CHE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa. Thursday, May 20 OWL LAFFS Published every Thursday at 11 East Main Street, Mount Joy. 2 THE BULLETIN News Items daughter of Mr. and] leges on scholarships in the Un- 1 mT} ne I 1 ™ - 44. . : wa . John E. Schroll, | Since the band is probably Mrs. William Thomas, Marietta, | ited States this fall under the Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 | {he best public relations vehicle] and James Newcomer, son of auspices of the Food Fair Foun- Subscription Rate $2.50 per | in a school system, there is a Ne Ww Bomers Mt. 0%, Lond dation, i ‘was announced by vear by Mail definite need for a parents | place in the Presbyterian ur- | Samuel Friedland, president of gigs hs ' : . . | Advertising rates upon request. [band club. A Donegal Joint | nace Chapel, Marietta Rev. Les- | the Foundation. re 3 > ¢ . : Vs ine ciate ‘ " : | Rp fe fa High School Band Club is to be lie Van Dine officiated at the The scholarship grants, efiec- LOY, J 8y 83 Second.c ass | formed Wednesday evening, | double ring ceremony. tive the fall of 1954. have been | mail under the Act of March 3, | formed on ednesaa; 5 : ; , | tive the fall of 1304, have € 1879. | May 26 at 7:30 p. m. This or- The bride, who was given in| set-up under two classifications: Member, Pennsylvania News- | ganizational meeting will be marriage by her father, was at- | one to benefit Food Fair em- | paper Publishers’ Association. |, 4 i the East Donegal Town-| tired in a stréet length dress of | ployees and their sons and Se => | ship High School Auditorium, | blue nylon with white accessor-) daughters, and the other for in- NI W I OWN at which time parents of all| ies, Her corsage was white or-| dividuals residing in the com- band members in the entire chids munities in which Food Fair | area are invited to attend. All} Miss Evelyn, was maid of employees and their sons and | a —— | . 4 | By Mus. Edith Erb | community minded citizens who| honor. She wore a street length | daughters, and the other for in- | ™ ! : > . . . . . . . . . ' y FIV rT , ry are interested in this project| dress of pink nylon with white, dividuals residing in the com- BY A W [SE OW 1 pl. Donald Kuhns, son off are also invited. accessories. Her corsage was | munities in which Food Fair | To distinguish vegetables Mr. and Mrs. Elwood Kuhns, The East Donegal Township | white carnations. | Stores are located. The combin- . s bee ransferre ro he : . ‘ | : : rar the wg from weeds, mow them all i antlers a High School Commencement Mr. John Newcomer, brother | €d scholarships, over the norm Ar . \ . . N p ony i 1 ‘ down and the ones that come 5th Inf to the 568th Ord. H.M.| 0) Cameron Ralston | of the bridegroom was best al four-year period, will total | Co. APO 72 c/o Postmaster, San & XR up are weeds. > I i: “3 : 1 i as its guest speaker man. $58,000. rancisco, stationed in Seou 4 ci ! i ' “hola. | M Fb Armit prov The bride's mother wore a In announcing the scholar . rs. R. Arndt attended the x : : = hive. Mr. Friedlz stata at | Some people would live oT : C 2 od grey suit with navy accessories, | Ships, Mr. Friedland stated that : Sead . ++] Missionary Convention of E. U. old ie mrt | strictly on a liquid diet if it * and a corsage of pink carna-| the Foundation is anxious to | wasn't for a few pretzels. B. Churches held recently at tions encourage young men and wo- Covenant EU.B. Church, in| = z wi) intereat 2 | ? ? fs men with natural interest and _ The groom's mother wore a : sb | 1 stopped to bid good morn Lancaster. | wave bl ress wit] ao "| ability by giving them every ined AH A it 8 nn. Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Witmer } AVY Dan pe Wiel nov) oe opportunity to make the most of J J say : : ais v I cessories, ¢ c OTS OO rel. | on. i A a lady ry Dw Saying: | and family visited Mr. and Mrs. cessories, nc 1 corsage of ye | their talents. “This is one of in- SOT aa ; : ry earnafi : I HET BOTY A ong 13k Yo John Kauffman, Sr. of Ironville low carnations dustry’s obligations to! the pub- husband is still sick in bed. x Sh Mrs Nie ol iii USE 2a on Sunday. Mrs. Newcomer, a graduate lic” he explained, “and is the no need to wor- ‘He “Oh, there's ry,” she replied, cheerfully. is quite all right!” “Why is he in ben then?” “Well it’s like this,” explain- ed the lady: “When the doctor called about two months ago, he told my husband not to get up until he saw him again, and the doctor has joined the army.” I'm pretty much of a land lubber but just once I'd like