HE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa.
Thursday, January 28, 1954 2

OWL LAFES ln

BY A WISE OWL
Considering we just started),
1954 we sure got to the end of
the first thirty-one days mighty
there's not
left of
fast. I'H bet
nany resolutions
New
too
those |
Year's vows.
You know except for the cold
wind I think that |
winter's
snow and ice,
awful nice.
The English language is a|
funny and confusing thing. Tell |
a woman that time stands still |
when vou look into her eyes|
and she'll adore you, but then |
just change your wording and |
tell her that her face would |
stop a clock—then look out ! !|
Met an old friend today who |
was wearing a mourning band |
on his left leg. When 1 asked |
reason he told me his
had passed away. But I
how odd it was for
wearing it on his leg |
instcad of his sleeve, he ex-
‘Oh, she was my mo- |
ther-in-law.”

him to be
plained
EE
A Lancaster woman has been |
married so many - times that |
they give her a- new li |
more. They just]
old one.
don’t
cense any
punch the
There's a Columbia
woman complains that
have no objection to her
band talking in his sleep,
what's so darn irritating
fact he just chuckles.
Avenue |
she'd |
hus- |
but |
is the!

Forty years an E-town couple |
had been hitched, and 40 years
she had made the living: then]
he died. The thrifty widow in-
structed that his body be
mated and the ashes delivered
to her. Carefully placing them
in an hourglass she set it on the |
Mantle, sat down to rock and
said: “Now, vou worthless bum,
at last you're going to work.”
cre-
businessman was
his worthless col-
A re
aching to
tired

ge grandson:
don’t you get
and |
your
out
When 1 was
working for three |
dollars a week in 4d store, ahd at |
the end of five years I owned it. |
Grandson replied: “You can't
do that now. They ‘have cash |
registers
find a job?
age I was
4
At the
a motorist
and asked:
me to the
Newsboy:
end of town yesterday |
stopped a paper boy
“Son, can you direct |
nearest bank?”
“Yes, sir for a quar-
ter.”
Motorist: “Isn’t that high pay,
my boy?”
Newsboy: “No, sir, not for a
bank director.”

Talk is cheap except
vou hire a lawyer.
At a recent fire in a |
of a nearby city, the fire depart- |
ment found a blazing bed. The |
firemen found in the bed a sleep-
|
|
when |
ing man very much inebriated. |
Taking him to the police sta-
tion after putting out the fire, |
they started to have him book- |
ed for arson, but at this point |
the man reared back and an-|
nounced that arsofi was the one
thing that he couldn't be charg]
ed with.
“Why not?”
!
i
he was asked.
“Because,” the tipsy bent re-|
plied, ‘that bed was on fire |
when I got in to it. |
4
An eastern court acquitted a|
service station operator on a!
charge of assult against a cus-|
tomer who didn’t buy any gas.
All the motorist wanted was |
windows and windshields cleah- |
ed, tires checked, battery tested,
water, motel and highway in-
formation, and the restrooms
cleaned up for his wife and five
kids.
Bud and Ronny were discus-
sing automobile troubles.
“What model is your cat?’ ask-
ed Bud. “It isn’t a model,” repli-
ed Ronny, “lt's a horrible ex-
ample.”
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On Move In County
| has taken another long step for-
| ward in
{ have been added to the growing
| servation
| damages. Mr.
{ trol while
| listed from purchasing either air-
| headed into the east-bound lane | planes or bombs.
| toward the truck. He was taken The Rheems Fire Company
| to the Lancaster
| Berks County
THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11
East Main Street, Mount §
Lancaster County, Pa.
Larion D. Smith, Publisher
Se hroll,
| Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952
Subscriptipn Rate, $2.50
Yea by Midil
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per |
Entered at the postoffice at
Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class
mail under the Act of March 3,

