HE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa. Thursday, May 13

OWL LAFFS

BY A WISE OWL
Several weeks ago “Pete”
Rahe got hungry for a mess of
fish, So he decided to go fishing.
and for the next two weeks,
Pete did just that - - - - he went
fishing every spare minute he
had - - - and last week he was
rewarded, his wife went to the
store and bought him a mess of
fish.
Jim Markley, his father-in-
law, said Pete doesn’t use the
right kind of bait, he should try
gumdrops.

“Jake” Landvater’s going in-
to the detective business +— —
Frank Shreve hired him to find
out who bought Emma the car-
nations for Mother’s Day.

“Dyke” Garber says people
with opposite characteristics
make the happiest marriages.”
“Cappy” Mumma agreed; He
said that's why he is looking for
a girl with money.”
The ladder of life is full of
splinters, but you never realize
it until you begin to slide down.
Here's one to think over:
If you drive a car
You have {wo chances,
One of having an accident
And one of not.
If you have an accident
You have two chances,
One of getting hurt
And one of not.
If you get hurt
You have two chances,
One of dying
And one of not.
If you die,
Well, you still have two

chances.
Fr 1
It says here that the word
“tax” comes from the Latin
word ‘taxare” which means]
“to touch sharply” — — No |
comment needed.
The baseball game between
Hootin’ Hollow and Rapid]
Creek, was played at Sy Per-
kins’ cow pasture, was tempor-
arily delayed in the fourth inn-
ing when Zeke slid into what he
thought was second base.
Professor: “If the United
States is bounded on the North
by Canada; on the East by the
Atlantic; on the South by Mexi-
co; and on the West by the Pa-
cific — hold old am I?”
Student: '‘Fourty-four
old!”
Prof: “And how did you ar-
rive at that amazingly accurate
conclusion?”
Student: ‘Because I have a
brother who is half nuts and he
is 22.” %
years
One of our Freshmen wasn't
sure just what was meant by
“college bred.” His father en-
lightened him with this explan-
ation: “They make college
bread, my boy, from the flour
of youth and the dough of old
age.”
»
Took the small to
Philadelphia Zoo and have
since come to the conclusion
(after looking over a moose)
that a man shot by mistake for
a moose might as well be dead
anyhow.
fry the
There’s one thing sure. Rural
men have gone up the ladder in
the past few generations
Grandpa was a peasant. Papa
was a farmer and today’s son is
an agricultural expert. (a pro-
fession, no less).

Here's a quick thinker .
Gardener — ‘Look here, boy,
what are you doing in my mel-
on patch?”
Boy — “I'm so glad you came

{ EUB Church at 8 p. m.
THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11
East Main Street, Mount Joy. |
Lancaster County, Pa. |
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher |
John E. Schroll,
Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 |
Subscription Rate $2.50 per
vear by Mail
Advertising rates upon request
Entered at the postoffice
mail under the Act of March 3,
1879.
Member, Pennsylvania News- | He
| Mission last week
| ently stationed at Atlantic City
paper Publishers’ Association.
Letters To The Editor
In the San Francisco Examin
er, the editor recently wrote an
article about a new kind of
bomb. He called it the T-Bomb.
He said that 55,000,000 atoms
were exploded from this bomb
last vear in the United
which killed 38,000 people
crippled 1,350,000.
The T stood for

Traffic
the atoms were 55,000,000 cars| 4 pound of tea a year but this is
results from | far pelow the British who ave-
and trucks. The
|
r | daughter, Marilyn J. to Lee A.
| Ranck, son of the Rev. and Mrs.
| Main Street,
lin the
at | Chocolate Company, Mount Joy
Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | and Mr. Ranck
is serving
| enlistment in the U. S. Navy.
returned from a Korean
and |
ENGAGEMENTS
Mr. and Mrs, J. S. Newcomer,
368 Donegal Springs Road, an-
nounce the engagement of their
Ezra H. Ranck, D.D,, 25 East
Newcomer is employed
the Bachman |
Miss
office of
and is pres-
|
The wedding will take place
around Thanksgiving.
and Mrs. William McGar-
vey, Florin, announce the
gagement of their daughter,
Kathleen E. McGarvey, to Char- |
les E, Brinser, Jr., of Elizabeth
Mr
cn-

