The Bulletin, Mount id Pa., Thursday 1053
September 2,

just no telling what people will put
Mahlon Foreman, Ru-
There's
in tre mail these days:
ral carrier, found a live possum in a mail box
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THE BULLETIN I

> 1a OY r erly « 1 a ct Hi . »
Published ever y Thursday at 11 East ||| hear Sunnyside when he was delivering mail
Mais Street, . Mount Joy, I the other day - - - having no address tag on it
«ancaster County, Pa. {|| Mahlon had to leave the animal there
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher | Yr He * 1
“Spook” Kaylor got his seagoing vessels
John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher ||| confused down at “Frankie's Inn” the other
1901 - 1952 {| | night, He asked for a “battleship”
aes y | lwich inste ) “submarine.” sandwich.
Subscription Rate: $2:00 Per Year by Mail. I sandwich instead of a “submarin
| Advertising rates upon request I a 1 . :
Entered at ti stoffice at Mount Jov. ii] The women who henpeck their husbands
at the postoflice at Mount Joy, |} a fikely to find them listening to some other
Pa., as second-class mail under the Act {|| ,. :
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of March 3, 1879. | & *
Member, Pennsylvania Newspaper ll The fellows say this happened back at
Publishers’ Association | Benner, but I can’t prove it
- They were having just one more at the bar
when an old friend, previously quite normal,
came through the door, walked up to the wall,
across the ceiling, down the other wall and
disappeared out the door, There was a mom-
ert of stunned silence, then, “What in the
| world's the matter with that guy?”
{ "Yeah, he didnt even speak to us.”
* * *
This is how Philosopher Enck sums up the
| whole business of love, First a man gels stuck
lon a girl. Then he gets stuck with her. Then
he's stuck.
* *
Down at the Lancaster Airport on Sunday «a
| nundsome young pilot walked up to «a ravish-
ling red head and asked: “Wanna fly?” "Yes",
| she eagerly exclaimed. “Wait, I'll catch one
| for you,” he answered and walked away —
- — Nasty man.

The lady passed through the hotel lobby
several limes. Finally the polite young busi
town stepped up to her and
FE
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WISE OWL
BY A
{ nessmaan Irom
Don't ever underestimcite the power be-|gsked.
hind “Len” Safko’s drive on the golf course.| Pardon me. are you lookng for some partics
Recently, while driving at the fifth hole at a ular person?”

course in Loncaster. he gave it a little too| “I'm satisfied,” she said, "if you are.” — —
mac 1 power and the ball hit a fellow working | Wow!!!
in the middle of a two acre field nearby. * Yr +
This we like
I am a dime.
I haven't done business with a butcher for
* * *
Oh ys. After what it took to get back on
the course, “Len” had to trea: to the bacon
and egg breakfast, as the high scorer always | years.
dees. I can buy neither a quart of milk nor a loat
* * of bread.
I can’t even pay a child's way into movies.
I am hardly big enough for a tip anymore.
But on Sunday, of church - - - then I'm real
iy useful!
x %
Olid man Banif, our new neighbor, was «a
Tae guy who said you can't get blood from
m sions, never got hit on the head with a rock.
* * *
The flower show in one of our neighboring |
towns hod been a great success, and a few
evenings lcier Mr. Biank. who had performed
the opening ceremony, was reading the local | stubborn individual. He would never wear
paner’s repoit of it to his wife. | rubbers when it rained nor put on an extra
Presently he siopged reading, and in anger, | sweater if the night ‘were chilly. Mrs. Banff
marched out of the room. Amazed his wife | was peeved at his obstinacy.
picked up the paper, to learn the reason of her | “You never take any good advice,”
husband's fury. | complained in a nagging fashion.
She read: “As Mr. Biank mounted the plat-| “Darn good thing for you I don't.”
form dll eyes were fixed on the long red nose | ed, “or you'd still be an old maid.”
he displayed. Only years of patient cuitivation | * >
could have produced an object of such bril- | A fellow out at Mastersonville said hiz wife,

