THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pg Thursday, September 2
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By George! if you guys don’t
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I'm going to lose my job.
Back in the days when “Heck” |
Mumma, and his cohorts
working in the foundry
G.I.C.Co. I had plenty
terial to fill this column up!
it's too bad those
had to grow old.
Anyway, here's a few I dug
up:
One of our local
THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11
| East Main Street, Mount Joy.
Lancaster County, Pa.
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher
John E. Schroll, |
{Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952
Subscription Rate $2.50 per |
vear by Mail |
Advertising rates upon request.
Entered at the postoffice at]
Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class
mail under the Act of March 3,
1879. |
Member, Pennsylvania News-
| paper Publishers’ Association.
NEWTOWN
Mr. and Mrs. Elwood Kuhns!
and daughters, Mary and Joan,
{
{ spent Sunday evening with
Mrs. Kuhn's brother and family
Mr. and Mrs. Lester Witmer of
| Paradise.
Rev. and Mrs. R. H Arndt
viewed the film of “The Billy
Graham London Crusade,’ ‘at
Stumphs Athletic field Thurs-
day evening.
Visitors of Mrs. Matilda Derr, |
were Mrs. Cora Gable and son,
Norman, Klinesville, Mr. and
Mrs. Charles Gainor, West Fair- |
| view, Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Derr
| and sons, Mt. Joy RD.
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Jno. |
| Miller were Mr. and Mrs. Rob- |
was standing on the Post Office| Tt Yoder and daughter, Judy, |
corner, when an old
years back, that he
married, passed by.
and sail
that ne
A local auctioneer
so he asked one of his
to take over for him at a sale
n near White Qak. All
ell until a billy goat was
{. The friend didn’t
it was so he
ncer on the
on a fax
went w
brought «
know wl
the auctic
and asked him:
“How do I deseribe this crea-
ture. I never saw anything like
it. It has a gray coat, a mean
and nasty look, gray
and smells {o high heaven.’
“Holy mackerel,” shouted the
sick auctioneer. “Don’t
that. That's the farmer.”
Coming home from
I stopped at a little
store back there in
and saw a sign over
which read: “We aim to please,
will you aim, too, please?”
You know, a good
pends on our early
“When I was a baby, my moth-
er hired a woman to wheel me
about, and I have been
for money ever since.”
Baxter ‘Hogan Wells
playi
last S
at tl rt, he said.
course is at least two
lower than the course I usually
Enck sent in:
You'll find by traveling
and West
And even North and South,
That nothing’s opened by mis-
take
As often as one’s mouth.
Heard the fellows over at the
fire house talking about
pinochle games they
play there several years back
One of the fellows remarked:
"Man those games were i
there were kibitzers
the kibitzers.” .
A local Main Street
told by his doctor that he
drink hot water with his
key, otherwise he musn
it at all.
“But how shall I get the wa-
fer,” asked the Main Streeter.
“My wife won't let me
for the whiskey punch.”
“Tell her you want to shave,”
the doc. said.
The next day the doctor cal-
led and asked the wife how the
patient was. “He’s clean
she replied. “He's shaving every
ten minutes.”
Speaking of shaving
me of an old grouch who came |
into Detwiler’s barber shop last
Saturday and asked for a hair- |
cut?
“How would you like it cut,
sir?” asked Joe.
“Off!” snapped the grouch.
That fellow got his
without conversation.
A WISE OWL
1, "She's the best
er happened to me.”
Mr. and Mrs. George Jryson
and daughter Ruth, Lancaster.
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Aris- |
tice Wittle during the past week |
were, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wit- |
tle and daughters, Columbia, |
Mr. Harry Hamilton, Mrs. Ben
Ioffman, E-town, Mr. Charles
Wittle, Columbia RD, Mr. and |
Mrs. Paul Spahr, Phila, Rev. |
O. K. Buch, Manheim, Mr. and |
Mrs. Ragner Hallgren, Mt. Joy, |
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Hallgren |
and family, Hummelstown.
Mr. and Mrs. Claud Reigle, of
Mount Joy visited Mrs. Serena
Fogie.