Soil Conservation
Soil and water conservation
the Northwest Section
of Lapcaster County. A review
of the work accomplished by
the Northwest Lancaster Work
Unit of the Soil Conservation
Service tells a story many farm- |
ers in this section can be very!
proud of.
WINNING PHOTO-
fied as the farm of Ira Heistand. Mr.
cated near Milton Grove beside the Risser’s Church. He
120-acre farm for approximately six years.
|
Forty-five new cooperators|

meeing in
Jacob Street.
was in
Legion held a
new quarters on
| Mrs. Frank Germer
| charge of the meeting.
list of progressive farmers who | svwewwvve
were cooperating with the Lan- |
HAPPENINGS
caster County Soil Conservation
District. These new cooperators
Sf

| |
requested the important first | George Groff was elected
step of working out complete LONG AGO | president of the MJ Friendship
farm plans for soil and Water) | Fire Company and was installed
conservation on their farms | a Adair wa | by the past president, Walter
with S.C.S. technicians. ! 1 raw
These fz Bins are. drawn) THIRTY YEARS AGO jor RW.
A an plans os Span I Yanuary 16. 1924 Deaths for the week included
up after a thor study of a I vrs 1 . itzke
P mh lorongh of The Foresters of Mount Joy Mrs. Margaret Fitzkee, Mus.
the type of soil, the degree of
Slob: the a t of past ero. held a twenty-fourth anniver-| Lloyd Shank, Mrs. Warren Geil,
5 pe, ou oO og ero. Jov No. 298. Mrs. Charles W. Miller, Mrs. An-
sion, and the system of farmin x
® E sary. They were Court Mount nie Saylor, John Shank.
followed on an individual farm.
Then. A teachers institute was held
considering the needs and A railroad near here burned

wishes of the farmer and the for the : teachers in Elizabeth-|91 carloads of Christmas trees
type of land available to work town, Mount Joy, Mount JOY | {hat couldnt get to the markets
: mehi Jog \
with. the Best use township and West Donegal | in time.
of each field |
| Township. {
Iron Neck Mott and his com- vin de feated the Rothville High
| pany of Strong Acts together | gj team 38 to 20 with Jack
with two lady strong acts will be | | Brenetnan and Dick Brown as
the attraction at the Mount Joy nigh scorers.
| Hall this evening. Mr. Mott will a
| give a free demonstration at sev-
| en o'clock of pulling a five-ton |
Some of the outstanding con- | {yiick with his teeth.
practices installed| Three hundred Mount Joy
during the past year on farms | | firemen and families AL
of district cooperators in the | pe annual banquet in the town
|
is planned. The . high school basketball
In many cases, the conserva-
tion practices included in these |
plans were installed this past
year, while in other cases, they |
will be installed in the near fu-
ture.
The Bennett
in first place in the league.
ert Schneider is high single with
triple, K. Stuckey,
258: high
Five new directors were elect

planting, 2 and one-fourth acres; | restaurant, pool room, bowling

Grassed waterways, 3 acres;| alley and band hall. CT TY ju
Open drainage ditches, 10,100] Deaths for this week were Ja DEXTER
Ft.; Tile installed, 5,890 Ft. cob Ruhl, Paris Myers, Cath TWIN TUB
This prpgram of better land|erine Givler, Eli Barr, John "AMERICA’S
use and management is under | Kaylor and Abram Heisey. FINEST WASHER®
the leadership of the District] Two native citizens “made ERP HA RARITY
Directors of the Lancaster | good.” Arthur P. Schock was re- | 9
County Soil Conservation Dis-| cently promoted from the ranks | KEENER S
Furniture Floor Coverings
the

—The winning photogs ph in “the FARM PHOTO C ON TEST was identi-
Heistand 's address is Elizabethtown R3.
and his family
His farm is lo-
rave lived on the
Greider, Lancaster RD.
The War Department was so
out tests that it was decided to
hold tests only every
days only.
County
for the week included Samuel
Way, Vietor Brooks, Frank
Shotzberger, Charles Peifer and
Sylvester Troutwine.

. :

Elmer G. Strickler
Elizabethtown, Pa.