she

lionce.” — — — —- Can't say as [ blame him. | opening her icebox, spied a rabbit ther
* * * | She asked: What are you doing i
A sign on a theaire ticket window read.| box?”
Rabbit. “This is a Westinghouse, isn't ii?”
Wife: “Yes.”
Rabbit: “I'm just Westing.”
don’t have to believe it.
“Service Men—25c.” A loca! spinster hurried-
ly pushed her way through the stowd to 22
office, put down a doliar and said, "I'l teke |
four sailors.” la
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Mr
will be
which is
Elmer G. Strickler
Elizabethtown, Pa. Phone 117
| “you BUY ONLY THE INSURANCE |
Great Lakes
Oliver Witn
“The
Mrs.
daughter of
Mr, and
Lititz, Saturd:
The Ladies Bible class of
Newtown E J. 1B.
School elected their officers
the year, They are
follows Mrs
Arndt, Asst, Mrs. Irma
Pres., Betty Brosey;
Pres, May Weaver,
Daniel Geltmacher;
Beulah Geltmacher,
Snyder,
Aaron Landis,
coming
teacher,
Mell
ger;
Treas.,, M
Assist
Irene
The Will class
Mrs
U.
“Good
thieir teacher,
mer of the E.
Newtown will
program on Oct.
used toward the
the church
now underway.
week's paper for
B. Church,
have
ting of
next {
details.
s50¢e
a spec
3. All proceeds
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COMPLETE
and Mrs. Calvin
Campbell and children spent
Sunday with Rev, and Mrs. R
H. H. Arndt
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs, Rob
ert Frank and family were Mr
nd Mrs, Arthur Koser, Colum=
via R. D. and Pvt. Russel Herr,
ginia
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Myers
and daughter Joann, Columbia
R. D. Mr. Ben Weaver and Miss
'sther Marietta
vigited Mr. and Mrs. Harry
Weaver
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Wm
Fogie and family were Mr. |
George Dolby, Jean Bachman,
Viarietta and Kenneth Schoel-
koph, Columbia
Visitors during the past week |
of Mr. and Mrs. Aristice Wittle |
were Mr. Joseph Wittle, Mari- |
etta, Mr. Joseph Wittle, Colum- |
bia, Mrs. Ragner Hallgren, Mt
Joy, Mr. Charles Wittle and
children, Nancy and Lawrence,
Columbia R. D. and Rev. O. K
Buch, Manheim.
Miss Evelyn Wagner, Iron-
ville, visited Mr. and Mrs
Earl Geltmacher and family

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Kathleen, daughter of Mr
{and Mrs. John Grossman cele- |
brated her first birthday the
| past week.
Linda Lee Brosey, of Silver
Spring, spent Monday with her |
Aunt, Mrs. Edith Erb.
Rev. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt
visited Mr. and Mrs. Vernon |
Frey of the Millersville Pike, |
ion Monday |
Mrs. Matilda Derr and Miss |
Ruth Wittie enjoyed themselves |
at a "Ham Fry” at the State;
Park at Big Springs. |
Pearl Breneman, Edith Erb, |
and Robert Witmer visited Mr. |
and Mrs. Marvin Garner and |
family of Wrightsville, R. D. on
Sunday
Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Mau-
{rice Frysinger, Mrs. Katie |
Moore and Ida Eisenberg- |
ver Mr. and Mrs. Chester
thoad iumbia, Mr. and
it Paul Fitzkee and children, i
Evelyn June. and Daniel: and |
orandson, David, Mount . Joy,
| and Mrs. Havard John- |
2 caster.
and Mrs. Ray Gdmber |
1 se Manheim, visited Mr.
nd Abram Gamber.
Mrs. Guy Winters and : chil
ren Manheim, visited Mur. |
Mrs. Howard Gamber.
‘lla Sherk, Mt. Joy, spent
the weekend with Mr. and Mrs.
faurice Frysinger, Mrs. ‘Katie
\Vipore and Mrs. Ida Eisenberg-
er,
Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher vis-
|ited Mr. and Mrs. Marvin Gai
ner and family, Wrightsville, R
D.
Rev. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt
spent Wednesday at the York
| Fair
Mrs. Edith Erb and Robert
Witmer, visited Mr. Paul Wit-
mer, Columbia and Mp. and
Mrs. Norman Brosey and fami-
Spring.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo.
were Mr. and Mrs.
Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Sen
and son, Mrs. Laudenberger |
Columbia.
lv, Silver
Visitors of
Moore,
Sener,
er
| and daughter,
Visitors of Mr. and : Mrs.
Wm. Witmer, Columbia, Mr
and Mrs. Donald DeGeorge

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