to be an aviator and fiy over the pigeons that pect us in this neighborhood. A farmer near the Iron bridge who called his newly-employed hired man out of bed at 4 a.m. was surprised a few minutes later to see the man walking off down the road. “Hey,” shouted the farmer, ‘come back here and eat your breakfast before you go to work.” “Who's going to work? I'm going to find a place where I can spend the night!” Many wives who complain a- bout dishpan hands can spend all afternoon in a heated swim! ming pool at a snooty resort. This reminds me of the chick who claimed that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria. We heard a bank examiner, somewhere in the west, walked into a bank. There were no tel- lers, clerks, or cashiers. Finally he looked out the back door — there in the shade of a tree sat the four playing poker. To teach them a lesson, the burglar alarm. - - - - They amever moved, but the bartender across the street came over with four beers. The man runs things is probably lawn mower. who boasts that he around the house talking about the “Well, Uncle Joe” the real estate man said to an old Negro who had just paid the last in- stallment on a small farm. T'll make you a deed to the farm now it’s been paid for.” “Boss,” the Negro replied, “if it’s all de same to you, I, wish wou’d give me a mo’gage to de place.” The surprised real estate man protested that Uncle Joe didn’t seem to know the difference be- iween a deed and a mortgage. “Well, mebbe not,” said the Negro, “But I owned a farm | once an’ I had a deed an’ de’ bank had a mo’gage, and de bank got de fahm!” The only way to live off a garden is to live in it. A speaker was lecturing on forest preservation. ‘I don't suppose,” he said, “that there is! a person in the house who has done a single thing to conserve our timber resources.” Silence ruled for several sec- onds, and then a meek voice from the rear of the audience timidly retorted: “I once shot a woodpecker.” Didja ever notice, how, for most recipes a woman goes to her neighbor for a cup of sugar and an earful of dirt? Just remember: Prejudice is a wonderful time saver . . . you can form opinions without bothering to obtain the facts. A WISE OWL. he tripped | Mr, and Mrs. Mau- Mrs. Katie Visitors of rice Frysinger, Moore and Mrs. Ida Eisenberger were, Mrs. Ray Gibble and|! daughters, Miss Martha Shock, Columbia RD., Mrs. Walter Na- han, Mr. Jacob Renard, Lancas- ter, Mrs. Harry Beamenderfer, | Mrs. Mary Funk and daughter, | Miss Grace Engle, | Mrs. Marion Fox, Mt. Joy, Dr.|' # 3 and Mrs. Harold Engle, Mrs. | Mr. Ralston, Mary Engle, Palmyra, and Mrs. | ly famous lecturer, is no long- Charles Fogie, Jr. and children, | haired theorist. He has had wide Bonnie Sue and Donald Charles | experience as Director of Pub- of Bainbridge, | lic Forums of the U. Visitors during the past week] of Education and as Founder of of Mr. and Mrs. Aristice Wittle| Youth Guidance Week Pro- were Mr. and Mrs. Harold Sim-| grams. He has served in mons and daughter Gail Ann,! fields of human Marietta; Mr. and Mrs. Charles | coal miner, Boy Wittle, Columbia RD,, Mr. and | Director, Cost Engineer, and Mrs. Joseph Wittle and family, | Public Relations Counselor for Columbia; Mr. and Mrs. Linn| State and National Hallgren and daughter, Mrs. | tions. Mr. Ragner Hallgren Sr., Mt. Joy,| his intriguing lecture and Mrs, Nancy Jones, Mt. Joy | “The Golden Tassel” Mr. Marguerite, an Internationals Scout Camp topic, Rals- R.D. | ton will be introduced by J. Ed- Mr. and Mrs. Calvin Camp-| ward Charles, a member of the bell and children, Lancaster, | East Donegal Twp. Board of Ed- spent the weekend with Rev. | ucation. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt. { A short history of East Done- | Mrs. Blanche Frysinger, Mrs.| gal School will be giver by Katie Moore and Mrs. Ida Eis-{ three orators of the graduating enberger, Mrs. Emma Givens | class, as follows: “East Donegal and son Robert, spent Thursday | Past’, Jacob Shenk; “ast Don- with Dr. and Mrs. P. B. Gibble, | egal Present”, Donald Wolge Palmyra. | muth; “East Donega! Future” Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Jac- | Lovina Demmy. Musical selec- ob Erb were Mrs. Mary Lucas, | tions will be rendered by Helen | Mrs, Pearl Brenneman, Mount Jov RD., Mrs. Gladys Weitkamp, | Eshleman, Sarah Paul Kauffman, all Elder, Singer, Ross and zabethtown RD. last Thursday | new Visitors of Mr, and Mrs. Rob-| [,, B. ert Frank and family were Mr. | [{ was also agreed by the board and Mrs. Hathaway