Mr. and Mrs. North Arbogast, |
Sunbury, visited Rev. and Mrs. |
R. H. Arndt.
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. El-
wood Kuhns this week were
Mr. and Mrs. M. C. Loyd and
nephew, of York. |
Mrs. Harvey Barton, Mr. and!
Mrs. Clarence Barton, Colum-|
bia, visited Mr. and Mrs. Wm. |
Fogie, |
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Fogie and]
son Richard attended the Bar-
ton reunion held at Safe Har-|
bor Park.
Messers Thomas Fogie and |
Eobert Frank enjoyed a trip to|
Erie, Pa., Canada and Crystal|
Beach.
|
Saturday afternoon Rev sd]
Mrs. R. H, Arndt and Mr. Dan- |
iel Geltmacher attended the]
g golf on a new
inday, and teed up for the
first hole, he made a wild swing
and completely missed the ball.
i thing I found out}
little poem
Witmer and family, Sunday.
Central Manor campmeeting.
Mrs. Edna Kuhns and daugh-
ter Mary attended the funeral
service of Mrs. Fred Leiberher,
Mt. Joy Sunday.
First Class Donald DeGeorge |
who is stationed at Camp Le
June, N. C. visited his wife and
son
Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Witmer
and family visited Mr. and Mrs.
John Kauffman, Sr., Ironville.
and Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Schoel-
koph and sons, Columbia
Mr. and Mrs. John Grossman :
and family visited Mr. and
Mrs. Wm. Rynier, of Gap
Mrs. Edna Kuhns and daugh-
ters, Mary and Joan, visited
Mrs Paul Lehman, Milton
Grove, on Saturday.
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. John
Grossman were Mr. and Mrs.
Ben Eisenberger, Gap, Mrs.
Wm. Geltzenlichter and Miss
Mary Hershey, Soudersburg.
Visitors at the “Arndt Home”
were Mr. and Mrs. Calvin Cmp-
bell and daughters, Mr. and
Mrs. Havard Johnston, Mary |
Lefever, Lancaster, Mr and |
Mrs. Allan Lefever, and Mrs. |
Sylvia Frey, Conestoga.
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Mau- |
rice Frysingeor Mrs. Katie|
Moore and Mrs. Ida Eisonberg-
Mount Joy.
Saturday evening Rev. and| Joy RD, visited Mr. and Mrs. |
Mrs. R. H. Arndt attended the | Robert Frank and family.
out of door services of the Lan-
caster Youth for Christ.
|
|
St.
.| Bus Schedule
(From page 1)
17, Washington School
18, Wood Street at
Bridge
19, School
Leaves Garage
Stop 1, Maytown Square
2, Swartz's
3, Shuman’s Corner
4, Good's Farm
6, Fisher's
6, Florin Farms
7, Long's
8, Eby Farm
9, Witmer's
10, High School
Stop 1, Shirk’'s (Bain-
bridge Road)
2, Wolfe's
3, Brandt's
4, Trout’s
5, Tressler’s
6, Cunningham's
7, Rowenna
8, Armold’s (Vinegar
Ferry Road)
9, Depot - Texas East-
ern
10, River Road Cross-
roads
11, Hawthorne's
12, Toll Gate
13, Lower Maytown
14, High School
MARIETTA -E. DONEGAL
Leave Miller's Garage 7:30 A.
M. and travel down West Mar- |
ket St. to Eater's Corner - turn
right toward Maytown - right |
turn on Essex St. to Walnut St,
to High School.
Leave Garage
Stop 1, Eater's Corner
2, Bridge St. at Market
3, High School
LOWER MARIETTA AND
EAST DONEGAL
to High School
Leave Garage
Stop 1, Long Lane
2, Marietta - Lancaster
Highway
3, Richard's
4, Arnold's Garage
5, Bank Street
6, Patches Farm
7, High School
MARIETTA
From Donegal High to Mari
etta - out West Market St
Gay Street - turn right on Gay
Street - turn right on Walnut
St. to High School.
Stop 1, Gay Street on Mar-
ket St.
