesn’t tell the
whole story of oil's work in ag-
riculture. Loss and damage We find we have 500,000 or a Mount Joy, Pa. ;
from weeds, insects and plant million free wheeling, well fed |
disease is very heavy on the ‘experts’ who say pretty BOON | TT Tr
farm, running into the billions everything will be jake. W. H. STEHMAN
FLORIN, PA. |
SQUARE ST.
annually. This waste has been, I am not against the Govt.— | PHONE MT. JOY 3.5547
materially reduced in late years, any Govt.—but our Govt. is not Farm Burea
through the use of sprays and! showing enough of ruggedness Automobile Insurance iY
dust which are derived from or thriftiness or 1776 vertebrae! Mutual Fire Insurance Co.
life Insurance Co.
oil, and are called petrochmic-, that it must soon show. We need |
: . LI i
als. Agriculturally-derived fer-, a slowing down—we cannot abt ks
tilizers are other important | read the signs—they are only a
|
| blur. A national mortician lurks
~not too terribly far |
farm tools.
Next Octobér, Oil Progress
Week will be observed. The ac
hievements the week is to com- |
memorate have benefically |
touched us all—and some of the | -
CALL TODAY
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| out yonder.
Yours with the low down,
JO CERRA
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week which announced that the| play chosen by the 4-H Clubs |
ADAM H. GREER
JEWELER
Phone 3-4124
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greatest of them have been in|pp Ay TRYOUTS {
agricultural fields. | "Trvouts for the play “Old} D
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QUOIT CONTEST DATES | tober 12, at 8 p. m. in the Post 8 e, YLORIN
ANNOUNCED | Office Building, Lancaster. Dokis 0 vo Sanam |
Contrary to the article last | “Old Doc” is the name of the Se ek, Trop. tfe |v
of Lancaster County for their
gin Thursday night, Oct. 14, in| annual play to be presented on |
conjunction with the local Com-| Saturday, Nov. 27.
munity Exhibit, the contest will All 4-H'ers are invited to|
begin Wednesday night, Oct. 13.| try-out for a part in this play.
quoit pitching contest will be-
Schoo! Taxes.
| The newly organized Donegal |
. | High School soccer team tied its |
PHONE IN YOUR | first game with Manor Joint]
( High School, the defending |
| county high league soccer cham-
pions. The tie score was ( - 0.
It will “run for . three nights, | ¢ TET
Wednesday, Thursday and Fri- | | DONEGAL SOCCER TEAM I October 1 is the last day for 2%
day. | TIES FIRST GAME !
NOTICE TO ALL TAXPAYERS
discount on all
GEORGE H. BROWN III,
Tax Collector
"| will render a program of sacred |
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