Brenneman to replace the shrubbery along of Mount Joy RD. and Mrs. Be:- | the property line ty Lou Herr, Florin, Elementary furniture was awarded to Herr & Son of ing.on wig, visited Mr. and Mrs. Giles| Taking part in Lantaglax 54, some 60.000 Naval and Marine was climaxed by an to $90 a month for housing ex- | pense — — including, mortgage | personnel, payments, maintenance, water, | assault landing on gas, electricity, and fuel. The | held” Onslow Beach. average $3,000 to $3,600 a year| The maneuvers were family buys a house worth a-|{o maintain the" combat bout 9,000 and pays $72 a moni ness and increase the battle ef- in housing expense; while the | ficiency aimed housing expense. Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. experience as| Lancaster County, Pa. D T S I | Larmon D. Smith, Publisher E. ° wp. 00 | Thomas, | | S. Office | many | { Organiza- Ralston has chosen as| | meevng Plans were made for the an- ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. | nual garden party at the reg-| Phone 702-J { ular meeting of the Mount Joy-! FARM BUREAU { Florin branch of the united | Automobile Inswrancs Co. auxiliaries to the St. Joseph's] Fire Co, Hospital last Thursday. The Rl FULD Reet | garden party is sponsored by | { all the county auxiliaries and 3: a nies { will be held in Lancaster June Furniture Refinishing 15. The local group will feature | BEAUTIFUL KNOTTY PINE a variety table with home ‘made | REPRODUCTIONS candies and handiwork, This Wrightsville, Mr. and Mrs. Nor-| members of the graduating man Brosev and children, Jim- | elass. my and Linda Lee, Silver The regular monthly meeting | Spring. of the School Board was held Mr. and Mrs. Howard Gam-| on Friday, May 14 in the library ber, visited Mr. and Mrs. Salem | of the high school. In addition Gamber, Columbia RD, |to the routine business, the| Mr. and Mrs. Henry Rollman| poard clected two new teachers, and daughter, Patsy, Lititz vis-| Miss Lilly Ann Greider, for ited Mr. and Mrs. William grade two, Maytown and Mrs. Haines, | Mildred R. Schlitzer for grade Mrs. Edith Erb, Mrs. Betty | four. Maytown, A position in Brosey and daughter Linda Lee! grade three, still remains open. visited Mrs. Edith Witmer, Eli- The contract for a room of Lancaster. | of the Wash- | School at Rev. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt Florin with a fence. i entertained Mr, and Mrs. Hav- Saventy-three students of the ard Johnston, Lancaster, on third and fourth grades of the| Mother's Day. Mrs. Johnson is Maytown elementary school Mrs. Arndt’'s mother will be taken to Lancaster via Mrs. Edith Erb and Mrs. Pearl train by their teachers, Miss Brenneman visited Mrs. Martha | Ruth Eby. Mount Joy R1 and Fogie who is still a patient at! yrs. Estie Bender, Florin. the St. Joseph Hospital, Lancas After visiting the railroad ter. station in Lancaster, the chil- Sunday dinner guests of Mr. | dren will tour Holsum Bakery, and Mrs. Oliver Witmer and| penn Dairies and the Franklin family were Mr. Elmer Spayd,| and Marshall Museum. Four Mr. Oscar Spayd, Liitz, Mr.| mothers will also accompany and Mrs. Lester Long and chil-| the group dren, Brenda and Galen, Florin, | el eee Mr. and Mrs. William Haines | LOCAL SAILOR TAKES and granddaughter Darl Nent | PART IN EXERCISE Urban, Mr. and Mrs. Charles the large scale Amphibious task Rapp, and Alice Miley, all of | force landing egercise near | Lititz. { Camp Lejeune, N, C., late last! Mrs. Edith Erb and nephew, month was James RB. Mateer, | Bobbie visited Mrs. Cora Myers | seaman, USN, son of Mr. and] and Miss Lillian Witmer, Mari- | Mrs. Norman Mateer of 636 N.| etta on Tuesday evening. | Barbara Street, aboard the USS | Te i LST 1079. | Eighty percent of all home-| The training exercise, involv- buyers wind up paying from $72 | ing more than 80 ships and ‘‘aggressor- | readi- | of the participating na- | average $6,000 to $6, 000 a year | val elements and {roops taking | man pays about $11,700 for his| part. house, and it costs him $90 in| EN oi a ER RI 51 1951, i | Marine in of East Donegal High School of is employed at Aircraft Elizabethtown. | America.” thing) kindly remember the Bulletin | ete eee — Benj. F. ‘Garber Auxiliary Makes | Party Plans marked I we anhert’s Cabinet Shop September when | MARIETTA PA. resume iid Phone 6-258 ing until next the group will gf | tions Have you tried this amazing NEW Merling “Chemi-Coated: coal ?' i Phone us your, order NOW., HUDSON | Ste erling COAL S. H. 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