2, Walnut Street ‘on Gay
Street
3, High School 8:21
From Donegal High School]
| to Marietta - turn down
Street - right on East Market |
St. - right up Chestnut St. -
High School,
Leave High School
Stop 1, Aaron Street on
E. Market Street
2, Chestnut Street at East
Market Street
3, High School
Mr. Miller's bus
From Donegal High School to
Marietta turn down Chestnut
- right turn on E. Market St.
- right turn on New Haven St. -
o school.
Leave High School
Stop 1, E. Market on Chest-
nut Street
2, E. Market St. on New
Haven Street
3, High School
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MT. JOY TOWNSHIP
Leave Garage
Stop 1, Snyder's Garage
2, Espenshades
3, Martin's
4, Heisey's
5, Eshleman’s
6, Mumma's
7, Kaylor's
8. Miller's
9, Gantz's
10, Shelter Grandview
11, Moyer's
er were, Mr. Gordon Shanna-| ram Gamber were Mr. and Mrs. |
brook and daughters, Pottstown | Salem Gamber and daughter,
Mrs. Violet Shannabrook, Edith | Columbia RD, and Mr. and Mrs. |
Rhoads, Columbia, Mrs. Emma Ray Gamber and son, Manheim. |
Givens, Middletown, Mr. and
Mrs. Paul Fitzkee and daugh-|b
ter Evelyn, and grandson, Dav-!v
id Fox, and Jeanette Gruber of | G
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Gam- |
er and Miss Minnie Gamber, |
isited Mr. and Mrs. Salem |
ramber, Columbia RD.
Mrs. Pearl Brenneman,
Miss Barbara Ann Finne-
frock is spending a few days at
Mr. and Mrs. Elwood Kuhns, | Atlantic City.
and daughters, 'Joan and Mary
and son Cpl. Donald, were din-| were Mr. and Mrs. John V. Wit- |
ner guests of Mr. and Mrs. Har-
old Hoover, Friday evening. R.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry L. Har-| B
s Visitors of Mrs. Edith Erb,
mer and son, Johnnie, E-town
D., Mr. and Mrs. Norman
rosey and children, Silver |
nish and family of Goodville, | Spring, Mrs. Mary Lucas,
visited Mr. and Mrs. Howard | Pearl Brenneman, Mt. Joy RD, |
| and Miss Gladys Weitkamp, of
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Ab-’ Wrightsville,
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Consolidated
| Pennsylvania
Company
| the Scranton Electric Company, | Pennsylvania
accruing to the common stock during
of Pennsylvania Power & Light | school was sponsored jointly by|
Company for the 12 months en-| 4,0 College
ded July 31, 1954 were $15,903
| ,582,
share of common stock outstan- |
ding at such date,
| with $12,976,809 or
share on a pro forma consolid- |
ated basis for !
| ended July 31,1953.
Consolidated revenues for the
| 12 months ended July 31, 1954 |
$107,944,733, an increase
of 4.2 percent. over the
ues for the previous year.
were
subsidiary, | Gas service school held at
compared |
months
reven- |
ATTEND BOTTLE GAS
SERVICE SCHOOL
John H. Kitch and Harry Dea-| -
ter of Ward Bottle Gas have re-
Power & Light | turned from attending a Bottle
State University |
f Engineering and
Architecture, General Extension
Division and
District of the#Bottle Gas Asso-
New York State,
Pennsylvania, Maryland,
ware, New Jersey, West Virgin-
ia, and Virginia.
The school was unique in that
from the Mechanical
| ing Department of the Univer-
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Leave High School
Stop 1, Wood Street at
2
3,
Al
to | hart’s bus.
Milton Grove Store
Milton Grove School
Walter Becker's
7. Musser Heisey's
Roy Shearer's
Florin School
Mt. Joy Twp.)
22, Mateer's Corner
23, High School
All
, Shuman’s Corner
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living
north of the railroad tracks will
bus either
the Florin Mount Joy Township |
School or Mateer's Corner.