bowling team is |
Rob- |
YOU NEED UNDER MY
COMPLETE
Family Security
Fire - - Auto - - Life
Bccident & Health - -
Hospitalization
AND MORTGAGE IINSURANCE
35-1
“Aaron Longenecker
BUILDING
CONTRACTOR
Northwest Work Unit included; | hall. Pres. Loraw made a brief | ed into the Chamber of Com-
Conservation surveys, 1727|gspeech and the winner of the I merce Clarence Newcomer,
Acres; Contour strips, 973] player piano was announced. | Paul'Sioner, Harry Nissley, He
| acres; Cover cropping, 145 ac-| The Bachman Chocolate Com- | man “and John Booth.
| res; Stubble mulching, "818 ac-| pany has decided to erect a new Jour new direciors were elect- |
res; Strip cropping, 948 acres; | addition to its plant. Thepur to the Farmers’ Co-op: |
Pasture seeding, 56 acres; Pas-| pose is to increase the cooding 105 ‘Newromer, John Roland, |
a 3 TY an ara | | i {
Pre 3% acres; capacity. | Mount Joy; Ralph Bender,
rmanent hay, 51 acres; Tree| Jacob Brown will erect a sore | Wa hington Boro; and Alvin |
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trict. The District directors are|to Lieutenant Colonel. Clarence
Amos Funk, Henry Hackman, Stoll, of Western Electric, is MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
Wayne B. Rentschler, Henry R.! works manager of the Haw- | 19-31 Marietta Ave - Ph. 3-5601
Metzler, Lemon Weist, and El-|thorne Works a —

mer Good
Vv -
The results of this program—
The Athletic As-
| sociation basketball team defeat-
Mount Joy
more profitable farming and the | ad the Steel Products 25-22. The
gaving of our valuable resources | Mount To High School basket-
for the future—are a benefit not | pall team was defeated by the
{ only to the cooperating farmers Manor High School team 25.16. |
but also to the county and to The Mount Joy High School |
| the country. sirls’ team defeated the Memor- |
ves Wri ir 29 S. 5th Street
ial Presbyterian Girls 28-2. En- |
| Car And Sico Truck | as
Collide East Of Town [© ..
: FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
An accident involving a car
high score with 14
INCOME TAX FORMS
FILLED OUT
R. E. SHECKARD & SON
All Kinds of Insurance
OPEN EVENINGS
COLUMBH, PA.

: January 12, 1939
driven by Robert T. Menaker,

. z Arthur Sprecher and his new
58, Harrisburg and a Sico truck | bride were honored at a recep-
driven by Charles Bailey: Mt. | held in their honor at Hos-
Joy, resulted in $5000 worth of | {atier's.
Menaker lost con- |
; The United States has black-
heading west and
General Hos- |
? : purchased grounds for future |
pital in the Mount Joy {
munity Ambulance and under- | il] celebrate their twenty-dg |
went emergency surgery. Mr. and Mrs. Don Gorrecht |
& 1 vhie'e ras ‘ : :
The third vehicle was that of | | wil celebrate their twenty-
Charles Herkert, Story Creek, |
Bailey's truck |,
ran off the road and overturned |
{in a field. Mr. Bailey was treat- | | Benjamin C. Portner, Abram |
ed by Dr. David E. Schlosser for | | Waltz and Wilhelm Walters |
lacerations of the left leg. | Abe
a |
president of the Mount Joy |
Group | Sportsmen's Association with |
Leroy Sheaffer as vice president; |
(krom page 1}
'R. E. Hassinger, Lunda |
Joy Baking Today” Zurin, assistant; Moore,
| Gene Eicherly, salesman, The
pur-
> ase ) i
approximately two-thirds of the "5 d and releas sed 302 rabbits. |
cakes in the building. Mrs. Ger- East Donegal graduates Jere
urday
Deaths for the week
included @
reltmacher was elected |
secretary:
John

Mrs.
sold | treasurer.
are
aszocilation
3
dld Hostetler and Mrs. Jokin| | given permission to attend the]
Gelz were ‘“measurers”: Mys. |New York World's fair instead |
Frank Young, Jr. and Mrs. Geo. | °f Visiting Washington. ® ALUMINUM AWNINGS
Mrs. Mary Hurst, Florin, sold |
| Albert, “mixers”; Mrs. Robert
Tyndall and Mrs, William Eck- | | her gas station and restaurant to |
| Mr. and Mrs, J. Earl Ressler of |

enrode, * ‘icners’” and Mrs. James | E |
Roberts, ‘oven watchers The | Erie. : .
remainder of the cakes were; Borough Council went on rec- {
sold ii Monit Joy. {ord as approving the opening of |
pen {a hew street from Market Street |
Philosopher Enck said “If to Manheim Street which was
at first you don’t succeed, try,|named Ice Avenue. | 32 HENRY STREET MOUNT JOY, PA.
try again, then quit. There's no | TEN YEARS AGO Mo
use in being pigheaded.” January 13, 1944 PHONE UNT Joy. 36884 : |
A WISE OWL’ The auxiliary of the American §' ce ald — 4-2¢_ |

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