States | town R2, son of Mr. and Mrs. |
and | Charles Brinser. |
ee _
i
Americans now drink nearly |

this bomb were so terrific that | page 15 pounds a year.
President Eisenhower
summon- |
ed 2,500 citizens from all phases |
of American life and
ery state in the Union to discuss |
the situation,
hower said that this was a na-
from ev- |
President Eisen- |
tional problem of the first im- |
portance.
The delegates returned
to |
their home towns determined to |
do all in their power to reduce |
the damage from this T-Bomb
and to make it relatively harm- |
less all over the Nation as soon
as possible. .
tm ll QAI eee
WEDDINGS
MYLIN — HESS
The marriage of Miss Ella N. |
Hess, daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
D. Avery Hess, R1, Millersville,
to Ray N. Mylin, son of
place Saturday at 10 a. m. at
715 E. Orange St.,) Lancaster,
the home of the officiating min-
ister, the Rev. Robert W, Etter.
Mrs, |
Paul G. Kaley, Mt. Joy R1, took |

Miss Dorothy Auit, Lancaster |
served as maid of honor.
The
best man was Charles Bender, |
Lancaster R2.
Following a wedding
they will reside at
R2.
“Mr.
To Be Shown
4 "Mr. > , called “the
Texas,’
trip, |
Lancaster
exas |
|
|
. . . 4!
world’s first Christian western” |
|
will be shown May 19, in
(accord
ing to an announcement today
by Mount Joy Ministerium, in
charge of the local presentation) |
The film is the first major pro-
duction of Billy Graham Evan-
gelistic Films, Inc., and features |
the famed young evangelist and |
his entire evangelistic
team. |
Playing leading reles in the full |
length-color picture and Redd
Harper and Cindy Walker, both
professional western stars who
have recently made their decis- |
ion to give their lives and 1tal-
ents to Christian service.
Produced as an experiment,
“Mr. Texas” has amazed relig-
ious leaders and motion picture
authorities alike during its first |
year of showings At the film's
preview in Hollywood Bowl 02
October 1, 1951, a record throng
of 25,000 persons jammed into
the hugh ampitheatre for the
picture has ever had in this
country. During the past year
of showings an estimaied 3 mil-
lion persons have seen the film. |
From this number viewers, |
some 85,000 have made decis-
ions to accept the Christian way
of life, according to records on |
The story revolves around the |
Billy Graham Crusade in Will!
Rogers Coliseum in Fort Worth, |
Texas. To produce the film, an |
entire motion picture company |
moved from Hollvwood to Tex- |
as and made all of the Texas
scenes in the vicinity of Fort!
Worth. The rodeo scenes, some
of the most beautiful color pho- |
tography being seen today, were
made at Hardin Simmons Uni!
versity, and feature the world]
champion Mayo Rodeo Riders, |
together with the famous Har-
din Simmons Cowboy Band.
Original music for the pic-
ture was composed by Cindy
Walker, called the “true queen
of
of western song writers,” and |
Redd Harper. Several of the]
songs from “Mr. Texas” have
appeared on records, and com-
plete albums are available. {

along, sir—one of your melons
broke loose, and I can’t seem to’ should be arrested
for smug-
find how to fasten it on again.” gling dope. — — — Why be in- |

that the stork who brought me
i
sulted?
One of my readers suggested now.
Maybe she’s happier |
A WISE OWL !
the |
479% of the families who own
their own homes have mortgag-
es on them. The average mort-
gage is about $4,500.
|
|

HE USED OUR OIL, |||
THEN GAVE A CHEER,
HE SAID PLEASE SERVE
ME EVERY YEAR /”
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| cotton rug.
an | shrinks and causes the
| holes in the fabric
Home Calender
Dry Shoes — Dry wet shoes |
packing with crumpled |
: |
Avoid drying them
in the sun or near heat. Wet
shoes dried under heat curl up!
at the toes.
i
Buying Cotton Rugs —Check
the binding used on edges of a!
Sometimes the tape
ends of |
the rug to pucker.
Cabbage Kuality Good cab- |
bage heads are solid and hard. |
the
head and all but three or four
of the outer leaves are removed. |
Chemical Fiber Problems
Thermoplasticity is a disadvan- |
tage of chemical fibers for
home furnishings. The danger is
not from fire but from melted
surface.
hole is hard to conceal,
Use Cotton — For that long!
summer trip, take clothes of cot-
ton plisse or seersucker. They
and can
The stems are cut close to
me
need no ironing be |
J
quickly rinsed out.
|4-H Clubs Organize
{For Summer Work
All 4-H Club members
Lancaster County are invited to |
of
attend the Spring Party which
will be held Saturday, May
7:45 p.m. in the Guernsey Sales |
| Pavilion, Lincoln Highway East, |
i =
When in need of Printing. (any- |
' thing) kindly remember the Bulletin |
| Benj. F. Garber
ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
Phone 702-J
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Life Insurance Co.

Furniture Refinishing
Al BEAUTIFUL KNOTTY PINE
REPRODUCTIONS
MARIETTA PA.
Phone 6-258
FARM BUREAU
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