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| 1 Florin students living on
{ the south side of
From High School go toward |tracks will ride
Marietta - left at Long Lane
Marietta - Lancaster Highway -|—
cross highway and go toward
river to Columbia Pike at Chic-
| kies - turn right toward Mari-!
etta - right turn at Bank Street |
railroad |
Mr. Barn-
Furniture Refinishing
BEAUTIFUL KNOTTY PINE |
REPRODUCTIONS
Lenhert’s Cabinet Shop
nn
{ sity and engineers from the ser-
vice departments of the various |
bottle gas equipment and appli-
ance manufacturers.
a WwW
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Dependable
GAS
SERVICE
Rey M. Ressler
27 W. MAIN ST.
MOUNTVILLE
PHONE 5-5301
K. RESSLER
FLORIN, PA.
MT. JOY 3-5731
| New and Used Gas Ranges
8-tf°
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On The Square
JOE'S SHOE REPAIR
ELIZABETHTOWN
PHONE 9227R
ANNOUNCING
24 Hour Service From
41 East Main St., Mount Joy
EXPERT REPAIRING
ml al oJ od o3 = ~7 «J = =} 3 =I =I
Mrs. |
What telephone companies
serve %/3 of the
area of the U.S.? 1
ANSWER: The Independent
group of 5,100
telephone companies
Yes, it’s a fact! The nine million telephones of America’s
Independents speak for two-thirds of the nation! In large
cities and small communities, their growing lines link homes,
offices, factories and farmhouses. Their friendly. depend-
able service provides security and comfort in time of need,
Their connecting long distance lines extend the nation-
wide system to all parts of our country remote.
Independent Telephone Com panies comprise a 1'2 billion
dollar industry that has doubled in size in
thelast 10 years. They are still gaining —in
service, in strength, and in importance.
Member of U. S. Independent Telephone Association
20000000 |
AVERAGE LOCAL CALLS PER DAY
for Independent Telephone Companies
FLORIN
Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Vogel
and family spent a week at East |
Liverpool, Ohio, with {riends
| and relatives.
| Mr. and Mrs. George Mump
| er, and Mr. Norman Mateer and |
son visited Mr. and Mrs. War-
ren Eshelman and family
Emigsville, York Co.,, on Wed
| nesday.
Rev. and Mrs. ‘Henry Becker |
and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Jac
ob Eshelman spent Sunday
Long Run, Church of the Breth- |
ren, near Lehighton,
Miss Maude Buller and Mrs.
John Kissinger and two sons |
Sunday, for Burton, S. C.|
| and Mrs. George Mumper Fri-
day evening. Rev. Mumper was |
Koser’s Jewelry Store
to spend some time with Mr.
Mrs. Emory Waters and]
family. Mrs. Waters was
former Pauline Buller.
Mrs. Harry
| surgical patient
Hospital last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Olson!
Golden Ban
Seedless Grapes Sree Lies
loeberg Lettuce Sos Srv.
Fresh Tomatoes 2
Siring Beans Tender Round #) lbs.
None Higher
the
Farmer Sr. was a
at St. Joseph's |
| the Messiah Home at Harris-
and family moved to Philadel-
phia on Tuesday, vacating the
Buller apartment.
Mr. and Mrs. John Bender Sr.
and Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Mump-
er, were Sunday guests of Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Kell and fam-
ily at Carlisle.
Mrs. ‘Benjamin Fair returned
i to her home Tuesday from St.
Joseph’s Hospital after under-
| going surgery.
Mrs. Joseph Baltozer was ad-
mitted to St. Joseph's Hospital
i on Friday.
Miss Mary Hamilton, visited
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Wagner
and Mrs. Annie Wagner at Eli-
zabethtown RD, Sunday.
Rev. and Mrs. Harry Mump-
or of Dillsburg called on Mr.
a former minitser at the Church
of God at Mount Joy.
Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Kauffman
visited Mrs. Emma Peifer, at
burg on Sunday.
2 Sweet Eating a Priced Higher)
Fresh Italian Prunes
One Price lb. ic
dilds None. Priced Higher 9 ;
2 "= 25° Sweel Potatoes “* 4 ibs 25¢
I8° Pascal Celery "oy; ric 2 i= | §°
Real Gold Lemonade "= 6 °=
dealdsweet Limeade = 3
Blue Bird Orange Juice "=" 6
Frozen Chicken 2 75
Orangeade “cr
Frozen
Steaks Excalior Frozen
Sandwich or Beefburger
2% 25¢ Orange Juice
. Banquet
Boned Chicken or Turkey =
Cream Cheese 5. ov. cre: 257
pkgs.
All Your Favorites
Gums or Life Savers "jou "ore
Butter Sunnyfield
Creamery prints
Pea Beans ois
A 16-012.
Sls 2 gee
Ib. 65¢": 63¢c Orange Juice es Florida 46-01. 29¢
Chicken Banquet—One Wile tb $1.29 Tomato Juice
Cooked Chicken
Agar Luncheon Meat 15¢
Noodie & Tuna :°
Dinner
ona
14-02. . i in. oi .
wo. Sardines Monet 33 99a
Yepershle SBC
Realemon 12-02,
Sweetened bottle 31 Cc
15¢ i 29¢ V-8 Cockiail
23¢ 2°; 31¢ Lemon Juice
Preserves Syatiord Boom 49¢ Rice Krispies Kellogg's 9':-oz. 25¢
Strawberry
Cheddar Cheese
Beverages
5¢ Candy Bars
Hi-C Orange Drink
Salad Dressing ~~ © 290 = 49
R&P 8 = 3.21 » *109
Potato Chips univ ore 49
Don't Forget To Put Ci
Keebler Ciub or
Twin Crackers
I-02.
pkg. 21
Lummis
Peanut Buiter
Whipping 12-02, c
Churn jar 35
63c Hudson Napkins = 2 ro 23c
ena 3'% 25¢ Waxed Paper
soo § *r 250 Brea Hoe rer
2% 49¢ Chiffon Cake
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Nabisco Oreo
Sandwich Cookies
he gy
Cocktail Peanuts
8-oz. Cc White Meat (White 7.02, fc
tin Solid Pack Lable) can
Belson
Merri-Mints
or Merri- 8-02, 19
Fruits pkgs.
STORE HOURS—DMon., Tues., Wed., Thurs,, & Saturday.
87 EAST MAIN ST.
RE Light Meat (Red 7.02 37°
» i
Del Rich Solid Pack Label) can
Chunk Style (Green 6/%.0z,
"Light Meat Label) can 33
1b, Chunk Style (Blue 6'%-0z c
2 oo 61° White Meat Label) can 37
Margarine
DIAMONDS
Choose her diamond from
the finest.
—We Feature—
COLUMBIA-TRUE-FIT
FEATURE LOCK
—ALSO—
Our own diamonds which we
buy direct from the diamond
cutters.
Phone 3-5404
16 E. Main St., Mt. Joy, Pa.
27-tfe
All A&P Super Markets Will Be
OPEN THIS THURSDAY and
FRIDAY NIGHTS TIL 9 P. M.
Open Saturday, September 4th, Until 6 P.M.
CLOSED LABOR DAY, MONDAY, SEPT. 6th
Hope You'll Have A Nice Holiday Too!
6-01.
cans
ws. 39¢ French Fries sz rom 2 5-= 29g
Lima Beans Wii Cromer ing 45¢ Shrimp Cap'n John Frozen 10-01, 53¢
. I ales EI ii oer
Jumbo Fantail pkg.
Chocolate Syrup
"wn 29¢ Sweet Pickles
Sugar Granulated pons 49¢ Ne 97ce White Potatoes seoviev 3 16-01. 25
Kot Roll Mix Cc
Jane Parker 16-01.
Orange cake 49¢
Dor garettes on Your Shopping List!
All Prices in This Advertisement Guaranteed Through Soar 4 ot 4th
Sundae Toppings
ineapple or 8.0z, 15¢
Butterscotch jar
Chocolate Fudge 8-0z. Jar 17¢
Planter’s Chicken-of-the-Sea
8:00 to 6:00; Friday 8:00 to 9:00
Bulletin Ads Pay Big Dividends.
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9 to 25¢
roots 0°
190
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5-0z. hie
cans
316: 357
pkg.
Box hac
of 20
31 30g 421g
BOSCO Box 49¢
‘Whe or 256
cans
pkg.
Cub-Rite LE 23¢
"oat 156 "1200 226
bag
Evan’s
Tuna Fish
MT. JOY, PA.